I finally get to leave this fucking job! (1504 hits)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (View user info) at 2005-08-19 16:54:25 EDT
No more shitty paychecks, 40% raise! No more finances and banking with bitter fat fucks and their brown socks. No brown socks, no no! No more of that fucking fag who keeps saying "Why don't you ever smiiiiiile?" at the coffee shop! Fuck you, you wrinkled homo! Ah! No more dark thoughts of prostituting myself! What? Anyway, life's great and my superior cortex is choking with serotonin...
...and I get to tell my anglofuck of a boss to go fuck himself! YES! If he even tries to make a counter offer I'm gonna do that 1-2-3 Kid leap kick into his fat face. Die bloke!
Oh yeah, and a lot less of this website which is getting even more boring than my job. Quite a feat, really. This will make a lot of emo cunts happy.
Now since I am more arbitrary than God, and definitly better-looking, I can admit that this post deserves a lot of -2s (though Uber should be called UberBlog nowadays). You better deliver you ass-kissing little bitches.
P.S. I'm currently kissing my biceps, which are bigger than yours.
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Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2005-08-24 16:40:47 EDT (#)
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Culo, check your email please ASAP.
Submitted by Mister (user info) at 2005-08-24 14:44:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-08-23 02:07:02 (#)
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Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-08-19 20:22:28 (#)
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Also I just found out I cant be a cop. Disappointed a bit, but...well at least I can smoke pot again.
What the fuck would you do as a cop? Shout "Stop, or I will rim you odourless"?
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God damn...
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2005-08-24 14:37:51 EDT (#)
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No brown socks, no no!
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Wasn't this a Beatles Song? If not, it should have been...
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-24 11:27:52 EDT (#)
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Cool. Thanks.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-24 09:53:35 EDT (#)
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Oi, what is the significance of the word "Caulaincourt"?
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-08-23 19:17:59 EDT (#)
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Everything you ever wanted to know about checkyourmail
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Submitted by checkyourmail (user info) at 2005-08-23 02:35:01 EDT (#)
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who cares
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-08-23 02:07:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-08-19 20:22:28 (#)
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Also I just found out I cant be a cop. Disappointed a bit, but...well at least I can smoke pot again.
What the fuck would you do as a cop? Shout "Stop, or I will rim you odourless"?
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-08-23 01:38:06 EDT (#)
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Are you me???
I just resigned on Monday, 22nd August.
I am starting my own business - my first client is signed up to make me more money than my current job allows - then I get to make MORE money in the other 30 working hours per week that makes up 38 hours.
So this is why I did my Master's Degree? Yes, yes it is.
Yeah - it's all good. Goodbye middle class obscurity and Hello top 3% earnings...
Congratulations to you too.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-08-22 22:08:39 EDT (#)
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Ok, let's call it a draw?
I'll acknowledge; De Lafayette, Expe'dition Particulie're with Vimeur(?)and 6000 others.
The Statue of Liberty and, of course, Jusserand.
But!
You didn't get the job done in Dien Bien Phu......because, "you" were tired....
and don't tell me it was from listening to Roosevelt, because he was dead.
Yeah, a draw is cool, healthy and safe
for now
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-22 11:35:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-08-20 10:48:53 (#)
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Nah, you won't leave this site. You'd miss me too much on account of how you adore me and think I'm wonderful.
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You are indeed the coolest chick in this cyber wasteland. You hold the feminine wisdom so many girls lack. That is my 1st official public compliment to a Uber woman :-)
Submitted by jet_stream_nz (user info) at 2005-08-20 13:57:33 EDT (#)
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I hope someone in this forum that you could hate no more turns out to be your new boss ... lol
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-08-20 10:48:53 EDT (#)
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Nah, you won't leave this site. You'd miss me too much on account of how you adore me and think I'm wonderful.
Right?
Right?
<crickets chirping, and an embarrassed cough from the fourth row>
Oh.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-08-20 10:37:17 EDT (#)
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Yeah, but you'll have to fucking work.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-08-20 09:01:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-19 11:06:55 (#)
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I'm not a sociopath.
I just speak with my subconscience.
I liked you!
I still do.
Rape.
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I like you too dude. It was more aimed at their inability to take it on the chin, the insults I mean not the sperm.
Ejaculate
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-08-20 06:13:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-08-19 23:17:36 (#)
Ranking: -2
Die.
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Canadian on Canadian violence? You seem to have a problem with Americans too. Wonder why that is. I rarely -2 your posts, Caul. I've never been interested in your retaliatory nerdfights. To your credit you actually write some good posts and I rate them accordingly but this was horseshit. Maybe you should take Swampy's advice and team up with Urbane to make a blog. How is the Coalition for the Defamtion of America coming along for you and Zakalwe?
