Krissi (13376 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -0.26 on 759 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (View user info) at 2005-08-17 11:36:03 EDT
I don't love you and I never will.
Sorry.
User Reviews
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-09-09 13:06:05 EDT (#)
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I just re-read all of this even though I have work to do. Rebel without a clue...
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-06-22 00:15:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Classic.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-17 11:44:39 EDT (#)
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I could have lived without the personal info posting part of the drama but the "verbal wars" were fun.
Though I always felt like I had attracted a stench, much like PigPen's "aura" when I was done verbally jousting with that slimeball.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-08-17 11:25:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Very accurate discription Shlong, but the drama while he was here.....
That was amusing as hell.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-17 10:36:23 EDT (#)
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Jimthefiend was a rank amateur troll, with no redeeming Uber value whatsoever.
I can't believe you even mentioned him, MANIC. He was worthless and smelled of semen.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-08-17 09:19:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Riveting drama too, except wow....what an asshole.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-08-17 08:38:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-08-16 18:36:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I missed the drama...we need something to argue about in today's Ubersite. We need to bring back Whatthehell, Jgreening and all the people who could create heat out of their asses. The only person who can spark a bitter violent argument now is Kaelic. It's boooring without it.
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I know exactly what you mean. hahahahaha remember Jimthefiend?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-08-16 18:51:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AHAHAHAHAHA
I'M LOVING the old posts pulled back up
CLASSIC!!!
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-08-16 18:36:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I missed the drama...we need something to argue about in today's Ubersite. We need to bring back Whatthehell, Jgreening and all the people who could create heat out of their asses. The only person who can spark a bitter violent argument now is Kaelic. It's boooring without it.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-08-16 18:04:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Blast from tha mutherfuckin past.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-08-16 17:28:40 EDT (#)
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I actually read all this months ago - didn't axolotl have this in his uber history? doesn't matter.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-08-16 17:25:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
tasty drama
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-08-16 17:08:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this was top bollocks too
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-05-22 12:38:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2005-12-13 07:19:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The urbane drama is as good as the original post.
ALSO, is krissi still with the other guy from here?
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-01-29 19:16:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i just went through and read all the comments. great way to kill 3+ hours over the course of several days.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-04-20 08:07:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2005-12-13 07:25:37 (#)
Ranking: 2
Am I the only one who when I see stuff that Vulva wrote back in the past who goes "yup, he's gonna post Urbane's snatch on this site"?
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2005-12-13 07:19:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
The urbane drama is as good as the original post.
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2005-12-13 07:25:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Am I the only one who when I see stuff that Vulva wrote back in the past who goes "yup, he's gonna post Urbane's snatch on this site"?
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2005-12-13 07:19:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The urbane drama is as good as the original post.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-12-12 15:57:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahaha.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-12-08 14:00:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
tHE ONE WORD POSTS ARE ALWAYS TEH BESTEST
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-11-04 16:00:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
dubya. tee. eff.
Submitted by podium (user info) at 2005-10-26 18:08:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
9 words, 738 reviews..gotta love it.
Submitted by mush (user info) at 2005-10-14 11:11:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
heat heat heat!!!!
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2005-08-31 19:21:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-08-01 16:15:07 (#)
Ranking: 2
yeah...when my buddy found that i was wicked upset. i really wished i hadn't posted it. now i just use some tact in deciding what to post.
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about that...
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-08-23 19:50:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2005-08-22 16:52:11 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-08-22 08:37:31 (#)
Ranking: 0
Took it off heated? yeesh.
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I'm not sad to see it go.
Why would anyone want to reread how their heart was broken again and again?
I, for one, wouldn't.
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If you "wouldn't want to reread how your heart was broken again and again," why did you reply to this post NINETY SEVEN times? I'm not trying to be a bitch here, but I'm finding it really hard to feel badly for you, seeing as how this post was planned out anyway, and your actions speak louder than that review. Especially considering that you're still looking at it after it was removed from Most Heated. <I'm witholding the rest of my comment because it's kinda mean.>
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2005-08-23 15:28:58 EDT (#)
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Don't you
na-na-na-na na-na-na-nah
Forget about me
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2005-08-22 16:52:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-08-22 08:37:31 (#)
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Took it off heated? yeesh.
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I'm not sad to see it go.
Why would anyone want to reread how their heart was broken again and again?
I, for one, wouldn't.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-08-22 08:37:31 EDT (#)
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Took it off heated? yeesh.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-08-21 23:02:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I miss this post...
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-08-21 15:24:37 EDT (#)
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it would appear that way
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-08-21 13:10:27 EDT (#)
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Looks like bart did some housecleaning last night.
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2005-08-21 01:43:05 EDT (#)
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I'm so fly!
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2005-08-20 12:26:37 EDT (#)
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Fuck a bitch, Timbo!
Submitted by mush (user info) at 2005-08-20 12:18:31 EDT (#)
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360 heat...
must... not... let it.... die.
Um.... la lala la laaaa la la laaaa
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-20 07:37:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-08-19 21:35:45 (#)
Ranking: 0
"STOP, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, JUST EFFIN STOP!"
