Important info about women you NEED to know. (1277 hits)
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Submitted by jimthefiend <jimthefiend.at.jim-the-fiend.com> (View user info) at 2005-08-20 13:18:57 EDT
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-05 19:43:42 EDT (#)
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how'd i miss this gem?
Submitted by Lunch_Pail (user info) at 2005-08-21 16:53:08 EDT (#)
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good one
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-08-21 16:37:17 EDT (#)
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i'm sorry. i realize that insult was only an attempt to make my shallow self feel better about my ridiculously bored existence.
my bad.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-08-21 16:29:15 EDT (#)
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Ok, that was nasty.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-08-21 16:26:27 EDT (#)
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it's okay, forensic girl...you can still plug jim's ass with your nose.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-08-21 16:16:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-08-21 16:00:10 (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-08-20 13:38:09 (#)
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If you think Jim didn't do this, then post the link to the original.
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uhh, you can buy this on gift cards in the local newsagents.
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Ok. I haven't seen those.
Sorry
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-08-21 16:00:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-08-20 13:38:09 (#)
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If you think Jim didn't do this, then post the link to the original.
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uhh, you can buy this on gift cards in the local newsagents.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-08-20 23:40:41 EDT (#)
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jim didn't write it.
scroll down on http://www.geocities.com/gthaliath/mm/MMno230-2006.htm
or http://spaces.msn.com/members/wolfden1975/Blog/cns!1pgs2HSjnenu6W8f5MM_WmGg!531.entry
or http://www.stevenwillingale.com/fun/women.htm
or http://www.suite101.com/discussion.cfm/investing/65494/latest/2035#message_4
i could go on...
check this out: http://www.google.com
welcome to teh intraweb
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-08-20 23:19:11 EDT (#)
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common ore! HAHAHAHAHA
oh, that was BAD...
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-08-20 23:10:18 EDT (#)
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4 shit posts in one day make me want to beat you until you piss blood.
nevermind, the one about vulvas sister was pretty good.
i still want to beat you, though.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-08-20 22:59:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-20 17:37:05 (#)
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UniBong, you're as transparent as the slide they put my gfs last pap smear on.
But all that aside. You fucking suck. lol
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HAR HAR COZ ur AWEsomE! U MISSPELLEED My naME!@!!!1
LOLzZ0ooRZ!!!U LIKE Ur JOKEs So MUCH u LAUgh AT tehm>??!!!1111??
I LAUGHf!!!!!! Ur 2 FunNey!!!1!!!11!
I LIEK HOW FUNNEY IT IS TAHT U anD Meh BOTH LAUGHF AT Ur JokES!!!!
you forgot one more thing that can prove your worth...the :)
LOLZORZZZZ!!!!11OMGOMGOMFGLOLROFLLMAIO!!!!!!11!!!
i never heard 'transparent' as an insult in this context. please enlighten me as to what you mean because i'm sure we'd all like to know. Just what exactly do you see when you look through me?
HAR HAR UR LIEK A PIECE OF GLASS, UNIBONGZORZ! I CAN SEE STUFF THATZ BEHIND YOU!!!!!!!!!
*shoots self for even replying to your attempts at an insult*
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-20 17:37:05 EDT (#)
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UniBong, you're as transparent as the slide they put my gfs last pap smear on.
But all that aside. You fucking suck. lol
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-08-20 17:32:24 EDT (#)
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oh, it's jim.
*sigh*
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-08-20 17:31:26 EDT (#)
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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!
i didn't think I'd been here very long on uber but I've certainly noticed a change from just a few months ago...
too many new people posting shit that was funny in my email inbox in 1998.
Fucking shoot yourself, we've all seen this shit before.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-20 17:28:22 EDT (#)
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Turkey on wheat. With some colby cheese and doritos on the side. Glass of 2% milk.
Thanks Doll. You rock. Hand me that remote while you're up.
