Beer Cozy. (2386 hits)
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Submitted by jimthefiend <jimthefiend.at.jim-the-fiend.com> (View user info) at 2005-08-16 17:19:54 EDT
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-08-19 09:31:42 EDT (#)
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It just occurred to me that if it wasn't for the "Krissi," "Return of What The Hell," and "Using and Abusing," MY last post would have made it up here. Probably. A half a day after I posted it, the drama started.
<sobs> I wrote about Schrödinger's Cat too!!!! Schrödinger's Cat for God's sake! <sobs again in fustration>
Ah well, posts like these actually serve a purpose. They provide a fight forum. Everyone can get their aggressions out.
But....but......Schrödinger's Cat!!
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2005-08-19 03:56:22 EDT (#)
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Let's try and keep the shit posts off heated. Thanks.
-Not management but listen to me anyway
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-08-18 11:46:41 EDT (#)
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Well..... THIS is certainly boring.
Page me when something interesting happens ok kids?
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-08-18 09:51:44 EDT (#)
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1500 hits ??
for a picture of a fucking cat??
This sasquatch is one hit gatherin motherfucker aint he??
JIM... you don't know me, but seriously dude... do you REALLY look like that?
I mean come on man... are there NO reflective surfaces in your house??
Just think of the quality of chicks you could fuck if you didn't look like a bigfoot... chicks WITHOUT penises even!!
Whatever.... rock out with your cock out Jimmy!!
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-18 07:22:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-08-17 09:39:53 (#)
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Is that cat one of your alters? "
Yes.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-08-17 22:23:35 EDT (#)
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if the purse didn't give it away...
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2005-08-17 22:19:05 EDT (#)
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Sweet kitty J, reminds me of my old buddy Flynn who got Big-Macked. But I have two cats left, Luggage and Baggage. BYW, I so would never post a pic with any lite beer in it, even if I drank the watered-down piss, which I never have. That's girl beer.
But that's ok, because that means there's girls around? Hopefully?
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-08-17 22:06:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-08-16 23:59:32 (#)
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COZ ITZZ A KITTIE!
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2005-08-17 21:58:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-08-17 10:22:29 (#)
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I think this poses the age old question of:
Impulse vs. Longevity
Jim = Naked, celebrity style life, with great reward...quickly. Will earn and spend in rapid succession.
Jims "pawns" = Still broke paying for college, earn an honest living, gaining experience in said field, methodically climbing their way to a secure future.
Whom will be where in 20 years?
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No risk, no reward. Don't be sheep!
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-08-17 15:22:39 EDT (#)
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You're such a fucking poser at everything aren't you?
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-08-17 10:22:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-16 18:57:39 (#)
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You are all but pawns in my little game.
:)
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I think this poses the age old question of:
Impulse vs. Longevity
Jim = Naked, celebrity style life, with great reward...quickly. Will earn and spend in rapid succession.
Jims "pawns" = Still broke paying for college, earn an honest living, gaining experience in said field, methodically climbing their way to a secure future.
Whom will be where in 20 years?
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-08-17 10:17:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-16 18:57:39 (#)
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You are all but pawns in my little game.
:)
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I'm your Huckleberry!
Jim, I will have to beg to differ with you on this one.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-08-17 10:17:00 EDT (#)
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Dude...
It's Bud Light.
*retch*
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-08-17 09:56:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-16 19:19:02 (#)
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Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-08-16 18:45:51 (#)
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Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2005-08-16 18:36:22 (#)
Ranking: -2
This picture makes me want to take that pussy(the only variety you get to handle) and severely beat you about the head with it.
And then ram that piss holder tin down your throat along with your teeth.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
That was fucking awesome.
Listen here Jimmy McFuckssluts, I have alot of sex, with my girlfriend who I am head over heel with. If you expect me to grovel at you hairy feet because you are able to talk your way into the pants of some girls who have ZERO self esteem you are way off base.
If you think that you are going to garner respect or gain a friend or two trying to be a psedo porn king you are not.
Stick to what you know and post pics of the semi attractive, low self esteemed chicks that have sunk to suck a level that fucking a man bear seems like a great idea. I will sit at my computer at work and get paid to look at them and neve rhave to risk the STDs that you do.
