Ode to Michigan Spawns Party Plans (1461 hits)
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Submitted by Manicmother (View user info) at 2005-08-16 15:15:11 EDT
On Sunday, Pokey Pecker's beautiful photographic montage, brought out the best of Michigan's Ubers to celebrate the state we love and the city that most of us have a hard time stomaching. See it here, again, in all it's natural splender.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/73164
In perusing the post it was suggested that it was high time we got together and partied, HARD, as only us Michiganders can. So here it is folks, the offical Michigan Party Discussion Post.
We have been graciously invited to Xcuses's pad to party. Short notice is a bitch, but Thursday is the suggested night. Why Thursday? Beats the hell out of me, but I can get a babysitter so I'm not going to complain. Any other suggestions on a date will be taken under consideration and info reguarding directions will be metted out directly to the Ubers interested.
It's BYOB my friends, and interpret that last B as you will. We won't hold it against you if you bring your own broads, balloons, buffalos, bonsai trees, or bagpipes, but we might laugh and point for 20 or 30 mins. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
Interest in the party or ideas for it's making should be noted in the reviews below.
And now, yet another picture of that place we call home from my own personal stock of photos.
User Reviews
Submitted by Phate (user info) at 2005-11-20 03:59:54 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Obscured_by_Clouds (user info) at 2005-08-25 23:05:26 EDT (#)
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Homer: You like parties, huh? Well, I just remembered they're having
a big one down at the waterfront this weekend.
Marge: You didn't remember that. You just saw it on TV.
My Sister, My Sitte
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-08-18 19:45:06 EDT (#)
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who parties on a thursday? you bastards. Tis a shame, Im picking up the bomb ass herbals today after work. White Widow nyak nyak nyak nyak nyak.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-08-18 10:01:30 EDT (#)
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I've been signed into AIM for the past 11 days. My shit is always on.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-18 09:54:17 EDT (#)
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I got my party hat on!
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-18 09:52:27 EDT (#)
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Ok, now you just need to be on AIM and maybe we can get this worked out
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-08-18 09:42:57 EDT (#)
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AIM = Dumb Bitchez
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-18 09:34:01 EDT (#)
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Herpes give me an AIM name and I'll let you in on the info.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-08-18 03:48:55 EDT (#)
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So when/where is this shindig? I haven't gotten drunk and made an ass of myself lately.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-08-17 21:43:18 EDT (#)
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Gary is Herpes... :p
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-17 11:10:26 EDT (#)
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I'm still willing to hang and get a little f-ed up if you guys want....up to you
now for some entertainment...
Jeff Foxworthy's Version of Michigan
If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 18
inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by,
you might live in Michigan .
If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each
year because Pellston is the coldest spot in the nation,
you might live in Michigan .
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March,
you might live in Michigan .
If you instinctively walk like a penguin for five months out of the year,
you might live in Michigan .
If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work there,
you might live in Michigan .
If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead,
you might live in Michigan .
If you have worn shorts and a coat at the same time,
you might live in Michigan.
If your town has an equal number of bars and churches,
you might live in Michigan.
If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed
a wrong number,
you might live in Michigan .
You know you're a true MICHIGANDER when....
1. "Vacation" means going up north on I-75.
2. You measure distance in hours.
3. You know several people who have hit a deer more than once.
4. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
5. You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard,
without flinching.
6. You see people wearing fall formal wear (camouflage) at social events
(including weddings).
7. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.
8. You carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them.
9. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
10. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
11. You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction.
12. You can identify a southern or eastern accent.
13. Your idea of creative landscaping is a deer "bow target" next to your blue spruce.
14. You were unaware that there is a legal drinking age.
15. "Down South" to you means Ohio .
16. A Muskrat is something you can eat.
17. Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new pole barn.
18. You go out to fish fry every Friday.
19. Your 4th of July picnic was moved indoors due to frost.
20. You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.
21. You find 0 degrees "a little chilly."
22. You drink pop and bake with soda.
23. Your doctor tells you to drink Vernors and you know it's not medicine.
24. You know what a Yooper is.
25. You think owning a Honda is Un- American.
26. You know that UP is a place, not a direction.
27. You know it's possible to live in a thumb.
28. You understand that when visiting Detroit, the best thing to wear is a Kevlar vest.
29. You actually understand these jokes,
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-08-17 09:30:40 EDT (#)
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Happy Heat, darlin
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-17 09:28:13 EDT (#)
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Thank you smeller of noxious bodily gasses, I appreciate that.
So X-man there's your results, what do you want to do?
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-08-17 09:06:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-07 15:26:47 (#)
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Bring on the shovel, it'll be my pleasure hacking you to pieces with it.
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I'm not reading this post, I'm just giving you a well-deserved +2 for this reply you left girlwithoutatitle.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-17 08:02:49 EDT (#)
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Whose Gary?
