French thugs target innocent Americans (1072 hits)
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Submitted by ellgsmall (View user info) at 2005-08-23 16:48:24 EDT
Why do they hate us, who knows? Pierre, that beret-wearin'
french everyman, what's up with him? As wake he must from his
francoidillic dreams of ancien gallic glory; every morning the
gritty reality of the 2nd American Century to be borne again.
His motherland harbours a host of invaders, or more accurately
former colonists that hate him and want to destroy his world
more than the Nazi's ever did. At least the Nazi's could
appreciate the usefulness of the decadent morals of WestCiv's
most degenerate nation. If the Nazi's had won the war Hitler
(no doubt at Herr Ghoering's insistance) would have had the
party in Paris and the French would have been happy to Serve.
The Islamists for their part want no part of French decadence,
nor any of Liberté, Egalité, Fraternité either. In fact the
Islamists want nothing of France, except what invaders always
want - wealth and subjects to exploit.
Our mythical Pierre no doubt is vexed, "What to do? There eez
no one around to surrender to yet. Oh, Oui! It must be time
to hate the Americans then. How can I express my hatered of zee
Bushitler and contempt for the American redneck pesants today?"
I can fathom the impotent frustration and the need to lash out.
BUT THIS IS TOO MUCH!
"French snipers target frogs"
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,16342350-13762,00.html#121
WTF/LMAO did I read that right? Why are people who love frogs
so much that they themselves are called "frogs" sending hit
teams out under cover of night to murder frogs? Frogs that they
are not even planning to eat!?!
Oh right I understand now, it's because they're AMERICAN FROGS!
And they are BIGGER than French frogs, and they out-compete
French frogs and they are taking over French frog territory by
leaps and bounds. OMFG Pierre, it's just too much isn't it?
American Frogs, FUCK YEA! Coming over there to croak some
pussy French frog ass!
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Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-08-25 06:18:17 EDT (#)
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I just came here looking for the reason why elsmall gave me (another) auto -2, and I've found it on the first review here.
I've also decided once and for all that Caul is a dick.
Submitted by ellsmall (user info) at 2005-08-24 12:11:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-08-24 09:54:19 (#)
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2) ellsmell, two words, NICOLE KIDMAN, nuff said
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And your point is? Something pro-Australian?
1. Nicole Kidman was born in America although Australia claims her.
(Which is just fine with me because...)
2. Nicole Kidman is a pinch-faced harridan who can't act to save her life.
Maybe you should have said "Mel Gibson"?
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-08-24 09:54:19 EDT (#)
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I missed so much after I went home from work, allow me to retort.
1) Caul, you are a funny mother fucker:
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-23 22:07:17 (#)
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(Did I just surrender?)
2) ellsmell, two words, NICOLE KIDMAN, nuff said
Submitted by ellsmall (user info) at 2005-08-24 00:04:34 (#)
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-23 22:08:18 (#)
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Oh and Ellsmall, the Kangaroo joke. Original and hilarious. Really.
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Oh sorry, guess you should never have let that CrocHunter dude outta the can then, should you?
3)I'll give you this, it was funny:
Surrendering already? I didn't know there were French-Austrailian as well as French-Canadians, wow! We have French-Americans too, but we call 'em Cajuns and make them live in swamps.
4) "Everyone runs down the U.S., but no other country has the great lifestyle
we do. Those grapes taste kinda funny, do they? "
I'm sorry, waht was that, no other country has the great lifestyle?
Here douchebag: Scroll down to the image and see where your precious america rates
http://www.economist.com/theworldin/international/displayStory.cfm?story_id=3372495&d=2005
Or check out some of the other links:
http://www.google.ca/search?hl=en&q=country+with+the+highest+quality+of+life&meta=
I noticed an alarming trend with america SUCKING ASS in most of these links.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2005-08-24 09:10:28 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by ellsmall (user info) at 2005-08-24 01:18:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-24 00:21:15 (#)
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I'm not going to lower myself to an Australian vs American barney with the likes of someone who honestly believes this shit about the French. When you can hold a reasonable argument I'll counter it.
