Lesbians, Cutters, Hillbillies, and Internet Girlfriends (940 hits)
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Submitted by lisa white <lmarie22000.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2005-08-23 12:33:05 EDT
My best friend, whom I live with just recently let her ex-girlfriend move into her room in a house we rent at.
Now I didn't have a problem with this....until I met the girl. She is straight po-dunk from the swamps of Louisiana. And butch, as well. I'm talking, a jacked-up home peirced nose ring, two eyebrow rings, self-cut butchered hair, jaggedy green-ish teeth, 9th grade education, 20 years old and never worked a day in her life. For the past two years, this girl has met lesbians online, moved in with them, done drugs until they kicked her out, and has to move back home.
My best friend though 'Hey, move here with me. I'll help you out." Great fucking idea, genius. Move her out here, get her a job, and get her to straighten her life up. HA!!!!!!!!
She's been here two weeks, hasn't worked a day, can't get a job (probably because technically she's an 8th grader), has been popping pills and smoking pot all day, been giving my friend pills, getting into arguements with her, making her cry, and using her cell phone to call Canada. Why? Because that's where her ONLINE girlfriend is! Basically, she moved her to be four states closer to Canada...and is trying to get the girl to move here (who can't move countries because she's on probation for causing injury and bodily harm to some other girl....sounds sweet huh?) Amazing...amazing to me....I don't fucking get it. Why does my friend fucking ASSOCIATE with people like this?
Why? I'll tell you why. She has NO self respect, nor self esteem. She can't find a girlfriend, and is upset because she thinks she has no one to love. We are best friends, and had a great winter together. Everything was peachy fucking keen. We had a blast, riding all winter. Now...this summer...she's been crying...depressed..and moody...all the time. She cries at the drop of a dime, when she has a bad day. She calls out of work 'when she gets sad'. It's her crutch. Everything can be blamed on her sadness.
Then I got a call at work...she was crying and choking on her own breathe. The call was cutting out...she sounded hysterical. She had cut herself. I left work immediately, shaking and scared for her life. When I arrived at the house, she was walking outside in the rain, shuddering and sobbing.
I looked at her arm to find about 40-50 cuts from her wrist all the way up to her shoulder.
She was upset because a guy who lived with us at the time didn't like her...and "was mean" to her. Also, her mother wouldn't talk to her or console her. Her own mother was scared to talk to her because she didn't want to further upset her. I was all she had....
The guy who lived with us...he flipped out a few days and beat the crap out of her. I had him arrested, and haven't seen him in weeks.
So, one bad apple gone...another bad apple falls back in. The hillbilly from Louisiana.
I can't get over this bitch. She's NASTY. After she's done fucking my friend, she runs out to the den where I am sitting watching TV, and shoves her slime covered fingers in my face, laughing. I almost ruined that bitch.
And all she does is watch tv all day, has managed to find the nastiest people in the area.....guys who live in crappy motels with no teeth who sell her pot and pills. I guess she's just drawn to her kind.
I asked her one day "Why are you doing pills when you came out here to get clean and get a job?"
"I ain't doin' no drugs! I just sum pills. I hope you don't think bad of me."
"I don't know you that well...and why are you giving them to "Kelly"(my BF) when you know she's on meds for depression?"
"Heeeeell, she asked fo' um'."
This girl is a plague. "Kelly" took a shower last night, then po-dunk, then myself. As I pulled the shower curtain back, I saw someting shiney and metal on the tub floor. A kitchen knife. I put it on the counter and took my shower....shaking with anger and frustration.
I knew Kelly had cut herself again...then po-dunk took a shower afterwards, saw the knife, and left it there! Did nothing!
"Kelly can I talk to you in my room?" I said while toweling my hair.
She walked in my room, wearing an ER gown which we stole together from the hospital when she got a concussion last winter from skiing.
"What the fuck is that?" I said, looking down to the knife sitting on my bed.
She leaned over, exposing cuts along the outside of her upper thigh.
"What the fuck are you doing???!!" I bursted.
"I didn't like have a freak out like that time with my arm...I just...I don't know. It makes me feel better. I have issues...no one's there for me,". She sounds like she trying to be depressed, like it's some persona she can slip into to defend herself and her actions. The sadness in her eyes, the tone of her voice, it wasn't sincere.
"Fuck that! You do not. We have it great here, Kelly. I know you can't find a girlfriend, but how are you supposed to be in a relationship when you can't even take care of yourself?"
"No one loves me...I'm alone."
"I'm here! No one loves you????!!! Well HERE IT IS!! RIGHT FUCKING HERE! LOOK AT ME! I FUCKING LOVE YOU!!"
Tears were running down her face. "I know".
After a long talk, we agreed to hang out next time we can. I never get to talk to her much since that bitch is always by her side. I hate her. She's the worst thing that Kelly needs right now. An ex-girlfriend who's living, eating, everything for free....using Kelly to be closer to some imaginary 'girlfriend' in Canada. And Kelly's paying a higher rent for the both of them to live at our house! Paying for her! It's fucking ridiculous!