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-08-20 17:25:03 EDT (#)
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Oh, ok.
Beef and tomato, or cheese and ham?
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-20 17:22:32 EDT (#)
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Stin hon.
I called you a slut out of love.
Don't take it seriously.
Now shut the fuck up whore and go make me a sammich.
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-08-20 17:18:30 EDT (#)
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I'm not a slut, and I've read the thread thankyou.
If you produced it originally, then why not include all of it on the admittedly very pretty chart you drew above? I'm sorry, but I find it kind of hard to believe that you wrote everything funny that we've seen in our inboxes over the years.
The rating I gave (I've seen better) was more than fair based on the possibility of plagerism and the fact that whether you wrote it or not, it's old humour.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-08-20 17:13:26 EDT (#)
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Nice atomic mass.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-20 16:54:47 EDT (#)
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shut the fuck up stin you slut and read the thread
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-08-20 16:51:09 EDT (#)
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Too true
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-08-20 16:28:16 EDT (#)
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I received it in my inbox on April 15th 2003, with more substance.
It's THAT old.
For balance:
ELEMENT :
Man
SYMBOL :
Ma
QUANTITIVE :
Accepted at 7 inches though known to be as small as 4 inches.
DISCOVERER :
Eve (discovered by accident when she had a craving for ribs)
OCCURRENCE :
Often found near dual element Wo, usually in high concentrations surrounding a
perfect Wo specimen.
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:
1) surface is often covered with hair; bristly in some areas, soft in others.
2) boils when inconvenienced, freezes when faced with Logic and Common Sense,
melts when treated properly.
3) can cause headaches
4) tends to fall into very low energy state directly after reaction with Wo
5) gains considerable mass and loses reactive nature, as specimen ages
6) specimens can be found in various states ranging from deeply sensitive to
extremely thick.
7) often damaged as a direct result of unlucky reaction with polluted form of
the Wo common ore.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
1) all forms desire reaction with Wo, even when no further reaction is
possible.
2) may react with several Wo isotopes in a short period under extremly
favorable conditions.
3) most powerful embittering and aggravating agent known to Wo.
4) usually willing to react with whatever is available.
5) will be fairly inert and repellant to most other elements when saturated
with alcohol.
6) is repelled by most common household appliances and cleansers.
7) is repelled by small children in diapers, particularly those of the
malodorous variety.
8) is neutral to common courtesy and fairness.
STORAGE:
1) best results near 18 for high reaction rate, 25-35 for favorable reaction
style.
USES:
1) heavy boxes, top shelves, long walks late at night, free dinners for Wo.
2) can be used in recreational activities.
TESTS:
1) pure specimen will rarely reveal purity
2) reacted specimens broadcast information on many wavelengths.
CAUTION:
1) may react extremely violently when another Ma interferes with reaction to a
particular Wo specimen.
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-08-20 16:24:07 EDT (#)
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Not like this is old or anything.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-20 14:13:17 EDT (#)
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yeah jimthefiend99
i keep forgetting passwords
yahoo is SO much cooler
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-20 14:07:17 EDT (#)
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You have an AIM handle?
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-20 14:06:26 EDT (#)
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Not bad, not bad at all.
Interesting article as well.
Easy read for even the most inept carpet muncher.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2005-08-20 14:00:16 EDT (#)
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Har har har
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-20 13:59:42 EDT (#)
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Not currently, no.
It'll come though.
I feel like UTTER shit.
Insert Schlongless saying "well you smell like shit sally" here.
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-08-20 13:54:52 EDT (#)
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You speak the truth, my friend.
Still hacking up lungs?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-08-20 13:54:36 EDT (#)
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Glad to hear it. Keep taking it easy and holler at me later if you get bored.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-20 13:53:11 EDT (#)
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Im getting there.
Having a good day, got out and got some things done.
