MrWolf's one year Uberverssary... me me me me me me (1678 hits)
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Submitted by Paul Hibbert (View user info) at 2005-08-20 11:50:01 EDT
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Submitted by coley (user info) at 2005-08-28 04:26:37 EDT (#)
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there's something weird about this:
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-08-27 09:49:54 (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-27 07:45:39 (#)
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This post needs more reviews.
Berty when you have installed your wireless network tell me how to do it. I tried to network our X box, PC and laptop to share an Internet connection and I nearly had a nervous breakdown. It has never worked properly. Too many wires everywhere too.
because it refers to wireless networking, yet with "too many" wires.
Plus there was some guy at the bar tonight with a mohawk, and I told him mohawks rule, and he just looked at me funny...
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-08-27 10:06:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-27 09:54:56 (#)
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I've admitted that post was an error. Please tell me how to wirelessly network.
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I'm no expert but all you should have to do is install the wireless reciever on the computer you want to hook up and then get to the default gateway page of the router to tell it to detect the wireless device.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-27 09:54:56 EDT (#)
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I've admitted that post was an error. Please tell me how to wirelessly network.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-08-27 09:49:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-27 07:45:39 (#)
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This post needs more reviews.
Berty when you have installed your wireless network tell me how to do it. I tried to network our X box, PC and laptop to share an Internet connection and I nearly had a nervous breakdown. It has never worked properly. Too many wires everywhere too.
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I'd tell you how to do it, but you left me off your list of sexy guys or whatever it was.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-08-27 09:49:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-08-27 07:29:10 (#)
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"I'm your no.1 fan"
-Annie Wilkes
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Thanks Annie!
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-27 07:45:39 EDT (#)
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This post needs more reviews.
Berty when you have installed your wireless network tell me how to do it. I tried to network our X box, PC and laptop to share an Internet connection and I nearly had a nervous breakdown. It has never worked properly. Too many wires everywhere too.
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-08-27 07:29:10 EDT (#)
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"I'm your no.1 fan"
-Annie Wilkes
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-27 06:17:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-26 04:58:02 (#)
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Coley is the Annie Wilkes to your Pock Sheldon.
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This is the origin of the reference.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-08-27 06:07:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by coley (user info) at 2005-08-26 16:47:39 (#)
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OMG -2 FOR ME FOR NOT RECOGNIZING ANNIE WILKES
SHOOT ME
AND LEAVE ME BEDRIDDEN IN A TUCKED AWAY UPSTAIRS ROOM
UNTIL I DIE OR ESCAPE
WHICHEVER COMES FIRST
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Submitted by coley (user info) at 2005-08-26 16:45:45 (#)
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who is annie wilkes?
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Who? Anne Wilkes? Who said anything about Anne Wilkes? Have you lost it?
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2005-08-26 16:47:39 EDT (#)
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OMG -2 FOR ME FOR NOT RECOGNIZING ANNIE WILKES
SHOOT ME
AND LEAVE ME BEDRIDDEN IN A TUCKED AWAY UPSTAIRS ROOM
UNTIL I DIE OR ESCAPE
WHICHEVER COMES FIRST
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2005-08-26 16:45:45 EDT (#)
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who is annie wilkes?
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-08-26 08:35:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-08-26 08:33:41 (#)
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He's been one of my bestest freinds for around 8 years. He's a bit shy but the nicest bloke in the world. He's even nicer than me which is something of an achievment.
Unlike me though he has a life, with a girlfreind and everything, so I may not be able to pry him lose from her.
I'll probably come on me tod if needs be, I've got to install a wireless network in my home but other than that I've got bugger all to do.
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Let me know when you wanna come over and I'll organise some sort of incredible party or something.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-08-26 08:33:41 EDT (#)
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He's been one of my bestest freinds for around 8 years. He's a bit shy but the nicest bloke in the world. He's even nicer than me which is something of an achievment.
Unlike me though he has a life, with a girlfreind and everything, so I may not be able to pry him lose from her.
I'll probably come on me tod if needs be, I've got to install a wireless network in my home but other than that I've got bugger all to do.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-08-26 08:20:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-08-26 08:16:30 (#)
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I may bring DeathJester if he's up for it. I believe you met him at that Ubercon in Brum?
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Very briefly... Seemed like an alright sort of a fellow. You know him personally?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-08-26 08:16:30 EDT (#)
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I may bring DeathJester if he's up for it. I believe you met him at that Ubercon in Brum?
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-08-26 08:12:48 EDT (#)
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Anyone else that wants to come can do. Dervel maybe if he's free, Davros, anyone you wanna invite? My missus will be there, and possibly some of my mates too. I'm not the type to sit in a darkened quiet room with a total stranger alone and try to make conversation, actually that's rubbish, I am exactly like that, but that wouldn;t be the scenario.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-08-26 08:06:44 EDT (#)
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Well alright then, if there will be biscuits. Better not be Bourbon though.
