100,000 hits, and I still get people asking me if I'm Kai. (1921 hits)
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Submitted by Jay Peg (View user info) at 2005-08-13 19:02:38 EDT
Everything you ever wanted to know about jgreening
User id: 13878
Registered on or around: 2004-11-16 22:21:50
# Messages posted: 165
# Reviews written: 6882
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 4689
# Hits: 100158
Average rating of all messages: 0.73
100,153 hits.
100K is still a benchmark, right?
Can't be more than maybe 80-90 people who've reached that mark, right?
Aw fuck it.
Anyway, here's my overview of my time here, and some of my favorite posts of mine.
Wow, that sounds egotistical.
Ah well.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/51900 -- "One of these days, I might just do it..."
My first post. The positive rating on this post was the only reason I stuck around.
So everyone, you can blame FunnyAsCancer, Grim_Hippie, professorfuckface, hairycoo and mazman23 for me being here.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/51950 -- "Problems taking a gay man to a baseball game"
My second post. Great rating, too. Now watch as assholes flame it down to something like .2.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/52154 -- "Clockwork Plaid, or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Trapper Keeper"
One of the few ACTUALLY TRUE stories I've written. One of my favorite posts, too, obviously.
I'm not just pointing it out for it's rating.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/52787 -- "It's already to late to give in. They made you do it while you were sleeping"
The first post of mine BartBart every rated. I heard this got like, 2 people nominating it for B@W.
That's more than all my other posts combined, I think. No, wait... I think I had one or two more that... Nope. Typo. Nevermind.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/53108 -- "I'm going to get flamed to hell for this, but it's OK for work..."
First post of mine to make Most Heated, and it went all the way to... Well... #8, I think.
It was a busy week, the top 5 were all over 150.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/54429 -- "Why it was a mistake to circle the block delivering pizza downtown..."
I was ticketed for solicitation while delivering pizza. Another true story.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/55667 -- "The Ugly Quotient™ -or- Why Beautiful People Need to Be Mass Murdered By Trekies"
My first picture post. And the real reason Sideburns doesn't post much anymore. It's put him into hiding.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/56996 -- "Bart Does Not Run Ubersite, SHOCKING DOCUMENTS REVEALED!"
This is the post BartBart has tried to suppress since it was made. He knows the truth, I knew the truth, and now EVERYONE will know the truth.
Again.
Seeing as how it was already posted.
And stuff.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/60656 -- "Fucking Electro..."
The post that started the wave of shit in my direction. I can honestly point to this post as the spot where people found that giving me shit was a way to become accepted in the Uber populace. It's also the first post of mine to go to #1 on Most Heated, and my most viewed post.
I think.
I'm too lazy to really go through all my posts to be sure.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/65180 -- "Christ, who would have thought 3 lines in an e-mail would cause this... (rant)"
When I got WhatTheHell banned. That was the second biggest shit storm I started. And I still say I'm glad the fuck got banned.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/70556 -- "Conversations on a Bus"
This is my personal favorite post.
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Now, I had a few mini-series I was proud of. The first is my "Life Gone Wrong" series.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/56760
http://www.ubersite.com/m/57294
http://www.ubersite.com/m/62172
http://www.ubersite.com/m/65374
http://www.ubersite.com/m/66841
http://www.ubersite.com/m/69585
The second is my Classmates.com series.
People still think I made this entire series up, but I will prclaim for all to hear, every one of them is as real as the wart on your ass.
Part 1: http://www.ubersite.com/m/68406
Part 2: http://www.ubersite.com/m/67498
Part 3: http://www.ubersite.com/m/68932
Part 3.5: http://www.ubersite.com/m/69372
And that's that.
My recap of my first 9 months here at Ubersite.
Now, with the exception of the consolation round in UM3, this will be my last post for a while.
Stop cheering, I'm not done yet.
Anyway, those people who should be thanked by me for being nice, or funny, or clever or whatever are hereby thanked. Damned if I'm going to list people.
