Dear Lover, (987 hits)
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Submitted by jimthefiend <jimthefiend.at.jim-the-fiend.com> (View user info) at 2005-08-12 14:17:58 EDT
Dear Lover,
I think about you and my heart starts to beat faster... My hands begin to shake and my breathing goes all funny.
This is not healthy. This obsession that I have for you is killing me.
The things we do together sometimes make me feel so fucking dirty that I just want to die. What happened? When we started this affair all those years ago it was innocent, pure and without consequence. How did that turn into this sick relationship we have now?
I've told you on several occasions that I would never see you again, and I tried so hard to make that be truth. We both know that it never lasts. I always come back don't I?
I loathe you for the way you've defiled my body and my mind. I'm filled with disgust with myself for allowing you to.
Is it really going to take death to separate us?
I want you out of my life completely. Gone. Far away. Permanently. I don't even want to keep the memories of you and the "good times" we had. I want to forget that I ever met you.
User Reviews
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2005-08-15 03:17:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I've been totally getting it on with your lover.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-08-13 13:42:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-08-13 01:18:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Dude its about time someone else spoke up...Bravo Jim...I fucking hate the #7 too!
Submitted by checkyourmail (user info) at 2005-08-13 01:08:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 because 1) this post sucks and 2) you're an assclown
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-08-13 00:45:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
HAR~! c0z itz a luv
letter
liek 2 a
pers0n
but itz 4 teh
wiskey!!!!!11!111eleventythousandandfour7!
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-13 00:24:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Did you get banned? 15 minutes has gone by without you camping your own post.
Submitted by FallenZer0 (user info) at 2005-08-12 23:50:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i may be reading into this... (or er, high..)
but if you need help and think you're ready to get it, then you should go for it
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-12 22:16:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Not original.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-08-12 21:06:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
u r so kewl
Submitted by Telwilya (user info) at 2005-08-12 20:34:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
no comment
Submitted by Shifty (user info) at 2005-08-12 16:44:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Would have got a +2 if the image was further down the screen.
Would have been the kick to find it's not a woman.
Good writing.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-08-12 16:29:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-12 15:33:23 (#)
Ranking: 1
Is the F5 key on your keyboard broken yet HitDoctor?
haha
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-08-12 16:11:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't even find it fun to drink anymore.
I just do it for my health.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-08-12 15:54:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-12 15:33:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Is the F5 key on your keyboard broken yet HitDoctor?
Submitted by DarthFaded (user info) at 2005-08-12 15:30:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
JD baby!
Take one 1/5 of Jack Daniels
add a liberal amount of Drunken Beligerence
Mix thoroughly adding a cup of Smart ass comments.
Top off with a splash of bad attittude.
The end result will be a hell of a fight and a headache like you won't believe!
I can't wait til the weekend.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-08-12 15:28:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think about you and my heart starts to beat faster... My hands begin to shake and my breathing goes all funny. This is not healthy. This obsession that I have for you is killing me.
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Fuck love.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-12 15:21:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-12 15:11:47 (#)
Ranking: 0
"Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-12 15:09:02 (#)
Ranking: 1
Don't believe everything you read on the internet champ. "
You're more intelligent than you look dude.
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Thanks Dero... Wish I could say the same thing about you.
Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-08-12 15:19:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Hey! I've been fucking that bitch too!
Submitted by Mr-Boo (user info) at 2005-08-12 15:18:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
shit, my bad....
http://www.ubersite.com/m/73088
Submitted by Mr-Boo (user info) at 2005-08-12 15:14:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
here, jim go have fun with this one.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-12 15:11:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-12 15:09:02 (#)
Ranking: 1
Don't believe everything you read on the internet champ. "
You're more intelligent than you look dude.
Submitted by Mr-Boo (user info) at 2005-08-12 15:09:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oh no, an internet threat. go drink some more.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-12 15:09:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Mr-Boo (user info) at 2005-08-12 15:01:47 (#)
Ranking: 0
I found this and it scares the shit out of me that you actually fathered children.
http://www.justblowme.com/showthread.php?s=&referrerid=1210&threadid=16694
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Don't believe everything you read on the internet champ.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-12 15:06:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Stop Google Stalking me or I WILL have you fucking killed.
Got that?
I'm not a whiny impotent cunt like Schlongless. I bite.
Submitted by Mr-Boo (user info) at 2005-08-12 15:01:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I found this and it scares the shit out of me that you actually fathered children.
http://www.justblowme.com/showthread.php?s=&referrerid=1210&threadid=16694
Submitted by ShadowFacsimile (user info) at 2005-08-12 14:59:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
and for anyone who thinks i want cyber. guess again
sorry about the 0 rating
Submitted by ShadowFacsimile (user info) at 2005-08-12 14:58:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
where should i go? i don't like giving out my email address and cant be bothered setting up a new one
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-12 14:56:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
if you want free porn holler.
jimthefiend.at.jim-the-fiend.com
the_reverend_jimthefiend on yahoo.
Submitted by ShadowFacsimile (user info) at 2005-08-12 14:53:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i have already drunk half a bottle of that tonight. now i fell a bit frisky and my husband is in taiwan. i was looking for free porn so it doesnt show up on his credit card but cant find anything.
looks like im just going to have to use my imagination :)
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-08-12 14:45:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's cool man I actually had one of those random nights that end up being really good.
Anyway as with you I'm always up for a raincheck just let me know next time your in town.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-08-12 14:45:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Before I saw the picture, I GENUINELY believed this was about Shlongy.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-08-12 14:36:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Despite being a tool sometimes, you have excellent taste in alcohol.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-12 14:35:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Also, dude I am really sorry about the other night. Cherie had to work and I got wrapped up into some work related nonsense myslef.
Raincheck for real.
You have a sexy voice btw. lmao
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-08-12 14:34:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Glad to hear it man.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-12 14:32:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah i think so man. heh
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-08-12 14:30:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I prefer Makers or Turkey 101 myself but each to his own.
So did you final settle the arguments as to just who is uber's Snowboarding top dog the other day?
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2005-08-12 14:29:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wheres the women?
Submitted by Mr-Boo (user info) at 2005-08-12 14:29:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Wow, I think this is a new record for you. You submitted a post and actually waited 5 minutes and 27 seconds before replying to your own post.
Post: 2005-08-12 14:17:58
Reply: 2005-08-12 14:23:25
I'll give you a +1 for being honest though.
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-08-12 14:25:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Should be Jameson. Oh well.
GO HORSE BABY
t-minus 26 hours until kickoff.
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2005-08-12 14:24:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
rate the post, not the poster.
I fucking love me some jack daniels.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-12 14:23:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This is my serious post for the week.
Hello, My name is James and I'm an alchoholic.
Submitted by HippoRapist (user info) at 2005-08-12 14:22:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
:*(
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2005-08-12 14:22:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I prefer a nice Canadian Whiskey. Oh well. Gibsons Finest Rare (18-yr) is very good. Goes down like watered down whiskey,... but it's not watered down.
Submitted by HippoRapist (user info) at 2005-08-12 14:20:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-12 14:19:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Is this post directed at your daughter?
Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2005-08-12 14:19:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LINKWHORE!!! http://www.ubersite.com/m/71693
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2005-08-12 14:19:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
+2 for Bourbon -2 for JD. I prefer Jim to Jack.