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Category: Romance

Rating: -0.25 on 25 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by |\/|¡§7€r þ€\/¡0µ§ (View user info) at 2005-08-17 22:01:59 EDT


Once you've had your Y-chromosome checked at the door, answer me this: what is the best response when a woman tosses the following statement (or variations on it) your way:

"I hope we can still be friends."





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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-08-18 17:32:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2005-08-18 14:38:45 (#)
Ranking: 0

I hope we can still have sex


Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-08-18 14:52:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

does a polar bear shit in the woods?

Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2005-08-18 14:38:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I hope we can still have sex

Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2005-08-18 10:39:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Friends....with benefits? No? In my world, you don't exist.

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-08-18 10:16:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2005-08-18 07:29:50 (#)
Ranking: 0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA


My response as well.

Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2005-08-18 07:29:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-08-18 06:03:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-08-17 23:51:30 (#)
Ranking: -2

Fuck off.

No, not for my reply.

The post.

Seriously.

And get rid of that shitty semi-leet name.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
He's right, this post was as thought provoking as a lobotomy and your name is risable.

Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-08-18 04:34:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"Suck my big brown cunt"

Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2005-08-18 03:59:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"I can't because then I wouldn't put in the effort to hide our relationship anymore and I don't think my other girlfriend wouldn't approve of me being such good friends with a girl."

The face alone is worth the price of admission.

Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-08-18 02:24:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-08-17 22:22:30 (#)
Ranking: 0

Yeh, we can be friends. And, just while i'm completely undermining my masculinity, how about we go on double dates with hunky sailors?

Submitted by Rasta (user info) at 2005-08-18 01:03:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Just say NO.
or. I don't think so.
it would be problematic.
it could cause issues.


Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-08-17 23:51:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Fuck off.

No, not for my reply.

The post.

Seriously.

And get rid of that shitty semi-leet name.

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-08-17 23:24:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

what if it's the GUY that says that?

no lie.. he did try it..

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-08-17 23:15:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1


'because I just raped and killed you'


Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-08-17 23:09:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"Ok, but I probably won't come around your school anymore"

Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-08-17 23:07:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"No."

Submitted by Tastycat (user info) at 2005-08-17 23:05:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"Finish blowing me, and then we'll talk about it."
"Does that mean you'll be my wingman?"
"Dammit, I knew I should have picked a different girl for the bet."
"Alright, but then you can't be mad when I have sex with your sister and/or mom."

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-08-17 22:29:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"huh?"

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-08-17 22:22:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Yeh, we can be friends. And, just while i'm completely undermining my masculinity, how about we go on double dates with hunky sailors?

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-08-17 22:18:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"of course we can still be friends...we're still fucking, right?"

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-08-17 22:15:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2005-08-17 22:07:03 (#)
Ranking: 0

Tell her,
"Great, because I think this is something you should be told, but only a friend can deliver it properly. Your cunt smells like a bar gargage can and a 'blow job' doesn't mean you should actually BLOW on the penis."
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Woo!

Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-08-17 22:14:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

The best response to that?

"-2 die."

Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2005-08-17 22:07:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Tell her,
"Great, because I think this is something you should be told, but only a friend can deliver it properly. Your cunt smells like a bar gargage can and a 'blow job' doesn't mean you should actually BLOW on the penis."

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-08-17 22:05:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"Me too. I'd hate for you to be mad when you find out I gave you herpes."

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-08-17 22:02:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

DIE


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