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rated best alter vs real person internet fight all year
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WOOHOO, yeah me.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-08-17 09:39:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Is that cat one of your alters?
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-17 04:43:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 cat!
Submitted by egadz (user info) at 2005-08-17 04:06:07 EDT (#)
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Its really nice of you to give me a retalitory negative two, because I thought your post was shit.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-08-17 01:02:53 EDT (#)
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This post has soup written all over it.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-08-17 00:30:27 EDT (#)
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?
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-08-17 00:28:47 EDT (#)
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gay post, gay comments, gay shlorty, gay jimthefiend
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-08-16 23:59:32 EDT (#)
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COZ ITZZ A KITTIE!
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-08-16 23:43:28 EDT (#)
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I got bumped on heated for this.
Fuck you right in yer god'am ear hole.
Submitted by supadupapupa (user info) at 2005-08-16 23:39:15 EDT (#)
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It's a cute pic. And here is review 129 or so...
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-08-16 23:34:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-16 22:26:04 (#)
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123 reviews? Are you fucking kidding me? It's a picture of a fucking cat!
Submitted by goose (user info) at 2005-08-16 22:49:08 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-08-16 22:40:15 EDT (#)
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holly, touch me where i pee.
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-08-16 22:36:29 EDT (#)
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I had an ultra-good time contributing to the numbers (refresh, refresh, I'm still here, refesh)
on this post.
Go, reverse psychology, woo!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-16 22:26:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
123 reviews? Are you fucking kidding me? It's a picture of a fucking cat!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-08-16 22:23:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Looks like you've got some new fans, Jim.
Submitted by buttmonkey (user info) at 2005-08-16 21:36:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-08-16 21:23:40 (#)
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why does this have 120 reviews?
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85% of them are jimthefiend or his alter(s)
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-08-16 21:23:40 EDT (#)
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why does this have 120 reviews?
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2005-08-16 17:21:49 (#)
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That'll work great if you're German and like your beer at room temperature.
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-08-16 21:19:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-08-16 21:16:46 (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh give me a fuckin break.
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Whatever, nerd.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-08-16 21:16:46 EDT (#)
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Oh give me a fuckin break.
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-08-16 21:06:32 EDT (#)
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and a brothel.
and a python.
Hopefully, I've covered my bases.
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-08-16 21:04:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-16 20:48:18 (#)
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Well aren't you the clever one Holly. Wow, beauty, and wit...what else do you bring to the table?
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Well, to maintain my sex appeal in the light of your misjudgement on the last two counts, I must break out the big guns.
I own, and PWND the original NES.
If that doesn't tickle your fancy, I also own a Dude Ranch.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-08-16 20:52:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2005-08-16 19:50:18 (#)
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Shut the fuck up Bubba.
You have my address.
Come talk shit nigga.
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2005-08-16 19:46:53 (#)
Ranking: -2
pussy this, pussy that... you wanna try leaving the computer for more than 5 minutes to try and get some. Leave the neighborhood strays alone you sick fuck.
Fucking zakalwe/kai wannabe - you fall short by a fucking loooong shot.
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a 19k user with a 12k alter?
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-16 20:48:18 EDT (#)
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Well aren't you the clever one Holly. Wow, beauty, and wit...what else do you bring to the table?
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-08-16 20:44:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-16 20:29:02 (#)
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Holly, when we gonna see a better picture. That last one was crap.
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Xcuse me for not posting a picture up to your quality standards.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-16 20:37:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-16 19:17:04 (#)
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S-fag. I try to post something at least psuedo serious at least once a week. It usually ends up like this thread... So why bother?
You arent exactly Hemmingway yourself man. So shut the fuck up.
And there is no bluff to call. I don't have to come on and lie *coughschlongycough* about myself to get kicks.
I'm the real deal. It's painfully obvious that I intimidate quite a few of you.
Name one person, Rambo.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-16 20:29:02 EDT (#)
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Holly, when we gonna see a better picture. That last one was crap.
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-08-16 20:25:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-16 20:20:02 (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-08-16 20:18:32 (#)
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<sniff sniff>
Oh God, I smell urine again. "
Holly is drunk and peed on herself again.
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No, no, no. That's just my pheromones adjusting to my new lifestyle.
