Niggers Can't Drive What? Stick Shift? REBUTTAL (1125 hits)
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Submitted by Shay Brown <ShayBrown_.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-08-17 05:01:09 EDT
Nigger=black person
*Nigger's rarely have a manual car.
*Niggers use *poo* instead of hair gel.
*Male niggers are like animals, fucking as many women as they can to propogate.
*Niggers really don't like the water. (how many spooks do you see at the beach?...IN THE WATER).
*Niggers are supersticious and will believe anything metaphysical you tell them.
*"Bad Neighborhoods" are full of niggers.
*Nigger women don't undertand birth control methods.
*Niggers smell.
*Sure, niggers are scary because they are bigger than us, but... WE BRED THEM THAT WAY.
*Niggers fuck their lives up with drugs.
*Niggers dont cry when you set them of fire because they are not evolved enough to feel pain. Try it. Kill a nigger.
Nigger=black person
nigger 24.
Nigger.; a word meaning ignorant person; a nigger will come in all shapes, sizes and colors;
nigger 25.
A term popularized by ignorant American white chauvinists commonly used as a derogatory term for any person that is not Caucasian. Originally used to speak condescendingly to African-Americans it was soon used to cover all races in foreign locations.
So, ......Nigger = Ignorant = YOU. I'll also throw my two cents in and add "scared, worried, frightened, afraid." And also throw in that you will type some words on a computer screen and won't ever have the never to say any of this SHIT EVEN ONCE IN YOUR WHOLE LIFE TO A BLACK MAN, COWARD! You feel it? Say it out loud, say it in person! You are sad. It's okay little boy, life is different after high school, I promise. There aren't 'cool kids' in college. I promise you there angry rich nerdy kids that weren't popular like yourself, in college.... I promise...
1. Nigger's rarely have a manual car. =
Oh, don't they? Do they all have cars with stick shifts? Well if they are always robbing places, people, etc., wouldn't a manual car be the best route to go, not so much work, since 'NIGGERS', don't like to do that much work? Wouldn't that be the quickest way out? And by the way, how many 'NIGGERS', do you know? On a separate note, how many black people do you know? None?...okay.....let's move on, shall we?....
2. *Niggers use *poo* instead of hair gel. =
Oh do they? Do they really? Do black people really take their hands and scoop up a pile of shit and think to themselves 'you know what, my hair is so out of place right now, I'm just going to go ahead over here and scoop up some random pile of shit and throw it on my hair, and cross my fingers and hope it comes out okay'? Do they really do that? I think not. Black females and black males don't use gel folks! Gel is made for white people, as is mousse and hairspray, black people have their own products, hello. Everybody in America has different textured hair, black people, chinesse people, Spanish people and a whole lot of people that I haven't even mentioned, a whole lot of other cultured people that live in America that do not use POO in their hair. I have never heard of anybody actually ever using poo in their ever. Except for maybe white trash, trailer people that couldn't afford nothing else. Luckily, American drug store and hair stores cater to ALL OF US. Unfortunately this Springer reject isn't worldy and doesn't know such things, better for us however.
3. *Male niggers are like animals, fucking as many women as they can to propogate.
Okay, NIGGER: (I'm going to let you know that every time I use the word NIGGER I am referring to you, because the definition of the word nigger means ignorant, just so you know.....okay??....you got it? go back and read, we'll wait..........got it? okay.......read on....)
Dear NIGGER: Taking such a stance as a higher 'white man' as I assume you think you are, (take a second to touch up your adolescent bald and tie your $8.95 pleather tall black boots that you bought from Target real tight okay, we'll wait..no we won't) I am going to assume that when you made this statement and used the word 'propogate', NIGGER, I'm going to assume that you meant 'pro-create', NIGGER. How about this, NIGGER, before you make such statements, take the time to roll out of your futon and out of the slim/thin TIN walls that is your double-wide trailer, NIGGER, and venture to your local library and look up the stats of un-wed births that take place every day before you try to make a statement, NIGGER, and see how many WHITE Americans have children to un-wed parents, NIGGER, better yet, if you can roll your worthless, unemployed, food-stamp collecting, welfare receiving, American Like My Goddamn Self Tax Payer, paying your welfare-ass to have the nerve to have a computer in your house self-out of your bed before 12:00 in the afternoon and have enough strength to turn the dial on your channel to turn it on Jerry Springer, then you will see the amount of WHITE TRASH PEOPLE LIKE YOURSELF that are out there trying to, wait, what did you say? Fuck as many women as they can 'PROPOGATE'.....right...as much tax dollars that my hard money is paying your welfare receiving ass, you would think that you could AT LEAST buy a Hooked On Phonics book for the same price as some god damn Safe Way Brand (I'm from the Northeast East, but I'm sure you all redneck hillbillies have Safeway down there) cereal and learn to spell PRO-CREATE, you ignorant ass 4th grade fucking drop-out.