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Surrendering already? I didn't know there were French-Austrailian as well as French-Canadians, wow! We have French-Americans too, but we call 'em Cajuns and make them live in swamps.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-24 00:21:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ellsmall (user info) at 2005-08-24 00:04:34 (#)
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-23 22:08:18 (#)
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Oh and Ellsmall, the Kangaroo joke. Original and hilarious. Really.
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Oh sorry, guess you should never have let that CrocHunter dude outta the can then, should you?
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I'm not going to lower myself to an Australian vs American barney with the likes of someone who honestly believes this shit about the French. When you can hold a reasonable argument I'll counter it.
Submitted by ellsmall (user info) at 2005-08-24 00:04:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-23 22:08:18 (#)
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Oh and Ellsmall, the Kangaroo joke. Original and hilarious. Really.
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Oh sorry, guess you should never have let that CrocHunter dude outta the can then, should you?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-23 22:35:26 EDT (#)
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Yeah, english and french share a lot of ressemblance whereas japanese is a completly different dialect.
French Star Wars sucks major ass.
But not as much as Predator.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-23 22:25:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-23 22:20:15 (#)
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two languages very fucking well."""
My english still needs a lot of tuning, but thanks man. But you should see me in french. I fence with words with much graciousness and elegance. Like a french Jedi, you know? Um yeah...whatever...
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Your english still shits all over my second language, jap. But then again, it's probably easier to learn English as a Frenchman, than Japanese as an Englishman.
Luc, je suis votre père.
Good ol' babelfish.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-23 22:20:15 EDT (#)
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two languages very fucking well."""
My english still needs a lot of tuning, but thanks man. But you should see me in french. I fence with words with much graciousness and elegance. Like a french Jedi, you know? Um yeah...whatever...
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-23 22:08:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-08-23 21:56:08 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-23 18:18:35 (#)
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ellsmall -
FoxNews, the #1 US media, dedicates at least one of its reporter to do a weekly anti-french report. I witnessed it myself. One even not so subtlely applaud the recent Air France crash.
While in the french-canadian paper that could be considered the most anti-american, here's what the title of a column was on the 4th of July: "J'aime les américains" (I love americans) Fucking mean uh? I used to watch medias from France too and outside of retarded tabloids nobody reads, the occurences of anti-americanism are pretty rare. Even though you guys keep slamming them and other countries who dared to have a diverging opinion on this war, which has yet to prove itself worthy by the way.
Yeah Pierre is a real bad guy. You guys are so nice.
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Fox is FAR from #1.
The word "media" is plural on its own; there is no such word as "medias."
Everyone runs down the U.S., but no other country has the great lifestyle
we do. Those grapes taste kinda funny, do they?
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English is his second language. Unlike most french-haters he seems to have the mental capacity to speak not only one, but two languages very fucking well. Give him a break.
Secondly, I would never live in America for the lifestyle. Never ever ever ever ever. Sometimes America seems like it's stuck in the middle ages.
Oh and Ellsmall, the Kangaroo joke. Original and hilarious. Really.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-23 22:07:17 EDT (#)
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(Did I just surrender?)
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-23 22:06:56 EDT (#)
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After leaving work, eating, working out and a nice chat with some hot chick, I must say that I find this post rather funny now.
Opinions change with mood it seems.
For the sake fairness, someone tell me to shut the fuck up in retrofit.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-08-23 21:56:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-23 18:18:35 (#)
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ellsmall -
FoxNews, the #1 US media, dedicates at least one of its reporter to do a weekly anti-french report. I witnessed it myself. One even not so subtlely applaud the recent Air France crash.
While in the french-canadian paper that could be considered the most anti-american, here's what the title of a column was on the 4th of July: "J'aime les américains" (I love americans) Fucking mean uh? I used to watch medias from France too and outside of retarded tabloids nobody reads, the occurences of anti-americanism are pretty rare. Even though you guys keep slamming them and other countries who dared to have a diverging opinion on this war, which has yet to prove itself worthy by the way.
Yeah Pierre is a real bad guy. You guys are so nice.
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Fox is FAR from #1.
The word "media" is plural on its own; there is no such word as "medias."
Everyone runs down the U.S., but no other country has the great lifestyle
we do. Those grapes taste kinda funny, do they?