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-08-17 01:03:22 EDT (#)
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Made me get stoned.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-08-16 22:44:14 EDT (#)
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And if someone has a cutout of jeaannnnnne i would like a copy myself. As well as some soft music, candles, a pair of scissors to cut out the naughty bits. Hmmm sounds like quite the romantic evening.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-08-16 22:32:07 EDT (#)
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I won't be able to make it, but if y'all could just make a life size cutout of me and duct-tape a beer in my hand and stand me in the corner, that would be great.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-08-16 22:06:58 EDT (#)
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Gary- you're stupid.
I can't do anything durring the week. Friday or Saturday nights are always the best... but not this saturday.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-08-16 22:03:04 EDT (#)
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Beautiful photograph.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-08-16 21:36:30 EDT (#)
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in my pants!
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-08-16 21:35:08 EDT (#)
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Munkey makes me happy!
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-08-16 21:24:03 EDT (#)
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michigan looks like a turtle.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-08-16 21:16:13 EDT (#)
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If Jose drives, I'll show too.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-08-16 21:01:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-08-16 19:54:44 (#)
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har har you said High time. Anyhoot sorry i will not be able to attend. I gotta work (i work afternoons) But i would love to attend any other get together, scheduling permitting.
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I'll go if Knuckles goes :)
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-16 20:56:11 EDT (#)
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Sure knuckles...we'll meet up at 1am just after you get off work....NOT
no seriously, we'll plan a bigger event with more lag time for planning.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-08-16 19:54:44 EDT (#)
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har har you said High time. Anyhoot sorry i will not be able to attend. I gotta work (i work afternoons) But i would love to attend any other get together, scheduling permitting.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-08-16 19:14:15 EDT (#)
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gorgeous picture!
Sorry. Too far away :(
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-08-16 18:28:07 EDT (#)
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MAKE ME A GODDAMNED TURKEY SAMMICH!
Work blows ass.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-16 17:58:18 EDT (#)
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REEEEEEPPPPOOOOSSSSSTTTT!!!!!
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2005-08-16 17:55:46 EDT (#)
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You know, this title makes a lot more sense now that I'm not reading it as "Ode to Michigan Spawns" I thought the comicbook character went to Michigan and multiplied.
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2005-08-16 17:49:54 EDT (#)
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Yeah, the other post wasn't an "ode" either. What the fuck?
Here, have a +2
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-16 17:39:33 EDT (#)
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I'm leaving work in a few...
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-16 17:32:13 EDT (#)
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It wasn't my title Envenom, just the fact that the post titled that spawned a party conversation.
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2005-08-16 17:25:32 EDT (#)
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Main Entry: ode
Pronunciation: 'Od
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French, from Late Latin, from Greek OidE, literally, song, from aeidein, aidein to sing; akin to Greek audE voice
: a lyric poem usually marked by exaltation of feeling and style, varying length of line, and complexity of stanza forms
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-16 17:05:52 EDT (#)
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If I get three pops in 7 minutes, I'll be celebrating my ass off for days.
OK, for an hour.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-16 16:56:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-08-16 16:53:43 (#)
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Dear Shlongy,
You don't have a plane.
Love,
~Vulva
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and 7 minutes in teh closet allows you to blow your load 3x.
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-08-16 16:53:43 EDT (#)
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Dear Shlongy,
You don't have a plane.
Love,
~Vulva
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-16 16:48:10 EDT (#)
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we have tommorrow to figure this out, but I'm still down for Thur as the pre-get together before we can get others to attends.
Keep me posted
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-16 16:45:46 EDT (#)
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If I show up, can I bang you in the broom closet?
I promise, I'll only keep you for like, 7 minutes, tops...Then, I'll hop back in my plane, be on my way...and you can get back to annoying the hell out of the remaining 4 party guests.
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-08-16 16:42:01 EDT (#)
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I hate you.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-08-16 16:31:46 EDT (#)
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Vuvla - Dude, I'm talking about Dora The Explorer not Dora Does the Band of Dirty Durangos
weirdo!
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-08-16 16:25:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-08-16 15:58:11 (#)
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Vulva - See I can't hate on ya cause I like Pittsburgh and your in the AFC, but tell me...where were you guys for the SuperBowl last year?
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1. YOU, my friend, are a dick!
2. Despite the vulva name, I am very good with children and derive no satisfaction from pedophilia or perversion.
3. New Stanton is a plan fo sho!
4. I just got my new Dora "box set" from Amazon.com, and it is da RoXoRs
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-08-16 16:22:13 EDT (#)
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I still don't see anything concrete here. Manic do you still have my phone #? Give me a call.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-16 16:21:00 EDT (#)
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GodLovesALittleLovin- sure can
I'd like to watch that
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-08-16 16:11:54 EDT (#)
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Can I bring the Buckeye marching band?
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-08-16 16:11:45 EDT (#)
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CAN I COME AND MAKE MY POINT AS TO WHY A SINGLE BUCKEYE COULD ACTUALLY WIN IN A FIST-FIGHT AGAINST A WOLVERINE?!?!