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-08-16 20:23:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-16 20:11:19 (#)
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Holly appears to have ran out of Vodka and has run out for another gallon.
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Actually, it's MGD now that you've traumatized me into becoming a bull dyke.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-16 20:22:59 EDT (#)
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Youre an idiot.
Truth be known you=bubba=method
Submitted by buttmonkey (user info) at 2005-08-16 20:21:18 EDT (#)
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how many alters do you have? you got busted trying to be a chick the other day. now you're BubbaEarl too? shit man. why so hungry for heat you have to do it all yourself? dont even try to lie your way out of this - you forgot to change browser windows before you replied to yourself ...
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2005-08-16 19:50:18 (#)
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Shut the fuck up Bubba.
You have my address.
Come talk shit nigga.
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Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2005-08-16 19:46:53 (#)
Ranking: -2
pussy this, pussy that... you wanna try leaving the computer for more than 5 minutes to try and get some. Leave the neighborhood strays alone you sick fuck.
Fucking zakalwe/kai wannabe - you fall short by a fucking loooong shot.
Submitted by buttmonkey (user info) at 2005-08-16 20:20:49 EDT (#)
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u posted shlongy's personal info the other day, too.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-16 20:20:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-08-16 20:18:32 (#)
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<sniff sniff>
Oh God, I smell urine again. "
Holly is drunk and peed on herself again.
Submitted by buttmonkey (user info) at 2005-08-16 20:19:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
how many alters do you have? you got busted trying to be a chick the other day. now you're BubbaEarl too? shit man. why so hungry for heat you have to do it all yourself? dont even try to lie your way out of this - you forgot to change browser windows before you replied to yourself ...
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2005-08-16 19:50:18 (#)
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Shut the fuck up Bubba.
You have my address.
Come talk shit nigga.
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Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2005-08-16 19:46:53 (#)
Ranking: -2
pussy this, pussy that... you wanna try leaving the computer for more than 5 minutes to try and get some. Leave the neighborhood strays alone you sick fuck.
Fucking zakalwe/kai wannabe - you fall short by a fucking loooong shot.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-08-16 20:18:32 EDT (#)
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<sniff sniff>
Oh God, I smell urine again.
I'm at work and I can't go hide under my bed again.
I think I'll go hide in a big biohazard bin. We've got 'em human-sized you know.
We call them 'Parts Is Parts" buckets.
If I disappear and never return, it means I fell asleep in there and got sent off to the BioWaste incinerator and was turned into a pile of ash.
If that happens, someone do a Memorial/Tribute post to me.
Thank you.
p.s. cute kitty. My cat loves purses. She'll stick her head in purses and steal objects out of them. Why she can't steal money, I'll never know.
Submitted by RaineLark (user info) at 2005-08-16 20:13:16 EDT (#)
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Wow, heat already. Is that a record?
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-16 20:11:19 EDT (#)
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Holly appears to have ran out of Vodka and has run out for another gallon.
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2005-08-16 20:09:55 EDT (#)
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Meh. For all the hits its a pretty lame nerd fight.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-16 20:03:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-08-16 19:51:03 (#)
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Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-16 19:41:54 (#)
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Check your email Holly. I sent you a pic of my huge cock.
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ATTN GHEY WOMENZ
I HAVE OFFICIALLY LOST ANY AND ALL DESIRE FOR MALE COMPANIONSHIP.
PLEASE CONTACT ME FOR FRIENDSHIP AND MORE.
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+2 for the reply
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-16 20:02:10 EDT (#)
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Yeah but it matches my garter belt.
I dont wear undies.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-08-16 20:00:42 EDT (#)
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jim, your purse just doesn't match your thong.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-08-16 19:59:15 EDT (#)
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KITTY
Submitted by ellsmall (user info) at 2005-08-16 19:54:00 EDT (#)
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This is funny because it has a Kitty sitting next to a can of cat-piss.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-16 19:51:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-08-16 19:51:03 (#)
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Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-16 19:41:54 (#)
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Check your email Holly. I sent you a pic of my huge cock.
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ATTN GHEY WOMENZ
I HAVE OFFICIALLY LOST ANY AND ALL DESIRE FOR MALE COMPANIONSHIP.