Submitted by ellsmall (user info) at 2005-08-23 20:52:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-23 17:26:05 (#)
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OMFG. I just read that an American destroyed a septic tank! Now why would Americans, who are lovingly referred to as Seppos, go and destroy one of their own. LOLZ.
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Man, it must really suck to be Australian. We care so little about you that we haven't even bothered to come up with a term of contempt for you. Sure wouldn't be "poetz" 'cuz our American rhymes make yours look limp. Go pimp your kangaroo, 'k mate?
Submitted by ellsmall (user info) at 2005-08-23 20:43:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by alex.lifeson (user info) at 2005-08-23 20:16:36 (#)
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Why the hell do people base personality on geographically where people are born?
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Because culture, which is strongly geo-linked is a primary determinant in development of personality, duh!
Submitted by alex.lifeson (user info) at 2005-08-23 20:16:36 EDT (#)
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Why the hell do people base personality on geographically where people are born?
Submitted by ellsmall (user info) at 2005-08-23 20:05:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-08-23 19:33:33 (#)
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WWII maybe, MAYBE scratched you JUST even with France as far as debts of gratitude go. Actually, i'd probably say you still owe them a little. So for all the people that say "the French don't have any gratitude after WWII" NO SHIT. It was you that owed them! Have some fucking respect for your French masters.
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Oh yea, we owe 'em alright. And they will be PAID in FULL.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-08-23 19:33:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ellsmall (user info) at 2005-08-23 19:24:17 (#)
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-23 18:30:31 (#)
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Oh, too fucking late yankee doodle, the answer was *reads card* THE FRENCH! That's right! Without the French, America would have no doubt lost the revolutionary war and remained a British colony for many more years. In fact, it would have meant that you guys would have been forced to emancipate slaves in the 1830's, long before you could use those niggers to build up your entire foundation of your modern super-economy.
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We paid the French back in BLOOD and TREASURE at least twice for their help in the Revolution. They are not greatful for our assistance in WWI & WWII, we likewise feel no obligation to them for their help in the Revolution.
As far as I know the "entire foundation of [our] modern super-economy" was not built on cotten and tobacco production, which is what most slaves engaged in. The foundation was built on industrial production which was mostly the forte of the part of the USA that didn't have slavery.
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WWII maybe, MAYBE scratched you JUST even with France as far as debts of gratitude go. Actually, i'd probably say you still owe them a little. So for all the people that say "the French don't have any gratitude after WWII" NO SHIT. It was you that owed them! Have some fucking respect for your French masters.
Submitted by ellsmall (user info) at 2005-08-23 19:24:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-23 18:30:31 (#)
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Oh, too fucking late yankee doodle, the answer was *reads card* THE FRENCH! That's right! Without the French, America would have no doubt lost the revolutionary war and remained a British colony for many more years. In fact, it would have meant that you guys would have been forced to emancipate slaves in the 1830's, long before you could use those niggers to build up your entire foundation of your modern super-economy.
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We paid the French back in BLOOD and TREASURE at least twice for their help in the Revolution. They are not greatful for our assistance in WWI & WWII, we likewise feel no obligation to them for their help in the Revolution.
As far as I know the "entire foundation of [our] modern super-economy" was not built on cotten and tobacco production, which is what most slaves engaged in. The foundation was built on industrial production which was mostly the forte of the part of the USA that didn't have slavery.
Submitted by ellsmall (user info) at 2005-08-23 18:59:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-23 18:37:29 (#)
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http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,166527,00.html
WOW!
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Liberals having nightmares, sounds about right to me.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-08-23 18:42:45 EDT (#)
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france = PWNED
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-08-23 18:40:46 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-23 18:37:29 EDT (#)
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http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,166527,00.html
WOW!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-08-23 18:32:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-08-23 17:35:03 (#)
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Submitted by ellsmall (user info) at 2005-08-23 17:31:25 (#)
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Thanks Caul, I knew I could count on you to illustrate how completely unable "you people" are to understand us.
"Absence of any form of quality cuisine proper to America"
ha ha ha
I suppose I'd be a poor sport if i asked what the quality cuisine proper to Canukistan is?