Is anyone else going to be there? Nothing personal, it's just that if two male uberusers meet up then people will talk. I'm not young or pretty enough to be the next Thorpe, and you're not ginger or socialist enough to be Williamson.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-08-26 07:59:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-08-26 07:13:42 (#)
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How about I KICK YOU IN THE BALLS??? Would you like that Sally? A good KICK IN THE BALLS??? I've ben to Brum, you weren;t there! it's your turn to come to me now and accept your ball kicking like a man!
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Touché. Alright. Where is this 'Derby' place then? Some place 'oop north' no doubt. I'll bring a battered pigeon or whatever it is you barbarians eat.
And my balls are super dense. If you where to try and kick me in the balls the gravitational pull would crush you and your tiny feet to the size of an amoeba.
Seriously. Last person who tried was some douché named Stephen Hoking or something, I ruined his shit man.
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Slap bang in the middle of the country Bertrude, near Nottingham. Now get your ass down here. There'll be accomodation and bisuits for you.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-08-26 07:13:42 EDT (#)
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How about I KICK YOU IN THE BALLS??? Would you like that Sally? A good KICK IN THE BALLS??? I've ben to Brum, you weren;t there! it's your turn to come to me now and accept your ball kicking like a man!
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Touché. Alright. Where is this 'Derby' place then? Some place 'oop north' no doubt. I'll bring a battered pigeon or whatever it is you barbarians eat.
And my balls are super dense. If you where to try and kick me in the balls the gravitational pull would crush you and your tiny feet to the size of an amoeba.
Seriously. Last person who tried was some douché named Stephen Hoking or something, I ruined his shit man.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-08-26 07:00:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-08-26 06:52:03 (#)
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nuts
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I'll kick you in the nuts!
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-08-26 06:59:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-08-26 06:41:37 (#)
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Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-08-26 06:26:58 (#)
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Rad has ulterior motives for buying Berty a pint.
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What would those be? Should I invest in a pair of lockable kevlar pants?
POCK, YOU WILL TRAVEL TO BIRMINGHAM/LONDON/OTHER PROPER PLACE AND LIKE IT!
Fucked if I'm going up north or wherever Derby is. Probably full ot ethnic minorities like the Scottish.
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How about I KICK YOU IN THE BALLS??? Would you like that Sally? A good KICK IN THE BALLS??? I've ben to Brum, you weren;t there! it's your turn to come to me now and accept your ball kicking like a man!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-26 06:57:08 EDT (#)
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I love to dip my bhatura in my masala
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-08-26 06:52:03 EDT (#)
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nuts
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-08-26 06:45:42 EDT (#)
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Oh, I see. Well it's just something Rad wrote, it's not like I wrote it or anything.
Rad, I can make you a honourary Englishman but I'll need to see you in person so as to annoint you with Chicken Tikka Masala and a pint of Mild. Then I can give you your special badge and a sticker.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-08-26 06:41:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-08-26 06:26:58 (#)
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Rad has ulterior motives for buying Berty a pint.
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What would those be? Should I invest in a pair of lockable kevlar pants?
POCK, YOU WILL TRAVEL TO BIRMINGHAM/LONDON/OTHER PROPER PLACE AND LIKE IT!
Fucked if I'm going up north or wherever Derby is. Probably full ot ethnic minorities like the Scottish.
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-08-26 06:26:58 EDT (#)
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Rad has ulterior motives for buying Berty a pint.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-26 06:13:13 EDT (#)
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BERTY IS STILL LYING
THERE ARE GLARING ERRORS IN HIS FORGERY
ID STILL PROBABLY BUY HIM A PINT.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-08-26 06:09:31 EDT (#)
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Alright I'll give you that one. Course I may not be attending. People should be visiting me in Derby cause it's easier to get here, then you can have a pint. Infact free pint for anyone who comes to visit me except Dervel.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-08-26 05:49:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-07-22 10:14:14 (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-07-22 10:07:51 (#)
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Fuck the guy, don't wanna make him a scapegoat or anything but I'll be damned if I'm not gonna feel positivity that the bastard got shot.
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In de-humanising him you de-value the basic civil rights that have been fought for hundreds of years. Yeah, he was misguided, yeah he was dangerous and yeah putting five holes in him may have been the only way to proceed but he's still a human being. He's got family and freinds, people who knew him and loved him. In the real world there is no such thing as a cardboard cut-out bad guy.
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You know what? You're absolutely right. The only reason I want to diagree with you is because it's in every human beings nature to find the best way to not look stupid.
option a)Stick to your guns, you can't possibly have been wrong- you've never been wrong before!
option b) say "I see you point but..." then casually work into the conversation that he was right all along.
I'm going to be different and vote option c) - I admit that I was completely wrong and you have quite eloquently proved me so.
*Hangs head in shame*
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Then I said:
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-07-22 10:37:41 (#)
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I'm going to be different and vote option c) - I admit that I was completely wrong and you have quite eloquently proved me so.
*Hangs head in shame*
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'S alright, just remember to buy me a pint in October mate.