Uhhh, dude, are you even aware of the fact that you just replied to this post three times in a row, and each time said essentially the same thing, including that you were done with it?
Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2005-08-20 03:28:59 EDT (#)
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yup, at the time of your review it had been 11 hours since Urbane said anything regarding you or any of this drama
Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2005-08-20 03:27:48 EDT (#)
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"STOP, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, JUST EFFIN STOP!"
um, she stopped commenting on this over 16 hours ago. Why don't you follow her lead?
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-08-20 01:09:48 EDT (#)
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Why did that review happen twice?
Ubersite is seriously glitching up.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-08-20 00:06:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lol
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-08-20 00:06:05 EDT (#)
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lol
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-08-19 21:35:45 EDT (#)
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"STOP, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, JUST EFFIN STOP!"
Uhhh, dude, are you even aware of the fact that you just replied to this post three times in a row, and each time said essentially the same thing, including that you were done with it?
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-08-19 21:32:43 EDT (#)
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Urbane showed me her boobies!
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-08-19 21:26:09 EDT (#)
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I am the one who "can't let this go" according to you...yet you continue to reply and post. We have you side of the story, it is the same as it always is. We have my side, and I am a new guy with anger issues.
Game over, go find someone else to play with.
STOP, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, JUST EFFIN STOP!
YOU WIN
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-08-19 21:18:17 EDT (#)
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Oh, and by the way:
Would you like to share with everyone what exactly went on at Ubercon MI when you were "supposedly" involved in a committment <---------(your words not mine)
Now, explain to the jury why I should not consider you a trollop.
WAI WAIT, lemme guess! You never said that....
Just so you know, I am laughing at you right now.
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-08-19 21:14:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-08-19 09:33:15 (#)
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Vulva... keep it coming. All your doing is showing people what you are. Why would anyone take the word of a guy that is ranting and raving all over the place after they'd just been rejected?
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Ok, I am the raving lunatic then. You are still ajoke around here. Continue believing that I was rejected if you like. I already told you...you win. Everybody loves you, and they don't believe a word of it.
Continue your game without interruption from me. What you are is not something you can hide forever.
And one more thing. If I has the one who was so head over heels, why are you the one who was professing their love? Just a question, now avoid answering and say something about me bein outraged as i sip my drink and type this calmly.
Where exactly did i come off as venting rage? People have claimed to see it, I don't. Meh, maybe I just have issues.
Pardon me whilst I go hang myself for the pain of rejection of a nobody going nowhere. Peace out cruel world...
aaaaaand Cut!
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-08-19 21:02:34 EDT (#)
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thanks for coming out!
Submitted by WellFedEthiopian (user info) at 2005-08-19 20:19:20 EDT (#)
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The amount of content in this post as a ratio to the heat being generated is incredible.
Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2005-08-19 19:57:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Low
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-08-19 17:50:30 EDT (#)
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Manicmother, will you be my internet girlfriend????
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2005-08-19 16:06:48 EDT (#)
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re net dating
what the hell krissi if you are comin at me , means you want somthin ,more better i dont love you and i never will ,than have to get restrainin order sorry uh?
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-19 15:33:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
urbane! enough! don't respond any more. and you krissi.
plenty more fish in the sea.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-08-19 15:15:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
So, I guess you're right. I lost my chance at having...
A)what half of Boston metro area has already had.
B)what any guy who fed her beer has had.
C)what I would consider the most "off the rocker" human being on the planet
and finally
D)someone I give lots of credit to, for being able to con people like you, into believing her image. 90% of the people here can see it! Why can't you? I don't know you at all, but there is a little saying that goes something like: "birds of a feather, flock together" Since your so concerned with our situation, lemme know how this reply affected you. I await patiently!
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Dude, you whine like a girl.
You sound pathetic, and jealous, like some fratboy who's moaning because his roofies didn't work on that Tri-Delt. Get the fuck off the computer and go find a live woman, not some pixels on a screen...
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-08-19 14:01:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Not yet, but there will be a video of me masturbating shortly after that one comes out
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-08-19 13:47:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
UberDrama. Anyone posted pics or clips of Shlongy's stalker sawing his head off while wearing an orange robe thing yet?
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-19 13:03:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jonukah (user info) at 2005-08-18 19:47:58 (#)
Ranking: 0
What the fuck happened in ubersite while I've been gone?
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HOLY FUCKING BALLS, BATMAN, IT'S JONUKAH!
Submitted by mush (user info) at 2005-08-19 12:48:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
whiskeydick is sweet.
and by sweet... i mean HIGH HOT HEAT!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-08-19 12:15:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1. Krissi (420 heat)
OMG!!!
<spank spank spank>
Fuck. Whiskeydick strikes. Just call me Tim.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-19 11:43:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
PS. Swamp Donkey is also a coward. Don't forget that.
Submitted by notoriousbrett (user info) at 2005-08-19 11:12:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-08-19 07:10:06 (#)
Ranking: -2
If Shlongy's smart enough to have an alter, I vote it's this fuckstain.
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I'm no alter. I just have a life offline.
