The solution to emos and goths (985 hits)
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Submitted by EvolvedChicken (View user info) at 2005-08-22 12:34:25 EDT
Now, I'm going to say something that you all may know, but goths and emos have been a hassle for quite some time. You see them everywhere. You can see the in schools, malls and even Wall-mart. When seeing them, one must wonder how is it that these creatures are so easily showing their faces in public. How can they get away with it?
People need to come up with solutions to getting rid of this problem. And that's exactly what I'm trying to do. Here is a solution that I would give anything to see used. The concept is simple, but putting it to work will require a lot of thought. It's just one word.
Robots
Yes, my friends, robots: the cause of our laziness. I realize some of you are willing to beat a goth or emo to death with a bat, but some of us aren't willing to be within 10 feet of them. They have a certain stench that we don't want to deal with.
What will the robots be like? Well, first, they have to be huge and have the roar of the gods. This way, they goth/emo will be terrified. Second, they are customize able. What would you like the robot to kill the victim with? A hammer? A laser gun? A chainsaw? You will be able to equip the robot with whatever tool you wish. I have drawn a prototype of a robot with a hammer, a laser gun, fire breath and cleats. Also you may either use a remote control, or just let the robots do their work on their own. Who knows? Maybe you have someone who's not a goth/emo that you'd like to kill.
On the chest of the robot, there will be knobs and buttons to set how the goth will be killed. There are three modes you can set the killing to. It depends on the situation. Maybe you don't want a mess. Or maybe you want to make a statement.
1) Clean Death
2) Mildly Bloody
3) Blood Bath
When first receiving your robot, it is suggested that you test it. Try killing a homosexual, a wigger or even a cat. I'm allergic to cats so you'll do me a favor in killing them. Keep in mind that the picture added on here is only a prototype. I'll attempt to make better pictures.
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-08-25 00:54:51 EDT (#)
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The only LONG TERM solutions to Emos and Goths are Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
Submitted by hafguitarist6767 (user info) at 2005-08-25 00:33:32 EDT (#)
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yea emos and goths are faqs just like those fags that are obsessed with pirates ninjas and...robots. hmm you suck.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-08-25 00:29:24 EDT (#)
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One time, when I was in 7th grade, hell, I was about your age, I was playing baseball in my backyard when my brother hit a ball over the fence. Well, when I hopped over to get it, my ballsack got caught on one of the chain links at the top, and I got a 4 inch scar on my sack. That was the worst feeling I thought I could ever feel.... until I read this post.
Submitted by EvolvedChicken (user info) at 2005-08-23 12:49:51 EDT (#)
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"How many times have we told you to fuck off and you're still here."
Who cares? It's not like you have to read my posts.
Submitted by anhhaodinh (user info) at 2005-08-23 07:59:30 EDT (#)
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woot go evolved chicken! my posts look slightly better compared to yours. yea i didnt read it... so what? you get a +2 either way so dont complain. woohooo go evolved chicken. mmmm chicken. evolved.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-23 05:03:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EvolvedChicken (user info) at 2005-08-22 16:17:07 (#)
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Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-08-22 15:55:47 (#)
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Submitted by checkyourmail (user info) at 2005-08-23 04:46:47 EDT (#)
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Everything you ever wanted to know about EvolvedChicken
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Shitty alter is right
motherfucker...
Submitted by Harmless (user info) at 2005-08-22 23:12:59 EDT (#)
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OMG! You are like the next maddox u r so koool!!!111eleven
Really though. You know when you wake up in the morning and you smell vagina and you're momentarily terrified because you don't yet know the scope of how bad things could be?
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-22 22:46:54 EDT (#)
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Fucking pitiful.
Submitted by EvolvedChicken (user info) at 2005-08-22 21:44:19 EDT (#)
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Evolved chicken, you're such a fag. Look at how I'm making a difference in life by giving you asanine comments! You suck!
Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2005-08-22 18:21:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2005-08-22 18:21:17 EDT (#)
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Oh my god! Emo and goth kids suck so fucking much! Jesus Christ! Nobody's written a post about hating they emo\goth kids for six hours! Damn stupid ugly annoying kids! Kill it! Kill it! Kill it! What the Fuck?!? They need to go cut themselves and save the world the trouble!!!
Word, dog. 'Sup, G? You KNOW that's true.
Shoot.
Submitted by EvolvedChicken (user info) at 2005-08-22 16:17:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-08-22 15:55:47 (#)
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Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-08-22 15:55:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EvolvedChicken (user info) at 2005-08-22 15:07:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2005-08-22 13:11:49 (#)
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you will burn in the fiery pits of KFC for what you do here.
I'd like everyone to note that this chicken is a heathen idolater and does not believe in the One True Lord of the Chicken.
But, GodChicken, you already said I'll burn in the fiery pits of KFC. Boy, commenting really does make a difference to me, doesn't it?
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-08-22 14:50:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-08-22 14:28:41 EDT (#)
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you try entirely too hard.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-08-22 14:26:54 EDT (#)
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SHUT UP
Submitted by ThineJericho (user info) at 2005-08-22 13:23:07 EDT (#)
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Why do you keep trying?
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-08-22 13:16:59 EDT (#)
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Fucking robots!
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2005-08-22 13:11:49 EDT (#)
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you will burn in the fiery pits of KFC for what you do here.
I'd like everyone to note that this chicken is a heathen idolater and does not believe in the One True Lord of the Chicken.
Submitted by EvolvedChicken (user info) at 2005-08-22 13:03:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-08-22 12:56:57 (#)
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I think you're stupid.
I think I am too.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-08-22 12:56:57 EDT (#)
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I think you're stupid.
Submitted by hcp28 (user info) at 2005-08-22 12:53:00 EDT (#)
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.bmp
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2005-08-22 12:51:26 EDT (#)
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i like robots as much as the next guy, but...
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-08-22 12:50:38 EDT (#)
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What?
Submitted by manicvelocity (user info) at 2005-08-22 12:50:05 EDT (#)
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There's no blood coming out of this rock.
Submitted by AlexorGM (user info) at 2005-08-22 12:47:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EvolvedChicken (user info) at 2005-08-22 12:39:40 (#)
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Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-08-22 12:37:44 (#)
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I don't know why I keep on looking at your posts, maybe I just figure that they couldn't possibly get ANY worse, then I click and once again you prove me wrong.
Who cares? There are worse posts.
no, there aren't.
Submitted by EvolvedChicken (user info) at 2005-08-22 12:39:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-08-22 12:37:44 (#)
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I don't know why I keep on looking at your posts, maybe I just figure that they couldn't possibly get ANY worse, then I click and once again you prove me wrong.
Who cares? There are worse posts.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-08-22 12:37:44 EDT (#)
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I don't know why I keep on looking at your posts, maybe I just figure that they couldn't possibly get ANY worse, then I click and once again you prove me wrong.
Submitted by EvolvedChicken (user info) at 2005-08-22 12:37:33 EDT (#)
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I still haven't learned to quit posting, have I?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-22 12:37:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by goose (user info) at 2005-08-22 12:36:05 EDT (#)
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Another stellar post by EvolvedChicken.
<sigh>