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And Apollo said:
Submitted by Apollo88 (user info) at 2005-07-22 10:43:59 (#)
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Berty you are the most amazing bloke I've ever met. I've decided I'll name my firstborn after you
And Rad said:
Submitted by Rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-22 11:02:19 (#)
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Every day and in every way I like Berty more and more. Berty, can you make me an honourary Englishman? I'll buy you a pint if you do.
They're where more accolades but I'm really very modest so I won't list them here.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-08-26 05:41:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-08-26 05:38:46 (#)
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You're a big liar, a most amusing liar, but a liar all the same. I oughta to kick your ass, and then buy you a pint, that seems like sensible recompense.
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You can't kick my arse, it's my best feature.
And I am tottaly telling the truth, it was on that BelleBrown post. The one where she praied the police for gunning down that tourist.
Fucking tourists, violence is the only language they understand.
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You'll have to find the exact review and paste it here, otherwise no pint for you
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-08-26 05:38:46 EDT (#)
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You're a big liar, a most amusing liar, but a liar all the same. I oughta to kick your ass, and then buy you a pint, that seems like sensible recompense.
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You can't kick my arse, it's my best feature.
And I am tottaly telling the truth, it was on that BelleBrown post. The one where she praied the police for gunning down that tourist.
Fucking tourists, violence is the only language they understand.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-08-26 05:35:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-08-26 05:31:55 (#)
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Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-08-25 10:07:44 (#)
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I can never remember who I owe a pint to, is it you Berty? And don't just say yes because you want one.
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You do actually owe me a pint. Remeber after the London bombings? You where like OMG MY NEIGHBOURS ARE ASIAN, I'm GOING OVER THERE TO SET THEM ON FIRE!
And I said something like 'Chill out man'
and you where like 'cheers berty, if it wasn't for you I'd have set my neighbours 7 year old son on fire and that would have really ruined my reputation in the music industry. I owe you my life, I can sedate my sister and deliver her to you for your perverse pleasure.'
And I was like totally 'Dude, not neccesary. You can just buy me a pint instead.'
And you where like 'Berty is the man, you hear me motherbitches? He is THE MAN!'
And so you and Nath and Fabit and Merlina and everyone said they'd buy me a pint to reward me for my all round excellence.
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You're a big liar, a most amusing liar, but a liar all the same. I oughta to kick your ass, and then buy you a pint, that seems like sensible recompense.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-08-26 05:31:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-08-25 10:07:44 (#)
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I can never remember who I owe a pint to, is it you Berty? And don't just say yes because you want one.
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You do actually owe me a pint. Remeber after the London bombings? You where like OMG MY NEIGHBOURS ARE ASIAN, I'm GOING OVER THERE TO SET THEM ON FIRE!
And I said something like 'Chill out man'
and you where like 'cheers berty, if it wasn't for you I'd have set my neighbours 7 year old son on fire and that would have really ruined my reputation in the music industry. I owe you my life, I can sedate my sister and deliver her to you for your perverse pleasure.'
And I was like totally 'Dude, not neccesary. You can just buy me a pint instead.'
And you where like 'Berty is the man, you hear me motherbitches? He is THE MAN!'
And so you and Nath and Fabit and Merlina and everyone said they'd buy me a pint to reward me for my all round excellence.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-08-26 05:29:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-08-26 05:24:29 (#)
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U r teh seXXXy.
I would like to give you buttseks.
And a reach around.
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Is the reach around for love or money?
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-08-26 05:24:29 EDT (#)
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U r teh seXXXy.
I would like to give you buttseks.
And a reach around.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-08-26 05:19:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-26 04:58:58 (#)
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coley. not cindy.
(fucking c***y names)
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Cindy didn't even include me in her post of people she'd like to have sex with or whatever it was.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-08-26 05:18:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by coley (user info) at 2005-08-26 04:39:01 (#)
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maybe someday I should post again
wait
maybe not
my posts suck
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Go for it, as long as you're prepared to accept that the picture is supremely wolf-like and most pleasant on the eye.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-26 04:58:58 EDT (#)
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coley. not cindy.
(fucking c***y names)
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-26 04:58:02 EDT (#)
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Cindy is the Annie Wilkes to your Pock Sheldon.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2005-08-26 04:39:01 EDT (#)
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maybe someday I should post again
wait
maybe not
my posts suck
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2005-08-26 04:32:25 EDT (#)
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in "the talisman" that is
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2005-08-26 04:32:07 EDT (#)
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well, before I restate my position I must cement your opinion that I am your one and only superstalker after all.
That picture is AWESOME
and looks TOTALLY LIKE A WOLF
I like it, I really do.
No, really , I do. Dammit.
