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Submitted by jimthefiend <jimthefiend.at.jim-the-fiend.com> (View user info) at 2005-08-19 11:43:04 EDT
I am currently laid up with pnuemonia, but I'm posting because I know you all miss me.
Whos this "whatthehell" dude I keep hearing about?
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Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-08-20 15:05:56 EDT (#)
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Aunt Becky?
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-08-20 13:24:02 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-20 02:07:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-19 11:50:28 (#)
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Drink some hot lemon, and lay off the fags till you're better.
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You should probably stop smoking for a while as well.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-20 01:43:12 EDT (#)
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No content
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-08-20 00:05:06 EDT (#)
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Looks like she was used as a battering ram, and them the plastic surgeon only had Mrs. Potatohead parts.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-08-19 23:44:33 EDT (#)
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I wouldn't fuck her with my enemy's penis
stop picking up hos that you find passed out in the dumpster in back of a seedy strip joint that charges $4 to get in
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-08-19 17:41:40 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-08-19 16:45:47 EDT (#)
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wtf, I'm not reading all that...
NEEDS MORE COWBELL
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-19 16:26:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mxc_jwebber (user info) at 2005-08-19 16:02:11 (#)
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What you DON'T see behind her is the midget with the gun stuck in her back. "
Shut up you fat fuck, no one asked you.
Submitted by mxc_jwebber (user info) at 2005-08-19 16:02:11 EDT (#)
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What you DON'T see behind her is the midget with the gun stuck in her back.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-08-19 15:50:39 EDT (#)
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Shoulda sent him a scotch bottle filled with piss.....
THAT would be funny
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-08-19 15:49:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-19 12:27:12 (#)
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You've all hurt jimsey's feelings.
Sadly, the "wife is a whore" stuff is the best that lonely losers like Swamp Coward and Pigpen here can come up with.
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Yeah, jim, you can do better, do what JonnyX does - threaten to send him some scotch, then don't! HALARIOUS!
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-08-19 15:34:54 EDT (#)
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That woman has a very nice crotch region....
JUST.....CAN'T.....STOP.....LOOKING
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-08-19 15:17:53 EDT (#)
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PORK-SWORDS AT NOON FUCKFACE!!
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-08-19 15:17:19 EDT (#)
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Good stuff Jim,
I didn't know you were sick unlucky ma. Make sure you get plenty of whiskey and cigerettes and you'll br right as rain in no time.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-08-19 14:46:29 EDT (#)
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I guess we will have to have a duel. Meet me at the OK Corral at high noon.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-08-19 14:34:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-08-19 14:33:27 (#)
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what a lovely specimen. Whatthehell, its no secret that me and Jeanneee are getting married in a run down Las Vegas chapel or maybe with the justice of the peace at the courthouse.
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Nooooooooooooooooo!!...
I KEEEEEEL YOU MUDDAFARKER!!
I KEEEL YOU DEAD!!
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-08-19 14:33:27 EDT (#)
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what a lovely specimen. Whatthehell, its no secret that me and Jeanneee are getting married in a run down Las Vegas chapel or maybe with the justice of the peace at the courthouse.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-08-19 14:07:11 EDT (#)
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That chick is actually pretty hot... and doesn't look like a tranny at all!
Way to go Jim!!
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-08-19 13:58:09 EDT (#)
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JIMMY... don't you be messin wiff my Jeanneeeee....
I'll have to shave your head out of anger...
BTW... I think I was the FIRST PERSON that SHLONGY threatened to beat down!!
Wooooo......go me!!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-08-19 13:46:23 EDT (#)
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I'm sorry you're sick, sweetie. Feel better soon.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-19 13:41:26 EDT (#)
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Ok Jim, this one isn't bad. She looks pretty good
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2005-08-19 13:40:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-19 11:50:28 (#)
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I bet you own a big gun Jim the fiend:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/73496
Drink some hot lemon, and lay off the fags till you're better.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-08-19 13:33:32 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-08-19 13:29:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-08-19 13:21:44 (#)
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Does ANYONE know what the fuck Pen Name is talking about?
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What's your boggle, citizen?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-19 13:24:48 EDT (#)
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This ain't Utah, Tardo. I have enough spouses.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-08-19 13:23:11 EDT (#)
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Shlongness... I'm pretty damn close to VT.
