The End Of An Era (521 hits)
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Submitted by Fall Co© (View user info) at 2005-08-16 22:52:48 EDT
Everything you ever wanted to know about Falco
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Registered on or around: 2004-01-12 06:06:42
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Yes folks, the time that you have all been dreading has finally come. The master behind the mask of the ever evolving Falco has decided to call it quits. It is with a heavy heart that I leave my once proud stomping ground, where I was once a MVA. I admit most of the stuff I have posted on here has been crap, racist and politically-incorrect. There are however sparks of brilliance nestled between the pictures of me and stories of old. You could ask yourself where you would be without the $10,000 offer, and Ass to Ass for Heroin, most likely you would come to a conclusion pertaining to a dark cold room filled with dead cats, and soft weeping.
"But why Falco"
Ah, fear not young Jedi, I have decided to leave because I am older, wiser, fatter and richer. I have no time for shenanigans and high-larious antics. I am in the real world now. I have responsibilities that you kids cannot fathom, like feeding my fish.
"Please stay"
No. Alas. Tis the end.
"I will give you a shiny American Dollar"
Ummm.... Americans have paper dollars.
"FUCK YOU THEN"
K, Bye.
User Reviews
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-11 13:13:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you are absolutely the biggest fucking cunt I have seen on Übersite.
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-08-20 04:06:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
...aw shucks.
Submitted by likeeatingglass (user info) at 2005-08-20 03:55:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mew.
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2005-08-17 19:31:26 EDT (#)
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Its pretty much the best pic ever
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-17 09:04:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bye.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-08-17 09:01:45 EDT (#)
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Isn't that Kemal off Big Brother?
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2005-08-17 08:54:03 EDT (#)
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I laughed my ass off at that picture. That thing seems to happy to be holding its cock. Plus, the face throws me off, it's too pretty. What the fuck?
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-17 08:48:36 EDT (#)
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Meh. You'll be back.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-17 06:12:03 EDT (#)
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you'll be back. they always are.
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-08-17 05:48:04 EDT (#)
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NSFW!
Mine eyes are burning with the intensity of a thousand suns!
Submitted by MrWillard (user info) at 2005-08-16 23:40:46 EDT (#)
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MY EYES
OH GOD MY EYES
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2005-08-16 23:33:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-08-16 23:11:53 (#)
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You were never on MVA.
*******
Aj you langy string of piss, ask your lover Bart who infact was on the MVA. And who Bart took 50,000 hits off of, because i was so dashingly handsome.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-08-16 23:12:04 EDT (#)
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"Please stay"
No. Alas. Tis the end.
"I will give you a shiny American Dollar"
Ummm.... Americans have paper dollars.
"FUCK YOU THEN"
K, Bye.
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made me laugh
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-08-16 23:11:53 EDT (#)
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You were never on MVA.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-08-16 23:11:44 EDT (#)
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+2 because Zakalwe hates you.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-08-16 23:02:23 EDT (#)
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go fuck yourself.
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2005-08-16 22:58:15 EDT (#)
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Oh and the picture is for the new generation.
Why?
Because they are faggot, ball licking, tranny starin', ass cakes.
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2005-08-16 22:57:15 EDT (#)
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Haha. How did you guys not see that coming? Honeslty.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-08-16 22:55:44 EDT (#)
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Uhmmmm I think you forgot to write camwhore in the title.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-08-16 22:54:20 EDT (#)
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Are you one of these morons who not only have horrible English, which isn't a big deal, but gets mad at people who have good English and calls them stupid? ,uh?
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The new generation of Ubersite, which includes my self and Rad, DOES NOT MISS YOU.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-08-16 22:54:10 EDT (#)
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I want to kill you.