Look out NYC, I'm coming out! NO, I mean up! (753 hits)
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Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (View user info) at 2005-08-17 09:33:05 EDT
That's right, I am coming up and I am coming up tomorrow. Coming to the city that never sleeps; a place where you can get a happy ending but only if you pay a little extra, New York City. Yes, I know the Dodgeball quote refers to Las Vegas, but I am not going there so it had to be modified.
Here in lies the problem, I have no fucking clue what to do with my time. Oh sure, I could do the stupid tourist thing, google shit and find "nice" things to do and fun places to visit but I don't need to, I have Uber and Uber has some local residents.
I could stand behind the window of the today show and act a fucking fool, holding a sign that says "Ubersite is teh Roxxors" or spend all day in the Rockefeller center, and to tell the truth I probably will. But, when it comes right down to it, I want to see the real NY city, the city that the locals know. I want to eat the best pizza, get drunk in the coolest bars, get head from the most beautiful women. OK, that probably won't be an option, I got carried away, but you get my drift.
Let me know these things NY residents and frequenters........
Hot dogs, are they really that good?
Pizza, where is the best slice?
Clubs/bars, where should I be and where I shouldn't?
Should I even bother to go down to Wall Street and look around? Will they be giving out free samples of money or anything?
Yankees are in Chicago for a set with the White Sox, and that really sucks. But, where can one go in the city to watch the road games on the screen/at a bar?
She will probably want to shop, and it pains me to enquire but where should we go?
I will have to visit Lady Liberty, Central Park at night (because I am a badass...http://www.ubersite.com/m/67899 ....and stupid enough to prove it), and of course Yankee stadium so I can visit with the "Boss" and help resolve the issue of looking up at the goddamn Redsox.
Let's have it guys, the secret spots. I'm offering the virginity of several uber broads as payment. Wait, no....sorry.....
Cue the angelic music and remove your hat before viewing the picture below....thank you....
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-24 12:19:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Brand new Shlongy!
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2005-08-17 23:44:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cafe Banc on 30th and 3rd is good. San Marcos is good on St. Marks east of 3rd. No Bar on 2nd is a laugh. My friend bartends at Perdition on 45th and 8th.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-08-17 19:11:37 EDT (#)
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Tobes - you're headed the wrong way. I'm to the WEST.. not the east..
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-08-17 12:10:33 EDT (#)
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Hoboken.
Thanks for the tip
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-08-17 11:56:51 EDT (#)
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what Tim said...
McSorely's is awesome.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-08-17 11:39:36 EDT (#)
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where in jersey?
i say go to Mcsorleys...7th st & 3rd ave on 7th st.
best bar in the ciyt
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-08-17 11:25:45 EDT (#)
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"I have to go, I'm late for work"
"Can you come to New Jersey with me this weekend?"
"Sure"
She asked me as I left to go to work. The first I heard of it, really.
Long story behind it, I'll call you this afternoon...
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-08-17 11:17:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-08-17 11:15:34 (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-08-17 11:12:57 (#)
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Tobes...why?? WHY? If I only knew, I could have taken some time to meet you!
We're no longer friends. Ok, yes we are.
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It was short notice, Kates.
This morning......
"I have to go, I'm late for work"
"Can you come to New Jersey with me this weekend?"
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Are you serious??? I would loooove to. Call me!
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-08-17 11:15:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-08-17 11:12:57 (#)
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Tobes...why?? WHY? If I only knew, I could have taken some time to meet you!
We're no longer friends. Ok, yes we are.
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It was short notice, Kates.
This morning......
"I have to go, I'm late for work"
"Can you come to New Jersey with me this weekend?"
"Sure"
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-08-17 11:13:49 EDT (#)
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go SOX woo!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-08-17 11:12:57 EDT (#)
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Tobes...why?? WHY? If I only knew, I could have taken some time to meet you!
We're no longer friends. Ok, yes we are.
Have a great time and stay away from those shady New Yorkers.
Submitted by southernmiss (user info) at 2005-08-17 10:51:05 EDT (#)
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Damn,
I hate the fucking yankees.....Go Red Sox.
Have a good time! If you want a good place to watch the game http://www.yankeetavern.com/.
It right outside the stadium in the Bronx so you can feel like you are almost there, and you can take the subway to get there it drops you right off at the stadium. Get a transit map!!
Um shopping, hello....anyone at home 5TH AVE. Can't go wrong but will go broke.
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-08-17 10:35:14 EDT (#)
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How in the world are the Yankees going to miss the playoffs with a line up that contains Jeter, A-Rod, Giambi, Matsui, the probable rookie of the year, Bernie, and Sheff? My God.
They can't catch Boston who "magically" gets rained out everytime they are trailing before the 5th, and the A's are ridiculous right now. Hell, even Cleveland seems to be in better shape.
MLB will never cease to puzzle me.......
Thanks for the tips Vulv, and JMG, those things are exactly what I am looking for.....
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-08-17 10:27:09 EDT (#)
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...holding a sign that says "Ubersite is teh Roxxors"...
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i'd pay to see that. damn yankees, always raping the indians of their rightful pennant/s.
i do remember a game within the past year or so when we beat 'em like 22-0 in yankee stadium...haha.
then again, we have nothing to show for it.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-17 10:05:57 EDT (#)
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73333
Coooooool
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-08-17 09:58:02 EDT (#)
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I'm heading out of state starting Friday, otherwise I'd come on down.
My advice is to hit up Greenwich Village. It's a part of town nestled between Houston street and 8th street. Its hub is Bleecker street. That's where you'll find all of the best Indian places (Panna II), Japanese places (Choga), and crazy folks who walk around with more piercings than Saint Sebastian. Also, there's a great falafel place (Mamoud's) and the best comedy club in the city (Comedy Cellar) on MacDougal street.
If you need more info, I'd be happy to help.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-08-17 09:46:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-17 09:38:13 (#)
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Check out the record stores. And the poster shops.
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-08-17 09:42:06 EDT (#)
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Fuckin Wankees....
Steinbrenner needs to get the fuck out of baseball. Incompetent bastard is gonna bring about the salary cap.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-08-17 09:39:09 EDT (#)
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Dude, you're a Yankmee fan?
-2DIE
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-08-17 09:38:45 EDT (#)
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1. Any "apple pie" (pizza) is good, you don't make it in the city with shitty pie.
2. Hermes'(cause they hate Oprah too)
3. I always liked times square for everything you axed about!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-17 09:38:13 EDT (#)
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Check out the record stores. And the poster shops.
What?
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-08-17 09:37:11 EDT (#)
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When vacationing in good ol' NYC, the best place to visit is:
New Jersey! Bayonne & Broadway...