Do you read Stephen King? cause I keep thinking of Wolf
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-08-26 04:28:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by coley (user info) at 2005-08-26 04:15:27 (#)
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that's a cute picture and all, but looks nothing like a wolf; my own dog
looks more like a wolf and he's not at all
Oh well
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That's simply not true, and very hurtful. I'm sacking you as my stalker unless you take it back.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2005-08-26 04:15:27 EDT (#)
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that's a cute picture and all, but looks nothing like a wolf; my own dog
looks more like a wolf and he's not at all
Oh well
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2005-08-26 04:14:04 EDT (#)
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Mr Paul Wolfman are you being cheeky or do you not realize
that I was addressing Mr CYmbals in regards to the name comment? Cmon now
I may stalk you part time but I am not that serious with my ass-kissing.
I shall check suggested website now!
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-08-26 04:12:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by coley (user info) at 2005-08-26 04:07:43 (#)
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well good morning to you, thanks for the nonexistant pity regarding my ruined weekend (only 3 left til classes start again). Do you work? do you just look cool for a living with your mohawk and your drunk friends? That would be quite a job, eh...I just got home. Well, a few drinks ago. Phallic is just jealous; he wants camping on his post.
CMON PHALLIC
admit it
by the way I have always found your name clever, as I know it is obviously intended to be, but thought I ought to tell you that
I need a good book to read, any suggestions? (Catcher in the rye SUCKED)
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I could look good getting drunk with my friends for 16 hours of the day instead of just 8, heh. Is my name clever? I always found Paul rather dull, but I'll let my mum know you appreciate it. Fuck reading books, how dull... read this website instead www.wolfsweb.co.uk
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2005-08-26 04:07:43 EDT (#)
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well good morning to you, thanks for the nonexistant pity regarding my ruined weekend (only 3 left til classes start again). Do you work? do you just look cool for a living with your mohawk and your drunk friends? That would be quite a job, eh...I just got home. Well, a few drinks ago. Phallic is just jealous; he wants camping on his post.
CMON PHALLIC
admit it
by the way I have always found your name clever, as I know it is obviously intended to be, but thought I ought to tell you that
I need a good book to read, any suggestions? (Catcher in the rye SUCKED)
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-08-26 04:04:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by coley (user info) at 2005-08-26 03:58:30 (#)
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Are you working right now? what the fuck time is it? it's 1 AM here.
I cut out of work early. After 16 hrs, fuck that, I'm going home.
i was supposed to get up early to head off to a kickass 3 day camping and music
festival weekend. It got fucking canceled 3 hrs before the gates opened.
I got cheap beer.
POOR ME
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It's 9am here so I'm just starting to wake up. It's nice and quiet on the phones so I'm almost tempted to do a post. Almost.
Hey Phallic, I've only camped once on this post, the rest have all been conversations with various 'regulars', if you fancy a conversation on your latest I'll be happy to oblige, don't think of it as selling out, more as ensuring your masterpiece gets seen.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2005-08-26 04:02:52 EDT (#)
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Phallic I"M THE ONE FUCKING CAMPING
because MY CAMPING TRIP WAS CANCELLED and
what the fuck else am I supposed to do with this
tent and all this bottled water HUH
I had a green and purple feather boa I was gonna
wear again with my orange sunglasses
and my silver sleeves and the furry iridescent hairy
multicolored cape and the silver sequined headband..
AND NOW I CAN'T
DAMMIT
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-08-26 03:58:49 EDT (#)
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STOP CAMPING ON YOUR CUNT POST. EVERYTIME I GET ON IT'S "Mememememe last reviewed by mrwolf 2 minutes ago" JEEBUS i think i burst a vein in my knob in irritation.
+2 for making me yell.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2005-08-26 03:58:30 EDT (#)
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Are you working right now? what the fuck time is it? it's 1 AM here.
I cut out of work early. After 16 hrs, fuck that, I'm going home.
i was supposed to get up early to head off to a kickass 3 day camping and music
festival weekend. It got fucking canceled 3 hrs before the gates opened.
I got cheap beer.
POOR ME
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-08-26 03:47:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by coley (user info) at 2005-08-26 03:40:49 (#)
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Y'know, it's obvious I'm always on here too fucking late for everyone else. Even people in completely different, much more easternly (is that a word?) time zones..
yet I try so hard..wait for a response..
I'M PATHETIC
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I'm here... it's all work work work for me.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2005-08-26 03:40:49 EDT (#)
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Y'know, it's obvious I'm always on here too fucking late for everyone else. Even people in completely different, much more easternly (is that a word?) time zones..
yet I try so hard..wait for a response..
I'M PATHETIC
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2005-08-26 03:37:04 EDT (#)
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I'm like that kid sister that's always tagging along, wiping snot on my sleeve
CMON GUYS I WANNA BE BRITISH TOO CMON JUST THIS ONCE
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-08-25 11:14:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-25 10:56:54 (#)
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I do, I do. Too bad you're british :(
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I still know how to french kiss.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-25 10:56:54 EDT (#)
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I do, I do. Too bad you're british :(
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-08-25 10:49:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-25 10:16:47 (#)
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OHMYGOD, EURODECADENTTRASH!
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Thanks buddy... you love me, you really love me.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-25 10:16:47 EDT (#)
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OHMYGOD, EURODECADENTTRASH!