Now we just need to find a location that marries midgets, for you of course.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-08-19 13:21:44 EDT (#)
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Does ANYONE know what the fuck Pen Name is talking about?
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-08-19 13:19:57 EDT (#)
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damn, i always resisted the urge to switch to showtime...i might have to rethink that.
Submitted by RaineLark (user info) at 2005-08-19 13:14:00 EDT (#)
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pen_name: There's actually a reality show on Showtime about it, called Family Business.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-08-19 13:12:05 EDT (#)
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man my plurals are all fucked up. mommies...daddies
...DVDAies
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-08-19 13:09:00 EDT (#)
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i love stuff, too.
i love chair
i love table
and you better believe i love that GD lamp.
i wonder what it is like to be a porn producer. i'm sure they got kids and such. they say, "bye honey, i'm off to work," and then go shoot some DVDA on a legless woman from the Ukraine. I wonder when the appropriate age is to tell little billy, or suzy, about the family business.
"You see, dears, daddy works for the adult entertainment industry"
"uh huh"
"he takes pictures of mommy's and daddy's loving each other...and sometimes one mommy and two daddys, and sometimes two mommys with a stick that is shapped like a daddy."
"Why?"
"because other daddy's and mommys, and Uncles, like your uncle freddie, like to watch people loving each other."
"oh...and one do you do."
"i snort coccaine off other mommy's"
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-19 13:08:12 EDT (#)
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Better go wash those white sheets, Pigpen, or you'll be getting it from "the boys down the VFW hall."
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-19 12:59:44 EDT (#)
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Schlongless hates when peoiple insult his wife.
Schlongless hates the word "nigger"
IVE GOT IT
Schlongless married a jigaboo.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-19 12:58:14 EDT (#)
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Move to Vermont and get married, you two fucking fatass fruitcups.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-19 12:57:03 EDT (#)
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nigger nigger bo bigger banana fanna fo wigger me mi mo migger
NIGGER
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-19 12:54:20 EDT (#)
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"Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-08-19 12:53:15 (#)
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Hi Jim, sorry to hear about the sickness... that's gotta hurt.
I am WhatTheHell...I am a nobody, but I am a nobody that is also a professional asshole.
and evidently I have proper hygene?
Shlong hates me too....as does JapPig, and Caul...and...well, the list is long.
So in short, welcome to the club..go forth and masturbate, my brutha. "
Charming, we are on the same hate-lists.
This oughta work out just dandy.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-08-19 12:53:53 EDT (#)
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Uhm...
Nigger
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-19 12:53:19 EDT (#)
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Whys that nigger?
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-08-19 12:53:15 EDT (#)
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Hi Jim, sorry to hear about the sickness... that's gotta hurt.
I am WhatTheHell...I am a nobody, but I am a nobody that is also a professional asshole.
and evidently I have proper hygene?
Shlong hates me too....as does JapPig, and Caul...and...well, the list is long.
So in short, welcome to the club..go forth and masturbate, my brutha.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-19 12:52:51 EDT (#)
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PS. I also don't hang with shitheads who drop 'nigger' every 45 seconds.
Scumbag.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-19 12:45:15 EDT (#)
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At least I've never insulted your child.
Skate it off and stop whining nigger.
Submitted by RaineLark (user info) at 2005-08-19 12:43:44 EDT (#)
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I think it looks good, Shlongy: http://www.ubersite.com/m/69865
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-19 12:40:15 EDT (#)
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And people whose intellectual capacity includes "Wife jokes" as something that they think are funny, well...those kinds of loser dipshits hang with others of their same breed.
I couldn't do it...no matter how much ass jimsey kisses. He's dug too great of a hole.
In which he apparently lives.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-19 12:37:56 EDT (#)
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It's a crazy world but I don't think it'll ever be THAT crazy.
I generally, can't hang out with scumbags.
Unless they have really good dope.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-19 12:37:47 EDT (#)
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"Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2005-08-19 12:34:48 (#)
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In 6 months Shlongy and jimthefiend will be best friends and sticking up for each other all the time. "
I already DID "stick" up for him on that stalker issue.
He's just too fucking stupid to see it.
