A Tribute to Rad at 200 000 (5499 hits)
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Submitted by d_prime <dprime.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-08-17 14:40:15 EDT
The revered Rad1101 has finally done it. Last night, as I was watching and keeping track (among other things,) he hit 200 000 hits (pun intended.) How many people have done this? 30? 40? Now, how many have done it this quick? NOT FREAKIN' MANY
Is Rad 'The Next One'? Will he be the one to beat Jared and Bart and take them out of their well-sealed position as the two users with the most hits? MAYBE! That is, unless Bart decides to start posting more than every few months again.
Rad has his own unique style of hit-whoring. He doesn't piss every one off like Shlongy, or do something that asks a question like Tiger Lilly, or write something controversial like most of us do, or be completely and totally awesome like D_Prime does. He just spends a shit load of time reviewing every thing on Uber, while he sits at his desk and waits incase one of the heroin-addict teenagers go through withdrawl, More importantly, he posts every day, in his own personal style that has sealed him an average of 850 hits per post, even though the overall average is about 400 to 500.
It has been 10 months since he first came to Ubersite, when he bluntly and openly asked how heat works. Not many first posts get more than 800 hits, but his did (and so did mine, so fuck you.)
Rad is sort of an image of the more recent generation of Ubersite, of those who joined during or after Summer 2004 the '10000+s.' He's like the leader of a new movement that's trying to stop Ubersite from sucking, and seems to be succeeding as it grows at epic proportions.
But now, the question remains: is he going to continue to grow, or is he going to get bored later today and leave? He's only 34 000 hits away from the MVA list, and it looks like there's no stopping him now. So my answer is: he is not going to stop and will continue to rise into Uber *forever* until I buy it from Bart one day and kick him out. How do I know this? Because, well, the truth must come out...
...it's coming...
...
Rad1101 is my alter! (Though seeing as he's more famous now, even though I'm older, many people would say that I'm his alter.)
Notice something funny about him? How he joined right after I left, an absence that would last for four months between October 04 and February 05, while he rose out of the ashes and became an Ubermaster? Notice that he's a radically right-wing Bush advocate? Notice that he's on at all hours and has an almost comic approach to telling off 'teenagers'? How we were up against each other in Uberbadness and went out of our ways to piss the other off? All the evidence points to ME! While you were all saying that my friend Scott was just my alter, really it was someone so obvious and blatant that no one noticed who it was. Yes, Rad is my alter. I decided to start another account on Ubersite after the first one wasn't getting much attention, and my new plan worked. Then in February, I decided to use this one again and make it my 'real' account. Because I like my REAL webname 'D_Prime' better, I think I may make that the external user for when 'Rad1101' gets on the MVA.
Well, Rad, my other account that has brought me so much fun on Uber, I thank you.
200 000 hits AND BEYOND!
User Reviews
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-08-03 03:17:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hggjkb
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-08-03 03:17:49 EDT (#)
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fg
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-08-03 03:17:40 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by CanucksFan (user info) at 2005-12-19 15:35:12 EST (#)
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I'm so glad I found this.
fuck off
Submitted by HighFructoseCornSyrup (user info) at 2005-10-10 17:13:03 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-08-24 22:02:43 EDT (#)
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No, that wasn't it at all. It was an inside joke between me and Rad; were you even on Ubersite when this post was made?
Why do you bother surfing through the page history of someone who pisses you off so much? Does it really give you satisfaction to try to make me feel bad by -2ing a post I did weeks ago, a rating that no one other than my self will see?
Submitted by psychabillyjean (user info) at 2005-08-24 17:33:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Worthless tripe. You are an attention whore.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-24 17:27:21 EDT (#)
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Everything you ever wanted to know about papaya_princess
User id: 21455
Registered on or around: 2005-08-23 10:40:28
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Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-08-24 17:23:49 EDT (#)
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How many new accounts is Zakalwe going to make on his 'Anti-D_Prime Coalition'?
Submitted by papaya_princess (user info) at 2005-08-24 17:18:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-08-18 13:35:14 EDT (#)
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Actually, if mid June is recent enough, my biggest post had 3 500 hits and was brought to me by people arguing.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-08-18 13:34:17 EDT (#)
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"You do know that this isn't 'my most successful post in months' and that I'm not actually Rad, right?"
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-08-18 13:34:01 EDT (#)
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Did you even read the whole comment? I said that that was the 'idea' behind you getting pwnd. I later said that he obviously isn't my atler.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-08-18 13:33:22 EDT (#)
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Quit being a moron and saying he's your alter.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-08-18 13:28:01 EDT (#)
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Okay, I did. It was too tempting.
No, the idea was that you got pwnd because you like my alter, while you've been on a passionate attack against me for the last little while. The 0 on the streak of +2s thing was just a mistake.
"Please, son. You couldn't "pwn" anyone. You're a child. Immature, whingy, and still waiting for your balls to drop." <- This section had absolutely no meaning.