Submitted by Arthur_Dent (user info) at 2005-08-25 10:15:37 EDT (#)
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When is it?
If it is a reasonable day I will come, not like a tuesday or some shit like that.
AND IT WAS WORK YOU CHEEKY MONKEY.
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2005-08-25 10:15:13 EDT (#)
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We need more rock gods here, like, oh, I'dknow, Mr. Woolf! Rock the Casbah. I want you, to want, me.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-08-25 10:07:44 EDT (#)
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I can never remember who I owe a pint to, is it you Berty? And don't just say yes because you want one.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-08-25 09:58:21 EDT (#)
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Ok, I'm on. You better not spit in my eye in your excitment though.
The Square Peg alright? Or would you like to go somewhere a little more upmarket, like pigeon park with a bottle of cider?
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-08-25 09:11:27 EDT (#)
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Berty, Berty, Berty... only if you tickle me under my chin... and promise not to buy me a drink.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-08-25 09:03:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-08-25 08:48:07 (#)
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I would invite the one known as Apollo, but he'd only pull out at the last minute with excuses of work and such. I couldn't bear the heartache again.
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Seeing as I live in Birmingham and everything, can I come?
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-08-25 08:48:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I would invite the one known as Apollo, but he'd only pull out at the last minute with excuses of work and such. I couldn't bear the heartache again.
<wink>
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-08-25 08:00:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-08-25 06:24:37 (#)
Ranking: 2
yes, invite me.
I am going to wear a pink t-shirt and everything.
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ATTN GHEY MENZ!!11!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-08-25 06:24:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yes, invite me.
I am going to wear a pink t-shirt and everything.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-08-25 06:18:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-08-25 05:43:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
Derkel's in Brum this month or next for a few beers and lunch... It'd be great to see you too.
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That sounds nice. I've got 4 days between my current job and my new job starting on the 7th when I'm free, let me know the date, invite apollo and I can come slap him with a kipper.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-08-25 06:12:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-08-25 05:43:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
Derkel's in Brum this month or next for a few beers and lunch... It'd be great to see you too. """
where's my invite, whore?
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-08-25 05:43:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Derkel's in Brum this month or next for a few beers and lunch... It'd be great to see you too.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-08-25 05:38:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
no, you are getting confused as usual.
Aunty-Apollo is a rake thin woman who smokes too much and smells of wee.
Or 'Wolfs' bird' as she is known.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-08-25 05:24:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-08-25 05:15:46 (#)
Ranking: 2
yes, it's more stoaty than weasley coley. Good point.
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I've just not got a bloaty head that's all, I am the anti-apollo
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-08-25 05:15:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yes, it's more stoaty than weasley coley. Good point.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-08-25 04:59:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2005-08-25 04:21:24 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-08-22 06:32:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2005-08-22 06:09:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
Goodnight my foreign friends.
P.S. thanks to tuesday I just watched that "aicha" video for the first time ever, and don't understand why anyone loved it OR hated it. Who cares?
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'Cause it was about some bird in a red dress being chased and sodomised in a field.
But is it art?
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WHAT?
APparently I watched a different video than YOU did, Sir Berty.
and Wolfie, you are cute, not in a weaselly way either.
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I knew I was, but try telling that to these egg heads!
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2005-08-25 04:21:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-08-22 06:32:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2005-08-22 06:09:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
Goodnight my foreign friends.
P.S. thanks to tuesday I just watched that "aicha" video for the first time ever, and don't understand why anyone loved it OR hated it. Who cares?
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'Cause it was about some bird in a red dress being chased and sodomised in a field.
But is it art?
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WHAT?
APparently I watched a different video than YOU did, Sir Berty.
and Wolfie, you are cute, not in a weaselly way either.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-08-24 05:58:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-08-23 10:20:19 (#)
Ranking: 2
No he isn't.
he flies into a rage if he gets less than perfect twos.
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He speaks the truth.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-08-23 12:39:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
British drama vs American drama
somehow, yours is more entertaining...
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-08-23 10:20:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-08-23 10:15:05 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2005-08-23 10:02:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice one.
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Good now go and fix your rating of my latest post! kidding. """
no he isn't.
he flies into a rage if he gets less than perfect twos.
mrs pock is due for a kicking tonight unless you sort it......
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-08-23 10:15:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2005-08-23 10:02:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice one.
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Good now go and fix your rating of my latest post! kidding.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-08-23 10:07:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm not funny?
I find that very difficult to believe.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2005-08-23 10:02:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice one.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-08-23 10:01:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-08-23 09:40:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
true pock, true.
remember when Dervel used to be funny?
Me either.
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Who told you Dervel was funny?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-08-23 09:40:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
true pock, true.
remember when Dervel used to be funny?
Me either.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-08-23 08:58:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, in that case.
Poor form old chap.
I forgive you though.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-08-23 08:56:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't think us English folk are as uptight is why. I think if we posted something outrageously wrong all the brits would '0' it and say "Poor form old chap" and then forgive you.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-08-23 08:51:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i've already posted a picture of my purple bollocks.