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2005-08-19 12:34:48 EDT (#)
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In 6 months Shlongy and jimthefiend will be best friends and sticking up for each other all the time.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-19 12:29:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-19 12:27:12 (#)
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You've all hurt jimsey's feelings. "
What feelings?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-19 12:27:12 EDT (#)
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You've all hurt jimsey's feelings.
Sadly, the "wife is a whore" stuff is the best that lonely losers like Swamp Coward and Pigpen here can come up with.
But you can bet that THEY think they're hilarious.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-08-19 12:25:27 EDT (#)
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If you're gonna post porn ,post porn.
Not one pic of a girl in a bikini, with no other content.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-08-19 12:24:17 EDT (#)
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yawn
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-08-19 12:24:01 EDT (#)
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nobody cares jimmy.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-08-19 12:18:05 EDT (#)
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we don't miss you. take your time.
drink gasoline. i hear it helps.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-08-19 12:15:19 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-08-19 12:10:08 EDT (#)
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This is a shitty, useless post.
And "your wife is a whore" is just... lame.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-08-19 12:08:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-19 11:59:48 (#)
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Schlongless wife sucks off winos in alleys down by the docks in exchange for ramen noodles and bottles of ripple.
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Post was only slightly more pathetic than this "insult."
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-08-19 12:03:41 EDT (#)
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Why did you marry a Ho, Shlong?!
You can do sooo much better than that.
Meh, forget it. I'm ducking out now before the urine smell starts up again.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-19 11:59:48 EDT (#)
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Schlongless wife sucks off winos in alleys down by the docks in exchange for ramen noodles and bottles of ripple.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-08-19 11:58:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-08-19 11:56:13 (#)
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http://www.lemonparty.org
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wow Method's first response of the day....shortly after Jim posts?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-19 11:58:12 EDT (#)
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But she's MY whore, you jealous, masturbating, lonely dipshits.
PS. Wife jokes are SO clever and hilarious! You two homos are funny.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-19 11:57:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-08-19 11:55:47 (#)
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Could you tell the difference between that and her mustache that's already there? "
I did notice her upper lip was a little crusty.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-08-19 11:56:13 EDT (#)
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http://www.lemonparty.org
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-08-19 11:55:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-19 11:45:29 (#)
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I gave your wife a dirty sanchez Schlongless.
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Could you tell the difference between that and her mustache that's already there?
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-19 11:54:05 EDT (#)
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She asked ME to take it out of her ass and put it in her mouth Schlongless.
The dirty sanchez was HER idea not mine.
ha ha your wife is a whore.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-19 11:51:25 EDT (#)
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The x-ray came up "inconclusive".
Too much dirt, grime and scum for even today's x-ray technology to penetrate.
So, they said..."What the hell...let's go with pneumonia, and get his stinky, disease infested ass out of here before someone else catches one of his STD's".
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-08-19 11:51:11 EDT (#)
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You're a douche holster. I'll give you that much.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-08-19 11:50:34 EDT (#)
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dude this is totally SFW.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-19 11:50:28 EDT (#)
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I bet you own a big gun Jim the fiend:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/73496
Drink some hot lemon, and lay off the fags till you're better.
Submitted by RaineLark (user info) at 2005-08-19 11:49:04 EDT (#)
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I had pneumonia once, it was the sickest I've ever been. I got the worst grades that quarter, too.
Can you post more redheads, next time? At least this one's cuter!
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-19 11:47:08 EDT (#)
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No clue cindy. I was gonna just let it run it course but FG nagged me into getting a chest xray.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-19 11:45:56 EDT (#)
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I thought Shlongy had murdered you. WTH has recently returned from a ban that lasted for a few months that he got for replying to his own posts.
Pnumonia? Did you get it from swimming in that dirty lake thing?
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-19 11:45:29 EDT (#)
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I gave your wife a dirty sanchez Schlongless.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-08-19 11:45:14 EDT (#)
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Err...sorry...
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-08-19 11:44:56 EDT (#)
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+2 for porn. Kick that pneumonia's ass.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-08-19 11:44:46 EDT (#)
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I agree with the Schlong, go take a shower you fucking beast.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-19 11:43:47 EDT (#)
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He's "nobody" like you, but with better hygiene.