This one is just for the guys (1023 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -0.25 on 25 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by |\/|¡§7€r þ€\/¡0µ§ (View user info) at 2005-08-17 22:01:59 EDT
Once you've had your Y-chromosome checked at the door, answer me this: what is the best response when a woman tosses the following statement (or variations on it) your way:
"I hope we can still be friends."
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-08-18 17:32:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2005-08-18 14:38:45 (#)
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I hope we can still have sex
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-08-18 14:52:52 EDT (#)
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does a polar bear shit in the woods?
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2005-08-18 14:38:45 EDT (#)
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I hope we can still have sex
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2005-08-18 10:39:48 EDT (#)
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Friends....with benefits? No? In my world, you don't exist.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-08-18 10:16:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2005-08-18 07:29:50 (#)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
My response as well.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2005-08-18 07:29:50 EDT (#)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-08-18 06:03:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-08-17 23:51:30 (#)
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Fuck off.
No, not for my reply.
The post.
Seriously.
And get rid of that shitty semi-leet name.
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He's right, this post was as thought provoking as a lobotomy and your name is risable.
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-08-18 04:34:29 EDT (#)
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"Suck my big brown cunt"
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2005-08-18 03:59:58 EDT (#)
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"I can't because then I wouldn't put in the effort to hide our relationship anymore and I don't think my other girlfriend wouldn't approve of me being such good friends with a girl."
The face alone is worth the price of admission.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-08-18 02:24:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-08-17 22:22:30 (#)
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Yeh, we can be friends. And, just while i'm completely undermining my masculinity, how about we go on double dates with hunky sailors?
Submitted by Rasta (user info) at 2005-08-18 01:03:51 EDT (#)
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Just say NO.
or. I don't think so.
it would be problematic.
it could cause issues.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-08-17 23:51:30 EDT (#)
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Fuck off.
No, not for my reply.
The post.
Seriously.
And get rid of that shitty semi-leet name.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-08-17 23:24:32 EDT (#)
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what if it's the GUY that says that?
no lie.. he did try it..
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-08-17 23:15:15 EDT (#)
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'because I just raped and killed you'
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-08-17 23:09:26 EDT (#)
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"Ok, but I probably won't come around your school anymore"
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-08-17 23:07:44 EDT (#)
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"No."
Submitted by Tastycat (user info) at 2005-08-17 23:05:37 EDT (#)
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"Finish blowing me, and then we'll talk about it."
"Does that mean you'll be my wingman?"
"Dammit, I knew I should have picked a different girl for the bet."
"Alright, but then you can't be mad when I have sex with your sister and/or mom."
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-08-17 22:29:42 EDT (#)
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"huh?"
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-08-17 22:22:30 EDT (#)
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Yeh, we can be friends. And, just while i'm completely undermining my masculinity, how about we go on double dates with hunky sailors?
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-08-17 22:18:43 EDT (#)
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"of course we can still be friends...we're still fucking, right?"
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-08-17 22:15:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2005-08-17 22:07:03 (#)
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Tell her,
"Great, because I think this is something you should be told, but only a friend can deliver it properly. Your cunt smells like a bar gargage can and a 'blow job' doesn't mean you should actually BLOW on the penis."
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Woo!
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-08-17 22:14:13 EDT (#)
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The best response to that?
"-2 die."
Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2005-08-17 22:07:03 EDT (#)
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Tell her,
"Great, because I think this is something you should be told, but only a friend can deliver it properly. Your cunt smells like a bar gargage can and a 'blow job' doesn't mean you should actually BLOW on the penis."
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-08-17 22:05:02 EDT (#)
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"Me too. I'd hate for you to be mad when you find out I gave you herpes."
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-08-17 22:02:58 EDT (#)
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DIE