Little Willie (637 hits)
Category: HumorRating: 0.12 on 8 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Rixes (View user info) at 2005-08-16 00:29:54 EDT
Some morbid poems that were popular in the 1950's, most were written in the 1890's.
Little Willie hung his sister,
She was dead before we missed her.
Willie's always up to tricks!
Ain't he cute? He's only six!
Willie poisoned Father's tea.
Father died in agony.
Mother was extremely vexed.
"Really, Will," she said, "what next?"
In the family drinking well
Willie pushed his sister Nell.
She's there yet because it kilt her.
Now we have to buy a filter.
Willie with a thirst for gore
Nailed his sister to the door.
Mother said with humor quaint,
"Willie dear, don't scratch the paint."
Little Willie, on the track,
Didn't hear the engine squeal.
Now the engine's coming back,
Scraping Willie off the wheel.
Willie saw some dynamite,
Couldn't understand it quite;
Curiosity never pays:
It rained Willie seven days.
Little Willie fell down a drain;
Couldn't scramble out again.
Now he's floating in the sewer
The world is left one Willie fewer.
Willie coming home from school,
Spied a dollar near a mule.
Stopped to get it, quiet as a mouse.
Funerals tomorrow at Willie's house.
User Reviews
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2005-08-16 11:19:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think Willie had better watch his back...
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2005-08-16 08:54:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Hhahaha, the responses say it's a little underwhelming.
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2005-08-16 08:50:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Looks like little Willie needs a fucking bitch slap.
Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-08-16 05:55:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
cool enough i suppose.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-08-16 03:03:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-16 02:13:25 (#)
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Worth reading...
^^^^^^^^^^^^
this review was....interesting
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-16 02:13:25 EDT (#)
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Worth reading...
I don't think it's anymore than that though.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2005-08-16 01:50:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
It's your child versus mine! The winner will be showered with praise,
the loser will be taunted and booed until my throat is sore.
-- Homer Simpson
Lisa on Ice
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-08-16 01:32:25 EDT (#)
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Hmmm.