PLEASE CONTACT ME FOR FRIENDSHIP AND MORE. "
bwahahahahahahahahaha
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-08-16 19:51:15 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-08-16 19:51:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-16 19:41:54 (#)
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Check your email Holly. I sent you a pic of my huge cock.
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ATTN GHEY WOMENZ
I HAVE OFFICIALLY LOST ANY AND ALL DESIRE FOR MALE COMPANIONSHIP.
PLEASE CONTACT ME FOR FRIENDSHIP AND MORE.
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2005-08-16 19:50:18 EDT (#)
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Shut the fuck up Bubba.
You have my address.
Come talk shit nigga.
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2005-08-16 19:46:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
pussy this, pussy that... you wanna try leaving the computer for more than 5 minutes to try and get some. Leave the neighborhood strays alone you sick fuck.
Fucking zakalwe/kai wannabe - you fall short by a fucking loooong shot.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-16 19:41:54 EDT (#)
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Check your email Holly. I sent you a pic of my huge cock.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-16 19:40:40 EDT (#)
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I think youve about said enough Bubba you fuckstick alter.
Pussy.
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-08-16 19:40:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-16 19:35:42 (#)
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Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-08-16 19:33:43 (#)
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Oh, I don't know. I thought this was slightly suggestive.......
http://www.ubersite.com/m/72891#1517684 "
I dont think thats suggestive at all. It's a simple statement of fact.
?????????????
LMAO what? are you keeping post it notes about me on your monitor?
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Yes, a statement that would suggest your love for the penis.
I don't have to keep notes. I just have a special talent for recalling when hairy, male Uberers out themselves in the presence of Caulaincourt.
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2005-08-16 19:39:18 EDT (#)
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Oh Stop jimthe.real.teena.brandon, you're scaring me with your long manicured false nails and your crayola eyebrows and matching beauty spot.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-08-16 19:38:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by RaineLark (user info) at 2005-08-16 19:29:16 (#)
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So maybe Jim's posts have no content, but like he said, even his serious posts turn into insult threads. I think you all love camping out on his posts just to see the drama. Admit it...it's fascinating. At least you all have the opportunity to dish out hilarious insults and comebacks, and that makes these posts worthwhile.
And who doesn't love beer and kitties?
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oh shit...another contestant for the 'i love jimthefiend' website.
sure the responses are great...mildly entertaining seeing jim try to come off as an intelligent pothead loser slob white trash fag.
but he still gets -2 until he goes back to posting shit worth reading. he didn't always suck crank off my penis...just recently he's been really horrible.
Don't feed the members, raine lark...i *was* actually gaining respect for you.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-16 19:35:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-08-16 19:33:43 (#)
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Oh, I don't know. I thought this was slightly suggestive.......
http://www.ubersite.com/m/72891#1517684 "
I dont think thats suggestive at all. It's a simple statement of fact.
?????????????
LMAO what? are you keeping post it notes about me on your monitor?
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2005-08-16 19:35:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-16 19:29:02 (#)
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I DID let that tranny suck me off once... Does that make me gay?
No it doesn't make you GAY.
It makes you HIV. At least you can pretend to your 'rents that you had the hetro sex.
Submitted by RaineLark (user info) at 2005-08-16 19:34:00 EDT (#)
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Woohoo!
*wink*
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-16 19:33:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-16 19:31:45 (#)
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I'm not flirting with him.
I'm being tolerant and supportive.
Cant you see that?
Raine is one of the smartest women on Uber.
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no offense Raine, but even you must have been laughing as you wrote this
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-16 19:33:47 EDT (#)
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I'm calling you out Bubba.
Come on over and TRY to put that beer can down my throat.
Big man, you're feeling froggy, so JUMP.
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-08-16 19:33:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-16 19:31:45 (#)
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I'm not flirting with him.
I'm being tolerant and supportive.
Cant you see that?
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Oh, I don't know. I thought this was slightly suggestive.......
http://www.ubersite.com/m/72891#1517684
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2005-08-16 19:32:31 EDT (#)
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obviously I have to dumb down when gracing one of your cat shit posts.
Anyhoo jimtehclosethomo'neverlovedasayouthandrepeatedlyrapedbythefamilypet, haven't you got pictures of post op trannys to take?
