Tales of a Cameraphone Part 1: My summer in convenient .jpg format! (1190 hits)
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Submitted by Sassmasterr (View user info) at 2005-08-22 11:32:51 EDT
I love my phone. It has been with me through many sad/happy times.
This is a chronicle of my summer, as told by my cameraphone. Please excuse the low resolution.
Enjoy!
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-24 14:35:01 EDT (#)
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Brand new Shlongy!
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-08-22 17:00:36 EDT (#)
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WOOOOOOOOOOO GO BROWNS!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-08-22 16:24:28 EDT (#)
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Shit, baseball is the only sport I can stomach. +2 for scoring those exec tickets. That must have been a blast.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-08-22 15:52:09 EDT (#)
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Have you ever meant to +2 something and given it a 0 instead?
I haven't.
You homo. Nice pics though. I'll be in Columbus next week, by the way.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-08-22 15:43:56 EDT (#)
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i think $300 total. but we (4 people) had already eaten by then.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-08-22 15:06:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by teflonscraper (user info) at 2005-08-22 11:35:50 (#)
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Erin looks like a slightly less greasy Urbane. Was the $300 food tab each, or total?
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I actually spit out my soda on that one....
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-08-22 14:21:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-08-22 13:50:45 (#)
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Maybe its better you just slam you cock in the door a few times.
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seriously, her gash has more creepy crawlies in it than that one hole in Indian Jones and the Temple of Doom...you know, where the woman has to reach in and pull the release lever so Indy and Short Round don't get squished...
a bit of a stretch on that analogy, but you get what i'm saying.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-08-22 13:50:45 EDT (#)
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Maybe its better you just slam you cock in the door a few times.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-08-22 13:42:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-08-22 12:52:10 (#)
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So...did ya tag it yet Sass?
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when she first started working here (in february), i thought about it. i ended up treating her like shit and she was all over me. that seems to be a common effect with women - abuse = more love.
then her personality came out and it got to the point where i couldn't even be in the same room as her without cursing up a storm.
maybe when i'm really drunk and horny.
and desperate.
and incoherent/unconscious.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-08-22 13:37:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-08-22 13:24:35 (#)
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WHAT THE FUCK!?
All this time you've lived in Cleveland and had access to free Indians tickets, but you've NEVER said a word to me about it???????
You will die a painful death and it may or may not happen tonight.
Fucking slore.
I'm really very angry with you right now.
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my bad, man.
i never know about the tickets until the day of...
the lawyers don't use them and they give them away 4-5 hours before the first pitch.
i'm in touch with most of the secretaries all day, so they see me and offer them to me.
can't turn down free tribe tix...especially when they've been winning!
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-08-22 13:32:23 EDT (#)
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Your foot is HAWT!
Submitted by NocternalDragon (user info) at 2005-08-22 13:25:47 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-08-22 13:24:35 EDT (#)
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WHAT THE FUCK!?
All this time you've lived in Cleveland and had access to free Indians tickets, but you've NEVER said a word to me about it???????
You will die a painful death and it may or may not happen tonight.
Fucking slore.
I'm really very angry with you right now.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-08-22 13:15:45 EDT (#)
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I want to make the sex with Bessie.
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2005-08-22 13:08:05 EDT (#)
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great post
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-08-22 13:04:32 EDT (#)
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Good times.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-08-22 12:52:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-08-22 12:29:21 (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-08-22 12:05:57 (#)
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OMG! i was soooo drunk last night! i was in a hot tub with, like 8 guys and i don't even know which ones i was in bed with! LOLOROXXORZ!!
then she complains (and asks for pity) when she gets knocked up...surprise! she doesn't know who the father is!
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So...did ya tag it yet Sass?
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-08-22 12:29:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-08-22 12:05:57 (#)
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I dig stuff like this. Little bits of life...
By the way, why do you hate Erin? What did she do?
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drama queen. lying bitch. whore. lush. thief.
typical day:
<erin walks in>
OMG! i was soooo drunk last night! i was in a hot tub with, like 8 guys and i don't even know which ones i was in bed with! LOLOROXXORZ!!
then she complains (and asks for pity) when she gets knocked up...surprise! she doesn't know who the father is!
