Why Can't Warner Brothers Be As Awesome As I Am? (619 hits)
Category: Movies & TVRating: -1.83 on 23 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by <evolvedchicken.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2005-08-15 10:55:54 EDT
So, I was sitting on my chair in from of the very computer I used when I decided to play my Rob Zombie CD I had. I put the disk in the computer, and I was good. While I was on the internet, I suddenly thought about Batman. I honestly don't know why, but I was remembering how the Batman movie from 1989 ruled and how "Batman Begins" was too awesome.
Suddenly, this thought came into mind. Batman movies would be awesome with Rob Zombie music. Please think about this. Batman is suppossed to be dark and violent. Mostly violent. That's when he's at his best. Rob Zombie's music is so dark and heavy, and that's why it's so perfect! Rob Zombie's as awesome as Batman. He's the type that looks like he's about to take Green Day and mutilate them with a crowbar, because Green Day is just a group of pansies.
If you don't think RZ's music is perfect, you're probably the type of person who's only heard the songs "Dragula" and "Feel So Numb". I know I may have typed that last title wrong. I don't have that album yet. Anyways, Listen to some of the songs like "Return of the Phantom Stranger", "What Lurks on Channel X?" or "Demonoid Phonomenon". They are so perfect for Batman movies.
Why can't Warner Brothers be as awesome as I am? Not even Maddox himself can come up with an idea this great.
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2005-08-17 07:57:02 EDT (#)
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All the songs you stated are from his famous album, you suck.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2005-08-16 10:41:49 EDT (#)
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I came on your mom this morning.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-16 07:02:57 EDT (#)
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My kids will lose their virginity before you.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-08-16 03:37:08 EDT (#)
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Ooo, look at me! I think I'm all badass throwing around song titles! Check it out, I'm into heavy shit. You better back off because I will KICK YOUR ASS.
Oooooo...
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2005-08-15 16:04:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
If you don't have anything good to say, you are better off not saying anything. Especially on Uber.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-08-15 15:22:22 EDT (#)
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Dear Diary............
*Yawn*
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-08-15 14:45:31 EDT (#)
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LIEK NO KIDZINZORZ!!! BATMANG AND ROB Z0MBIEE R TEH SHILZNITZZORZAZZZOROZZOZOOROROOZOORROORZZZ!!!
*head explodes*
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-08-15 14:22:52 EDT (#)
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Batman? Rob Zombie? OK you really are a 16 year old kid.
And you used "Maddox" in a sentence.
=-2
Submitted by mush (user info) at 2005-08-15 13:17:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-08-15 11:59:09 (#)
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Meh-copter.
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hahahaha
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-08-15 13:04:34 EDT (#)
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Rob Zombie fellates baby goats.
Submitted by MadJesterVince (user info) at 2005-08-15 12:30:05 EDT (#)
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Please stay where you are, as I type this I am sending a couple of Mobsters to break your fingers so you can't post shit like this again. I'll tell them to look for the lame emo kid dressed up as batman and lip singing Rob Zombie music.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-08-15 12:23:01 EDT (#)
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From time to time, someone does a post on the best -2 comments. I'm pretty sure that at least one on the next installment will be directed at you.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-08-15 12:22:56 EDT (#)
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YOU SUCK AT LIFE
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-08-15 12:12:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-08-15 11:44:18 (#)
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Who pissed in this guys gene pool? C'mon, own up, someone is responsible.
Ummm... Ok, long story... I was drunk, and Rad bet me 5 bucks... but I can't remember whether I did it or not. I guess this story is proof that I did.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-08-15 11:59:09 EDT (#)
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Meh-copter.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-08-15 11:55:09 EDT (#)
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Devil man, Devil Man...!
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-08-15 11:44:18 EDT (#)
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Who pissed in this guys gene pool? C'mon, own up, someone is responsible.
Submitted by RandytheHelpfulPineapple (user info) at 2005-08-15 11:32:53 EDT (#)
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Don't breed.
Submitted by Grownasskid (user info) at 2005-08-15 11:14:26 EDT (#)
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I wore my extra loose pants for nothing. Nothing!
-- Homer Simpson
New Kid on the Block
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2005-08-15 11:11:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You know, almost every time someone refers to the greatness of Maddox, or says they are just as or more awesome, I know I am going to or have just finished reading something completely retarded.
Seriously. It works every time.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-08-15 11:11:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
For a second, I thought this was a straight plus two rating on top...
Thank god it's not.
Submitted by Fleadh (user info) at 2005-08-15 11:01:27 EDT (#)
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It just looked shit so Im not gonna even attempt to read it
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-08-15 10:57:46 EDT (#)
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