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-16 19:31:45 EDT (#)
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I'm not flirting with him.
I'm being tolerant and supportive.
Cant you see that?
Raine is one of the smartest women on Uber.
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-08-16 19:30:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-16 19:29:02 (#)
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I DID let that tranny suck me off once... Does that make me gay?
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That's debatable, but your constant flirting with Caul sure puts you on the other side of straight.
Submitted by RaineLark (user info) at 2005-08-16 19:29:16 EDT (#)
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So maybe Jim's posts have no content, but like he said, even his serious posts turn into insult threads. I think you all love camping out on his posts just to see the drama. Admit it...it's fascinating. At least you all have the opportunity to dish out hilarious insults and comebacks, and that makes these posts worthwhile.
And who doesn't love beer and kitties?
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-16 19:29:02 EDT (#)
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I DID let that tranny suck me off once... Does that make me gay?
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-08-16 19:27:36 EDT (#)
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No need to be hostile and predictable, Jimmy.
I don't believe I've said anything that is inaccurate. Nor, have I asked irrelevant questions.
In fact, I'd still like to know if homosexual men are attracted to transexuals (either, actually).
Enlighten me on the subject, would you?
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-16 19:26:07 EDT (#)
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SPECIAL
god
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2005-08-16 19:25:32 EDT (#)
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olympics
speacial
Gold = the only kind you're worth.
Why don't you take that bus fare and pay for one of your lady/men to come suck your labia. Bitch!
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-16 19:23:44 EDT (#)
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i havent posted in three days man
im on the wagon
now eat a cock
s-fag, stop insulting my intelligence, you KNOW im bright. im just a dick.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-16 19:20:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The only think about you that may be scary is your uncouth appearance and your 4th grade intelligence.
At the very least, I try and post things that are different, you on the other hand, post the same boring bullshit all the time.
If you post something decent, you KNOW that I will at least rate it fairly. I'm sure that I'm not the only one either.
One post a week? That means we have to sift through the other 25 in order to find it. Fuck that for a joke.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-16 19:20:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Holly shut up you fucking slut.
When I wanna hear what you have to say I'll take my cock out of your mouth. Now go make me a sandwich before I have to smack you around.
har har I slay me
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-08-16 19:19:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-16 17:47:19 (#)
Ranking: -2
I have an idea!!!
Post ANOTHER random picture of an animal, and garbage laying around your house, and pass it off as something worth reading!
Then, camp on your post, respond to every review so you supply half of your own hits, and you have yourself another jimthefiend masterpiece!
This rocks!
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This is ironic coming from Shlongy...the master camper himself.
Submitted by NumLock (user info) at 2005-08-16 19:19:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Actually, i'll give this post a zero.
At first, I rated the post itself, which was " -1, I've seen better."
Then I read all the replies, and figured it was at least a "0, worth reading."
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-16 19:19:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-08-16 18:45:51 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2005-08-16 18:36:22 (#)
Ranking: -2
This picture makes me want to take that pussy(the only variety you get to handle) and severely beat you about the head with it.
And then ram that piss holder tin down your throat along with your teeth.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
That was fucking awesome.
Listen here Jimmy McFuckssluts, I have alot of sex, with my girlfriend who I am head over heel with. If you expect me to grovel at you hairy feet because you are able to talk your way into the pants of some girls who have ZERO self esteem you are way off base.
If you think that you are going to garner respect or gain a friend or two trying to be a psedo porn king you are not.
Stick to what you know and post pics of the semi attractive, low self esteemed chicks that have sunk to suck a level that fucking a man bear seems like a great idea. I will sit at my computer at work and get paid to look at them and neve rhave to risk the STDs that you do.
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rated best alter vs real person internet fight all year
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-16 19:18:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2005-08-16 19:14:20 (#)
Ranking: -2
Your sister has a bigger mouth and boy can she swallow. She can also suck a bowling ball through a straw, but I'm guessing you already know this.
If I did drop by to pay you a visit the only thing you'd be seeing is your reflection in the nearest window... just before you went head first through it. "
Coward.
Pussy.
Yellow.
Bitch.
Want me to send you the bus fare?
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-08-16 19:18:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Awwww. That was way too kind, Jonny. (Except for the last part).