4. *Niggers really don't like the water. (how many spooks do you see at the beach?...IN THE WATER).
Well I guess you all haven't ventured out of Mississippi or Arkansas, or wherever they hell you're from to know that yes sir, black people do go in the water. And they travel, and they go to nice pretty islands, and they have fun. And we have fun, me and my black my friends, and my white friends and my brown friends and my yellow friends, we've been to 10 different Islands in the last 5 years. I guess our educated, professional selves don't pay enough taxes for your welfare receiving ass to go on a family. Even if it did, it would be nothing like the vacation that me and my white, Spanish and BLACK friends go on. But yes, black people do go in the water.....a lot more than I do..
5. Niggers are supersticious and will believe anything metaphysical you tell them.
Not really sure how to answer this one?
Clearly you have a dictionary to know how to spell metaphysical....now keep turning the pages down to P...that's right.....p....proooooo.....creeeeeee......aaaatteeee.....Pro-create..., not
*"Bad Neighborhoods" are full of niggers.
Well darlin' you are right. Bad neighborhoods are full of NIGGERS. Full of all types of ignorant ass people like yourself. That's what bad neighborhoods are made of.
6. *Nigger women don't undertand birth control methods.
Please refer to Reference #3, NIGGER.
7. *Niggers smell.
How would you know? Well they say us white people smell like bologna so it's all good. I said bologna. Let me spell it out, because I know you didn't call up the Hooked Up On Phonics number yet, it should be coming up soon because it's late night and I know you have no job. I at least have an excuse, I'm picking up my cousin from the airport in an hour, my TAX-PAYING cousin. Okay ready...when I spell bologna, I mean baaalooneeeyy. It's that disgusting lunch meant that some people eat, you know, baaaa-looooo-niiiiiiii.....work it out.....work it out......
8. Sure, niggers are scary because they are bigger than us, but... WE BRED THEM THAT WAY.
Again, really don't understand this statement. NIGGERS are bigger than you? I'm assuming you mean black people, okay. Gotcha', gotcha'.......okay....well, there's big white men. And how did you breed black men? Are you a homo-sexual?....Or just a NIGGER-lover? I'm confused....I'm confused, please do set me straight, oh holier than thought white man, king of the tin walls, please do......
9. *Niggers fuck their lives up with drugs.
REALLY? Once again, if you are referring to NIGGERS as black men, NIGGER get it straight honkey-boy, black dudes only smoke weed. It's you white boys from the mid-west, fucking corn country, cow-shitting country, that are all fucking do meth and oxy-contin. So much so that you fucking assholes are featured are Dateline and fucking 20/02 every other week you dumb fucks, BUT THE NIGGERS ARE SMOKING WEED!! Good luck killing yourselves off you dumb fucking hicks!
10. *Niggers dont cry when you set them of fire because they are not evolved enough to feel pain. Try it. Kill a nigger.
This is just a sad statement. You watch way too much t.v., spend way too much time in your room, cry too much, and are just a sad lonely boy. It's just sad. It really is. I know this whole post was to get some attention, which you got, especially from me. But you should try and change your life and be happier. Don't listen to Tom Cruise and Katie, drugs do help.....
Sincerely,
A White Girl (that I TRULY hope you call a nigger lover)
I really do hope this post was alllllll a joke.
User Reviews
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-10-26 21:10:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The +2 is for the humor factor.
BUT YOU DISSED BALONEY, YOU FUCKING MORON!!!!
<bologna, baloney, sliced horse cock, etc.>
GOOD SHIT, MAYNARD!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-10-26 20:42:20 EDT (#)
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You said nigger...like 700 times.
Submitted by lowrysm (user info) at 2005-09-01 15:33:01 EDT (#)
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Black people where bred to be bigger and stronger so they could do more work on the farm.
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2005-09-01 15:29:31 EDT (#)
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Your first argument is proof YOUR RETARTED
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-09-01 15:22:02 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by alragusa (user info) at 2005-09-01 15:19:45 EDT (#)
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I hate niggers. You should too.
Do you use poo assclown?
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-08-24 23:07:39 EDT (#)
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You give Boston people a bad name.
Submitted by Ranx05 (user info) at 2005-08-18 13:28:26 EDT (#)
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if your hands were sheared off in a freak accident the internets would be much better off.
shut the hell up.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-08-17 18:20:18 EDT (#)
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APPARENTLY, SHAY'S GONE BLACK AND IS NOT GOING BACK
Submitted by mles76 (user info) at 2005-08-17 14:12:00 EDT (#)
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Lighten up
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-08-17 13:59:10 EDT (#)
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oh snap! she tode you!