I want her gone.
User Reviews
Submitted by SilentJane (user info) at 2006-04-21 23:09:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Wow that has to suck. I mean damn. If it was me, I would kick the swamp girl out and make sure you never came back. Also I would try to get your friend into counselling and maybe on medication. Not always the happiest choice(for the person) but it can come in handy.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-11-12 12:55:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What an utter pile of dogshit. . .
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2005-11-12 12:10:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
class.
Submitted by Lmarie22000 (user info) at 2005-08-25 00:23:31 EDT (#)
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And now! the po-dunk ex-girlfriend (who has an internet gf in canada) found out that her "gf" slept with another girl, who just informed her that she was HIV+.
Everyone around me has much drama. I'm just an onlooker.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-08-25 00:15:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i'll tell you what you have to do. Move the fuck out. Tell your best friend "I can't be there to support you anymore, because you are becoming too used to not supporting yourself. My life, unlike yours, is together, so i'm going to move somewhere else. This doesn't mean i don't love you, it's just that i can't spend any more time on you when you don't seem to want to change your situation. If you really want to make things better, that change must come from yourself. If things start o work out, call me up."
You have no choice, girl. This chick is going down and the more you try and help the worse she'll get. You leaving might be the reality check she needs.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2005-08-24 20:41:30 EDT (#)
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dAMN.
that girl (hope it isnt you) looks awesome. shes fat, smoking, wearing a stupid hat and sitting in front of a bunch of booze.
Submitted by XII (user info) at 2005-08-24 20:22:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i can empathize with you on this one (your friend cutting)
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-08-24 06:05:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"Fuck that! You do not. We have it great here, Kelly. I know you can't find a girlfriend, but how are you supposed to be in a relationship when you can't even take care of yourself?"
"No one loves me...I'm alone."
"I'm here! No one loves you????!!! Well HERE IT IS!! RIGHT FUCKING HERE! LOOK AT ME! I FUCKING LOVE YOU!!"
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Getting angry with your mate will upset her and make her feel bad. It won't help. Be patient, talk to her about stuff and be nice. She'll stop cutting as much. Get angry at her and she'll cut more and just hide it from you.
Your right about the 'podunk' though. People like that are in a downward spiral and don't want to stop, so just chuck her shit on the lawn and get rid of her. It's what she wants anyway.
As far as the post is concerned, I thought it was a bit long (considering what you wanted to say) and lacked 'charisma'.
Submitted by Hector_Ramirez (user info) at 2005-08-24 00:55:32 EDT (#)
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I am so sorry to hear about your friend's misfortune. I hope that everything works out for her. I will keep her in my prayers. Christ is the Answer!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-08-23 19:05:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'd hit that
with a nine-iron
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-08-23 18:08:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
its fucked up....so fuck her up.
Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2005-08-23 17:54:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
She looks totally wasted!!
Runnnnn Forest Ruuumnnnnn!!
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2005-08-23 17:06:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Nice story, but it needs more penis.
Submitted by MrWillard (user info) at 2005-08-23 16:43:05 EDT (#)
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You know...I would feel sorry for her and you, but I have problems of my own.
So drop dead.
Submitted by userpete86 (user info) at 2005-08-23 13:34:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
...some friendly criticism...
Water always finds its level. Don't associate yourself with that.
Submitted by brokenlizard534 (user info) at 2005-08-23 13:13:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Lmarie22000 (user info) at 2005-08-23 13:08:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What the hell is wrong with you? What kind of house do you live in? Why the fuck would you allow this podunk brod to move in with you?
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I didn't know her...I don't own the house...and the owner ok'd it before he met the damn girl. Shit.
It's like Shelly (anna nicole's cousin) fell out of the sky and landed in my house. egh.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-23 13:05:29 EDT (#)
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Now...this summer...she's been crying...depressed..and moody...all the time. She cries at the drop of a dime, when she has a bad day.
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Isn't this all woman?
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2005-08-23 13:03:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What the hell is wrong with you? What kind of house do you live in? Why the fuck would you allow this podunk brod to move in with you?
Who the fuck would breed and produce something as fucked up as you? Holy shit.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-23 12:46:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Blimey!
Submitted by NOWorNEVER (user info) at 2005-08-23 12:45:03 EDT (#)
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read this all the way through, dont really make me smile though. theres not much you can do for her except try to be tehre for her without enabling her excuses and behavior any more... hard to do. she needs a psychologist and lots of help... but not till shes ready. you sound like you know this already though, good luck.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-08-23 12:44:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Tell your friend she needs the cock
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2005-08-23 12:42:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
well, I kept reading until the end so you must have done something right
think your friend cuts herself because of you
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-08-23 12:42:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Damn dude, you need some new friends.
Submitted by Mister (user info) at 2005-08-23 12:37:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What is this?
Emo lesbian cutters?
Yeesh.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-08-23 12:36:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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