Those of you who have been assholes and polesmokers, I guess you'll have to find someone else to antagonize for a while.
Get over it.
So yeah.
That's it.
User Reviews
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-07-25 19:45:03 EDT (#)
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For getting WTH banned.
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-28 19:34:39 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-07 04:49:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-07 04:49:01 (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-10-07 02:19:58 (#)
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The dead horse cock would grow legs and run away at the sight and/or smell of Celine Dion.
HOLY SHIT A JAY PEG REPLY!
I'M BACK!
I'M GONNA RUN WILD!
PRON FOR EVERYONE!
YES, PRON! FUCKING PORN IS CHEAP AND POINTLESS, SO I BRING PRON!
Ah fuck, I'm tired of this place, I'm out.
FUCK THAT WAS A LONG TIME, I'M BACK!
Shit, I'm just worn out of this shit...
Fuck it. I'm gonna watch my girlfriend shower now...
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JayPeg you ignorant pustule, I put the call out for you to email me a while ago and you NEVER DID.
I have a friend who is hiring security guards in Denver, and I was wondering if you still needed a job.
Email me rad1101.at.gmail.com
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-09-18 00:42:22 EDT (#)
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Fucking gay.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-12 09:27:58 EDT (#)
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wow, he did it.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-09-02 10:11:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-08-18 05:55:16 (#)
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Do you get a cash prize, or a trophy...or..or a certificate when you hit the 100k mark?
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No, a little part of your self-esteem just dies and is gone forever.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-09-02 10:08:41 EDT (#)
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I still do that too. I bring my laptop. I multitask.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-09-02 10:06:45 EDT (#)
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fucking hell Thorpe, shouldn't be out getting drunk amd stealing the native's children like other Ozzies your age?
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-09-02 10:01:49 EDT (#)
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Check out my reviews, Spam.
And hits per post ratio.
I feel so special.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-09-02 09:58:45 EDT (#)
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Everything you ever wanted to know about jgreening
User id: 13878
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# Messages posted: 165
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Average rating of all messages: 0.73
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those are some of the worst stats I've ever fucking seen.
it took you 165 posts to reach 100,000 hits??
AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
Reviews written: 6882 - dude thats like 30 reviews a fucking day!
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-09-02 09:49:15 EDT (#)
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where are you jpeg? you're very quiet...
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2005-08-21 01:42:19 EDT (#)
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This post doesn't even deserve to be curbstomped by my year-old Superstars.
I do have better shoes than that.
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2005-08-20 21:05:12 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-08-19 23:00:27 EDT (#)
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har har turdling
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-08-18 10:21:44 EDT (#)
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So....
You were saying,fatass??
http://www.ubersite.com/m/73408
http://www.ubersite.com/m/73408
http://www.ubersite.com/m/73408
http://www.ubersite.com/m/73408
http://www.ubersite.com/m/73408http://www.ubersite.com/m/73408http://www.ubersite.com/m/73408
http://www.ubersite.com/m/73408
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-18 06:08:25 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/73402#1532643
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-18 05:55:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-08-15 11:56:07 (#)
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it's not going to be a problem anymore, because kai got banned!
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Was it because he put himself down as one of the founders of this site on the Wikipaedia?
That seems to be a bit harsh. It does explain why he hasn't been here for the last few days though.
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-08-18 05:55:16 EDT (#)
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Do you get a cash prize, or a trophy...or..or a certificate when you hit the 100k mark?
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-18 05:36:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-08-15 11:56:07 (#)
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it's not going to be a problem anymore, because kai got banned!
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what for?
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-08-15 11:56:07 EDT (#)
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it's not going to be a problem anymore, because kai got banned!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-15 09:05:11 EDT (#)
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the only time I run to daddy bart is when I get banned for some stupid shit.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-08-15 08:42:22 EDT (#)
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When reading the post and reviews, so many things went through my head that I'm not sure what to focus on for the comment.