In what I've seen, alters are irritating and unimportant; qualities you may very well attribute to me. I have no illusions of being important on uber. I just tell it like it is, once in a while in my comments.
You actually spend your time camping out on posts, launching insult after insult over the internet. You really have nothing better to do man.
What else needs to be said? You're a fucking loser.
Submitted by mush (user info) at 2005-08-19 11:12:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
700 reviews?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-08-19 11:07:22 EDT (#)
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AND GOING!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-08-19 11:07:12 EDT (#)
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1,2 and it don't stop.
3,4 and it don't quit.
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Submitted by mush (user info) at 2005-08-19 10:55:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Val, I think that you should just send me naked pictures of yourself as soon as possible. It's the only way.
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-08-19 10:11:17 EDT (#)
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just to get it out... so you quit spreading your shit to save your ego
you called me 5 times a day. You threw a fit when I didn't have time to talk to you every single day.
after a few days of not talking... I said that it wouldn't work and not to come visit me.
you flew into a rage and i recieved nasty texts, emails and voicemails.
after 3 days of it? I told you that I was sorry that i wasn't more gentle when I told you it.
We spoke calmly that day. I apologized for the way i put it... not for saying it. and I only did so to calm you down.
a week later? i made a post that involved me kissing a guy that I'm dating.
you went into another huge rage... even though we BOTH know their is nothing between us and there never was anything that would require either of us to not date. and at the time of that post? there was ZERO going on with us. I had told you not to visit.
you're saying that you're the rejector? Get over it. You didn't like me telling you I didn't want you to visit me. And then? You went into a jealous rage over me kissing someone when you have non claim to me!
i still have the text where you said "don't you dare take this on uber"
hypocryte.
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2005-08-19 10:07:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Response to Apollo.
1) Who is Vulva?
Vulva is someone who has beef with UrbaneMischief. I think he sounds ridiculous in his claims, but then again, I don't know anything. All I know is this argument, and Urbane is certainly not the one who seems heated over this whole debate. She comes off as calm and collected while Vulva comes off as frantic and pissed off as all hell.
2) Um, what the hell has this got to do with Tim?
Absolutely nothing.
3) Who is Krissi?
Me! A redhead who is now the recent ex of MyNameIsTim.
4) Are any of these people scheduled for the AC thing?
I wasn't invited, and I don't really gamble.
5) Anyone coming for a pint after work?
I would, but I have a feeling you're not in very close proximity to me. I think I'll need to hit up a Happy Hour closer to home.
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2005-08-19 10:07:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the magnitude of bullshit in this post.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-08-19 09:53:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-08-19 09:50:08 (#)
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Wait you guys never met?
Wait why the hell do I care?
I need more work.
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That's so weird I was about to write these exact words - "wait, not that it's any of my business, but you guy's never even met?"
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-08-19 09:50:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This post is ace.
Couple of questions :
1) Who is Vulva?
2) Um, what the hell has this got to do with Tim?
3) Who is Krissi?
4) Are any of these people scheduled for the AC thing?
5) Anyone coming for a pint after work?
oops number 5 was supposed to be work email.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-08-19 09:50:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-08-19 09:33:15 (#)
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You have never met me. You don't know jack shit about me. Even on the phone, you never got to know me because you could never shut up about your car and going to fenway or wanting sex.
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Wait you guys never met?
Wait why the hell do I care?
I need more work.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-19 09:48:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Val, take a break from the fighting for just a sec and read this-->http://www.ubersite.com/m/73504
Then you can come back and resume fighting.....mmmmkay
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-08-19 09:33:15 EDT (#)
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you really know nothing about my sexual past, so how would you know how many i've been with? you have ideas... you all do. But none of you actually know my sexual history or how few/how many people I have been involved with.
don't you love how guys that have been rejected lash out and call the rejecter a slut?
you call me a nutcase? when i type these replies to you... i'm calm. I'm sitting here, wondering when you're going to realize what you're doing to your own reputation. It's obvious in your words that you're furious and in a fit of rage when you reply.
You have never met me. You don't know jack shit about me. Even on the phone, you never got to know me because you could never shut up about your car and going to fenway or wanting sex.
Vulva... keep it coming. All your doing is showing people what you are. Why would anyone take the word of a guy that is ranting and raving all over the place after they'd just been rejected?
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-08-19 09:27:18 EDT (#)
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and i don't care what you think you know... i have not done this countless times. Sure, I can think of 2 (during the past 2 years) that hold grudges against me... other than you.
one told me he loved me after knowing me for ONE DAY and started trying to take me to meet his Mom.
and don't say Genko is one, because we're friends and still close. I didn't do anything wrong to him.
vulva, you're new here. you don't know what has and hasn't been going on. You have recieved 2nd, 3rd and 4th hand rumors. You weren't part of it.
I didn't do anything to you either. All I did was say that I didn't want to be involved with you. I do have that right, don't i? Or am i required to be involved with you because you want it.
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-08-19 09:23:12 EDT (#)
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listen to those voicemails again. The only thing i apologized for was not being more gentle when I told you I didn't want you to come. I was trying to calm you down.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-19 09:14:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-08-19 07:10:06 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by notoriousbrett (user info) at 2005-08-19 00:30:18 (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm assuming you all have degrees at some form of higher learning institution and work respectable jobs.
