Johnny Boy (296 hits)
Category: Quotes & StoriesRating: 0.83 on 6 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Avril LaPete (View user info) at 2005-08-23 12:02:01 EDT
The many times the monkey brought the greenback to the table gave us memories of things to come. Johnny was a smart boy, he enjoyed running the errands that monkey had him do. Monkey wasn't a real person, but Johnny's best friend. How things like this work out, no one will ever know. Johnny lived in a small home right in the middle of downtown nowhere.
It was a cold summer day, and the sun had just set behind the horizon. Orange beans were falling from the sky. The backyard pond had filled with green jell-o, and the fish were having a barbeque. The lush green grass had recently begun to over grow, and the walls of the nearby home were covered with vines. The porkchops fed on the vines, and the house was beginning to die. All was well in this small world, until he showed up.
This is how every story ever told goes; everything is going okay until a stranger shows up. He brought chaos with every word he spoke, with every breath he took. The reason for this is because this stranger was what people called a dragon, and walking around town he was known to ignite people.
People had actually begun to believe that the dragon was a man wearing a dragon costume, but others were skeptical about this theory, and held on to the possibility that he was actually a real dragon. Nothing every happened in this town, so any hint of activity from the outside world was well welcome.
Years went by, and the dragon still lived throughout the town. Johnny boy and his monkey were long forgotten after the dragon set them on fire. Crime was on the rise again, and more and more people were being burnt to the ground. No one really minded seeing as how most of them were dead anyway. Till one day, Johnny came back with an army so great, so amazingly amazing that no one could see it. Well, the real reason no one could see the army is because there was no army. It was just Johnny. Who now had a sword? Yes, a sword, with a 40 inch blade, and port and starboard attachments.
So he slayed the dragon who actually turned out to be David Hasselhoff wearing a dragon suit like some people had thought. Life in the town started returning to normal, minus a few thousand residents, whom no one liked in the first place.
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Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2005-08-23 17:11:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
For a minute I was worried the Dragon would be eaten by pork chops in the middle of a bridge tournament for mutated virii but alas you pulled cosmonauts out of a hat with David Hasselhoff which ended the story just apples.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-08-23 15:14:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's GLALL Jr.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2005-08-23 13:40:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wonderful. Write more.
Submitted by brokenlizard534 (user info) at 2005-08-23 13:15:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
alrighty
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2005-08-23 12:17:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
MEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-08-23 12:10:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
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