i am druk and i kliek equals (992 hits)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (View user info) at 2005-08-16 08:59:58 EDT
I AM DRUNK AND YOU CAN ALL BET FUCKED EDCEOPT FOR RAD AND MERLINA AND CRSTYLE AND HADLEY AND VICIOUS AND DUCKY AND FORENSIC AND THOPRE ANAAD WILLAIMSON AND SAXON AND CRSCRIE AND SOLEY AND MANICMUMAND POLD AND YELLOW MAN AND SIREN AND JOEDADDY AND SPEAKING OF DADS BIGMIKE AND ETC AND YOU GUYS AND SOMEONE LIKE JUSTIN AND MICHAEL JACKSON AND SAASSSMASTERE AND YUOU ALL AND EVEN TAHT CUNT ZAK AND I DON'T NKOW WHOUO IF ORGOT BUT I WIL REMEMBER IS AM SWAYING AND SPAM AND I SEE PEOPLES LIEK YOU WOULDN'T BELIVED AND I LOVE MY KIDS AND I AM SO FUKCED AND SHOLNTY AND HIS ARCH NEMISS JIMMY AND SHPANUM AND CINDY IEVEN THOUGHT THE Y ARE THE SAME AND I WILL NOT FORGET BAKING LADYU WHE IS RAD I AM SURE AND I WILL ALSO REMEMBER THOSE WHO WILL NOT REMEMBR TEHM AND I WILL NOT FORGET THE DAVROS AND THE STEVE AND TEH SNARK AND THE JUSLSINANE IN THE MEMBERANE AND NOT THO MEMTION ALL THE KREATIX AOR THE PEOOLE FROM SPAIN AND THE HONORLY MENTIONALBES OF PAHTS HYES , SHE IS MY WONDER GIRL AND AI WILL NOT FORGET ANYOF YOOU BUT I WILL BORGET THE NASTY PEOPLE BUT NOT NO SIREE THE BEST HWO ARE PEPLE OF JUST ILIKE TIGERLIIYPY AND MUCKNEYPANTS AND IEVEN THE BASSADDMORO AND URBANE AND I AM TRYING TO TYPE ON THE FLY NCAN NYOYU GEURSSS I SOO I WILL NOT SOOLW DOWN AND THIS IS FETTING SO MUCH WORES E BECAUSE I CAN SIEE IT AS IT YTTTYPE NAD IT IS VFUCING DEPRORABLE BUT I AN A STUDDY IN ENEBRTIAATION SO I WILL CONTIRNE BECAUSE THEIS IS ART WOULDN'T YOU SAY AND I WILL THINK ON THE FLY AS TO WHO I WILL PAY HOMAGE TO AND I AM CONCENTRATING MOR E NOW INVE NTHOUGH IT IS HARD YOU ARE THE ROCXORE UBE R AND IN AM TYPING FARSTERE TYAN EVER BUT MY MOST RAVOUTIRE PESON HERE IS BIGMIDE AND HE IS NOT EVENA GARIL AND IF I HAVE FLET YOU OUT BECAUE S THEIS IS A SOCIAL EXPERINTMET.
User Reviews
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-02-21 01:59:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2005-08-16 11:20:31 (#)
Ranking: 0
i dont want uber to be a 'serious writers forum' i jsut want people to stop thinking that posting photoshopped pics of goatse or shlongy is funny, and to post something that actually is interesting or amusing. i just want people to be better than they are i guess. if uber was jsut all 'serious' fiction itd suck. and you may note that i dont really post any 'fiction' wahtsoever. most of my posts are just random rants.
ok, so i was wrong to fly off the handle like this, but, ah fuck i have no excuse or reason, it just pisses me off irrationally when people rate shit like this well, because of some shit injoke or 'friendship'. it negates the whole rating system and like, stuff
ah im over it.
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you have the right idea
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-02-06 18:35:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
JESUS what's this doing back up again - fucking kiwis. I've written 109 posts and she fucking reviews this. sorry darko, but I was drunk. I fucking hate this post.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-02-06 18:24:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
:'(
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-02-06 18:12:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-02-06 18:07:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-02-03 09:40:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
goodnight Tiananmen Square Boy doppleganger
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-02-03 09:22:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ea7oIraV2Q0
I AM NOT ASIAN
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-02-03 08:19:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I hope you're kidding, rad.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-02-03 08:17:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Im going to get my melenoma on you
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-02-03 08:13:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Howdy Daniel, hope you're well. rad I've never liked you, it was a ruse to get to your delectable wife. and red you're a four-eyes, you can't see shit.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-02-03 08:01:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh I see how it is. Bloody colonial. I hope you find jellyfish in your dunny.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-02-03 07:54:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this is from when you liked me.