Boy, AM I FUCKING WRONG!
Aside from Shlongy's amusing comments, I'm not sure any of you deserve to live.
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If Shlongy's smart enough to have an alter, I vote it's this fuckstain.
This coward's last post was after midnight...and then he's back at it a 7am.
You're so dreamy, Homo/coward!
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-08-19 08:55:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-08-18 16:55:06 (#)
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I dunno Vula. You do need to get the fuck over it though.
I have gone back and checked reviews from the both of you. You're the one attacking her
because she wasn't interested. Even if I were not Val's real life friend I would still
think that way.
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Listen without bias for one second, and I will help you understand fully.
1. She is YOUR FRIEND, do you think you are getting the whole story? Do you proofread the ridiculous emails, and screen the vicious phone calls? No, you opinion is biased so me trying to get you to understand is pointless, and I really don't care much weather you know the truth or not. I have no problem with you, I just happen to know what a mistake you are making by believing her shit.
2. Don't worry about me getting over it sweetie-pie! I have been doing just fine the whole time! I am taking this personally due to the fact that this loon has done this countless times! She will not drag my name through the mud based on her point of view of the shorcomings of our failed ttempt at fucking. Lets call it what it is, mkay. Trust me, if you can give me a good reason to be upset about it not working, I will consider it. And for the record...I was not the REJECTED one. Ask her about the voicemails she left ME appologizing for her inexcusable behavior, and asking to work things out. When she said it "wasn't going to work" she was simply softening the blow for HERSELF.
So, I guess you're right. I lost my chance at having...
A)what half of Boston metro area has already had.
B)what any guy who fed her beer has had.
C)what I would consider the most "off the rocker" human being on the planet
and finally
D)someone I give lots of credit to, for being able to con people like you, into believing her image. 90% of the people here can see it! Why can't you? I don't know you at all, but there is a little saying that goes something like: "birds of a feather, flock together" Since your so concerned with our situation, lemme know how this reply affected you. I await patiently!
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-08-19 07:10:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by notoriousbrett (user info) at 2005-08-19 00:30:18 (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm assuming you all have degrees at some form of higher learning institution and work respectable jobs.
Boy, AM I FUCKING WRONG!
Aside from Shlongy's amusing comments, I'm not sure any of you deserve to live.
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If Shlongy's smart enough to have an alter, I vote it's this fuckstain.
Submitted by Arthur_Dent (user info) at 2005-08-19 04:46:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
fucking hell 400+ heat?
Has there ever been a higher one?
I can't recall.
Perhaps the Kristy Swan episode but I don't think so.
Jebus.
Submitted by Arthur_Dent (user info) at 2005-08-19 04:40:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
the reviews on this are gold.
Tim, you fucking rule.
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2005-08-19 04:32:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The fuck?
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-08-19 00:59:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This made me smile.
Submitted by notoriousbrett (user info) at 2005-08-19 00:30:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm assuming you all have degrees at some form of higher learning institution and work respectable jobs.
Boy, AM I FUCKING WRONG!
Aside from Shlongy's amusing comments, I'm not sure any of you deserve to live.
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-08-18 22:56:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-08-18 22:45:12 (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't know about y'all, but I sure as shit would find it pretty distracting if someone passed me a blunt and then waved their cock in my face.
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Burn their cock with the blunt.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-08-18 22:45:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't know about y'all, but I sure as shit would find it pretty distracting if someone passed me a blunt and then waved their cock in my face.
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-08-18 22:33:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-18 21:34:04 (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh...you got distracted?
Did someone just pass you a blunt and wave their cock in your face?
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That works on you every time, eh?
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-08-18 22:30:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And I don't know if he has the good stuff or not. We're taking things slow. I'll be sure to let you know when I find out though, kay?
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-08-18 22:26:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
He's definitely an infinite number of steps up from the ex, who, I will concede, was a worthless, pathetic loser.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-18 22:01:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hope that "Jay" is an upgrade over that piece of white trash shit that you and the OTHER fat whore were fighting over, live on Ubersite, for the enjoyment of millions, a couple of months ago.
Does he got "the good stuff", Ashlee?
Because you can bet all $2.91 that you have in your purse that I do.
And my cock, while certainly not of the Ron Jeremy variety, has never gotten a complaint from a broad.
Especially some dumb, young broad.
Only from me. He doesn't stay hard long enough. He gets bored and loses interest.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-08-18 21:54:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And his name's Jay, not Bruno.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-08-18 21:53:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I can't suck your cock, Shlongy, we've had this discussion.... it's too small. I need something I can really wrap my lips around, and you just ain't got it.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-18 21:52:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I plus 2-ed this hilarious post all over the joint.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-08-18 21:43:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
my nigga.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-18 21:34:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh...you got distracted?
Did someone just pass you a blunt and wave their cock in your face?
When you get done with Bruno with the baggy ass pants, come suck me off....will ya?
