I love Shlongy's Cock (1296 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -0.47 on 29 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Wiggles (View user info) at 2005-08-12 17:19:38 EDT
To everyone at Uber:
The sham is over; the gig is up.
I love Shlongy's cock more than anything else in the entire world. I know I've said many mean things about him, but you always hurt the one you love, you know.
When it rains, I imagine that shlongy's up in the clouds jacking off furiously, just for me. I stand outside for hours trying to capture just one more drop on my tongue.
When I put markers and pens up my ass at work, it's always him.
When I push up against an old asian man on the bus, it's him.
When I ass rape swamp donkey, it's him again (I'm sorry swampy, I told you I didn't want you to get hurt)
It's always you shlongy, and it always has been. Please don't hate me for this. I love you. I lust after you. You're all I need and want.
Shlongy, you complete me.
Let's run to canada and become lovers and so much more than life-partners. Become my husband you stud. I want to be the wife, I want you to love me like a dirty filipino whore.
I love you.
call me.
User Reviews
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2006-06-05 16:53:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ha ha ha ha lovely.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-04-14 18:35:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LOVE tis post
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-08-20 12:49:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-08-19 21:36:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What the fuck? I gave out the password and someone changed it, and then I logged out. Now I come back to this site a little later and I'm logged back in somehow?
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-18 05:51:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
uh?
Submitted by bobotheclown (user info) at 2005-08-18 05:30:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you're dropping wiggles, wiggles?
thanks for those nice comments on std's last post.
not sure how great my uber participation will be in future, seems to be tapering off a bit thank god. if i ever get actingthegoat.com up and running i will make an announcement.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-08-13 00:59:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Your dress is heinous.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-08-12 22:04:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
BUH BYE NOW
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-08-12 21:59:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-08-12 18:47:58 (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, the password has been changed, so as soon as I log out, Wiggles is gone forever! At least I went down in a mild blaze of scandal and mystery.
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That's a real fucking shame there...
Submitted by kwame_johnson (user info) at 2005-08-12 20:18:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
WOW THAT IS SO ORIGINAL WHY DIDN'T APOLLO THINK OF DOING THAT WITH HIS PASSWORD???
OH WAIT!!!
HE DID!
Submitted by ScottMaximus (user info) at 2005-08-12 20:00:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This -2 is for me for being stupid enough to click on this.
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-08-12 19:34:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Can I get a piece of the groom?
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-08-12 18:59:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-08-12 18:47:58 (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, the password has been changed, so as soon as I log out, Wiggles is gone forever! At least I went down in a mild blaze of scandal and mystery.
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no Wiggles will still be here. he'll always be with us...in our hearts
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-08-12 18:47:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, the password has been changed, so as soon as I log out, Wiggles is gone forever! At least I went down in a mild blaze of scandal and mystery.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-08-12 18:38:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Shlongy would be he one in the dress.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-08-12 18:25:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-12 18:16:47 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-08-12 18:02:52 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2005-08-12 17:27:18 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Thored (user info) at 2005-08-12 17:25:18 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-08-12 17:24:40 (#)
Ranking: -2
This -2 is for me for being stupid enough to click on this.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-12 18:16:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This -2 is for me for being stupid enough to click on this.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-08-12 18:02:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2005-08-12 17:27:18 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Thored (user info) at 2005-08-12 17:25:18 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-08-12 17:24:40 (#)
Ranking: -2
This -2 is for me for being stupid enough to click on this.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-08-12 17:44:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I wonder which Wiggles did this.
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2005-08-12 17:41:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Just keep it out of Canada
Submitted by Kindred (user info) at 2005-08-12 17:40:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you know, I could be wrong here Wiggles, but to me you come off a little desperate.
Just set him free and if he cums on your back, it was meant to be (or some shit like that)
Submitted by testify (user info) at 2005-08-12 17:39:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck you
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-08-12 17:36:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Let's run to canada and become lovers and so much more than life-partners.
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Just because its legal doesnt mean its socially accepted. Stay away!
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-08-12 17:34:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought it was funny, but then again I thought Piggy getting crushed by a rock was funny
Submitted by gabrielpm (user info) at 2005-08-12 17:29:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2005-08-12 17:27:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Thored (user info) at 2005-08-12 17:25:18 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-08-12 17:24:40 (#)
Ranking: -2
This -2 is for me for being stupid enough to click on this.
Submitted by Thored (user info) at 2005-08-12 17:25:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-08-12 17:24:40 (#)
Ranking: -2
This -2 is for me for being stupid enough to click on this.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-08-12 17:24:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This -2 is for me for being stupid enough to click on this.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-08-12 17:23:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for truth. It's good that I finally got this out. +2 again because I know I will camp this post and exhibit many different writing styles in all my reviews. It's something new I'm trying.