In other news, I agree with manic, though I do bear the sentiment with considerably less righteous indignation, because I really don't much give a fuck about WTH, but it does irk me when grown adults, as we all are, have to go running to bart to intervene when they have a problem with someone.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-08-15 08:22:20 EDT (#)
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I think Val is permanently scarred by that, Jared.
She got dry-humped through the covers and everything.
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-08-15 07:55:56 EDT (#)
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Damn you, jpeg, for beating me to this most glorious of accomplishments. Another two weeks of milking old B@W posts and not writing anything else and I woulda gotten there.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-08-15 07:24:16 EDT (#)
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I was just thinking of that scene in Vegas where you were trying to "convert" Urbane to Mormonism. That made me snicker, you crazy non-Mormon, you.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-08-14 20:36:30 EDT (#)
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I hate to break it to you manic, but whatthehell was about as popular as me or Kai.
ie. he wasn't.
you may have been his only fan.
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-08-14 19:38:31 EDT (#)
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Wow. This sucked.
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-08-14 16:06:55 EDT (#)
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STAT WHORING
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THAT'S RIGHT, COCKSUCKERS
WHO'S YOUR FUCKIN DADDY NOW ??
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-14 15:35:11 EDT (#)
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I love you Tom, if only because you survive in the armpit known as Toledo. I'd mail you some blueberry donuts if I knew where to find you, just to show my favor.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-08-14 15:30:56 EDT (#)
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Oh fuck it. Stat whore:
Everything you ever wanted to know about BuckeyesTHEGAME (TomTHESORRELL)
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So let's see ... 355,738 / 238 = 1,494.7
So um ... where the fuck are my groupies?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-14 15:23:47 EDT (#)
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JGreening, playing the "perpetual victim"? How dare you Manic?
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-14 15:08:36 EDT (#)
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Oh and FUCK YOU JAY-PIG!
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-14 15:08:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-08-13 21:33:07 (#)
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Hey, Manic.
Yeah I was.
BOTH suspensions.
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And you're proud of this fact? You have just outed yourself as an insecure, personally vindictive, piece of shit who had to go running to Bart to get your "problem" fixed. Go out buy yourself a set of balls and learn how to use them, or has the oxygen deprivation from being at such a high altitude sapped your intelligence as well as shrivled what little testes you had. NO, you had to take the cowards way out by running and telling on him. "Bart, WTH's being bad. He's calling me names. He isn't sticking to the rules of his probation on Uber." Someone else to "take care" of your problem, becuse you couldn't take the comments like a man and dish it back out accordingly.
You and people like you make me sick, the perpetual victim, crying to those in charge in their futile attempt to gain at the loss of others more able than them. You think you're a BIG man because you got a popular user banned. <Pfft> You ain't shit, little man, here OR in the real world.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-14 09:22:55 EDT (#)
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165 posts to get 100k in hits???
You must REALLY suck.
Take it from Shlongy.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-08-14 08:37:19 EDT (#)
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STATWHORE
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-14 07:51:34 EDT (#)
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*types in http://www.ubersite.com/u/5620 *
*sniggers quietly to self*
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-14 07:34:42 EDT (#)
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STATWHORE :-
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AND :-
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Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-08-14 07:23:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-13 21:27:00 (#)
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When I got WhatTheHell banned. That was the second biggest shit storm I started. And I still say I'm glad the fuck got banned.
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Go to hell you piece of shit. YOU were NOT his final downfall.
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Ahhhh, I love this woman. You had me at "go to hell you piece of shit."
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-08-14 06:59:48 EDT (#)
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I know, I know. It makes me cry at night.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-08-14 06:56:58 EDT (#)
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STATWHORE, fuckers
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Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-08-14 06:45:58 EDT (#)
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STATWHORE
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-14 05:39:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-14 05:35:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-08-14 04:49:57 EDT (#)
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I'm pasting this purely because I'm bitter that since the whole 'Filthy is merely a product of ETS' deranged mind' saga, nobody bothers to read what I post anymore.