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-08-18 21:02:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
PS That was meant to say "I don't think there is a standard that any of us can define," but I got distracted.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-08-18 21:00:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy, I never tried to give anybody lessons on morals and ethics. I don't think there is a standard, since those are two pretty subjective concepts. However, the fact remains that someone who would pull something this classless, had it not been planned, doesn't have ANY place judging whether someone else is a good person or not, and certainly deserves whatever retribution is visited upon them. And I've never even been IN a trailer park, you ignorant, worthless douche.
PS I'm glad you took my advice on the phonetic name attacks, it makes me feel much better.
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-08-18 20:39:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
krissi you whore!
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-08-18 20:22:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
it went down the toilet.
Submitted by jonukah (user info) at 2005-08-18 19:47:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What the fuck happened in ubersite while I've been gone?
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-08-18 19:24:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THIS SITE?????????????????????????????????????????????
BART MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PLEASE???????????????????
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCKING DRAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
STOP IT
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-08-18 17:54:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Xcuses - I don't love you anymore either...but you still fucking rock!
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-18 17:10:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-08-18 16:55:06 (#)
Ranking: 0
I dunno Vula. You do need to get the fuck over it though.
I have gone back and checked reviews from the both of you. You're the one attacking her
because she wasn't interested. Even if I were not Val's real life friend I would still
think that way.
AJ I am curious to know what you know. I mean as far as I know, I know the whole story unless you know something different? You must if you've left that comment...
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I'm usually only joking on this site but I'm about to be serious for a minute
ALL people involved in this are guilty of being an ass. Take your personal shit off this site. No one wants to hear it. Everyone comes off looking bad, immature, and totally clueless. It's not cute, interesting, or endearing. I probably speak for lots of people on this subject but just do yourself a favor and stop
I'll jump off the soap box now
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-08-18 16:59:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
meant death. ah well, stand on its on merits, my clever joke will.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-08-18 16:58:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-08-18 15:12:58 (#)
Ranking: 0
it'll fuck your computer. Don't click on it, pervs.
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naked pictures it is not, but blue screen of dead, it is.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-08-18 16:55:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I dunno Vula. You do need to get the fuck over it though.
I have gone back and checked reviews from the both of you. You're the one attacking her
because she wasn't interested. Even if I were not Val's real life friend I would still
think that way.
AJ I am curious to know what you know. I mean as far as I know, I know the whole story unless you know something different? You must if you've left that comment...
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-08-18 16:48:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"UNDERSTAND THIS! People only se you for S-E-X"
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i know
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2005-08-18 16:28:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You're better than this.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-08-18 16:18:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-08-18 15:18:41 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-08-17 22:39:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
Jason.... you're like 5 years older than me... yet you're acting like a 12 year old
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K, since your not coming back then you wont see this...
If I were acting 12 I would have said something like: Your a fuckin lunatic, and how was I supposed to react to some internet broad telling me she LOVED me. You are a fuckin lie! And you warrant no respect from anyone, younger or older. You will die a miserable old woman, and very ALONE. Alone, since the ONLY people you interact with are people you want or have already be involved with sexually.
UNDERSTAND THIS! People only se you for S-E-X, you have no friends. Think about it for a second...I bet you cry when you do!
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You should take this to its own post, so you can get some heat of your own.
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-08-18 16:00:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*Laughs*
That's all I gotta say.
...Except for that jiztini pic made me wanna vomit. Don't click it if you haven't already.
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-08-18 15:40:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-17 18:48:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
2 months of "going out" and no sex?
In my entire life , I don't think I've gone two DAYS of "going out" without getting laid.
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Just count the opposite sex, homo
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-08-18 15:39:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah.... I fucked him, too.
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-08-18 15:37:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-18 10:20:59 (#)
Ranking: 0
I got her picture right here.
http://jiztini.com/
OMG IS IT NSFW OR IS IT SFW
TAKE THE GAMBLE
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It's very SFW.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-18 15:35:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
needs more boobs
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-08-18 15:18:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-08-17 22:39:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
Jason.... you're like 5 years older than me... yet you're acting like a 12 year old
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K, since your not coming back then you wont see this...
If I were acting 12 I would have said something like: Your a fuckin lunatic, and how was I supposed to react to some internet broad telling me she LOVED me. You are a fuckin lie! And you warrant no respect from anyone, younger or older. You will die a miserable old woman, and very ALONE. Alone, since the ONLY people you interact with are people you want or have already be involved with sexually.
UNDERSTAND THIS! People only se you for S-E-X, you have no friends. Think about it for a second...I bet you cry when you do!
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2005-08-18 15:17:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I haven't tested the link, but I believe CookieLass.
That, and I know no naked pictures of me exist.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-08-18 15:12:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
it'll fuck your computer. Don't click on it, pervs.
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-08-18 15:12:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Jersey Girl + Masshole = A fat blotchy mess.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-18 15:02:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Especially for you moronic hacks. http://www.ubersite.com/m/73427
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-08-18 14:49:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
no idea what that is. kind of curious...
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-08-18 14:26:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dare I ask who put this on the uberboard and what it is?