"You take offense when I don't +2 your little attention whore post?" <- No, I don't. "Fuck off. When I choose to write, I run rings around you. And when I choose to photoshop emus, you aren't even in the same fucking hemisphere as me." This is pretty much a "I'm better than you." Good point. I however, have a rebut: No, I'm better than you at every thing. o_0
"I got pwned? Hell naw. Your little celebration here was brought to you by me. You owe me for your most successful posts in months. I am the reason he hit this mark. Just ask him. So whom pwned you and why?" Huh? I do? My two most successful posts in months were brought to me by Uberboard and Zakalwe's heating, if you go by hits; this isn't one of them. By ratings, they were brought to me by two or three random people who read the serious posts I've had 'in the last few months.' You do know that this isn't 'my most successful post in months' and that I'm not actually Rad, right?
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Seriously people (by people I mean Zak and HTDB.) I personally don't care whether or not two people on the Internet 'geniuenly hate me.' I can say that I don't hate you because I don't get emotional over people I don't know who take up text on a screen. I am curious as to why and how you guys are so freakin' passionate about me. Do you realize that you don't know me personally and have absolutely no idea who I am, and our lives will never influence each other in a million years?
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-08-18 13:20:04 EDT (#)
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Oh, you had a +2 on that post? Shit. Sorry man. Looks like I fucked it up with a 0. I didn't, however, read those four lines of adjectives.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-08-18 12:22:27 EDT (#)
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so?
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-08-18 10:22:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
it pains me, but I really do hate you. genuinely.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-18 09:47:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
that was uncalled for.
Submitted by nrduncan (user info) at 2005-08-18 09:28:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
linkwhore
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-08-18 09:02:15 EDT (#)
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I got pwned? Because a fucking child decided to break the +2 streak on my latest post?
Please, son. You couldn't "pwn" anyone. You're a child. Immature, whingy, and still waiting for your balls to drop. You take offense when I don't +2 your little attention whore post? Fuck off. When I choose to write, I run rings around you. And when I choose to photoshop emus, you aren't even in the same fucking hemisphere as me.
I got pwned? Hell naw. Your little celebration here was brought to you by me. You owe me for your most successful posts in months. I am the reason he hit this mark. Just ask him. So whom pwned you and why?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-18 03:30:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
not a hard thing to do there, Thundercock.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2005-08-18 03:29:05 EDT (#)
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Stop talking to yourself. You're confusing me.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-08-18 03:07:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
[03:02] Pepsi and 7 11: It's certainly a D-Prime world.
[03:02] Darko: indeed
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-18 03:07:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
D_PRIME you know, that I, as your alter, think hadley is the fookin man.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-08-18 02:55:28 EDT (#)
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HTDB got pwnd.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-08-18 02:46:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I knew it all along.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-08-18 02:45:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow Rad! You're right!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-18 02:41:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
w000t rush!
geddy lee rules!
D_PRIME MADNESS IS TEH ROXXORS
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-08-18 02:35:06 EDT (#)
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See?
I wanted to piss some people off before I went on that account and confirmed it.
GO D-PRIME!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-18 01:58:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Its all true.
That picture of me "drinking" in las vegas?
photoshopped.
all those other pictures of me doing various things?
Photoshopped.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-08-17 23:06:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My own comments don't add to heat, you know. Also, I do that to talk to people. He often does it as well.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-08-17 23:03:03 EDT (#)
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The way you heat your posts up, you'd have had better luck claiming to be WhatTheHell.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-08-17 22:57:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If you're Rad, then who is under my desk sucking my toes right now?
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-08-17 22:33:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks Spooner.
Haha, oh HTBD. That's the beauty of it. It really shows how stupid it is to do huge emotional character judgements over the Internet, doesn't it?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-08-17 20:54:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I know rad, and you, sir, are no rad.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-08-17 20:54:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wait a minute...i thought i was rad.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-08-17 20:42:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
and that doesn't include all the banned (and hitwiped) people like squattail, yidele and spiral. fetish. koolmang.
yep, this certainly isn't that exclusive a club.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-08-17 20:26:29 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/users.cgi?sort=hits&days=ALL
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-08-17 20:04:25 EDT (#)
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I *AM* Rad!!!! I can't smoke my own pole.
And seeing as Zakalwe doesn't want it, I am now making my triumphant return.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2005-08-17 19:44:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Q: What does a blowjob sound like?
A: *Glurt glurt*
Really, that wasn't a joke. You're totally smoking Rad's pole about now.
+1 for ghey sex
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-08-17 19:28:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
good.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-08-17 18:55:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuck all of you. I'm taking my 255 000 hits and LEAVING.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-08-17 17:49:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm allowed to fellation my self!
....
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*cough*
...
That came out wrong.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-17 17:40:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
*Shlock shlock shlock*
RED ALERT! RED ALERT!
Felatio Level at 8 and rising!
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-08-17 16:59:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
MC Hammer posted that? I should have known...