No shit storm at all ensued.
AJ sent me the pictures of urbane's cunt.
Should I post them for the 'crack' ?
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-08-23 08:33:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No. That wouldn't be very nice.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-08-23 08:28:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-08-23 08:23:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
No.
Because:
1: Gay.
2: Ghey.
3: You'll get jealous.
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How about I just photoshop your head onto some ghey buttsecks pic and post that? Then can we have some British Uberdrama? That's all I really want is to be like the Americans.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-08-23 08:23:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No.
Because:
1: Gay.
2: Ghey.
3: You'll get jealous.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-08-23 08:21:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-08-23 08:06:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-08-23 07:16:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
Dervel is continuously sending me unsolicited pictures of himself in various poses pock.
They revolt me.
Somtimes I can barely squeeze out a fifth wank.
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Yes but they're private, don't you ever post them on t'internet.
I'd hate to have to cause a big scene, and scream and yell and cry and sell my account and mumble on about christians.
Then repeat ad nausium.
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ha ha ha... If I send you my naked pictures and post them I'll post the ones you send me, that way we can both get a shit load of attention and three posts on most heated on one day, what do you reckon? I'll show you mine if you show me yours!
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-08-23 08:06:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-08-23 07:16:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
Dervel is continuously sending me unsolicited pictures of himself in various poses pock.
They revolt me.
Somtimes I can barely squeeze out a fifth wank.
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Yes but they're private, don't you ever post them on t'internet.
I'd hate to have to cause a big scene, and scream and yell and cry and sell my account and mumble on about christians.
Then repeat ad nausium.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-08-23 07:51:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-23 07:48:45 (#)
Ranking: 2
Love the band pictures...Hope to get to drink a bunch of scotch with you blokes someday.
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If you're ever in England mate then give us a shout and I promise to get you absolutely wrecked.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-23 07:48:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Love the band pictures...Hope to get to drink a bunch of scotch with you blokes someday.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-23 07:37:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WHO?? WHO IS THIS ABOUT? WHY WON'T ANYONE TELL ME WHO THIS POST IS ABOUT?
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2005-08-23 07:33:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nicely done
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-08-23 07:31:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That's because he's a two timing god damned slut.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-08-23 07:16:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dervel is continuously sending me unsolicited pictures of himself in various poses pock.
They revolt me.
Somtimes I can barely squeeze out a fifth wank.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-08-23 06:57:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-08-23 06:35:35 (#)
Ranking: 0
A Dervel in it's natural state is a rare catch on camera indeed.
Well spotted young wolf!
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You should get him to send you his "sulky" picture. tis undeniably funny.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-08-23 06:56:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-08-23 04:51:25 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-08-21 16:13:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
your friends look like retards.
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Especially that Dervel.
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OUTRAGE!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-08-23 06:35:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
A Dervel in it's natural state is a rare catch on camera indeed.
Well spotted young wolf!
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-08-23 04:51:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-08-21 16:13:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
your friends look like retards.
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Especially that Dervel.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-08-22 11:25:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-08-22 08:40:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-08-20 16:13:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
You're kinda cute, in a weaselly sort of way.
Did whoever end up in the hospital over the stabbing? Because that shit looks like it could have gotten very bad very quickly.
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Forgot to answer this...
Thankyou you're kinda complimentary in a mildly insulting sort of way. And yes, Adam wound up in the hospital, apparently he would have bled to death if Tom had got him an inch to the left. He walked/hopped all the way to the hospital too. What a guy.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-08-22 08:36:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-08-22 06:28:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
w00t!11!!!!, as the US GI's used to say in vietnam.
Congratulations on being a member of this silly forum, watching your arse grow and your life inexorably trickling away. Well done on surviving having that massive thug for a mate, well done for not falling over whilst living life 'to the max' in a rock 'n' roll fashion.
Commiserations on you ghey 'air, mine's gotta be at least five or six times gheyer so (in the words of Jesus Christ, our lord) check on motherfukka, you have a twa'!
Seriously though, I think we all appreciate just how great The Pockster really is and were it not for the difficulties of distance, we'd all be bringing him our wives, lovers, daughters, mothers, grannys, etc... to give him a ready supply of puunani on this most great of days.
Looking forward to meeting you in October (what with you owing me a pint and everything)
Berty
The Man Behind the Hair
(As the actress said to the priest)
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That's sweet man, thanks a lot. If only it could be my uberverssary everyday!...
Nice speech, thanks, shame we're not all mega pissed with alcohol to toast me with and stuff. God I wish I was drunk.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-08-22 06:59:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
stab
stab
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-08-22 06:32:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2005-08-22 06:09:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
Goodnight my foreign friends.
P.S. thanks to tuesday I just watched that "aicha" video for the first time ever, and don't understand why anyone loved it OR hated it. Who cares?
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'Cause it was about some bird in a red dress being chased and sodomised in a field.
But is it art?