PICTURES OF KRISSI NUDE: Tabwin.com/Puss.html
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-18 13:37:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
and people keep joining in the drama like a WWF/ uber tag team!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-08-18 13:15:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Heh. And my friends wonder why I don't want another relationship. Ever.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-08-18 12:51:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
HEAT! BRING THE HEAT!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-18 12:17:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-08-17 22:20:40 (#)
Ranking: 0
What kind of person would dump someone on a public website?
I'm not a horrible person OR a cunt. I'm actually really nice. However, I would not stand for the kind of humiliation that would result from something like this, had it actually played out the way you all were pretending it did, and I don't think many other people would either. In fact, I've seen many people do WAY worse than what I suggested over WAY smaller shit. Ever see two guys take a baseball bat to someone's truck because they didn't like the fact that he wouldn't let his girlfriend, who was friends with them, hang out with them? I have.
*note: I have not, as of yet, carried out any of my vengance plots. This, I think, is largely due to the fact that nobody's ever been stupid enough to give me a reason.
This trailer park, slutbag is now giving lessons on "morals and ethics" in Ubersite?
Have you ever actually read any of your own posts, Asslee, you stupid cunt?
Good grief...shut the fuck up...unless you're gobbling my cock.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-08-18 11:53:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
wow. a lot of shit sauce.
Submitted by Jay_Bassman (user info) at 2005-08-18 11:53:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
436 heat? Holy shit. Sauce.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-08-18 11:26:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My roommate is from Michigan. Apparently, the local slang for masturbating is "I did it with Miss Michigan" or something to that effect.
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2005-08-18 11:24:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jesus H. Christ in a picnic basket!
What happened here?
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-08-18 11:03:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah........
I fucked her.
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2005-08-18 10:58:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-08-18 10:41:30 (#)
Ranking: 0
Get it, cuz Michigan looks like a hand?
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I have to admit, that made me laugh out loud.
Maybe it's just a slow day at work.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-08-18 10:41:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Get it, cuz Michigan looks like a hand?
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-08-18 10:28:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
michigan: http://www.ubersite.com/m/53202
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-08-18 10:22:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-18 10:18:35 (#)
Ranking: 0
MI
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Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2005-08-18 10:17:41 (#)
Ranking: 0
She looks like a state? Well, that certainly can't be good.
What state is that again?
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-18 10:20:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I got her picture right here.
http://jiztini.com/
OMG IS IT NSFW OR IS IT SFW
TAKE THE GAMBLE
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-18 10:18:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
MI
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2005-08-18 10:17:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
She looks like a state? Well, that certainly can't be good.
What state is that again?
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-18 10:16:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
uberdrama everywhere!
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-18 10:12:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
well, I've see her...a lot
She looks very similar to the state I live in...
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2005-08-18 10:03:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Xcuses, I'd love to see a picture of his new girlfriend.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-18 09:59:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2005-08-18 09:23:37 (#)
Ranking: 0
Hot Hot Heat is an awesome band.
Taking the blame, Tim. Even post-breakup you're still a sweetie. I think it'd probably be so much easier if I could just hate you.
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would posting a pic of his new girlfriend help???
Oh shit, I'm not camping here today
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2005-08-18 09:23:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hot Hot Heat is an awesome band.
Taking the blame, Tim. Even post-breakup you're still a sweetie. I think it'd probably be so much easier if I could just hate you.
Submitted by mush (user info) at 2005-08-18 08:47:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hot hot heat.
Submitted by mush (user info) at 2005-08-18 08:47:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah blame tim... post your blames to tim...
yes...
post...
mwahahahaahahAHAHAHAWHAHAHAAH!!
Submitted by mush (user info) at 2005-08-18 08:46:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
of this post.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-08-18 08:46:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
don't hold it against her.
blame me.
Submitted by mush (user info) at 2005-08-18 08:46:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
the life...
Submitted by mush (user info) at 2005-08-18 08:45:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah stop prolonging...
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-08-18 08:33:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-17 18:48:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
In my entire life , I don't think I've gone two DAYS of "going out" without getting laid.
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J-Lab: Masturbation doesn't count.
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JGreening:
STOP.
STOP. STOP. STOP. STOP. STOP.
STOP PROLONGING THE LIFE OF THIS SHIT ASS POST.
I know I'm sort of doing the same, but this is my second review out of 600-some, so eat me ... Of course, I mean that figuratively. Please don't eat me.
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Krissi and Tim: I hope you both die of gonorrhea and rot in hell.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-18 08:24:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-08-18 05:19:54 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-08-17 21:39:14 (#)
Ranking: 0
what kind of person would actually fuck with someones personal belongings just to 'get even' for something?
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statistically they are usually schwartz's
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or hopped up weissen meth-kophs
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2005-08-18 07:41:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
JACK OFF THE DOG BIZNATCH.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-08-18 05:19:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-08-17 21:39:14 (#)
Ranking: 0
what kind of person would actually fuck with someones personal belongings just to 'get even' for something?
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statistically they are usually schwartz's
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-18 04:27:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
439 heat?
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-08-18 03:57:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It was planned?
That's the last time I send sympathetic email to anyone.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-18 03:37:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Who Cares About A Sad Sack Of Shit Who Gets Too Drunk To Fuck And Pisses On The Floor Anyway?