Submitted by supadupapupa (user info) at 2005-08-20 13:52:42 EDT (#)
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tough crowd, this one ain't bad jim
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-08-20 13:51:53 EDT (#)
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Feeling better dear?
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-20 13:49:43 EDT (#)
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I KNOW it's method s-fag.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-20 13:48:33 EDT (#)
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be sure and check out my STELLAR fucking article on pussy licking.
http://www.jim-the-fiend.com/ppp/
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-20 13:48:09 EDT (#)
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You know it isn't me. Why the fuck would I go back and give you a -2athon with an alter?
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-20 13:46:51 EDT (#)
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dont be stupid s-fag.
so which one of you cretins owns the alter "fluff"
its either method or s-fag.
my money is on method.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-20 13:45:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-20 13:42:25 (#)
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s-fag, im sure youve gotten LOTS of my crap in your inbox over the years, you should know by now ive been around a while and have a tad bit of creativity.
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How would I know that you have creativity? This would be the first time that you have demonstrated it, if it is your work.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-20 13:42:25 EDT (#)
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s-fag, im sure youve gotten LOTS of my crap in your inbox over the years, you should know by now ive been around a while and have a tad bit of creativity.
I started the whole "there is no candy in this mans van" thingy too.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-20 13:41:58 EDT (#)
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I guess there really isn't anyway to prove that you did or didn't do it, is there?
Therefore, I'm going to go with my gut instinct which says that you didn't.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-20 13:40:38 EDT (#)
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Ive got one for men, mothers in law, girlfriends, doritos and i think ninetendo
on a cd somewhere. ill dig em out
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-20 13:40:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-08-20 13:38:09 (#)
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If you think Jim didn't do this, then post the link to the original.
Seriously, this was clever and all in good fun.
Of course, in the interests of fair play, now one needs to be done for men. :D
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I received this in my inbox. That is why I asked how long ago he did it.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-08-20 13:38:09 EDT (#)
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If you think Jim didn't do this, then post the link to the original.
Seriously, this was clever and all in good fun.
Of course, in the interests of fair play, now one needs to be done for men. :D
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-20 13:37:56 EDT (#)
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sorryyy
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-20 13:37:05 EDT (#)
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98
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-20 13:36:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2005-08-20 13:25:07 (#)
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I'd never seen it and I almost cracked a smile. The creator of this had tons of potential and failed to realize it. "
I did a whole series of those actually.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-20 13:35:32 EDT (#)
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When did you do it? The answer to that will indicate whether you are bullshitting or not.
Until then, I don't believe you did it.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-20 13:35:28 EDT (#)
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oops
I just fucked up.
For a second there, I actually talked to Method like he was a HUMAN and not a pile of maggot ridden cat shit.
My bad, won't happen again.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-08-20 13:35:23 EDT (#)
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I don't go green in the presence of a superior specimen....I just go inert. Stand me next to Angelina Jolie and I would turn into a statue.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-20 13:32:46 EDT (#)
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Im positive I didnt steal it method.
You should have seen some of my work on fugly.com
GENIUS
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-20 13:31:47 EDT (#)
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I'll come back and +2 this if you made it yourself.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-08-20 13:28:26 EDT (#)
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I thought it was funny.
C'mon folks, you're slamming him now just because he's him.
"common ore"....that was punny indeed.
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2005-08-20 13:25:07 EDT (#)
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I'd never seen it and I almost cracked a smile. The creator of this had tons of potential and failed to realize it.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2005-08-20 13:24:58 EDT (#)
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Well..... it's new to me, AND it's mildly amusing.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-08-20 13:24:19 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-08-20 13:23:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-08-20 13:21:07 (#)
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IM SURE YOU DIDNT STEAL THIS FROM ANYWHERE
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i'll vouch for him. i was at his place when he photoshopped it. pretty crafty with the ol' mouse.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-08-20 13:21:07 EDT (#)
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IM SURE YOU DIDNT STEAL THIS FROM ANYWHERE