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-22 06:29:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good stuff.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-08-22 06:28:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
w00t!11!!!!, as the US GI's used to say in vietnam.
Congratulations on being a member of this silly forum, watching your arse grow and your life inexorably trickling away. Well done on surviving having that massive thug for a mate, well done for not falling over whilst living life 'to the max' in a rock 'n' roll fashion.
Commiserations on you ghey 'air, mine's gotta be at least five or six times gheyer so (in the words of Jesus Christ, our lord) check on motherfukka, you have a twa'!
Seriously though, I think we all appreciate just how great The Pockster really is and were it not for the difficulties of distance, we'd all be bringing him our wives, lovers, daughters, mothers, grannys, etc... to give him a ready supply of puunani on this most great of days.
Looking forward to meeting you in October (what with you owing me a pint and everything)
Berty
The Man Behind the Hair
(As the actress said to the priest)
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-08-22 06:23:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-08-22 06:18:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
yes, you are quite correct.
Although my complexion as a teenager was as flawless as it is now.
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If your face didn't have a flaw then what does the small populace stand on?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-08-22 06:18:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yes, you are quite correct.
Although my complexion as a teenager was as flawless as it is now.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-08-22 06:11:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2005-08-22 06:09:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
Goodnight my foreign friends.
P.S. thanks to tuesday I just watched that "aicha" video for the first time ever, and don't understand why anyone loved it OR hated it. Who cares?
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I have no idea what you just said.
Sleep well my friend
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2005-08-22 06:09:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Goodnight my foreign friends.
P.S. thanks to tuesday I just watched that "aicha" video for the first time ever, and don't understand why anyone loved it OR hated it. Who cares?
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-08-22 06:07:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-08-22 05:59:26 (#)
Ranking: 2
but not as much damage as the smell wafting from prick hoooobert's 'bandmates'
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It doesn't even sound like my name anymore, but I'll let that be because I find the size of your head threatening, when you were a spotty teenager did they stage the moon landing on your face?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-08-22 05:59:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
but not as much damage as the smell wafting from prick hoooobert's 'bandmates'
Submitted by Arthur_Dent (user info) at 2005-08-22 05:58:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
One should be very careful about discussing apollo's head at all.
Even the mention of his head causes it to quiver slightly.
Even that minute a movement could lead to lasting damage to the ozone layer.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2005-08-22 05:50:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"cleared your garden", eh?
Make sure you dry it all thouroughly before trying to smoke it.
Er...
yeah.
And I advise against asking Apollo to "move his head"; I think every time he touches it a hungry hungry hippo drowns.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-08-22 05:42:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2005-08-22 05:31:40 (#)
Ranking: 2
Dervel the whirling dervish certainly knows that I am of less questionable intellect...
let's camp.
I'll start by saying that I have decided that my new temporary hobby (until classes start in 2 weeks) is to enter every free contest I find in all the trashy magazines I read.
Now tell me something new about you.
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I cleared my garden. That's new... Boring, but new.
Hey apollo, can you move your head? I can't see my post.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2005-08-22 05:31:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dervel the whirling dervish certainly knows that I am of less questionable intellect...
let's camp.
I'll start by saying that I have decided that my new temporary hobby (until classes start in 2 weeks) is to enter every free contest I find in all the trashy magazines I read.
Now tell me something new about you.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-08-22 05:24:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
<ejaculates>
You've been here a year? Wow, good job n00b.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-08-22 05:23:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2005-08-22 05:08:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
Yay again for Wolf.
I think I subconsciously like you because I like wolves. And people who call themselves "mister". And I'm a Stephen King fan, and Wolf in the Talisman was a great guy, er, animal, and I cried when..ohh nevermind I can't ruin the story. Plus you are from a foreign land and have a mohawk.
Plus two for all those things combined.
My 2-year uberevearsdfsadfjsadary just passed; I didn't notice til I just checked.
Oh well, my posts are crap anyhow!
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See Dervel, a person of less questionable intelect.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-08-22 05:22:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-08-22 04:56:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
Hmmm, that's my "victorious pose number 3".
It must have been taken shortly after I wrestled that escaped lion, rescued those two orphans from the red river hog enclosure and talked the zebras out of going on hunger strike whilst simultaneously being crowned king by the meerkats.
What a guy. Smoke me a kipper etcetera.
You should have included that photo of you being bitten by the lemur. It being your biggest achievement to date.
Loser.
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Ah yes the "victorious I've just pooed in my pants" pose. That of course being your greatest achievement to date.
Gimp.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2005-08-22 05:08:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yay again for Wolf.
I think I subconsciously like you because I like wolves. And people who call themselves "mister". And I'm a Stephen King fan, and Wolf in the Talisman was a great guy, er, animal, and I cried when..ohh nevermind I can't ruin the story. Plus you are from a foreign land and have a mohawk.
Plus two for all those things combined.
My 2-year uberevearsdfsadfjsadary just passed; I didn't notice til I just checked.
Oh well, my posts are crap anyhow!
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-08-22 04:56:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hmmm, that's my "victorious pose number 3".