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2005-08-17 11:50:53 EDT (#)
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If you put that much time and effort writing a good story, not just rebutting some idiot's stupid argument, I think you could've had a good story. But you didn't.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-17 11:06:48 EDT (#)
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what a well-built argument
Submitted by Mrs.Love (user info) at 2005-08-17 10:45:13 EDT (#)
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Just a minute...do you realize that you're stereotyping him for stereotyping others, you hypocritical fuck?
Submitted by Mrs.Love (user info) at 2005-08-17 10:33:55 EDT (#)
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You're a dumb nigger yourself. A lot of the stereotypes he originally stated, while they may not have been articulated well, are very true.
You shouldn't have tried to put your foot down. Kunta Kinte put his foot down and look what happened to him. He got it cut off.
Submitted by jet_stream_nz (user info) at 2005-08-17 10:19:14 EDT (#)
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It was shit when the first guy posted it ...
I wonder if it had the potential to get better ... I wonder no more.
Submitted by Dash (user info) at 2005-08-17 10:17:47 EDT (#)
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I don't think you know the difference between automatic and manual cars, you ignorant nigger.
Submitted by miss_tila (user info) at 2005-08-17 10:13:46 EDT (#)
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+10.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-08-17 10:11:05 EDT (#)
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Nigger lover.
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-08-17 09:59:20 EDT (#)
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1. Nigger's rarely have a manual car. =
Oh, don't they? Do they all have cars with stick shifts? Well if they are always robbing places, people, etc., wouldn't a manual car be the best route to go, not so much work, since 'NIGGERS', don't like to do that much work? Wouldn't that be the quickest way out?
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Not so sure where you are from, but in my world....
Manual = "stickshift"
Automatic = well, automatic.
Just my 2 cent <---get it?
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-08-17 09:04:16 EDT (#)
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This had the potential to be cool, but then you subbed out the work to a dyslexic chimpanzee on a speed bender. In the end it sucked.
Submitted by mush (user info) at 2005-08-17 08:46:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-17 05:04:37 (#)
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you'll be needing this.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Submitted by mush (user info) at 2005-08-17 08:44:23 EDT (#)
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Ugh... I'm all for fucking up racists in public forums... but you blew it.
A minor correction for your post:
"Sincerely,
A Really Stupid White Girl (that I TRULY hope you call a nigger lover)
I really do hope I get my G.E.D."
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-08-17 08:13:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-08-17 05:43:58 (#)
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-17 05:38:41 (#)
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What the hell is this?
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Thank you my good man, I was struggling for the right words but you've rescued me again.
Ms. Brown, there's more than one way to skin a cat. People only become racists out of weakness, treat them with pity and compassion, not hatred.
Everyone should love everyone else and we can be a big gay community...
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-08-17 07:29:03 EDT (#)
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you may have had the best of intentions, but it's best not to give two-bit alters the oxygen of attention.
Submitted by JusWes (user info) at 2005-08-17 07:12:11 EDT (#)
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I could only go down about 4 paragraphs before my eyes started bleeding
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-08-17 07:07:24 EDT (#)
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sigh.
don't give them any attention, or they'll keep doing it
Submitted by lordofduct (user info) at 2005-08-17 06:44:35 EDT (#)
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Wow, you are dumb. You really put all that emotion and energy into this one? It's a freakin' alter just pickin' fun and saying stupid shit thats offensive and retarded.
Oh and your probably one of those ghetto fabulous white hoes who only dates spanish/black guys... but not puerto ricans cause theres some freakin' difference I've been told. What the fuck ever... I wouldn't bang ya anyway, those big ol' black dicks gang train banging you were it out into a drippy, droopy, lying in the sun for 3 days Arbies roast beef.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-17 06:27:31 EDT (#)
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I just joined W.A.R. because of this post.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-17 06:06:58 EDT (#)
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I just realized that you were one of the original people Phinch wrote that post for.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-17 06:05:50 EDT (#)
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and this for good measure.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/24173
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-17 05:59:05 EDT (#)
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I giggled like a retard when I read this.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-17 05:58:41 EDT (#)
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http://dictionary.reference.com/search?r=2&q=propagate
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propagate and procreate both fit, nigger.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-08-17 05:43:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-17 05:38:41 (#)
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What the hell is this?
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Thank you my good man, I was struggling for the right words but you've rescued me again.
Ms. Brown, there's more than one way to skin a cat. People only become racists out of weakness, treat them with pity and compassion, not hatred.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-17 05:38:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What the hell is this?
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-08-17 05:28:04 EDT (#)
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Taste the anger!
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-08-17 05:14:08 EDT (#)
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I heard the *snap* from here.
Submitted by MrWillard (user info) at 2005-08-17 05:12:43 EDT (#)
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WHO INVITED YOU TO POST YOU NIGGER LOVING WHORE.
YOU LIKE IGNORANCE. THUS YOU'LL BREED IGNORANCE. HAVE A NICE LIVE
I'M DRUIKNK
GO DRUNK
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-17 05:04:37 EDT (#)
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you'll be needing this.