I thought it only happened in songs (897 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.13 on 42 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by mush (View user info) at 2005-08-19 04:42:24 EDT
We've talked about marriage.
I've looked at rings.
I love her.
She loves me.
We will move in together next year.
I make over $70k a year at 22 years old.
I give her the world.
She is 19 and has given me her heart and soul...
It makes the world look like a cheap $0.25 bouncy ball.
Things are only looking up.
We've romanced eachother at the top of the Prudential Tower,
At a lighthouse in Bermuda,
At my house, on a mountain, under the stars,
In my room by candle light.
She is a lady in the streets,
She is ferocious under the sheets.
I've never felt completeness like when I was with her.
She's been fucking one of her co-workers.
He is 26 and has a young child.
He moves furniture for a living.
He will never go anywhere in life.
And now... neither will she.
I am Jack's desolate wasteland... without her.
I never understood suicide...
...until now.
User Reviews
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-08-29 15:40:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2: eachother
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-08-21 15:31:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
now you have one less thing to worry about, and you can concentrate on becoming president.
Submitted by maliknir (user info) at 2005-08-20 14:23:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
want me to kill him? her? you? yall?
i will! i can!
Submitted by mush (user info) at 2005-08-20 12:15:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
bob... i got a masters in EE. i do systems engineering stuff.
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2005-08-19 18:37:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Can't live with them, can't live without them.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-08-19 17:42:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
seriously... wait until your late 20's to even THINK of marriage.
anything before that, you don't know who you are, your girl won't know who she is, and you'll end up hurting each other, even when you have the best intentions.
and,on behalf of sane women, I'm sorry - you do deserve better.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-08-19 17:16:33 EDT (#)
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damn dude, what the fuck do you do for a living?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-08-19 15:56:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-08-19 10:31:24 (#)
Ranking: 2
If she was fucking someone else, she didn't really love you. You deserve much better. Plus, you're only 22 and you have plenty of time to find someone to settle down with. Spend some money on frivolous stuff, bang some skanks, and have as much fun as you can while you're still young. You will eventually find someone else who is worthy of your love, I promise.
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jeanneee is teh wise woman...
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-08-19 14:39:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sucks.
best of luck.
Submitted by spamtrap50 (user info) at 2005-08-19 13:46:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Women ain't nothin but bitches and hoes - in my experience anyway.
Submitted by mazellan (user info) at 2005-08-19 11:44:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I am jacks anything deserves a 1
Submitted by mush (user info) at 2005-08-19 11:06:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-08-19 10:21:50 (#)
Ranking: 1
I am guessing she never went to college, and is a lot better looking than you, and you gave her lots of expensive gifts? There is a huge difference between 19 and 22 when one went to college, she will probably regret it, but for now fuck it, forget her.
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She's gonna be a junior majoring in cost accounting.
We are both pretty good looking.
I never gave her expensive gifts.
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2005-08-19 11:00:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This made me cry. Fuck.
My condolences, Mush. You deserve so much better.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-08-19 10:53:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
don't beat him...he already has to deal with your herpes.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-19 10:38:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2005-08-19 05:27:23 (#)
Ranking: 0
moving furniture sucks. i only do it to support my kid and some 19 year old chick im fucking. whats wrong with that?
This made me spittle the monitor. bauahahahahahaaaaa
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-19 10:36:31 EDT (#)
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Fuck her. Beat him.
70k at age 22?
Shlongy didn't start earning that kind of cake until he was 30.
Good for you.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-08-19 10:31:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If she was fucking someone else, she didn't really love you. You deserve much better. Plus, you're only 22 and you have plenty of time to find someone to settle down with. Spend some money on frivolous stuff, bang some skanks, and have as much fun as you can while you're still young. You will eventually find someone else who is worthy of your love, I promise.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-08-19 10:27:07 EDT (#)
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that's what little girls do.
welcome to the club.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/71395
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-08-19 10:26:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
so she has been cheating on you and now you feel suicidal?
that sounds pretty messed up if you dont mind me saying.
fuck her.
figuratively.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-08-19 10:23:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Let time take the pain away. It will you know.
You did sound a bit wrong when you put him down saying that he would never travel - you don't know that. But after reading your reviews I don't think you meant to be like that. You're upset. Things'll improve. You'll find someone else one day soon and you'll wonder why you cared so much. Trust me - we've all been here.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-08-19 10:21:50 EDT (#)
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"She is a lady in the streets,"
Apparently not.