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-08-16 16:04:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-08-16 16:03:04 (#)
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Vulv - I'll tell you what next time I head to Kentucky (few weeks probably) meet me in New Stanton and we'll head over and see some of these fuckers.
So long as you don't mind riding in the back seat watching Dora with my daughter.
*thinks about random internet guy named 'Vulva' in close proximity to his daughter*
Nevermind, you can follow.
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HAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA.
Now THATS hilarious.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-08-16 16:03:04 EDT (#)
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Vulv - I'll tell you what next time I head to Kentucky (few weeks probably) meet me in New Stanton and we'll head over and see some of these fuckers.
So long as you don't mind riding in the back seat watching Dora with my daughter.
*thinks about random internet guy named 'Vulva' in close proximity to his daughter*
Nevermind, you can follow.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-16 15:58:36 EDT (#)
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Road trip road trip
aww fuck it
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-08-16 15:58:11 EDT (#)
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Mike - no accent I've lived every where so I lost the accent a long time ago. However being back home at mom's with a little whiskey and some herb in me my accent comes storming back. And takes a few days to shake.
Vulva - See I can't hate on ya cause I like Pittsburgh and your in the AFC, but tell me...where were you guys for the SuperBowl last year?
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-08-16 15:55:57 EDT (#)
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Jay, you up for a thursday night road trip? lol
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-08-16 15:55:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-08-16 15:52:35 (#)
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Mike - from Kentucky
Live in NJ
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Root for Philly
Lose to Steelers
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Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-08-16 15:54:55 EDT (#)
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Shit. Sorry about the 0's
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-08-16 15:54:27 EDT (#)
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Tell me you didn't lose the accent?
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-08-16 15:53:29 EDT (#)
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I'm in
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-08-16 15:52:35 EDT (#)
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Mike - from Kentucky
Live in NJ
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-08-16 15:49:12 EDT (#)
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Where are you from badass?
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-16 15:48:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by RandomJose (user info) at 2005-08-16 15:45:03 (#)
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I was driving down 9, and saw this fucking 10 out of 10 come out of the Old Navy store. I swear I almost busted a nut right there in my car just from looking at her.
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and you didn't run her over...so that you could get her contact info
very disappointed
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-08-16 15:46:47 EDT (#)
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*taps foot, looks at watch*
waiting for you to get with uberchatter
Submitted by RandomJose (user info) at 2005-08-16 15:45:03 EDT (#)
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I was driving down 9, and saw this fucking 10 out of 10 come out of the Old Navy store. I swear I almost busted a nut right there in my car just from looking at her.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-16 15:33:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-16 15:31:58 (#)
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X-man, there's always 8 Mile if you're looking for chicks at a reasonable price.
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I think I have some spare change lying around here somewhere
that's about what their worth
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-16 15:31:58 EDT (#)
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X-man, there's always 8 Mile if you're looking for chicks at a reasonable price.
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-08-16 15:31:29 EDT (#)
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Deee-troit is about 2 hrs from here I beleive. (South Bend)
I have a wedding to go to on Sat. and still haven't got my hair cut (ultra fade) or anything like that. And I have a hockey game tonight and tomorrow night. So I think Thursday will be out. Mybe next time we can go out at a midway point, like...um...Jackson, Battle Creek, or Lansing.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-16 15:29:53 EDT (#)
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I love how the clouds create the dark shadow in the deep water off shore. The storm hit land with such ferocity it was like being hit with a wall of water.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-16 15:29:23 EDT (#)
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MOTHER, you don't happen to know 5-6 hot single woman looking to party would you...
Didn't think so
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-08-16 15:25:43 EDT (#)
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nice pic
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-16 15:24:41 EDT (#)
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Ferndale is where the party will be held. Just minutes from senic Detroit.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-08-16 15:24:15 EDT (#)
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*sniff* Too far for a one nighter...wait...I mean to hang for one night.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-16 15:23:55 EDT (#)
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Ferndale- close to Royal Oak
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-16 15:23:13 EDT (#)
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I can't do this Fri but by all means if people want to throw out dates, have at it.
I still want to party Thur-FYI
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-08-16 15:21:25 EDT (#)
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I didn't know that there were that many of you guys in MI.
I'm in Northern IN. We may be close...too close.
Where are you all going to?
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-08-16 15:20:06 EDT (#)
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It is still frickin huge!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But it didn't take me 20 minutes to scroll across the pic.
I am nowhere near you, but why not have it on a friday so nobody has to get up early for work?
Submitted by RandomJose (user info) at 2005-08-16 15:19:11 EDT (#)
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Talk about deja-vu. I want to meet internet strangers, count me in. Wait, where's it at?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-08-16 15:17:30 EDT (#)
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I can't get up to Michigan on a Thursday night. :(
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-08-16 15:17:00 EDT (#)
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Someday I'll come and hang out. Someone do a shot of Jager for me
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-08-16 15:16:21 EDT (#)
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I <3 you!!
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-16 15:15:57 EDT (#)
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YAY!
Now what were we talking about?