25 years old and still whining like a baby. Shoot me.
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-14 04:44:24 EDT (#)
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Congrats.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-14 04:23:46 EDT (#)
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Kai the fucking imbecile is now using MY insults as well as WTH's.
You're about as original as Michael Jackson's nose Sunblock.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-14 04:20:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-08-13 21:33:07 (#)
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Hey, Manic.
Yeah I was.
BOTH suspensions.
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That's something to be proud of, snitchy.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-08-14 02:09:32 EDT (#)
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I still have not reached that mark yet.
I do have this though http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/users.cgi?sort=reviews&days=ALL
Most reviews. I don't know whether that's cool or dorky.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2005-08-14 01:56:19 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-13 23:47:39 EDT (#)
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"Wow, that sounds egotistical."
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-08-13 23:44:04 EDT (#)
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kai, you clever dog, you. According to Provision 77895645498.48465ASDFH of the contract you must buy a mild tranquilizer to keep your jaw muscles loose. I'd hate to have to sue you. I might have to use Fagnum as a material witness
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2005-08-13 23:40:09 EDT (#)
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What's with all the animocity on this post?
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-08-13 23:23:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-08-13 23:11:46 (#)
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Kai, I have booked you a flight and bought the kneepads. Don't flake out on me know.
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No man, YOU were wanting to go, not me:
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Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-08-13 00:20:39 (#)
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I went to craiglist and they advised me that for a nominal fee I could be flown into the LA area with a pair of kneepads and perform oral sex until I get lockjaw. Thanks for the heads up.
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I ain't going with you - Yech! - You were the one who appreciated the "heads up" (was the pun intended?) - Eeew. Take anyone on this post who has left a -2, I'm sure they'd love it.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-13 23:17:42 EDT (#)
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erm, heroin.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-13 23:17:30 EDT (#)
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kai is my heroine
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-08-13 23:11:46 EDT (#)
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Kai, I have booked you a flight and bought the kneepads. Don't flake out on me know.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-08-13 23:04:59 EDT (#)
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heheh Now they'll REALLY think you're my Alter
'cept for the people who have met you.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-08-13 23:04:03 EDT (#)
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HEY!
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-08-13 23:03:53 EDT (#)
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LET'S
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-08-13 23:03:39 EDT (#)
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HEAT
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-08-13 23:03:29 EDT (#)
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THIS
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-08-13 23:03:18 EDT (#)
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MOTHER
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-08-13 23:03:01 EDT (#)
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FUCKER
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-08-13 23:02:48 EDT (#)
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UP!
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-08-13 22:59:55 EDT (#)
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The ORIGINAL Uber 100k post ----> http://www.ubersite.com/m/53111
the is is teh brilliant innovation and pwnmanship that has made me the most hated yet desired man on Ubersite.....
Among the fuctards, that is.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-08-13 22:54:33 EDT (#)
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Poor guy. You seem to be attracting all my trolls too!
The word is out. Homosexual chubby chasers all know to come to Ubersite for a sniff at some REAL man meat. EXAMPLE: It is my understanding that since becoming aware of me, Fagnum (a sun blocking fatass himself FYI) has pounded his tiny pud into about 1/2 oz. of ground pork. He just can't keep his hand off of it, just one "Big Day" after another...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/72496
I, however, am off the menu.
Submitted by RandomJose (user info) at 2005-08-13 22:42:38 EDT (#)
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So you're how much richer now? You're getting laid how much more?
Oh yeah...
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-08-13 22:38:27 EDT (#)
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I thought 175,000 was the new 100,000...
Man, I am seriously behind...
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-13 22:28:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-08-13 20:54:01 (#)
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Dude I didn't even do one of these when I made the MVA.
