To the Lady that Prays into my Voicemail (671 hits)
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Submitted by vexx (View user info) at 2005-08-13 00:06:03 EDT
Woman (or Mujer to you),
I know you are calling for a Mr. Arroyo when you leave a 7 minute message of Spanish prayer in voicemail encouraging me to read my bible. We have a few problems here.
1- the voicemail obviously says that my name is not Hector Arroyo
2- my voicemail is in English while your entire Biblical rant is in Spanish
3- this has happened 3 or 4 times now
4- While the thought behind your prayer is nice, the prosthelatizing is not appreciated
Please stop calling!
Also Mr. Arroyo, if you are reading this, sorry I haven't gotten the names right but....
Someone has gotten out of jail, you've had a school reunion, you also apparently have some unpaid debts, someone else called for bail from jail, a couple people wanted to see you while they were in town (didn't get the number, they were calling from a supermarket payphone at 3:15am), and a woman I can only assume was a mistress or jaded girlfriend has called for both you and your wife, Oh and some Spanish woman prayers for your soul and wants you to read your bible.
Sincerely,
The Dude with your old phone number
User Reviews
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-21 11:15:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha, free entertainment
Submitted by vexx (user info) at 2005-08-14 02:27:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this review's the last of mine. im hammering a nail into vexx's coffin, see y'all on the flip.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2005-08-14 00:47:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Solid 1. Funny problem. More than worth reading because it made me smile. However, nothing I'll ever think about again.
Submitted by Shifty (user info) at 2005-08-13 08:00:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2005-08-13 06:48:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I used to get 8 minutes messages from some chinese lady.
I pretty much thought the same thing!
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-08-13 06:37:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Heheheheh. This brightened my day.
Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2005-08-13 02:59:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
im glad i got to keep my numer on hold while i was over seas. i woulden't want somebodys old number
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-13 02:39:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
epitome of +1 material.
nice nice nice
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-08-13 00:35:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
fucking bummer.
though you could have a shit load of fun with a spanish-speaking friend.
Submitted by twentyseventy (user info) at 2005-08-13 00:21:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-08-13 00:17:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
hahahaha