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2007-02-03 07:11:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The Wishster says you're online. What up old friend? Got a buncha $ on the pool table right now, and am losing my ass, and might even get shot before it's over.
Goddamn it hurts to lose on one's own turf. Just wanted to say howdy, and all iz well, et cetra.
Peace -d
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-08-17 02:14:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
First time I've visited Ubersite in two weeks and the first thing I see is a fucking peice of shit drunk post. It's not even good.
No, I didn't bother reading it.
Auto drunk post -2 DIE.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-08-17 01:58:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wonder how much he drooled when he passed out? Like just a spot on the pillow, or did he soak his whole head?
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-17 01:52:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's our Danger!
<can laughter>
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-08-16 20:06:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're the man, man.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-08-16 19:48:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
no fucking way i'm reading that painful block of cap text.
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-08-16 19:23:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OH LOOKY I MADE A LIST AWWWWWWW YEAH!!!!!!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-08-16 14:39:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Danger, danger, danger...
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-08-16 13:53:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love this post, I think its a hit
Now be sure to vote, while I linkwhore my shit
Another +2 is what I shall leave
While I link you a chance to vote on some Beave
Fret not young lad, that I've done it to you
I think this needs heat, so I'll call you a JEW
I think next line is where this will fin'
I am the most creative, what do I win?
Vol.3 has been released!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/73277 <----Go Vote mang
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-16 13:29:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What can I say, I made a list.
Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2005-08-16 12:43:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2005-08-16 11:20:31 (#)
Ranking: 0
i dont want uber to be a 'serious writers forum' i jsut want people to stop thinking that posting photoshopped pics of goatse or shlongy is funny, and to post something that actually is interesting or amusing. i just want people to be better than they are i guess. if uber was jsut all 'serious' fiction itd suck. and you may note that i dont really post any 'fiction' wahtsoever. most of my posts are just random rants.
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Well that's the kicker, isn't it?
Some people actually found this to be interesting/amusing or both.
Your (first) rating reflects how you feel about the post; though the review would suggest that you rated it poorly because other people rated it high.
What do you care if someone +2's their friend every time they post something? Even if you did care about your rating (which I'm certain you've said you don't) this is someone else's post. If your ratings don't matter to you, than why do someone else's ratings bother you so much?
Let them be friends dude; it doesn't hurt you in the slightest.
I'm going to +2 this...lets see, because I'm about to be an uncle again.
YAY ME!!!
+2 for whoever I feel like +2'ing because I can dole out arbitrary ratings as I see fit.
Oh, and because Danger is awesome.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-16 11:51:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm IN it and I -2ed it.
Shlongy plays no favorites.
This is shit.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-08-16 11:30:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Um....
K?
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2005-08-16 11:20:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i dont want uber to be a 'serious writers forum' i jsut want people to stop thinking that posting photoshopped pics of goatse or shlongy is funny, and to post something that actually is interesting or amusing. i just want people to be better than they are i guess. if uber was jsut all 'serious' fiction itd suck. and you may note that i dont really post any 'fiction' wahtsoever. most of my posts are just random rants.
ok, so i was wrong to fly off the handle like this, but, ah fuck i have no excuse or reason, it just pisses me off irrationally when people rate shit like this well, because of some shit injoke or 'friendship'. it negates the whole rating system and like, stuff
ah im over it.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-16 11:07:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I SAID BOLLOCKS ONE FUCKING TIME
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-08-16 10:54:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And for the record, I +2'd this because I COULDN'T FOLLOW ONE FUCKING WORD IN THIS POST. The reason that earns a +2 is because I've interviewed lots and lots and lots of drunks and I usually can make a little sense out of what they're saying.
I couldn't in this case. Danger stumped Forensic. Auto +2.
w00t w00t w00t
I also didn't get on AIM to cyber with Danger over it either. No way on God's Green Earth. I would have ended up yelling at Danger....
I CAN'T UNDERSTAND SHIT OF WHAT YOU'RE SAYING! GO SOBER UP AND THEN WE'LL TALK, YOU NAUGHTY MONKEY!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-08-16 10:33:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Actually, I'm giving it a +2 because I think it's fucking hilarious. Inlike your attempts at being controversial lately.
