I'm Back, You Trifling Bitches (608 hits)
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Submitted by Darth <Smeagol.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2005-08-16 20:35:11 EDT
Tis a good day in ye olde land of uber. Why, you ask? I now have the time to write (if you call what I do "write") again. So button down your hatches, and expect more stoneded text translations of 'Smoke on the Water' and 'Voodo Chile'. You havn't experienced Jimi until you've read his guitar solos. Honestly, you folks are in for a real treat.
If any of my old Uber comrades have been a wonderin' what I've been up to, I shall fill you in. I dropped out of highschool, got a GED, and just recently got kicked out of home! I have about a week or so before I move up to New Jersey. Its a hard knock life.
If someone would kindly fill me in on any recent uber scandals, it would be most appreciated. Any recent bannings, who is an alter of whom. That kinda stuff. If you are feeling really helpful you could send me a check. Help a brother out.
Alright, I'm not black. But I do need money.
On a final note, to those who live around St. Augustine. Go take a stroll in the touristy area of town and perhaps you will find me. I plan on doing some street performing my last week in Florida. My guitar will be gently weeping.
Jacksonville sucks, WOOO!!!
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2005-09-15 12:11:54 EDT (#)
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That's nice.
Who are you again?..
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-08-17 10:42:56 EDT (#)
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You know better than to post this shit.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-08-17 00:58:50 EDT (#)
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What the fuck?
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2005-08-17 00:15:15 EDT (#)
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+2 Smoke on the Water
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-08-16 22:51:01 EDT (#)
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Welcome back.
Submitted by TheGirlWithoutATitle (user info) at 2005-08-16 21:32:42 EDT (#)
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Who are you?
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-16 20:56:40 EDT (#)
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And yet another crawls out of the woodwork, what the hell is going on with this place?
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-08-16 20:49:49 EDT (#)
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I missed you!
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-08-16 20:47:53 EDT (#)
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It's about freakin' time.