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but you did at 100K
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BTW 200K is the new 100K
SO FUCK OFF.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-08-13 22:16:43 EDT (#)
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happy 100,000. Fucker
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-08-13 22:15:23 EDT (#)
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I have no doubt that he pops in as various alters from time to time, but each one probably gets banned pretty quick for being asshol-ish and stupid.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-08-13 22:05:17 EDT (#)
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haha, i never understood why people got upset over wth getting banned. mystia made a better contribution than him.
besides, he is still here. some alter giving us teh head pains.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-08-13 21:33:07 EDT (#)
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Hey, Manic.
Yeah I was.
BOTH suspensions.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-13 21:27:00 EDT (#)
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When I got WhatTheHell banned. That was the second biggest shit storm I started. And I still say I'm glad the fuck got banned.
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Go to hell you piece of shit. YOU were NOT his final downfall.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-08-13 21:22:31 EDT (#)
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I'm curious, I was thinking about this post, and it led me off on a tangent.
as a morbidly obese man, do you find it hard to gaze at your own navel? does it point downwards?
Submitted by Garrik (user info) at 2005-08-13 21:12:09 EDT (#)
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Not many people can suck their own dicks, well done.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-08-13 21:08:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-08-13 20:52:11 (#)
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hey, I just hit 250k today. and I still don't have my emu.
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Fuck... I mailed it like, a week ago!
God damn POstal Service, stealing emu's all willy-nilly...
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2005-08-13 20:59:11 EDT (#)
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Stop talking about how your leaving. ITS AN INTERNET WEBSITE NOT A RELATIONSHIP
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-08-13 20:54:01 EDT (#)
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Dude I didn't even do one of these when I made the MVA.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-08-13 20:52:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hey, I just hit 250k today. and I still don't have my emu.
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-08-13 20:47:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-08-13 19:12:39 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-08-13 19:08:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
am i the only person that didnt celebrate their 100,000th hit?
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No, I hit 100k a few weeks ago and didnt bother either. I couldnt think of anything good.
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Same.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-08-13 20:47:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You're not Kai? I want my hits back...
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-08-13 20:41:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2005-08-13 20:12:12 (#)
Ranking: 0
And you can rest easily tonight, knowing I have five times that amount. Hahaha. I'm a bastard.
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Damn "1000" users... Ruining this site...
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-08-13 20:38:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fucking alter...
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-08-13 20:27:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
So people assume you are a fat bald gay guy with a small penis?
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2005-08-13 20:23:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
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fuck you
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2005-08-13 20:12:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And you can rest easily tonight, knowing I have five times that amount. Hahaha. I'm a bastard.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-13 20:05:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Good job. I don't think you're Kai though. Even allowing for the fact that you are a douchebag, you're still nowhere near as retarded as Sunblock is.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-08-13 19:33:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by testify (user info) at 2005-08-13 19:09:21 (#)
Ranking: -2
Carol Richards, the most obvious alter of all time, reached a third of those hits in a week.
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Coming from you, cheesedick, that's comforting.
Seeing as how I was never really controversial, never hitwhored (much) and never went the route of "let's get people riled up and clickin"
Bah, anyway...
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-08-13 19:28:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
well done.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-08-13 19:25:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
good.
thats comforting.
in other news, i got a free $6 dessert.
apple tarte
mmmm
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-08-13 19:25:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't have AIM at work...
I must have left it on at home.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-08-13 19:12:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-08-13 19:08:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
am i the only person that didnt celebrate their 100,000th hit?
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No, I hit 100k a few weeks ago and didnt bother either. I couldnt think of anything good.
Submitted by testify (user info) at 2005-08-13 19:09:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Carol Richards, the most obvious alter of all time, reached a third of those hits in a week.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-08-13 19:08:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
am i the only person that didnt celebrate their 100,000th hit?
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-08-13 19:06:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yo, answer ur aim u fag
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-08-13 19:04:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
What a link whoring extravaganza.
Happy 100k.