Jim... Now, while you might be the ONLY person on Earth who is less attractive than Ron Jeremy, it is my understanding that your "member" determines your qualifications in pornography. That said, I'm left to question the insinuation that you are well endowed. Somehow, I think that you are BEHIND the camera for more than several reasons.
Submitted by NumLock (user info) at 2005-08-16 19:17:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
You should make a Koozie out of that cat.. and then put your beer in it, and then rename this post 'Beer Koozie'
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-08-16 19:17:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-16 17:47:25 (#)
Ranking: -2
retaliatory -2
and shut up youre boring
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-16 19:17:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
S-fag. I try to post something at least psuedo serious at least once a week. It usually ends up like this thread... So why bother?
You arent exactly Hemmingway yourself man. So shut the fuck up.
And there is no bluff to call. I don't have to come on and lie *coughschlongycough* about myself to get kicks.
I'm the real deal. It's painfully obvious that I intimidate quite a few of you.
That's ok.
That was my intention.
Carry on.
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-08-16 19:15:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love kitties that love beer.
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2005-08-16 19:14:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-16 18:51:54 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2005-08-16 18:36:22 (#)
Ranking: -2
This picture makes me want to take that pussy(the only variety you get to handle) and severely beat you about the head with it.
And then ram that piss holder tin down your throat along with your teeth. "
You got a real big mouth, you swallow?
James Kirkman
6010 West State Road 45
Bloomington Indiana
47403
812 821 7485
Drop by anytime and let's see you do that nigger.
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Your sister has a bigger mouth and boy can she swallow. She can also suck a bowling ball through a straw, but I'm guessing you already know this.
If I did drop by to pay you a visit the only thing you'd be seeing is your reflection in the nearest window... just before you went head first through it.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-16 19:11:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-16 18:57:39 (#)
Ranking: 0
You are all but pawns in my little game.
:)
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Yeah, we aren't smart enough to realise that we're giving you the attention you so desperately require.
I think it's funny watching you carry on like spoilt little fag. Hopefully, the right person will see your details one day and call your bluff Bruce Lee.
In the meantime, maybe you could contribute something that isn't fucking stupid for a change. Your best bet is to get someone with half a brain to post under your login, perhaps you could ask the cat that's looking after your beer for you. I'm sure it will challenge our intellect more than you ever will.
Talk to you later, perpetual suck factory.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-16 19:10:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
as soon as schlongy is done.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-16 19:10:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oh shut up you mary ellen
ive got a big huge neanderthal cock too.
you can suck it.
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-08-16 19:08:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-16 18:52:52 (#)
Ranking: 0
Holly youre fat right?
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What a weird question. I might venture to guess about your appearance, but I've had the unfortunate displeasure of seeing your "missing link" looking ass.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-16 19:06:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
does she do double anal? niggers?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-08-16 19:05:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-16 18:52:52 (#)
Ranking: 0
Holly youre fat right?
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Actually no, Holly is extremely hot, I was even surprised by how hot she is - she'd make a great subject, jimsy (winkwink)
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-16 18:57:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You are all but pawns in my little game.
:)
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-08-16 18:56:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
LOLZORZZ!
COZ ITZ A CAT!!!!!
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-08-16 18:55:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It's not just a truck man, it's the red right hand of God.
It's bigger and longer than you, and when it goes roaring past with it's eardrum splitting horn - blasting like the charge of armies long dead - you get your sorry twelve hamburger eating ass out of the way.
You push your shit to the side of the road cuz you don't fuck with the hand of God, and it ain't wise to get in the way of destiny.
It's got ladders and levers and more hose than Shlongy's DVD collection. It's a ruby red charriot and there's a bunch of warriors clinging to it; jaws set and eyes fixed a thousand yards ahead.
No, it ain't just a truck, bitch.
It's a Fire truck.
And it's cool.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-16 18:52:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Holly youre fat right?
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-16 18:51:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2005-08-16 18:36:22 (#)
Ranking: -2
This picture makes me want to take that pussy(the only variety you get to handle) and severely beat you about the head with it.
And then ram that piss holder tin down your throat along with your teeth. "
You got a real big mouth, you swallow?