(uberboard 2005-08-18 0336 hours)
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I know exactly whom wrote this and why.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-08-18 02:23:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/73351#1532264
You really are a worthless cunt of a person.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-08-18 02:22:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/73351#1532264
You really are a worthless cunt of a person.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-08-18 01:42:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
DUDE! I didn't know Krissi was a redhead. You stupid bastard, don't you understand how dangerous it is to piss them off? I dated one for 7 years, and they're scary!!! And incredibly sexy!!!
On a side note, Krissi - I absolutely LOVE redheads and will do anything you ask of me from now on...
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-08-18 01:28:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What - The - Fuck. I finally get a date and spend the day with an awesome chick, I Go out drinking at night, then I log onto Uber to find this??? I sit at home every other day! Why couldn't you fuckers have scheduled this for tomorrow?
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-08-18 01:22:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Told ya.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/73351#1531187
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-08-18 01:11:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Once more, then I'll go to bed, I promise.
NSFW link. Please don't ask how I found it; you probably wouldn't believe me, and even if you did, I can't be arsed to actually type it out.
[23:41:35] LadyPlural: oh god
[23:41:56] LadyPlural: that's possibly one of the strangest kinks that i hadn't ever really contemplated before. ever.
[23:42:17] LadyPlural: http://www.erosboutique.org/store/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=erosbout&Product_Code=MDE-105E&Category_Code=water_sports
[23:42:46] circe7797: HE'S PISSING IN HIS OWN ASS
[23:42:51] circe7797: AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAH
[23:42:54] circe7797: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-08-18 01:06:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And no, thank you. I may not have anything even resembling a life, but I do draw the line at camping on a meaningless and incoherent (however amusing it is for a moment or two) post for no real reason.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-08-18 01:04:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Creepy_guy:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/73351#1532234
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2005-08-18 00:58:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
440 heat. Wow. This raises the question, does anyone know if there's an all time highest "Most Heated" post or anything? Seeing that 440 made me wonder...
Submitted by NumLock (user info) at 2005-08-18 00:17:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hows Worcester treatin ya?
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-08-18 00:11:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What the ghey
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-08-18 00:04:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Have you two graduated high school yet?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-08-17 23:47:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/44213
In case you want to join me and Stevie.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-08-17 23:23:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, I know this won't touch replies.
We're working on Wazza's post for that.
We're around 1950 or so.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-08-17 23:20:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jgreening:
Yeah he did. And the never-ending post has something in the neighborhood of 2500 replies, so don't go thinking that this post is going to beat the highest number of reviews, either.
I had to ruin someone's hopes today, or satan gets to repossess my soul.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-08-17 23:16:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
PS It's all acedemic anyway, isn't it? You didn't and she wouldn't, so what's the problem here?
I'm off to go get crunk. Have fun, people.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-08-17 23:14:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Maybe not, but the fact that I have it in my mental arsenal doesn't make me a horrible person either. I'm sorry, you just can't expect that total public humiliation should or will go without retribution.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-08-17 23:12:10 EDT (#)
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I think all of this could be solved with an orgy. The biggest, filthiest orgy the world has ever seen. OrgyCon 2005. Oh yes, the wheels are turning.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-17 23:09:43 EDT (#)
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<sigh> Val, all I knew of it was the outright hatred that flowed between the two of you on post replies. There can't be that kind of anger and not have something serious going on. I don't care about the damn details. All I did was make an observation.
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2005-08-17 22:55:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-08-17 22:41:27 (#)
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p.s. oh, and wasn't it you who said "DON'T YOU DARE BRING THIS ON UBER"?
lovely
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Wasn't it me who said that nothing good's gonna last foreverrr.
MoTown ruled.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-08-17 22:49:07 EDT (#)
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HOly shit, that post got HAMMERED...
You're right, we can never top that...
Holy shit, Razor got pissed...
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-08-17 22:48:05 EDT (#)
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Wait, um... Talking to me "jason" or another "jason"
Cause I'm hoping it's another "jason" seeing as how I've done nothing...
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-08-17 22:41:27 EDT (#)
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p.s. oh, and wasn't it you who said "DON'T YOU DARE BRING THIS ON UBER"?
lovely
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-08-17 22:39:10 EDT (#)
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manic... whoever... this is just pathetic so i'm going to lay it out and walk away.
vulva was planning to come see me, we were not together... if it went well... we'd try something.
10 days ago i realized that i didn't want him to come due to the immature bullshit and tantrums he has. I told him I didn't want him to... but i said it nicely and tried to be gentle with it.
his reaction has been to -2 me all over, call me a whore (because i kissed a guy that i've been on several dates with after the non-relationship we had ended) and try to fight with me everywhere because he can't handle the feeling of rejection... even though it's not really rejection since WE WERE NEVER TOGETHER.
there.
Jason... go ahead with your responses. I bet you're going to have a whole lot of fun attacking me back and continuing to attempt to start fights with me on random posts that i review.
I'm not coming back to this post.
draw your own conclusions people.
+2 to tim for tolerating this shit.
