When It IS Ok To Beat A Bitch (2712 hits)
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Submitted by Manicmother (View user info) at 2005-08-18 08:41:51 EDT
Earlier this week, Sassmaster asked the age old question of when is it ok to "Smack My Bitch Up"
http://www.ubersite.com/m/73262
And from this it was learned, generally speaking, it was frowned upon excepting in the case of hauling back and cracking some nuts. As a female I can respect that, but I think I've found a damn good reason to beat a bitch and ball abuse wasn't even involved.
Brought to you by my home state, 'cus where else could a story this FUCKED UP be spawned from.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ct/20050816/cr_ct/womanaccusedofbeatingboyfriendwithhiswoodenleg;_ylt=Aq42H_x8i41gCRbM7yp.rndvzwcF;_ylu=X3oDMTBiMW04NW9mBHNlYwMlJVRPUCUl
And of course for the lazy asses who might strain themselves clicking a link:
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WOMAN ACCUSED OF BEATING BOYFRIEND WITH HIS WOODEN LEG By Tinuola Awopetu, Court TV
Tue Aug 16, 5:36 PM ET
(Court TV) — Although Greg Gale attempted to escape his girlfriend's fury on two legs, he was hindered by a third.
The woman, Tammy Johnson, attacked Gale with one of his two prosthetic legs during a domestic dispute on August 3.
The couple was drinking beer in Gale's living room when they began to argue about an incident that occurred four years ago, according to Capt. John Oswald of the Midland Police Department in Michigan.
Johnson allegedly grabbed Gale's older wooden prosthetic and struck him several times around the head. Gale who was wearing the second leg, a titanium model, retreated towards the front yard while Johnson pursued and continued to hit him.
The woman left the scene with the leg after Gale fell in the front yard and yelled for help. A witness riding by on a bike contacted police. Although Gale was bleeding, he did not require medical attention, Oswald said.
Johnson was arrested and charged with larceny and assault with a dangerous weapon. Gale's wooden leg has yet to be recovered.
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I'm sorry, I don't care what sex you are. If you beat somebody with his OWN prostethic leg you DESERVE to get your ass kicked.
User Reviews
Submitted by phauna (user info) at 2007-01-02 21:56:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You can hit a woman in the same circumstances that you can hit a man.
I try to be a true feminist with across the board brutality.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-11-19 08:49:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Women are objects, like eggs. They never seem to get that it they wount open up and let you fuck them, thae we WILL not be afraid to break a shell or two.
Whne it's ok to hit a woman. Whenever I fucking feel like it. Sorry femmes, but you brought this on yourselves by demanding "equality."
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-16 17:39:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You emphasise all the wrong words by the way. I shudder to think what you actually sound like.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-10-07 22:07:57 EDT (#)
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When it IS ok to beat a bitch:
ALL FUCKING DAY
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-07 21:53:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I see your writing hasn't picked up in my absence
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-10-07 18:35:53 EDT (#)
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<camera pans back to reveal large tigress dragging bloodied and badly mauled Danger_Ranger across post by what's left of the leg she hasn't already supped on..>
Oh, hi, MANIC, look what the cat's dragged in. How's things? Nice pussy, no don't do tha... ow-owwwwwwwwwwwww...
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-09-25 23:27:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Needed affection.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-09-21 11:54:11 EDT (#)
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hey! thanks for the linkwhore!
Submitted by RaineLark (user info) at 2005-09-08 15:02:15 EDT (#)
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Maybe this is why:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/74767#1578705
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-08-30 16:20:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Manic, I'm going to throw this out there, and you can either take it, or just throw it right back.
I want to be on you.
I.....want....to be on you.
Submitted by Obscured_by_Clouds (user info) at 2005-08-25 23:07:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Twenty of the suckiest minutes of my life.
-- Homer Simpson
Burns, Baby Burns
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-24 12:50:29 EDT (#)
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MOTHER
MOTHER MOTHER MOTHER.
CRAZYMOMMY
HYPERTENSIVEMUMMY
DEPRESSIVEDADDY
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-24 12:27:05 EDT (#)
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Ok now this is beginning to scare me....
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-08-24 12:27:02 EDT (#)
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Kinda kicked his own ass, in a way.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-24 12:17:02 EDT (#)
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Brand new Shlongy!
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-19 07:26:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
no?
no questions......well fuck then
Good night
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-18 23:04:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If anyone would like to ask MOTHER a question, go ahead...we're just smokin' a j
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-08-18 19:42:03 EDT (#)
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har har
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-08-18 17:29:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-08-18 09:56:30 (#)
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Holy shit-balls, it's a ManicMother post. A rare creature, the ManicMother Post rarely ventures from the safety of it's shelter into the dangerous killing fields of Uber.
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-08-18 12:31:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah. That's weird.