Yeah, but STILL
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-17 16:39:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's MC Hammer you phillistine, and not his own post.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-08-17 16:21:13 EDT (#)
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Also, I link whored first.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-08-17 16:14:28 EDT (#)
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I thought that linkwhore was appropriate since someone asked you to stop linkwhoring, and the Link lead to STOP!
Yes my sense of humor is pretty weak right now, but I only have 15 minutes of work left.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-08-17 16:11:16 EDT (#)
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I apoligize for not being able to create a piece of work as entertaining as a little dancing man.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-08-17 16:10:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Indo's hitwhoring! OH NOES!!!@`111111111111111192111111!!!!!122!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-08-17 16:07:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/73374
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-08-17 16:04:30 EDT (#)
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Zakalwe, if you hate me and my posts so much, why do you always come back? Do you feel bigger when you feel you can look down at me or something? Do you need to feel more confident in your self?
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-08-17 16:03:47 EDT (#)
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Really? Every one? Not just you and four other ass wads?
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-08-17 16:02:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
everyone is telling you to stop. you just don't listen.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-08-17 16:00:55 EDT (#)
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No, she's telling ME to stop.
Submitted by goose (user info) at 2005-08-17 15:59:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The linkwhore are links to his comments on other posts demanding we pay our respects, c1ndy.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-08-17 15:44:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Can someone show me that page with all the lists and stats and stuff?
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-08-17 15:43:32 EDT (#)
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It's not ratings I'm going for. It's hits.
And yeah, and half of THOSE posts are by me. PEPSI! YEAH!
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-08-17 15:42:47 EDT (#)
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37 people have reached 200,000 hits. This includes people who suck, such as Fat Tony and kai.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-17 15:24:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
y'know what... I'd stop the linkwhores now.
Submitted by goose (user info) at 2005-08-17 15:21:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/73372#1531429
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-08-17 15:15:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-08-17 15:07:59 (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=11243047474299953#1531424
pOR SUPUESTO
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-17 15:14:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There is a really surreal pepsi post somewhere on here that I can't find. It's like a day in the life of this boy, but he drinks pepsi all the way through. I wish I could find it- I tried ubersearch but half the posts on the site reference pepsi.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-08-17 15:11:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Alright but this is really it. In the future they will have to be purchased by the dozen. You can pay in US dollars or with the blood of virgins. Now don't get any ideas with Zakalwe. Just because he has never been with a woman doesn't mean he is a virgin.
Don't try to pull the wool over my eyes.
Submitted by egadz (user info) at 2005-08-17 15:08:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Uhhhhhhhh.
D_prime.
Stop fucking with my head.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-08-17 15:07:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=11243047474299953#1531424
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-08-17 15:04:27 EDT (#)
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Yeah C1ndy, if you look at them all, more than half my posts reference Pepsi.
I think I should get a free life-time supply because I show off their product every where. Along with Rush.
Now I really have to go to the store to get Pepsi! I'll be back later every one!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-08-17 15:03:59 EDT (#)
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I think the question on everyone's mind is:
How many pounds of honey did he pay you to stroke him off in public like this?
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-08-17 15:03:32 EDT (#)
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After I get a lot of attention from the controversy and the bullshit and every thing, I'll come back and confirm it on the Rad1101 account.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-17 15:03:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Pepsi will be sponsoring your posts soon.
Submitted by southernmiss (user info) at 2005-08-17 15:01:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LIAR!!
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-08-17 14:55:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That finger is for Zakalwe and Steven Durel. I'm actually usually quite friendly. It's more of a 'who give sa fuck?' finger, telling all the wads to fuck off while I drink my Pepsi.
Man I could go for a Pepsi right now.
I'm off to the store!
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-17 14:54:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just noticed your finger in the picture- I should give you a -2 for that.... but who could -2 a Rad tribute (except all the fuckwits who -2'd mine)
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-08-17 14:51:24 EDT (#)
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All my other alters exist only to prop this one up. Rads_Wife, etc.
What's funny is that the only time I've ever been banned was because of Alex.Lifeson, who actually ISN'T my alter.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-17 14:49:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's best just to have one alter- i just have sphagnum.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-08-17 14:49:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Zakalwe, I'm not going to egg on any boy - fictional man oral fetish you have. You can forget it.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-08-17 14:46:56 EDT (#)
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Sorry C1ndy!
Yeah, and what makes you think that person wasn't my alter as well? DERRRRRR
I'll come on here on my Rad account later and confirm it.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-08-17 14:45:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you are fucking worthless. go fellate him in private.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-17 14:44:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
what no credit for stealing the picture off my 100000 hit tribute?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/67093
you will go to hell boy.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-08-17 14:44:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You're forgetting that someone went drinking with him in Vegas and he posted pictures of it
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-08-17 14:42:58 EDT (#)
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It wasn't difficult seeing as I AM him.
Submitted by southernmiss (user info) at 2005-08-17 14:42:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn you D-Prime, you beat me to it.