I always wonder about this. I have known friends who this has happened to and I could tell. I had a chick cheat on me, and I suspected. How could you have no clue?
I am guessing she never went to college, and is a lot better looking than you, and you gave her lots of expensive gifts? There is a huge difference between 19 and 22 when one went to college, she will probably regret it, but for now fuck it, forget her.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-08-19 09:26:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 to soothe your pain.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-19 09:13:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
awwwww
Submitted by mush (user info) at 2005-08-19 08:57:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah...
easier said than done though.
Submitted by krootons (user info) at 2005-08-19 08:12:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Worry less about love and less about someone else making you complete. What you should worry
about is making yourself complete, alone. If you're always looking to someone else to do it,
and are greedy to boot (the numbers game swings into a yes), then you really won't get what you
think you "deserve". You'll always get someone using you, manipulating you, and who won't
respect you.
I've seen it happen too many times. Of course, I could be generalizing a bit much, but I'm not
too sure.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-08-19 07:37:52 EDT (#)
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Get yourself a good man.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-08-19 07:11:32 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/72626
There you go, says it all really.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2005-08-19 06:03:34 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Chazzy (user info) at 2005-08-19 05:28:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Goddam... women can be stupid.. speaking as one of them, I know.
Take it easy dude.. theres another girl out there that wants to have your heart, and then stamp on it 45 billion times.
Smile.
Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2005-08-19 05:27:23 EDT (#)
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moving furniture sucks. i only do it to support my kid and some 19 year old chick im fucking. whats wrong with that?
Submitted by mush (user info) at 2005-08-19 05:21:42 EDT (#)
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heh... i know. thanks man.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-08-19 05:20:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahaha
fair does your last response was funny mate.
+2.
Regardless of the way you have put it, she is a fucking bitch and you are better off without her.
Chin up dude.
Submitted by mush (user info) at 2005-08-19 05:18:14 EDT (#)
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k
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-08-19 05:16:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
He will never go anywhere in life."""
I didn't misquote you, within context I am correct. You are back pedalling.
And listen, child, I am too old to get into a pissing contest over who earns what and who does what.
Just take it from me, I would be the best paid furniture pusher around.
That isn't how I define myself anyway.
When your pubes have finished coming through, give me a shout.
Submitted by mush (user info) at 2005-08-19 05:09:48 EDT (#)
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well it wouldnt matter because you misquoted me... i didnt say she wouldnt be anything. i said she wouldnt go anywhere.
i meant it literally. he'll never be able to show her what australia looks like from on top of fitzroy island off the coast of Cairns. he'll never show her what the monkey temple looks like in hampi india.
she'll never experience the world.
don't get mad that you move furniture, misread me, misquoted me, and then dont yell at me for what i didnt say... makes you look like a fucktard who's just projecting her own insecurities.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-08-19 05:07:04 EDT (#)
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and what if I did?
Submitted by mush (user info) at 2005-08-19 05:00:35 EDT (#)
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looks like somebody moves furniture...
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-08-19 04:59:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What the fuck does it matter what his JOB is you pathetic little spastic?
Trust me, I could buy and sell your peasy ass (at the risk of sounding like shlongy), but you are mostly pissed because this guy moves furniture for a living and has a son?
Would it be okay if he was a millionaire and fucking your bird?
You make me sick.
No wonder she is fucking around. I would. I'd be fucking your dad with a strap on.
Jesus fucking christ.
'Now she'll never be anything'. She'll never be anything? Define 'anything'. Do you mean wealthy? Is that 'anything'? Do you mean happy? Is that 'anything'? Do you mean in love? Is that 'anything'?
Pull yourself together man. You sound like a whiny cunt. I bet your adams apples is too big. It is in't it? I reckon you look like you wank too much.
As John and Paul once said, can't buy me love.
Cunt.
Submitted by mush (user info) at 2005-08-19 04:55:15 EDT (#)
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heh... good shit ozzy.
this fucking blows.
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-08-19 04:51:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
http://www.ubersite.com/m/72626
Read it.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-08-19 04:51:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
She's been fucking one of her co-workers.
He is 26 and has a young child.
He moves furniture for a living.
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Mad as fuck.
Unlucky mate.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2005-08-19 04:46:13 EDT (#)
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before you get all angsty, come and join me in reading everything on Http://www.nomarriage.com
It will make you feel better.