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Unlike our 'melting pot' neighbours to the south, we encourage cultural diversity and this leads to a VERY diverse repetoir of different type/styles/origins of our food.
such as poutine, and jelly donuts.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-23 18:30:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by psychabillyjean (user info) at 2005-08-23 18:05:44 (#)
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Well said! Fuck the French! They are the biggest hypocrites on this earth AND they're ungrateful assholes.
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QUESTION TIME!
For 2 IQ points tell me who fought in the armies of the American revolutionary war?
*jeapordy music plays*
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*BUZZZZ*
Oh, too fucking late yankee doodle, the answer was *reads card* THE FRENCH! That's right! Without the French, America would have no doubt lost the revolutionary war and remained a British colony for many more years. In fact, it would have meant that you guys would have been forced to emancipate slaves in the 1830's, long before you could use those niggers to build up your entire foundation of your modern super-economy.
*sings* And the home of the Brave, and the land of the Free......
Submitted by spamtrap50 (user info) at 2005-08-23 18:29:54 EDT (#)
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Oh and Fox News sucks.
Submitted by spamtrap50 (user info) at 2005-08-23 18:27:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ellsmall (user info) at 2005-08-23 17:36:05 (#)
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Submitted by spamtrap50 (user info) at 2005-08-23 17:28:48 (#)
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Pourquoi les détestes-tu? Ils nous ont aidé dans La Révolution Américaine. Idiote.
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They helped us because it was in their national interest to do so (to hurt the English). We liberated Iraq because it was in our national interest to do so. What's your point?
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Call me a fucktard, but HOW was liberating Iraq in our national interest? Because Saddam was working with Al-Quaeda? No...no he wasn't. But he was getting ready to nuke us...if he would have had WMD. But he was a really bad guy. <---Can't argue that one. So getting rid of a "bad guy" is in the national interest of our country? And to think, if we hadn't gotten the world all pissed off at us we would be able to take care of countries that actually DO have nuclear ambitions.
Submitted by ellsmall (user info) at 2005-08-23 18:21:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-08-23 18:06:39 (#)
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That's great Caul and when most of the Islamic world starts to picture us that way our troubles will be over. You and the French however they are picturing with a white flag in your mitts, so you're troubles will just be starting.
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They do picture you that way, why do you think they flew planes into the WTC, because they felt that the great american devil was a peaceful country that fully respected outher countries right to sovereignty(sp?).
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Sorry Bob, gotta disagree with you there. The reason they though it would be OK to do the 9/11 thing was that they'd been escalating their attacks on America for years (our Embassies, USS Cole) without suffering any real consequences. I imagine that if the Taliban knew what would happen to their shit as a result of 9/11 they'd of been a lot less hospitable to Mr. Bin Laden. Some people/cultures only respect power, so they'd best know you are willing to use yours. We are.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-23 18:18:35 EDT (#)
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ellsmall -
FoxNews, the #1 US media, dedicates at least one of its reporter to do a weekly anti-french report. I witnessed it myself. One even not so subtlely applaud the recent Air France crash.
While in the french-canadian paper that could be considered the most anti-american, here's what the title of a column was on the 4th of July: "J'aime les américains" (I love americans) Fucking mean uh? I used to watch medias from France too and outside of retarded tabloids nobody reads, the occurences of anti-americanism are pretty rare. Even though you guys keep slamming them and other countries who dared to have a diverging opinion on this war, which has yet to prove itself worthy by the way.
Yeah Pierre is a real bad guy. You guys are so nice.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-08-23 18:06:39 EDT (#)
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That's great Caul and when most of the Islamic world starts to picture us that way our troubles will be over. You and the French however they are picturing with a white flag in your mitts, so you're troubles will just be starting.
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They do picture you that way, why do you think they flew planes into the WTC, because they felt that the great american devil was a peaceful country that fully respected outher countries right to sovereignty(sp?).
Submitted by psychabillyjean (user info) at 2005-08-23 18:05:44 EDT (#)
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Well said! Fuck the French! They are the biggest hypocrites on this earth AND they're ungrateful assholes.