I'm sorry, shall we let you get back to your "serious writer's forum" now? Remember, the address is http://www.pulsehead.com
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-08-16 10:32:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
he's a pi\nt you know, it is drunk.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2005-08-16 10:10:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
firstly, hadtobedone, keep up: ive been using capital letters in posts now, for a good long while. so you can shut the fuck up on that one.
secondly, this post sucks balls, and people are +2ing it because their name appears in it and because of the aim clique circlejerking that is now rife on this site.
normally, i pretty much like what danger has to say. this post is a piece of shit, and i rated ti accordingly.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-08-16 10:04:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2005-08-16 09:33:36 (#)
Ranking: -2
way to rate the poster you fucking ball-lickers. quick! get on aim and cyber over this! maybe you can post that too!
this isnt even good for a drunk post.
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All hail the mighty 1458, all-knowing judge of quality. You want to talk about ball-lickers on here? Use capital letters, like a literate human. Anyone who doesn't -2 your writing into the toilet for that reason alone is obviously trying to suck up with one of the "elite." Except your writing is nothing special and you need to spend 8 seconds in elementary school to master the shift key.
Fucking moron.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-08-16 09:57:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-08-16 09:50:24 (#)
Ranking: -2
read the reviews.
reread the post just in case.
nope its still shit.
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and berty. .and peon and jeanneee. get fucked woody, and i am standing at my draftsmannns desk and thinking of staged diving of my higharsed chair in to my bed which is only a couple of feet away.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-08-16 09:50:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
read the reviews.
reread the post just in case.
nope its still shit.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-08-16 09:48:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is shit.
I don't care what you think of this rating because Im not on the list.
This is shit.
Shit.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-08-16 09:46:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2005-08-16 09:33:36 (#)
Ranking: -2
way to rate the poster you fucking ball-lickers. quick! get on aim and cyber over this! maybe you can post that too!
this isnt even good for a drunk post.
_________________________________________
Someone's upset they missed a list.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-08-16 09:42:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I feel like I was the only Uberuser not mentioned.
*sobs emo tears*
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-16 09:37:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
How about a -2!!!
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-08-16 09:35:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
and thate pansy who cheated at dooom
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-08-16 09:34:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
and adam.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2005-08-16 09:33:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
way to rate the poster you fucking ball-lickers. quick! get on aim and cyber over this! maybe you can post that too!
this isnt even good for a drunk post.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-08-16 09:33:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
and nath and fabvbit
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-08-16 09:26:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck you. Dick.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-08-16 09:25:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ihave ust come back from the pordleicm and i cantnot stand myself my folsks are coming theis weekiend iand i ned to grow up quidkly
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-08-16 09:22:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YEEES! This is an example of a perfect post!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-16 09:18:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"CRSCRIE"
Circe?
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2005-08-16 09:17:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hmmmmmmmmmm, a social experiment indeed.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-08-16 09:14:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
and glad to see you spelt my name right...
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-08-16 09:14:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-16 09:11:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-08-16 09:09:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
I prefer "dick" to "cunt".
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REFERENCE REVIEW!!
AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA
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Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-08-16 09:10:17 (#)
Ranking: 2
well...that came out wrong.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! X infinity.
zak made a Freudian slip
Zak made a Freudian slip
ahahahahahahahahaha!
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-16 09:12:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
awesome ranger, your best post yet.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-16 09:11:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-08-16 09:09:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
I prefer "dick" to "cunt".
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REFERENCE REVIEW!!
AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-08-16 09:10:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
well...that came out wrong.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-08-16 09:10:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WOOHOO!!! You spelled my name right! The only word in the whole post!
I AM YOUR REIFEND.
R
R
FREIND
FRIOEND
FRIEND
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-08-16 09:09:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/73213
You're the meaning to my life...
You're my inspiration...
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-08-16 09:09:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I prefer "dick" to "cunt".
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-08-16 09:07:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just drunk?
BOLLOCKS!
You're drunk AND high.
Naughty monkey.
Danger, I said "bollocks" to C1ndy YESTERDAY and now Rad is going around saying "bollocks" on everyone's posts today.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-16 09:05:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAH
Fucking awesome. This is a real drunk post, you can tell.
"Bassaddmoro"
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-08-16 09:03:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nutter
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-08-16 09:02:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"SAASSSMASTERE"