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Rating: 0.12 on 46 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Zoidberg (View user info) at 2005-08-21 04:22:20 EDT


I am not driving to Mcdonalds Gary.

Im fucking HIGH. The ride over here was hard enough but now you're bitching about McDonalds? Yes Gary Im typing everything we're saying and then im going to submit it.


No FUCK YOU and your mother, cunt.


yeah i asid that

stoned fuckers everywhere. the roads are murder

yeah you're just pissed cuz Im typing everything we say
yeah I tapyed that too

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Submitted by Axtumanu (user info) at 2005-11-08 23:43:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuck you for being stoned while I'm not.

Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-10-26 02:37:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

you know, Zoidberg, i really think this may be your single funniest post. strange how things turn out, eh?

Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-10-01 08:44:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Oh dear God.

You answered my question: There is such thing as smoking too much weed.







Side note: Go to McDonald's you pussy. If you can't drive high, you deserve what becomes of you.

Submitted by Captain_Lurk (user info) at 2005-09-28 22:23:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by fallenangel (user info) at 2005-09-25 17:11:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

*sigh* If you're going to make a high post at least make it entertaining.

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-09-25 16:59:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Ahahahaha.

Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-09-25 16:44:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

G_d im still so embarrassed about this

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-09-25 02:12:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

haha

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-09-25 01:58:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hahaha

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2005-09-25 01:28:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2005-09-23 14:43:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

still funny the second time around.

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-21 11:12:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

CUNT!!

Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-08-22 21:57:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-21 13:24:38 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-08-21 11:49:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-21 09:56:56 (#)
Ranking: 0
If I wrote this you'd be straight there with a -2.
***
that's because you're fat, retarded, and European.
---

I consider myself British rather than European.
***

see point number two...

Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-08-22 09:29:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I had a friend named Gary. He hated his name so much that he made everyone call him Todd. Frankly, I'm not sure that Todd is that much better than Gary.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-08-21 22:42:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

We've all been there a time or two. I thought it was
funny as hell.

Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-08-21 22:19:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

no gary is my straight friend who smoked me out for my first time in 2 years last night


lol I cant believe I posted this shit

Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-08-21 22:17:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I am so red faced

yeesh

Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-08-21 22:17:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

omg when did I write this?

Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2005-08-21 21:34:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Gary is a crappy name.

Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-08-21 18:18:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-08-21 11:48:59 (#)
Ranking: 2

This should be a -2, but I found it funny.

Plus, I am going to watch the Family Guy movie high later today.








hahahahahAAHAHAHAHAH I HAVE JST BEEN TO THE PROMISELD LAND AND BACK!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ASF
ASDFSAD
F

SDFDSFF
SDF
SDF
WA
EFW
FE
WEF

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-08-21 15:42:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Shroom (user info) at 2005-08-21 13:48:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

is Gary your own personal doctor that gives your nice, big, beef injections in the ass every night?

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-21 13:24:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-08-21 11:49:39 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-21 09:56:56 (#)
Ranking: 0
If I wrote this you'd be straight there with a -2.
***

that's because you're fat, retarded, and European.

---

I consider myself British rather than European.

Submitted by EvolvedChicken (user info) at 2005-08-21 13:13:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Let the stoners have their food. They get hungry.

Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-08-21 12:21:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

oh fuck
when did I post this?

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-08-21 12:18:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Why can't Gary just drive his damn self to McDonalds?!

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-08-21 12:18:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

fuck you...he just wants a cheeseburger.

get your lazy ass in the car.

Submitted by dirtycyberdawg (user info) at 2005-08-21 12:11:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

DIE

Submitted by Shifty (user info) at 2005-08-21 12:07:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-08-21 12:06:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

OMG!!! You know Gary?!!!

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-21 11:58:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I've seen worse

Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-08-21 11:49:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-21 09:56:56 (#)
Ranking: 0
If I wrote this you'd be straight there with a -2.
***

that's because you're fat, retarded, and European.

Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-08-21 11:48:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This should be a -2, but I found it funny.

Plus, I am going to watch the Family Guy movie high later today.

Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-08-21 11:42:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-08-21 11:06:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Cannabis Canterbury Tales.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-21 10:04:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

True that.

+0 only beacuse I want to touch zoidy in the worst way.

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-21 09:56:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

If I wrote this you'd be straight there with a -2.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-21 09:44:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Everytime I see MANICMOTHER online my heart goes pitter-pat

-- Homer Simpson
Another Simpsons Rad Clip Show

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-21 09:30:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh, cruel fate. Why do you mock me?

-- Homer Simpson
Bart the Daredevil


Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-21 09:18:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Makes sense.

Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2005-08-21 08:36:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

you need to cut back on the sweet chiba there, zoidy

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-21 08:32:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You're a fag, therefore I hate you.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-21 08:31:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You're not getting a free pass on this horseshit post just because you're gay.

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2005-08-21 05:02:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

haha. high.

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-08-21 04:40:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

No

This one's no good

Try AIM

Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2005-08-21 04:36:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2. Read my post a few below this one.


I've figured out the boy's punishment. First, he's grounded. No
leaving the house, not even for school. Second, no eggnog. In fact,
no nog, period. And third, absolutely no stealing for three months.

-- Homer Simpson
Marge Be Not Proud