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-22 12:14:22 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-08-22 12:14:04 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-08-22 12:09:51 EDT (#)
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1 for being a red head and 1 for Erins expression.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-08-22 12:06:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by spamtrap50 (user info) at 2005-08-22 11:50:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
Lemons with Tequila? I always use limes... '
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That's because you're both pussies. Straight up, take it like a man.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-08-22 12:05:57 EDT (#)
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I dig stuff like this. Little bits of life...
By the way, why do you hate Erin? What did she do?
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-08-22 12:03:55 EDT (#)
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Drunken shennanigans, wicked cool ankle injury. Das ist eine plus 2. Sehr gut.
Watching german porn is a great way to learn the language.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-08-22 12:00:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-22 11:47:13 (#)
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That ankle photo still makes me cringe
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-08-22 11:57:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by spamtrap50 (user info) at 2005-08-22 11:50:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
Lemons with Tequila? I always use limes...
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i've always been taught to use lemons. i use limes in my corona but that's about it.
besides, that "carlos tequila" is really shit. it doesn't matter what you put in it as long as it's stronger than the alcohol.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-08-22 11:56:41 EDT (#)
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looks like there might be something wrong with your ankle in that one pic there...but I'm no doctor.
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Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-08-22 11:53:55 (#)
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"Good god does this place need something different to talk about."
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truer words...
lately, this has been a stagnant cesspool of alters and shit posts.
keep doing your part to keep this site entertaining!
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Right back atcha man.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-08-22 11:51:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-08-22 11:43:25 (#)
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Dude, we gotta go to a Tigers game sometime. Or Redwings. Or Pistons. Or Lions.
Fuck if I'm driving all the way to Cleveland!!
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come to think of it, detroit has always held my fav players.
tigers: cecil fielder (waaaayyyyy back in the day)
lions: barry sanders
pistons: grant hill
redwings: the whole damn team!
too bad they're all gone/retired/injured
Submitted by spamtrap50 (user info) at 2005-08-22 11:50:18 EDT (#)
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Lemons with Tequila? I always use limes...
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-08-22 11:49:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2005-08-22 11:41:24 (#)
Ranking: 2
A shining beacon in a sea of bollocks posts today
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coming from you, it is a true compliment.
if only i understood crazy brit-speak.
jk
i think it's some sort of deli meat.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-08-22 11:49:24 EDT (#)
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Come mow my lawn fucker!
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-08-22 11:48:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-08-22 11:43:25 (#)
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Dude, we gotta go to a Tigers game sometime. Or Redwings. Or Pistons. Or Lions.
Fuck if I'm driving all the way to Cleveland!!
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sorry, man. i'm too white to even approach detroit. they stop me at the borders and everything!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-22 11:47:13 EDT (#)
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That ankle photo still makes me cringe
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-22 11:45:21 EDT (#)
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funny how storm troopers pop up everywhere. we went to a VW Campervan event yesterday and as well as hundreds of campervans there was a solitary storm trooper wandering about.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-08-22 11:43:25 EDT (#)
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Dude, we gotta go to a Tigers game sometime. Or Redwings. Or Pistons. Or Lions.
Fuck if I'm driving all the way to Cleveland!!
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-08-22 11:43:19 EDT (#)
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Either you are tall, or your co-workers are midgets. I like midgets! Shamone!
Oh and guess which one of your pictures can get me arrested! Guess correctly and win a prize!
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2005-08-22 11:43:07 EDT (#)
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That ankle looks nasty. Let me guess, the injury involved alcohol and midgets.
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2005-08-22 11:41:24 EDT (#)
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A shining beacon in a sea of bollocks posts today
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-08-22 11:41:03 EDT (#)
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your resolution is terrible.
just kidding. cheers!
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2005-08-22 11:36:30 EDT (#)
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Ha ahha ah. Check out this little gem
on the same lines as pictures and
funny things...sorry to be a link whore.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/73239
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-08-22 11:36:22 EDT (#)
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nice.
ankle.
ouch.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-08-22 11:35:55 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by teflonscraper (user info) at 2005-08-22 11:35:50 EDT (#)
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Erin looks like a slightly less greasy Urbane. Was the $300 food tab each, or total?