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-20 04:53:51 EDT (#)
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"Die bloke!" Hahahaha
Hey, congratulations on the new job.
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-08-20 04:29:52 EDT (#)
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Hey caul,
tomorrow, Pistol then bifteck, st. laurent
and Koivu, one hell of a captain
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-20 04:10:43 EDT (#)
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Well I hope the new job doesn't change you. Don't go chaingin' your miserable, arrogant reviews.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-20 00:16:49 EDT (#)
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as long as you say your not moving to MI....I'm cool with it
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-08-19 23:17:36 EDT (#)
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Die.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-08-19 21:58:31 EDT (#)
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Good luck dude.
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-08-19 21:05:45 EDT (#)
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Why don't you start a blog for you and Urbane?
Submitted by hawkeynut (user info) at 2005-08-19 20:28:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-08-19 17:39:10 (#)
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"Also, Dude. Chinaman is not the prefered nomiclature; asian american, please."
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It's from the movie "The Great Lebowski," Caul. You might like that movie if you don't watch many English speaking movies....
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Dude, it's called The BIG Lebowski.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-08-19 20:22:28 EDT (#)
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for new jobs
Also I just found out I cant be a cop. Disappointed a bit, but...well at least I can smoke pot again.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-08-19 19:03:10 EDT (#)
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Fuck that, clone Maurice Richard 5 times = instant Coupe Stanley!
I'll miss you too, mon frere, who will slap the merde out of Val and the other bitches?
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-19 19:00:08 EDT (#)
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So does this get you out of Montreal as well?
Damn, it never looks right without the accent
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-08-19 18:50:29 EDT (#)
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Tres bien. Bravo.
Aurevoir.
Or should I say... aurevoir?
Shit that doesn't work in french.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-08-19 18:35:21 EDT (#)
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I left my job last Friday. I took this week off to punish my liver and catch some fish. Next week, I start a job with a 15% raise, is 45 miles closer to home (about two hours back in my day from driving), full paid benefits (opposed to the $300/month that I was paying).
Rock on man.
Good luck.
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-08-19 18:30:10 EDT (#)
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(hums waterloo)
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-08-19 18:28:27 EDT (#)
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Well done and congratulations! I know how much you hated your job.
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-08-19 18:28:26 EDT (#)
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Here's the -2 you wanted. Personally, I think getting a -2 is much more satisfying than getting a +2.
"Oh yeah, and a lot less of this website which is getting even more boring than my job."
Amen to that. I've finally been able to stop posting, and now all that's left is for me to stop reviewing until I can leave this shithole. I'll give it about 2 weeks.
Ubersite just doesn't have the magic it used to have.
Oh yea, I hope your new boss is a fat American pig. Wouldn't that be great.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-19 18:13:30 EDT (#)
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Now you can go see some good bands that are coming to your area. Check the Epiteth Records web site.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-08-19 18:04:43 EDT (#)
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Your humility will be missed.
Good luck in the new job.
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2005-08-19 17:56:32 EDT (#)
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I'll admit it: I love Jamba Juice
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2005-08-19 17:49:54 EDT (#)
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Cause ya know, my office IS pretty cool. Gree gourmet coffee, all the flavors of the rainbow. Can't beat that! HA!
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2005-08-19 17:48:07 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/60702
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-08-19 17:47:08 EDT (#)
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Good luck at your next glory hole, um i mean job!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-19 17:45:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2005-08-19 17:43:46 (#)
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So does this mean that your job is no longer "better" than mine?
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Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-08-19 17:44:03 EDT (#)
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Good work, dude. Good luck at the new job.
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2005-08-19 17:43:46 EDT (#)
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So does this mean that your job is no longer "better" than mine?
Submitted by mles76 (user info) at 2005-08-19 17:43:08 EDT (#)
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What about cancer? HE had it, he worked through it. God for him. Glad he's alive.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-19 17:40:14 EDT (#)
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It's from the movie "The Great Lebowski," Caul. You might like that movie if you don't watch many English speaking movies...."""
I watch many english movies and I've seen that movie quite a few times. Downloaded quotes and shit. But I do not remember that one at all.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-19 17:39:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mles76 (user info) at 2005-08-19 17:36:33 (#)
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Listen you uppity frog Koivu provides absolutly no GRIT. I like the HAbs. Ryder and Ribbero are going to kick some serious ass. Just becasue Koivu had cancer doesn't mean he should be captain.
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BUT WHAT ABOUT CANCER!!?!?!?!?!?!?
