The Idiot's Post (Please Click Here!!!) (1675 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.1 on 25 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by HotDog (View user info) at 2003-05-11 18:00:07 EDT
The Idiot's Post
I have just had a BRILLIANT idea!
With all of the crappy posts popping up, we need a way to save time without having to write out all these LONG insults. Basically, this post is an all-purpose insult encyclopedia; when somebody makes a REALLY stupid post, you redirect them to this "The Idiot's Post", and they see the insult you put up! This is such a super-fabulous idea that I should be appointed king of the UNIVERSE!! Here, it's easy:
Step 1. Make a review for this post...
Step 2. Give it a 0 rating
Step 3. Put down the coolest, kickassest (I know, it's not a word), most evil insult that you can POSSIBLY think of, and hit the little "rate" button.
Step 4. Click on the pound(#) sign next to your name, take the address, copy it to a blank word file, and save it as something like, "My Insult.txt".
Step 5. Keep this file open at ALL times when you're surfing Uber, and when you come across a terrible post, just copy the adress from the word file into the review, and the author will be directed to your insult.
Congratulations, you have just saved time by not having to type the same insults OVer and OVer again!
This idea rocks! Look, I'll start us off.
-Max
User Reviews
Submitted by KingHFB (user info) at 2003-10-07 05:57:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
5 stars for DMD
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-07 05:51:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahaha that is funny DMD.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2003-10-07 05:48:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The pinnacle of my insult career:
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=106472114148345942#191237
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-07 05:39:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You fucking cunt head
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2003-10-07 05:18:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Its all about the way you SAY an insult.
My favourite is "You Fucking Prick"
But with my accent it does sound excellent. Trust me... it really does.
Submitted by A_Weasel_named_FUBAR (user info) at 2003-06-23 10:25:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You fell out of the ugly tree, got hit by the ugly timber truck and stuck in its ugly wheel arch. You got dragged all the way to the ugly timber yard where you were mistaken for some ugly timber and were turned into an ugly timber table with a rather ugly oakwood effect.
Submitted by korthrun <user.at.host.com> at 2003-05-14 19:52:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hello, you have reached Korthruns automated insult. Please continue reading to be insulted.
That was the most worthless piece of shit I have ever read and instantly forgot in my life. You are nothing but an AIDS infested cum bubble left over from a lesbian finger fuck. I hope you choke to death on umm something really nasty that one owuld not normally want in thier mouth.
Submitted by masterofdissaster (user info) at 2003-05-12 21:04:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't like your shoes.
Submitted by HeavensWalls (user info) at 2003-05-12 02:03:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You lame, war-mongering, ugolicious, rectum-sniffing assface...
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2003-05-11 23:27:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My best insults of late (as decided by me):
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1052604697797910817#43565
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1052518600136728853#43451
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=10522737108958059#40414
and the slightly more lengthy:
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=105227366966607989#40411
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2003-05-11 23:19:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Nice job in figuring out a gimmick for getting hits on your posts. I guess it is just too hard to make quality posts that people actually want to read what you write.
And yes, this insult is directed at THIS post. I will never limit myself to any insult by linking to this post and I suggest noone else do it. Doing it would ruin the fun of flaming forever.
Submitted by skitty (user info) at 2003-05-11 21:55:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
for the 2nd link, the first item on the list
Submitted by skitty (user info) at 2003-05-11 21:55:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
why would you buy a garlic masher?
thats like buying a "gopher"
http://asseenontv.zoovy.com/product/GOPH1
or this:
http://www.qvc.com/asp/frameset.asp?nest=%2Fasp%2FisItemNumberRedirect.asp&search=SQ&frames=y&referrer=QVC&txtDesc=jar+electric
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-05-11 21:30:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Death wouldn't be kind enough for you. I'd like to rub your tits and/or balls in my cheese grater for a week, then stick your head in my garlic masher. Fuck you.
Submitted by HotDog (user info) at 2003-05-11 19:22:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What the hell? I thought you could have TWO messages up at a time, but I guess it's only one... look at my userinfo to get Horrorscopes...
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2003-05-11 19:06:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Kind've great, except I like creating new insults. I don't use the same ones...
Except for "Get cancer and die" in various forms and fashions.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2003-05-11 18:48:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Good idea, It'll save me all kinds of time.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2003-05-11 18:45:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I hope you get gangraped by a group of rabid yaks.
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2003-05-11 18:41:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You must have hit every branch when you fell out of the ugly tree.
Submitted by DarthAwesome (user info) at 2003-05-11 18:27:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Die.
Submitted by HotDog (user info) at 2003-05-11 18:26:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes.
Submitted by OICU812 (user info) at 2003-05-11 18:25:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Can we have more than one?
Submitted by OICU812 (user info) at 2003-05-11 18:23:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shut up before I come over there and kick your nuts so hard they dislodge your tonsils into where your eyeballs used to be right before I grabbed your mother's dildo out of your father's ass and used it to poke your brain out through the back of your gimp cranium, Mr. Monotone Drone.
Submitted by Bobby Orr at 2003-05-11 18:20:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Choke you worthless piece of crap
Submitted by HotDog (user info) at 2003-05-11 18:00:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shut up or I'll pop a wheelie on your tricycle, and laugh as you try to look cool as you rattle off the edge of the porch and impale your head in the giant pile of shit I just beat out of you.
Dullard, do yourself and everyone else a favor: take a fatal overdose of your medication.
-Max