Uber Caption Contest! - Poor Puppy (1241 hits)
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Submitted by Urbane Mischief (View user info) at 2005-08-18 13:57:28 EDT
I just ran across this pic. I spent a good 5 minutes, just looking at it... trying to figure out what the fuck happened to this damn dog.
Then, I came to my senses and realized that nobody could explain this image to me better than a bunch of cyber-pervs
give me your best caption
five +2's for the winner
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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-08-20 22:44:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
and, if you deem my caption is not the best, I think this one may be almost as good:
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Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-08-18 14:15:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
Welcome to the SPCA, where all our dogs are 'special'
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-08-20 22:42:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Veterinarian-assisted prostate cleansing...does it get any better?"
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2005-08-20 22:07:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Now THAT'S some good fuckin crack.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-08-19 00:44:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I left a present for you on your pillow.
There was anti-freeze in that puddle?
Mmmmmmm Corduroy!
You should see the last 3 feet of that rug!
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a religious cult?
Women and cats will do as they please, men and dogs should relax..and get used to the idea.
You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and that dog will give you a look that's says;
"Wow, you're right! I never would have thought of that!"
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-08-19 00:06:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
MY name's Woochie...
Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2005-08-18 18:41:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I vote for Swamp donkeys caption...made me laugh
out loud...I love it when men get into cock sucking
insult contests...
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-08-18 18:29:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"I'm falling through space...through time...where am I? Who are all these people that keep coming in here and looking at me? Hey...there goes my bone. Why can't I feel my legs anymore?"
Doctor's Log 8/12/75
Subject 'Sparky' seems to have adapted to his daily dosage in true stride. Tomorrow we increase him to 25mg of LSD to further expand this experiment.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-08-18 18:26:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Brutus, the world's only invisible cello-playing dog.
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2005-08-18 18:19:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hahah that dog has down syndrome.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-18 18:09:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"Believe it or not, I'm uglier than Urbane. But my breath is better than hers. And I spend 3 hours a day licking my crotch."
This better win
Submitted by Dizzle (user info) at 2005-08-18 17:05:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
See the resembalance...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/17812
Submitted by Dizzle (user info) at 2005-08-18 17:03:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Uhhhhhh.... What the fuck happened last night? and who the hell is this bitch next to me...
Submitted by Hirilnara (user info) at 2005-08-18 16:50:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My, what big...
Well, I'm out of ideas - I'll leave that thought for someone else to finish
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-08-18 16:27:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I demand a winner be chosen
Thats not part of the contest
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-08-18 16:20:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Xeroxed a dog, huh? Nice...
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-18 15:34:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm with Caul
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-18 15:26:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This is NOT doing it doggie style
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-18 15:24:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"Help, someone rescue me from under this glass"
Submitted by supersloth (user info) at 2005-08-18 15:21:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't put your finger there...
Oh...
Ooohhhhhhhh...
Put your finger there!
Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-08-18 15:06:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes, Shlongy, YES! Don't STOP!
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-08-18 15:02:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am cool. So I didn't go to work today. This statement has nothing to do with dogs or caption contests, but I felt everyone should know. I am too cool for my job today. What better place to make my statement than one of your posts. Everyone will be dropping by to see what new and exciting drama your cup is running over with.
As previously stated, I am too cool for work.
-0 DIE
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-08-18 14:52:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
he's being squished with a sheet of plexiglass
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-08-18 14:36:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm showin you my Oh face 'oh...oh...oh'
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2005-08-18 14:26:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I have no caption to offer. I had two weimaraners and they were always rolling around on the floor making stupid faces like that. Those dogs are like mini people. We even trained them to ring a bell when they wanted to go outside.
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-08-18 14:22:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Hong Kong Phoowie this mother Bitches!"
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-18 14:21:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 dog.
I wish I was a cyber perv so I knew.
Submitted by dirtycyberdawg (user info) at 2005-08-18 14:21:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hmmmmmmmm
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-08-18 14:20:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"oh oh oh oooooooooooooooh!"
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-08-18 14:15:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Bring in zee double!!
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-08-18 14:15:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Welcome to the SPCA, where all our dogs are 'special'
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-08-18 14:14:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If I lay here like this, perhaps I can fool Val into thinking I'm not hitting on her....
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-08-18 14:13:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-08-18 14:10:48 (#)
Ranking: 1
GET AWAY FROM ME MR. CHINESE MAN!!!
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Dude, its the Koreans that eat dog.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-08-18 14:13:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Didn't drop the chalupa"
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-08-18 14:11:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hi, I'm Jimthefiend and I'm a cockaholic
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-08-18 14:10:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
GET AWAY FROM ME MR. CHINESE MAN!!!
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-08-18 14:10:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Ohh get outta here silly billy...I am by FAR the gayest dog on the block."
Sorry, that dogs looks flammingly homosexual.
(Not that there's anything wrong with that)
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-08-18 14:09:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And Rex froze and calapsed after walking in on Val cheating on him with the neighbouhood poodle
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-08-18 14:08:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"The return of WhatTheHell"
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-08-18 14:08:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, I DO know for a fact that this dog belongs to 'da boys'...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/73368
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2005-08-18 14:07:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
It looks like he's extremely gay, someone just paid him a compliment, and he's saying "Oh, GO on!"
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-08-18 14:07:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Errrrr
I can't see the file cause you cursed in the name.
CURSE YOU!
I shall view when I get home, but if it's fucked up looking then my guess it's a Chinese creasted??
Does it look like an electrocuted chihuahua???
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2005-08-18 14:07:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Halabja victom
Submitted by fell-8-me (user info) at 2005-08-18 14:06:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
no idea for a caption, but +1 for the Weimaraner
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-08-18 14:03:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's easily explained.
That's the face you make when Shlongy is licking your balls.
Submitted by goose (user info) at 2005-08-18 14:02:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Heroin.
Maybe coke.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-08-18 14:02:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
poor pooch just fell victim to an unexpected bout of violent buttsecks, administered from his owner.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-08-18 14:00:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Red rocket, red rocket!
Submitted by mazellan (user info) at 2005-08-18 13:59:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Now thats just bribery............. tut tut
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-08-18 13:59:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Totally looks like scooby doo just the beejesus scared out of him.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-18 13:58:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"My name is Urbane"
What do I win?