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-08-19 17:39:10 EDT (#)
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"Also, Dude. Chinaman is not the prefered nomiclature; asian american, please."
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It's from the movie "The Great Lebowski," Caul. You might like that movie if you don't watch many English speaking movies....
Submitted by mles76 (user info) at 2005-08-19 17:36:33 EDT (#)
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Listen you uppity frog Koivu provides absolutly no GRIT. I like the HAbs. Ryder and Ribbero are going to kick some serious ass. Just becasue Koivu had cancer doesn't mean he should be captain.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-19 17:30:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Grownasskid (user info) at 2005-08-19 17:29:28 (#)
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Also, Dude. Chinaman is not the prefered nomiclature; asian american, please.
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wtf?
Submitted by Grownasskid (user info) at 2005-08-19 17:29:28 EDT (#)
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Also, Dude. Chinaman is not the prefered nomiclature; asian american, please.
This is not a guy who built the railroads Walter, this is a guy who peed on my fucking rug!
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2005-08-19 17:29:05 EDT (#)
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Wow, +2 because that pic would have pefectly complimented this post...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/38989
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-08-19 17:24:17 EDT (#)
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haha good for you kermit
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-19 17:20:14 EDT (#)
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ANTI-SEMITE!
(I always wanted to cry that)
Submitted by satchel (user info) at 2005-08-19 17:18:53 EDT (#)
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Au revoir you arrogant, sexually abmivalent, baguette-eating froggy bastard.
How's that?
I know. It sucked. But you did ask.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-08-19 17:16:42 EDT (#)
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Ha! Well I only put croissant in there because I couldn't spell baguette! Matter what I typed it looked wrong, so there!! I was going to say bag . . . baug. . . french bread anyway!!
And what the hell is up with you eating bagels?! What are you? Some kind of JEEEEEEEEEEEW or something?!!
Ha! Ha! Ha! Caul is a jew! CAUL IS A JEW!!! That's funny because Caul hates the jews and all other minorities and HE SPEAKS FRENCH!!!!!
Fuck you and your new job pal, right in your pole smokin' little mouth!!!!!
I hate you Caul, I HATE YOU!!!!
call me?
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-08-19 17:15:00 EDT (#)
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Your girlfriend is kissing my cock, which is MUCH larger that yours.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-19 17:12:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-08-19 17:09:43 (#)
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FUCK YOU FRENCHIE FRENCH!!! I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON A CROISSANT!!!!
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I don't eat croissant. I eat bagels and baguettes! WITH LOADS OF FUCKING CHEESE!
Get your fact straight you feckin' bloodoil-thirsty-Iraqi-baby-eating-global-warming-instigating Amerloque!
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-08-19 17:09:43 EDT (#)
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FUCK YOU FRENCHIE FRENCH!!! I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON A CROISSANT!!!!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-19 17:07:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mles76 (user info) at 2005-08-19 17:02:19 (#)
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Habs although Koivu is not captain material."""
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He beat cancer you insensitive fuck! Not surprising though, you're ONTARIAN! Did you know that Ottawa was built from Montreal, like a leech? Yes my friend, some anglo loon burnt the fucking parliament in Mtl! Respect your makers. I think I'm going nuts too. tayoooh!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-08-19 17:03:54 EDT (#)
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congrats...
sigh
Submitted by mles76 (user info) at 2005-08-19 17:02:19 EDT (#)
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I don't really know you but you are one of the funniest fuckers on this site. Congrats, good luck with the job and the Habs although Koivu is not captain material.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-08-19 17:01:42 EDT (#)
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Congratulations on the promotion! Uber definitely won't be the same without you.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-19 17:01:34 EDT (#)
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http://www.jambajuice.com/
hahahahhaha what a career! :-P
I FUCKING HATE BROWN SOCKS!
Submitted by userpete86 (user info) at 2005-08-19 17:00:29 EDT (#)
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Just for reminding me of what it felt like to leave Jamba Juice.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-19 16:59:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-08-19 16:56:31 (#)
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Congratulations. I'll miss you dude. Nobody can insult like you can, Hoss.
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Empathy is the communism of the 21st century my friend. It doesn't lead you anywhere. Turn it off and let the insults flow! It's great! :-)
Now where's your -2? Look, I'm +2ing myself!
Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2005-08-19 16:57:37 EDT (#)
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HAHAHAHA!
emo cunts
HAHAHAHAHA!
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-08-19 16:57:06 EDT (#)
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sweet because you owe me $50
don't tell me you forgot that?
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-08-19 16:56:31 EDT (#)
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Congratulations. I'll miss you dude. Nobody can insult like you can, Hoss.