Jason.... you're like 5 years older than me... yet you're acting like a 12 year old
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-08-17 22:32:47 EDT (#)
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In fact, I've seen many people do WAY worse than what I suggested over WAY smaller shit.
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that doesn't even come close to making it the right thing to do
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2005-08-17 22:24:37 EDT (#)
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This post has upset my home's Feng shui and rearranged my dvd collection. But I'm a man of my word (vis. my below review about linkhoing):
Here's one that's mandatory reading for drinking moonshine vicariously and getting kicked by 108 year old women: http://www.ubersite.com/m/44676
And this one is for people who don't know what to hate and but want to learn: http://www.ubersite.com/m/52059
These are my b-sides but worth giving me +2s 'cause karma is my bitch and I seldom post so I ne'er get to see my name in lights.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-08-17 22:20:40 EDT (#)
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What kind of person would dump someone on a public website?
I'm not a horrible person OR a cunt. I'm actually really nice. However, I would not stand for the kind of humiliation that would result from something like this, had it actually played out the way you all were pretending it did, and I don't think many other people would either. In fact, I've seen many people do WAY worse than what I suggested over WAY smaller shit. Ever see two guys take a baseball bat to someone's truck because they didn't like the fact that he wouldn't let his girlfriend, who was friends with them, hang out with them? I have.
*note: I have not, as of yet, carried out any of my vengance plots. This, I think, is largely due to the fact that nobody's ever been stupid enough to give me a reason.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-08-17 22:18:33 EDT (#)
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Nice burn, whoever put that "who cares" message up on the Uberboard.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-08-17 22:13:43 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/10153
Found it. Over 1000 -2's in like a 45 minute period. It had over 1000 heat. So, sorry, you've got a ways to go.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-08-17 21:53:41 EDT (#)
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Highest heat ever was a while ago when Razor spammed the everloving fuck out of a rather rascist personage. Hang on a minute and I'll find a link.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-08-17 21:52:36 EDT (#)
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meh. not that important
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-08-17 21:48:05 EDT (#)
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I can't belive people have left this as fast as they did.
YOu should have argued more, this could have gotten to 600 heat, I swear to god.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-08-17 21:46:49 EDT (#)
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Dude... I would, and have.
Brother broke the arm off of my "Man-at-Arms" and I got all pissed off. I shit in his Death Star Star Wars figure case.
Then I remembered you could pop the arms on and off He-Man figures, and blamed it on the dog.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-08-17 21:39:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-08-17 21:25:58 (#)
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This was planned? That's even weaker than when he was just being a dick...
Now I wish I hadn't shared one of my many awesome vindictive ideas with you, since I don't feel bad for you anymore, since he didn't pull some lame, classless bullshit on you. Fuck.
Tim - be pissed all you want, but even you have to admit that you made yourself look like a total asshole in playing the game that you played. I'm sorry, but if someone actually DID pull something like this, and it wasn't shenanigans, they would deserve getting their car fucked with and worse, no matter who they were.
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wow. i can't believe what a huge cunt you are.
what kind of person would actually fuck with someones personal belongings just to 'get even' for something?
a horrible person, and a stupid cunt.
wow.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-08-17 21:25:58 EDT (#)
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This was planned? That's even weaker than when he was just being a dick...
Now I wish I hadn't shared one of my many awesome vindictive ideas with you, since I don't feel bad for you anymore, since he didn't pull some lame, classless bullshit on you. Fuck.
Tim - be pissed all you want, but even you have to admit that you made yourself look like a total asshole in playing the game that you played. I'm sorry, but if someone actually DID pull something like this, and it wasn't shenanigans, they would deserve getting their car fucked with and worse, no matter who they were.
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2005-08-17 21:15:00 EDT (#)
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haha. oh dear. i'm tired.
and i'm like insta-celebrity. it's kinda bizarro.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-08-17 21:06:52 EDT (#)
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Because I'm a fat, poor, overworked, whiny, hurt man.
Or so people say.
Maybe I'm just drunk.
WHO KNOWS!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-08-17 21:06:19 EDT (#)
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Maybe I should e-mail BartBart again, just for fun, to see if he's been unbanned, and if so, ban him again.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-08-17 21:05:36 EDT (#)
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I think I've got to be a good 1/5th of the replies...
I'm not gonna check though, since I'm not trying to get WTH banned or anything.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-08-17 21:05:13 EDT (#)
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HHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTT!!!!!!!!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-08-17 21:05:05 EDT (#)
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HEAT I SAY!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-08-17 21:04:59 EDT (#)
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HEAT!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-08-17 21:04:05 EDT (#)
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C'MON PARTY PEOPLE, LET'S BREAK 500 HEAT!
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2005-08-17 21:02:59 EDT (#)
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(Rating: -0.41 on 564 reviews !!!!
Dude you blew your load with this one, like a Tommy Lee money shot o'er the top (whatever the indo crypto magnetico hello it is-o). It's a free-for-allo and I'm gonna link whore the hello out-o it. ... Wait, i never post, i'll find something.
The shareef don't like it
Rockin' the Casbah
Rock the Casbah
Submitted by Ingsoc (