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Three Things That Didn't Make Sense Today (NSFW) (1632 hits)

Category: Graphics

Rating: 0.77 on 13 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by <sp_monitor.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2005-08-17 12:26:07 EDT


1. Why is it that of the three hybrid prious's I drove past this morning, all three of the drivers were smoking cigarettes that they dangled out of the car so the smoke wouldn't get inside?

2. How do people seven feet tall that drive tiny mercedes convertibles commute to work when it rains?

3. Is this a picture of what happens to female bodybuilders when they get old?







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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-05 19:21:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

totally hot

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-22 19:34:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2005-08-22 17:33:44 (#)
Ranking: -2

There's something very scary about anyone over 5 feet tall with the intellect of a watermelon.
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lovely! not the picture, this comment. i'd be honored to have you bash me.



Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-08-17 21:26:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-17 14:50:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

horrible picture. the owners of mercedes convertibles have other cars for when it rains.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-08-17 14:25:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2005-08-17 14:19:34 (#)
Ranking: 0

Tim, as much of an ass as you are for this, fuck... I forgive you.

How did I go from heinous bitch to being so ... forgiving? I hate getting older.

Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-08-17 14:00:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

<squirt>

Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-08-17 13:54:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

if she had a little baby boy, and she nursed him, would that make the infant gay?

Submitted by Mr-Boo (user info) at 2005-08-17 13:42:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-08-17 12:45:43 (#)
Ranking: 2

Ha ha ha ha

I wouldn't suck those titties with Shlongy's mouth."

No, but Shlongy would!

Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2005-08-17 13:27:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Someone needs to stop sneaking photos out of Shlongy's house. Stop disrespecting the man's wife with your internet debauchery.

Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-08-17 12:45:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Ha ha ha ha

I wouldn't suck those titties with Shlongy's mouth.

Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-08-17 12:44:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-08-17 12:39:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Thanks I'm going to kill myself now.

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-17 12:26:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Hehe.


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