Alright STOP! (1939 hits)
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Submitted by "That Guy" (View user info) at 2005-08-17 15:23:31 EDT
Hammertime....
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Submitted by Charlilot (user info) at 2008-02-21 19:31:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn, this still makes me laugh
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-02-02 17:55:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YES!
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-10-13 19:24:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Would anyone else pay to see a movie with hammer as the star...just for the comedic value?
He could make 150 million in the box office...the more outrageous the plot, the more he'd make.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-10-13 19:16:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Best, damn you!
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-10-13 19:16:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OMG I was so spoiled; that must have been the bets uber week EVAR!
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-08-22 09:42:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What happened, Vulva?
AIM: yewslus
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-08-22 09:12:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
meh. checkin to see if I was banned. Figured Bart would have accused me too.
Submitted by Shifty (user info) at 2005-08-20 00:58:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Good old Hammer...
I bought this when it came out as well.
Downloading didn't exist then in my defence
Not that I do that anyway.
erm...
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-08-19 08:34:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My dearest DPrime,
You need to lighten the fuck up! The post, while purposely rid of all content, was meant as a light-hearted, musing! Sorry I didn't write some tearjerking masterpiece that both inspired and motivated everyone. It was funny! Therefore it served its purpose.
No you were not the only one who -2'd it. But look at the others who did...good company you're associating yourself with there champ. Go solve the mystery of evolution or something, stop hangin out with us "dummies", it's bringin you down.
P.S.
Hammertime!
Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2005-08-18 22:52:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by ryan5012 (user info) at 2005-08-18 22:33:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes.
Submitted by ryan5012 (user info) at 2005-08-18 22:33:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-18 22:03:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I really want to say "what the shit is this?" but the truth is, I found it slightly amusing.
Hammertime.
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2005-08-18 20:12:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is easily the most satisfying post I have clicked on in a long time.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-08-18 15:30:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Grow the fuck up. As though I was the only one who -2d this
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=112439126749168460#1534161
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-08-18 05:21:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're better than this Vulva.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-18 04:42:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm probably too young to get this.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-08-18 04:28:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ha!
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-08-18 00:58:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't care, it made me laugh.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-08-18 00:34:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-08-17 18:40:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
saw it coming but im still cracking up
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-08-17 18:28:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-08-17 15:28:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahahahaha.
2 Legit 2 Quit
_________________
indeed.
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-08-17 18:10:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-08-17 15:24:30 (#)
Ranking: 1
zing?
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zing.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-08-17 18:00:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-08-17 17:24:05 (#)
Ranking: -2
you know guys, you dont *have* to post if you dont have anything worth posting
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Seriously. Why the fuck does this have a 1.56 rating? Fucking idiots.
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2005-08-17 17:44:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
(Hammer)
can't touch this (x2)
Can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
My-my-my-my music hits me so hard makes me say oh my Lord
Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet Feels good when you know you're down
A super dope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat uh u can't touch
I told you homeboy can't touch this
Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know can't touch this
Look in my eyes man can't touch this
You know let me bust the funky lyrics
Fresh new kicks and pants
You got it like that now you know you wanna dance
So move out of your seat
And get a fly and catch this beat
While it's rollin' hold on pump a little bit
And let me know it's going on like that like that
Cold on a mission so follow back
Let 'em know that you're too much
And this is a group uh u can't touch
Yo I told you u can't touch this
Why you standing there man can't touch this
Yo sound the bells school is in sucker can't touch this
Give me a song or rhythm
Making 'em sweat that's what I'm giving 'em
Now u know when you talk about the Hammer
You talk about a show that's hyped and tight
Singers are sweatin' so pass them a wipe
Or a tape to learn what it's gonna take
in the 90's to burn
The charts legit either work hard
Or you might as well quit
That's word because you know
Can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
Break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh oh-oh) (x2)
Stop Hammer time
Go with the flow it is said if you can't move to this
Then you probably are
So wave your hands in the air
Bust a few moves run your fingers through your hair
This is it for a winner
Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner
Move slide your rump
Just for a minute let's all do the bump
Bump bump bump yeah
Can't touch this
Look man u can't touch this
You'll probably get hyped boy 'cause you know you can't u can't touch
this
Ring the bell school's back in break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x2)
Stop Hammer time
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
(Oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh)
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) can't touch this (x3)
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x3)
Stop Hammer time
Every time you see me that Hammer's just so hype
I'm dope on the floor and magic on the mic
Now why would I ever stop doing this
With others makin' records they just dont hit
I toured around the world from London to The Bay
It's Hammer go Hammer MC Hammer Yo Hammer
and the rest go and play
Can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh)
Can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh)
Yeah u can't touch this
I told you u can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh)
Too hype can't touch this
Get me outta here u can't touch this
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-08-17 17:24:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you know guys, you dont *have* to post if you dont have anything worth posting
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-08-17 16:34:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Hammer-pants rule
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-08-17 16:22:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-08-17 16:10:52 (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
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Was this below your level of intelligence thar GHEY prude?
Submitted by manicvelocity (user info) at 2005-08-17 16:14:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's how we live it and ya know!
Submitted by satchel (user info) at 2005-08-17 16:11:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-08-17 16:10:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2005-08-17 16:06:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Laughing like an idiot
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-08-17 16:02:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Best. Post. Ever.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-17 15:49:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-08-17 15:46:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sweet
Submitted by NumLock (user info) at 2005-08-17 15:46:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/68260
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-08-17 15:40:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
<crowd circles the dance floor>
"Go vul-va"
"Go vul-va"
"Go"
"Go"
"Go vul-va"
It's ya birfday
"Go"
"Go"
"Go"
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-08-17 15:39:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-08-17 15:39:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes.
Submitted by mxc_jwebber (user info) at 2005-08-17 15:39:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Uh oh uh oh! *hammerdance*
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-08-17 15:36:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Too funnY!
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2005-08-17 15:36:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-08-17 15:27:45 (#)
Ranking: 2
Please Hammer, don't hurt'em!
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AhHaHaHaHaHa, my thoughts exactly!
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-17 15:32:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-08-17 15:28:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
2 legit 2 quit, baby
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-08-17 15:28:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahahahaha.
2 Legit 2 Quit
Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2005-08-17 15:28:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wow!
thats all i got is wow
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-08-17 15:27:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ahhh ha ha ha ha
hamma
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-08-17 15:27:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Please Hammer, don't hurt'em!
Submitted by goose (user info) at 2005-08-17 15:26:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bah ha ha ha ha
<wipes away tear>
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-08-17 15:25:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahahaha, way to go "That Guy"!
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-17 15:25:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of
a bottle. They're on TV!
-- Homer Simpson
There's No Disgrace Like Home
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-08-17 15:25:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
In the name of love?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-08-17 15:25:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahahahaha
Can't touch this
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-08-17 15:24:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
zing?