English Premier League Kick Off (NSFSN) (2234 hits)
Category: SportsRating: -0.59 on 38 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by http://www.zen33652.zen.co.uk/ (View user info) at 2005-08-13 10:49:46 EDT
(NSFSN) Not Safe For Scroll Nazis or people who aren't at all bothered about the beautiful game.
The football season starts again today and is already underway. Like last year, I've created a mini guide for those interested. However, due to the country being so crowded and small, I've had too loosen up the cities the teams are from to wider areas so towns like Blackburn, Wigan and Bolton are ignored for the sake of not wanting to confuse foreigners. I know Sunderland fans will think I'm a cunt for branding them as Geordies and West Brom fans will resent me putting them in Birmingham, but it's close enough.
So, without further ado, here's my annual, rough geographical offering of who's competing for the league this year:
Current league champions: Chelsea FC.
FA Cup Holders: Arsenal FC.
League Cup Holders: Chelsea FC.
Other: Liverpool FC - current European champions.
Promoted to Premiership from Championship last season: Sunderland, Wigan Athletic and West Ham United.
User Reviews
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-18 11:12:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I just noticed that Southampton isn't on it cos of them being in the "championship" now. hahahahahaha
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-16 18:01:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Still gay. But great MVA nick, dipshit.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-08-15 13:16:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
boring
Submitted by supadupapupa (user info) at 2005-08-15 02:39:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love the game mate, but catching the games over here is hard to do...
I mostly get my kicks from playing Winning 11...
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-08-14 23:04:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
be careful...he might revenge -2 you...
better give this guy +2 cause he means business!
Submitted by Natsukau (user info) at 2005-08-14 18:39:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Who the fuck cares? It's cross country running with a ball.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-08-14 16:01:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
the more you defend yourself the more you look like a fucking moron.
Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2005-08-14 13:29:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
yeah Einstein, I could do it.
Have you ever heard of a fucking LEGEND?
It's this really cool box you put next to a map so you don't have to cram a bunch of shit over the top of the map.
Fucking cunt.
Submitted by dodahdave (user info) at 2005-08-14 13:13:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Booooooo!!!!!!
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-08-14 12:46:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2005-08-14 12:12:18 (#)
Ranking: -2
WTF?
"HAS to be" big? bullshit. I have real maps smaller than that.
fuck.
damn euro trash. "
Right, Einstein: Fit those teams onto a map your retarded mind is able to size. Try it.
Submitted by Thored (user info) at 2005-08-14 12:36:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Woo, finally a use for my 65 inch monitor.
Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2005-08-14 12:12:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
WTF?
"HAS to be" big? bullshit. I have real maps smaller than that.
fuck.
damn euro trash.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-14 10:27:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Eat some more dick, toothless dipshit.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-08-14 03:46:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Good fucking God, why would you pay to put this on Uberboard?
Submitted by jack0173 (user info) at 2005-08-14 01:51:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-13 22:46:22 (#)
Ranking: -1
Mein Gott!
Ja, ja, ich bin ein scroll-nazi.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-08-13 23:56:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-13 22:46:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Mein Gott!
Ja, ja, ich bin ein scroll-nazi.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-08-13 22:23:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-08-13 15:29:19 (#)
Ranking: 0
Not Safe For Scroll Nazis you fucking cunts.
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If i title my next post "This post will be an ultimate waste of your time because all it is is a close up picture of my knuckle and it's so close that, without any explanation, you wouldn't know what it is and it has no content whatsoever and it's a complete fucking shit post so don't click on this link because if you do you'll be wanting those few precious seconds back when you're on your death bed thank you"
then i will still expect to get -2 for it. warning us that your post is going to be an eyesore doesn't prevent it from sucking mud from my shit hole.
-2 DIE
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-08-13 22:04:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Isn't this the first time Southampton's been out of the Premier League?
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-08-13 21:41:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Norwich City, Crystal Palace (south London) and Southampton went down.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-08-13 21:23:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Trying to remember who else dropped but I can't be bothered to look.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-08-13 21:22:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You forgot to mention the teams that dropped out, i.e. NORWICH CITY!!
TAKE THAT DERVEL, YOU CUNT HAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2005-08-13 20:25:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
who the fuck is soccer?
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-08-13 18:47:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm not resizing. Next time, adhere to NSFSN and stop being retarded. It's also Not Safe For Retards but there's no point labelling that.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-08-13 18:40:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am going to stab Kai with the rest of your Yank spines.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-08-13 17:29:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-08-13 15:29:19 (#)
Ranking: 0
Not Safe For Scroll Nazis you fucking cunts.
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Faggety ass English loser.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-08-13 15:29:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Not Safe For Scroll Nazis you fucking cunts.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-08-13 15:12:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
jesus fucking christ! fix the picture you dickhole. nobody looked at it.
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-08-13 14:55:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Go Chelsea WOO!
(I have family on the team, so I'm not biased at all.)
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-08-13 13:49:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
resize
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-08-13 13:26:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That picture's a little too small. I can't really make out the names.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-08-13 12:36:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Are Scotland and Wales really that blurry?
Submitted by JSultan (user info) at 2005-08-13 11:59:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It woulda been nice if you coulda made it a bit bigger..
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-08-13 11:24:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Isn't there some wankster UK homo soccer message board that you can beat off to, instead of posting this fucking garbage here?
Fuck off with this shit. It sucks.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-08-13 11:19:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm not resizing. I had to make it that big to get the info in neatly. I did a smaller one last year and it was messy. There's too many clubs from the same areas to do it nice and small. A USA/Australia one would be easier.
Submitted by Chazzy (user info) at 2005-08-13 11:08:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
RESIZE
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-08-13 10:56:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't possibly -2 anyone who says that Sunderland are from Newcastle.
I shall leave it to all the Bitter Mackems.
-Dave
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-08-13 10:50:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This is actually the same size as England.