James Kirkman
6010 West State Road 45
Bloomington Indiana
47403
812 821 7485
Drop by anytime and let's see you do that nigger.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-08-16 18:51:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-08-16 18:29:56 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-16 18:07:12 (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah but I can fuck the talent afterwards.
You just have to whip out another CC and PAY more.
you suck
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I thought you were gay.
Well, I guess that would explain why half of the pictures I've seen you post are of transsexual individuals.
Wait, no. That doesn't work, either.
Are gay men attracted to women who used to be men?
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OH SNAP!
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-08-16 18:45:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2005-08-16 18:36:22 (#)
Ranking: -2
This picture makes me want to take that pussy(the only variety you get to handle) and severely beat you about the head with it.
And then ram that piss holder tin down your throat along with your teeth.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
That was fucking awesome.
Listen here Jimmy McFuckssluts, I have alot of sex, with my girlfriend who I am head over heel with. If you expect me to grovel at you hairy feet because you are able to talk your way into the pants of some girls who have ZERO self esteem you are way off base.
If you think that you are going to garner respect or gain a friend or two trying to be a psedo porn king you are not.
Stick to what you know and post pics of the semi attractive, low self esteemed chicks that have sunk to suck a level that fucking a man bear seems like a great idea. I will sit at my computer at work and get paid to look at them and neve rhave to risk the STDs that you do.
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2005-08-16 18:36:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This picture makes me want to take that pussy(the only variety you get to handle) and severely beat you about the head with it.
And then ram that piss holder tin down your throat along with your teeth.
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-08-16 18:29:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-16 18:07:12 (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah but I can fuck the talent afterwards.
You just have to whip out another CC and PAY more.
you suck
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I thought you were gay.
Well, I guess that would explain why half of the pictures I've seen you post are of transsexual individuals.
Wait, no. That doesn't work, either.
Are gay men attracted to women who used to be men?
Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-08-16 18:24:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
AW... Isn't that sweet.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-16 18:23:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-16 18:16:44 (#)
Ranking: 0
Look Bob, I'm gonna say this once, then give you the chance to shut up.
It's not MY fault that I am surrounded by naked woman, while the women you spend time with wear paper hats with a big yellow M on them.
SO stop hating on me for it.
Hurts my feelings. :(
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You're the man jimmy boy.
I guess if you keep fucking the same trollops, the various STD's you have aren't going to make that much of a difference.
Get with the program asshat. Nobody gives a fuck if you CLAIM to work with some naked "women".
As long as they get paid, they couldn't give a rat's ass that you look like the fucking sasquatch.
Actually, paying women to get naked and then fucking them is actually called solicitation. All you're doing is sleeping with a bunch of fucking whores. Hopefully those ones aren't related to you though.
Give it a rest dickhead.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-16 18:23:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-08-16 18:22:00 (#)
Ranking: 0
Sorry. I forgot that this has become your exclusive playground. "
youre forgiven
xoxo
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-16 18:23:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wanna put some money on that sideshow?
Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-08-16 18:22:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sorry. I forgot that this has become your exclusive playground.
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2005-08-16 18:21:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
jimthefiend,
I happen to know for a fact that at least some of us get laid on a regular basis, and I know that Boblobla gets more action than most of us. And his girl is hot. Hotter than anything that would take your dirty money for sex...
Tool.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2005-08-16 18:19:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wow. people are mad today.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-16 18:18:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No one was talking to you Kenny.
Its cute how people try to get my attention. You wanna be a part of the "in crowd" and thats ok.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-16 18:16:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Look Bob, I'm gonna say this once, then give you the chance to shut up.
It's not MY fault that I am surrounded by naked woman, while the women you spend time with wear paper hats with a big yellow M on them.
SO stop hating on me for it.
Hurts my feelings. :(
Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-08-16 18:15:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-16 18:12:39 (#)
Ranking: 0
And youre a clueless idiot who never gets laid.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
At leasat not the way you appear to. I have a HUMAN live in girlfriend.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-08-16 18:15:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-16 18:12:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And youre a clueless idiot who never gets laid.
I'd rather be a tool.
Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-08-16 18:12:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-16 17:29:23 (#)
Ranking: 0
lol oh really?
That explains some things doesnt it?
Like why the only time I post is when Method is bored.
