Best. Picture. Ever. (SFW SPT) (1718 hits)
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Submitted by Goose <goosehkr at hotmail dot com> (View user info) at 2005-08-18 11:21:15 EDT
As part of my daily "wasting the frist two hours of my work day" ritual, I wander through a site I'm sure many of you are familiar with: collegehumor dot com. If you've never heard of it before, its a collection of juvenile pictures, jokes, articles, and links. It's frat boy collegiate humor at very worst. In a word - spectacular.
As I am often wont to do, I was trolling through the latest picture update, all of which typically involve drinking in some way. Seven or eight pictures in, I saw it - the greatest image I had ever laid eyes on. So many different details have come together to create a digital messiah. I'm still in awe.
In fact, I have actually combined the dancing Hammer from "That Guy"'s post from yesterday (http://www.ubersite.com/m/73374) with this new jpeg to create a highly amusing background for my desktop. I know it's good, because my boss just walked by, stopped, looked, shook his head, and sighed.
Once again, I found this on collegehumor.com, which is probably NSFW for most people.
User Reviews
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-05-17 23:45:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-10-13 19:23:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YES! we did it goose
*tear*
*throws dog tags into the sea*
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-10-13 19:20:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
then tie him to the mizzenmast!
ARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-10-13 19:19:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mr. SMEE! run that intolerable rufio straight through his misenjab!
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-10-13 19:17:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
One more for luck, sweetness
(let's do the nasty)
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-10-13 19:14:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Roo!
FEE
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-10-13 19:12:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.
HAIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
*teh dies*
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-10-13 19:12:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn it! I said now!
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-10-13 19:10:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
needs to be back on MRR
STAT!
Submitted by goose (user info) at 2005-08-26 08:58:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Kadunkadunk! Howya doing, hun?
Submitted by kadunkadunk (user info) at 2005-08-25 22:00:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I know this is good because I had a coughing fit after laughing so hard I sharted a little. ahh, it's good to be back.
Submitted by Mister (user info) at 2005-08-24 15:49:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Um... Wow... Yikes.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-08-24 15:38:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Flat top Mullet, auto +2
Submitted by spamtrap50 (user info) at 2005-08-22 16:16:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-18 21:56:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-08-18 16:21:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah
I'd hit that!
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Of course you would.
Submitted by goose (user info) at 2005-08-18 21:38:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Awesome - can you get us another picture?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-08-18 17:24:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This guy lives in my neighborhood.
I'm serious.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-08-18 16:21:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah
I'd hit that!
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-08-18 15:12:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
its Akira from Virtua Fighter!
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-08-18 14:58:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wow, what i just said may be confusing. let me elaborate.
i've seen hook. when i first saw this post, however, i didn't see the roofio resemblance. now i do.
"You are fart factory. Cheesy, scab picked, pimple squeezing finger bandage. A week old maggot burger with everything on it and flies on the side."
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-08-18 14:54:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-08-18 13:10:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by missflibble (user info) at 2005-08-18 12:28:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
ROO-FEEE-OOOOOOOHHHH!!!!
what? never seen hook?
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Lookie lookie I've got Hookie.
You know I think this may indead be him. That or his unlucky brother.
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HAHAHAHA, i didn't see it before. damn peter panning.
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-08-18 13:10:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by missflibble (user info) at 2005-08-18 12:28:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
ROO-FEEE-OOOOOOOHHHH!!!!
what? never seen hook?
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Lookie lookie I've got Hookie.
You know I think this may indead be him. That or his unlucky brother.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-08-18 12:38:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-08-18 11:56:29 (#)
Ranking: 0
How the fuck does this hippie warrant a +2 rating? Fuck that
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Or a zero rating, for that matter.
Even for SPT, this was terrible.
Submitted by missflibble (user info) at 2005-08-18 12:28:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ROO-FEEE-OOOOOOOHHHH!!!!
what? never seen hook?
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-08-18 12:21:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-08-18 11:56:29 (#)
Ranking: 0
How the fuck does this warrant a +2 rating?
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-18 12:18:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
auto -1 reduction for BEST anything....cause it never is
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-08-18 12:14:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
its a fucking MULLASIAN
ya know mullett + asian...hello...awe shit nvermind
Submitted by Grownasskid (user info) at 2005-08-18 12:13:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
MC Hammer had half of that haircut
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-08-18 12:05:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
can't argue
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-08-18 11:56:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
How the fuck does this hippie warrant a +2 rating? Fuck that
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-08-18 11:54:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's the president of Sony!
Joe Dirt Chong
God bless the 80's
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-08-18 11:53:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-08-18 11:29:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
Kid N' Play....only not
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Kung Fu N' Play ?
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-08-18 11:49:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It reminds me of the time I saw a 13 year old asian kid with the most mullet-tastic hair on the planet. It was creepy. He probably had infections like the redneck kids from 'National Lampoons Christmas Vacation' so I stayed away.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-18 11:40:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jimthefiend?
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2005-08-18 11:33:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's a chinese dude trying to pass himself off as a mexican.
Mr. Kun-Young Gonzalez.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-08-18 11:31:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Caption:
"If Billy Ray Cyrus had been Asian...."
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-08-18 11:30:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Let's see here....+1 for the morning ritual...mm hmm....and another +1 for the pic of my best friend with a Kid (from Kid'n'Play) + mullet haircut.....yep, looks like a +2.
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-08-18 11:29:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Kid N' Play....only not
Submitted by goose (user info) at 2005-08-18 11:26:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
'Morning, Berty.
Oh, and I have just noticed that "That Guy" was actually Vulva, so credit given where credit's due.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-18 11:25:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AWESOME hair!
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-08-18 11:25:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
to be completely fair, the 80s were a strange time.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-08-18 11:24:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2005-08-18 11:22:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WOWZERS!!!!
With that haircut, I thought it was a bull dyke!