It must have been taken shortly after I wrestled that escaped lion, rescued those two orphans from the red river hog enclosure and talked the zebras out of going on hunger strike whilst simultaneously being crowned king by the meerkats.
What a guy. Smoke me a kipper etcetera.
You should have included that photo of you being bitten by the lemur. It being your biggest achievement to date.
Loser.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-08-22 04:24:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-08-20 16:15:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
Everything you ever wanted to know about mrwolf
User id: 11450
Registered on or around: 2004-08-20 05:33:25
# Messages posted: 77
# Reviews written: 4333
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 4160
# Hits: 70009
Average rating of all messages: 1.57
There ya go. Merry Uberversary.
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Yes yes yes, thankyou!!!!! 70,000 hits exactly a year on. Sweet.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-08-22 01:29:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Everything you ever wanted to know about Stevie_Wonder
Loser id: BRAILLE
Registered on or around: THEY'RE ARE BLACK PEOPLE ON THIS SITE???
# Messages posted: NONE, HE'S BLIND
# Reviews written: SEE ABOVE
# Times these posts have been reviewed : SIGH... SEE ABOVE..
# Hits: NONE WHATSOEVER, HIS MUSIC IS SHIT
Average rating of all messages: BILLBOARD TOP 50
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-08-22 01:19:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good for you MrHibbert, you're one of uber's truly decent people, and you're even english...
DID.
YOU.
KNOW.
There was this one time, at Band Camp, that I was in a battle of the bands... well, more of a fight, with Audioslave and Rufus Wainwright? We were playing poker with Stevie Wonder and I accused him of looking at my cards and he just smiled at me with his stupid poker-face and it really pissed me off so I called him a stupid smiley bastardface and Rufus said dude that's not neccessary man and I said fuck you Rufus you're dad was in Mash and then Chris Cornell said let's smash these fuckers and I said which fuckers and he was pointing at someone else across the room I think it may have been Boyz to Men and it was then that Stevie Wonder called me an arsehat and I called Henry Rollins his mum and it just snowballed from there into a brouhaha. My tummies sore..
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-08-22 00:54:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
-2 DIE Beeeyotch.
-Dave
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-08-21 16:13:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
your friends look like retards.
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-08-21 15:10:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A whole year...
Submitted by GaidinCanuck (user info) at 2005-08-21 12:12:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Congrats. :)
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-21 05:50:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
POCK'S BIRFDAY!
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2005-08-21 05:22:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2
happyversary
yay WOLF
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-21 02:55:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
who are you, again?
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-08-20 22:24:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-08-20 17:35:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you rock!
Submitted by Hirilnara (user info) at 2005-08-20 17:09:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy uberversary! I would think up something witty, but I'm not
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-08-20 16:47:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mrwolf in women's clothing. My fantasy has finally become reality.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-08-20 16:15:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Everything you ever wanted to know about mrwolf
User id: 11450
Registered on or around: 2004-08-20 05:33:25
# Messages posted: 77
# Reviews written: 4333
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 4160
# Hits: 70009
Average rating of all messages: 1.57
There ya go. Merry Uberversary.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-08-20 16:13:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're kinda cute, in a weaselly sort of way.
Did whoever end up in the hospital over the stabbing? Because that shit looks like it could have gotten very bad very quickly.
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2005-08-20 15:44:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
self-indulgence. woo!
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-08-20 15:02:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Somebody please camp this post!!! If I get another 67 hits then I've made 70,000 on my uberversarry!
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2005-08-20 14:21:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
<3
..this would be a better review if I wasn't in such a shitty mood.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-08-20 13:52:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Its been a year well wasted.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-08-20 13:34:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Matt!! hahahahahahaha
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-20 13:02:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What a great post! Happy Uberversary!
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2005-08-20 12:47:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I got drunk and won a battle of the bands. After I sobered up a little, I realized the concert was in my bathroom.
And my audience was a toilet filled with goldfish.
And I was playing a plunger.
...... I don't think there was a Battle of the Bands.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-08-20 12:37:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hmm... needs more +2s
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-08-20 12:35:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's all about YOU, isn't it?!
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-08-20 12:11:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-08-20 12:05:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
Who let you out of my wardrobe, and who the hell are those sexy devils? Mr. Tumnus will not be happy.
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a narnia reference...old skewl.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-08-20 12:10:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cooooool! This was awesome on many different levels!
Yay You!
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-08-20 12:08:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-08-20 12:05:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Who let you out of my wardrobe, and who the hell are those sexy devils? Mr. Tumnus will not be happy.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-08-20 12:00:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-08-20 11:59:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AHhhh best uberversary post i've seen. Dervel looks like a kind gentleman suitor that takes out whores for a night of dancing. If I ever come to England, or Japan, whatever it is, I'm going to get drunk and kill you so that our souls can combine and transform into a soul that looks like a monster truck. That is a threat.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-08-20 11:59:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I guess Uberversary is the one time its appropriate to rate the poster not the post.