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Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-16 17:28:07 (#)
Ranking: 0
dude, no one told you...
you're an alter
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Alter? jimthefiend? Method? Could it be true?
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-08-16 18:11:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-16 18:07:12 (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah but I can fuck the talent afterwards.
You just have to whip out another CC and PAY more.
you suck
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Sorry, I didnt realize the after the shoot, the sluts were so turned on by the way you gently caressed the camera that they want to fuck the shit out of you.
Man, you are a fucking tool.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-16 18:08:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-08-16 18:05:34 (#)
Ranking: -2
BUT YOU CANT JERK OFF WHILE YOU ARE WATCHING IT. "
Who says?
Newb.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-16 18:07:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah but I can fuck the talent afterwards.
You just have to whip out another CC and PAY more.
you suck
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-08-16 18:05:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ahahahahahahahha
*gasp*
ahahahahahahaha
How do you possibly have the grounds for that based on a fucking website?
Where the fuck do you get off thinking you are some kind of pimp? YOU WORK THE CAMERA, YOU SEE THE SAME THING I DO BUT YOU CANT JERK OFF WHILE YOU ARE WATCHING IT.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-16 18:05:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
They are also pissed off that I didnt post porn.
For them, my bi weekly tit posts are the closest they ever come to getting laid.
:(
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-08-16 18:03:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh yeah... tough love. I get it.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-16 18:02:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
JEANNE!!!!!
they missed me, this is the way they show it.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-16 18:02:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Even if that were the case Bob, thats still closer than you'll ever get to a set of real live tittys. (mommy doesnt count)
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-08-16 18:01:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 kitty
Damn, there's a lot of hostility in here today.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-16 18:00:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That cat looks fucked... literally.
Dirty fucking pervert.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-08-16 18:00:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Was she there so you could stand behind a camera and look at her?
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-16 17:58:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hey nigger?
drop the stalking shit, if that had been my alter id be banned.
dude, i care less about your info than i do about the fly I just killed.
yeah Bob, a PURSE. A girl was here when that was taken. You know what those are right? G-I-R-L?
lmao yeah LETS get this pic of my cat to most heated. that will be cool.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-08-16 17:55:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow, three things that go really well together:
-A purse
-A light beer
-A pussy
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-16 17:54:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah...YOUR opinion is worth a shit, Stalker. And you are truly the "voice" of Ubersite.
Buahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa
Go fuck yourself, Rambo.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-16 17:50:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Heres an even BETTER idea Jeff.
Shut the fuck up, you're old news and no one cares.
Howzat?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-16 17:47:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I have an idea!!!
Post ANOTHER random picture of an animal, and garbage laying around your house, and pass it off as something worth reading!
Then, camp on your post, respond to every review so you supply half of your own hits, and you have yourself another jimthefiend masterpiece!
This rocks!
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-16 17:44:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-08-16 17:40:45 (#)
Ranking: -2
OMG LOL
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-16 17:39:35 (#)
Ranking: -2
Awwwww...doesn't this suck.
I can see why this was extremely necessary to post. "
y helo thar gimp niggers
Submitted by egadz (user info) at 2005-08-16 17:44:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ROFLCOPTER
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-08-16 17:40:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
OMG LOL
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-16 17:39:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Awwwww...doesn't this suck.
I can see why this was extremely necessary to post.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-16 17:33:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nice purse...fag
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-16 17:29:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
lol oh really?
That explains some things doesnt it?
Like why the only time I post is when Method is bored.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-16 17:28:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
dude, no one told you...
you're an alter
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-08-16 17:26:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-16 17:22:55 (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks for the thought Jonny. Dick.
Im here though, just buried in work.
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Knowing what you do for a living being "buried in work" sounds pretty damn good you bastard!
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-16 17:22:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks for the thought Jonny. Dick.
Im here though, just buried in work.
Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2005-08-16 17:22:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think it looks more snuggly...
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-08-16 17:22:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I've always said only pussy's drink light beer.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-08-16 17:21:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dude, I was JUST gonna make a post under your name, since I figured you'd been banned - and then you had to ruin it by not being banned!
fsck!
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2005-08-16 17:21:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
That'll work great if you're German and like your beer at room temperature.
Submitted by RaineLark (user info) at 2005-08-16 17:21:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awww...cute!