Off to work now...
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-18 12:27:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-08-18 10:56:55 (#)
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Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-18 10:52:31 (#)
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If you haven't gotten them yet, they're not coming WTH.
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Well, that's not very nice now is it?
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I sent you a picture of my pussy, wasn't that good enough?
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-08-18 11:21:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BWAHAHA!!!!!!
i'd hit her but then shake her hand for being that creative...I mean of all the things she could have grabbed in the house...
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-08-18 10:56:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-18 10:52:31 (#)
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If you haven't gotten them yet, they're not coming WTH.
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Well, that's not very nice now is it?
(-:
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-08-18 10:55:28 EDT (#)
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Circe is right. Only children solve their problems with their fists.
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2005-08-18 10:54:05 EDT (#)
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If you've only got one good leg and she hitting you with your other one, I think that is grounds for hitting back
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-18 10:52:31 EDT (#)
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If you haven't gotten them yet, they're not coming WTH.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-08-18 10:32:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Needs more boobs......
MANICS boobs to be specific....
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-08-18 10:32:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
He shoulda torn off the new titanium leg and cracked her right back. She woulda been down after one well placed blow to her thick skull.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-08-18 10:19:43 EDT (#)
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Cool, defintely deserves an ass beating.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-08-18 10:13:35 EDT (#)
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Tee hee.....
<giggles in corner>
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-18 09:58:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-08-18 09:56:30 (#)
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Holy shit-balls, it's a ManicMother post. A rare creature, the ManicMother Post rarely ventures from the safety of it's shelter into the dangerous killing fields of Uber.
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no shit
am I gey for liking that Mariah Carey song?
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-08-18 09:56:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
He's lucky there wasn't a hidden knife in the thing.
I've seen 'em and they're fucking nasty.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-08-18 09:56:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy shit-balls, it's a ManicMother post. A rare creature, the ManicMother Post rarely ventures from the safety of it's shelter into the dangerous killing fields of Uber.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-08-18 09:55:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-08-18 08:44:59 (#)
Ranking: 1
The next time someone does that to me, I'm going to run outside, tap on his window, get him to roll it down and say: "If you ever turn around in my driveway again I will cut your fucking head off."
**************
Dane Cook.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-08-18 09:47:38 EDT (#)
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Beeb needs to get onto this, stat.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-08-18 09:40:12 EDT (#)
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HAHAHHAHAHHAHA....
Shoulda rammed it up his ass for kicks
(at least that's what I do with cripples)
Did I say that OUT LOUD??
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2005-08-18 09:33:03 EDT (#)
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Well, hell, I have some family in Saginaw. If some redneck type shit happened, my family was probably involved somehow.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2005-08-18 09:17:05 EDT (#)
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I haven't ever and wouldn't ever, though I almost did catch one bitch with a right hook for trying to get me killed by her brother and his friends.
Looking back, she REALLY didn't take the break-up roo well.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-18 09:12:03 EDT (#)
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Notsteve, It happened in Midland, Michigan
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-18 09:08:32 EDT (#)
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If there is any sustained beating, with anything, then of course I am going to hit back. I can only hit like a girl anyway.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-18 09:07:56 EDT (#)
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Here's to partying tonight!!!
w00t
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-18 09:07:14 EDT (#)
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goodness me!
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2005-08-18 09:06:57 EDT (#)
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I actually pictured a couple I know and fully expected to read their names in this article. But I didn't. They need to get on the ball.
Where did this happen?
Submitted by dirtycyberdawg (user info) at 2005-08-18 09:06:34 EDT (#)
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Tammy beware
Gale = T4
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-18 09:01:50 EDT (#)
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I still think Buckeye's "Eye contact" call was the best.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-08-18 08:52:07 EDT (#)
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A crazymomma post? Fo rizzle?
<swoon>
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-08-18 08:51:18 EDT (#)
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have my babies
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-08-18 08:49:11 EDT (#)
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<looks around>
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-08-18 08:47:54 EDT (#)
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Can you imagine riding by on your bike and seeing her with the wooden leg and him with the titanium leg sword fighting with them on the front lawn?
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-08-18 08:45:08 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-08-18 08:44:59 EDT (#)
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You know what I hate? I hate when someone turns around in my driveway. You're sitting there on your couch watching television and you hear a car outside, so you get up and go to your window.
"Who is this? I don't know this vehicle."
You start to wonder if it's a goverment agent come to take you away. Then the car backs out and turns around and you're angry.
"YOU SON OF A BITCH!"
The next time someone does that to me, I'm going to run outside, tap on his window, get him to roll it down and say: "If you ever turn around in my driveway again I will cut your fucking head off."
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-08-18 08:43:11 EDT (#)
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You stole this from:
http://www.legit.dk
But that's cool.