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2005-08-23 18:02:03 EDT (#)
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+1 for the thought
-2 for the execution
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-08-23 17:56:51 EDT (#)
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HAHAHAHA
YOU'RE FOONNAY
Submitted by ellsmall (user info) at 2005-08-23 17:55:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-23 17:40:59 (#)
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Here's how I picture 90% of all americans:
http://webpages.charter.net/dexerion/OwnedPics/americaownzjoo.jpg
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That's great Caul and when most of the Islamic world starts to picture us that way our troubles will be over. You and the French however they are picturing with a white flag in your mitts, so you're troubles will just be starting.
Submitted by ellsmall (user info) at 2005-08-23 17:46:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-08-23 17:35:03 (#)
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Submitted by ellsmall (user info) at 2005-08-23 17:31:25 (#)
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Thanks Caul, I knew I could count on you to illustrate how completely unable "you people" are to understand us.
"Absence of any form of quality cuisine proper to America"
ha ha ha
I suppose I'd be a poor sport if i asked what the quality cuisine proper to Canukistan is?
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Unlike our 'melting pot' neighbours to the south, we encourage cultural diversity and this leads to a VERY diverse repetoir of different type/styles/origins of our food.
Fuck wad
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Which is my point exactly FUCKTARD. Within 15 min of my house there are excellent Vietnamese, Thai, Japanese, Mexican (Mexico City style), Mexican (TexMex), Chinese (Hunan), Ethiopian, Indian, Brazilian, Italian and yes, French restaurants. Oddly enough the French restaurant is run by Iranian immigrants - so much for crushing their cultural identity.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-23 17:42:00 EDT (#)
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We liberated Iraq because it was in our national interest to do so. What's your point?"""
It wasn't in their interest to liberate Iraq. What's the point of hating them? Because you're a lemming who masturbate to Fox News? That's right.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-23 17:40:59 EDT (#)
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Thanks Caul, I knew I could count on you to illustrate how completely unable "you people" are to understand us."""
As opposed to how you guys understand every single country right? When I watched movies like "Euro trip" or "Just married", I could tell that Hollywood knew of its audience extensive knowledge on the world. Or when I see americans bash countries, like France, who dare to act in their own interest *gasp* What an outrage!
Here's how I picture 90% of all americans:
http://webpages.charter.net/dexerion/OwnedPics/americaownzjoo.jpg
(He has the same arrogant dipshit look all your tourists have. Only, he's thinner)
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-08-23 17:36:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-08-23 17:35:03 (#)
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Submitted by ellsmall (user info) at 2005-08-23 17:31:25 (#)
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Thanks Caul, I knew I could count on you to illustrate how completely unable "you people" are to understand us.
"Absence of any form of quality cuisine proper to America"
ha ha ha
I suppose I'd be a poor sport if i asked what the quality cuisine proper to Canukistan is?
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Unlike our 'melting pot' neighbours to the south, we encourage cultural diversity and this leads to a VERY diverse repetoir of different type/styles/origins of our food.
Fuck wad
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GO FLAMES!!!
Piss on this post
Submitted by ellsmall (user info) at 2005-08-23 17:36:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by spamtrap50 (user info) at 2005-08-23 17:28:48 (#)
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Pourquoi les détestes-tu? Ils nous ont aidé dans La Révolution Américaine. Idiote.
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They helped us because it was in their national interest to do so (to hurt the English). We liberated Iraq because it was in our national interest to do so. What's your point?
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-08-23 17:35:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ellsmall (user info) at 2005-08-23 17:31:25 (#)
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Thanks Caul, I knew I could count on you to illustrate how completely unable "you people" are to understand us.
"Absence of any form of quality cuisine proper to America"
ha ha ha
I suppose I'd be a poor sport if i asked what the quality cuisine proper to Canukistan is?
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Unlike our 'melting pot' neighbours to the south, we encourage cultural diversity and this leads to a VERY diverse repetoir of different type/styles/origins of our food.
Fuck wad
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-08-23 17:31:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-23 17:25:30 (#)
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You are by far the grumpiest canadian EVER."""
I thought the news was funny. The title too.
The hatred might even be a bit funny, if it wasn't so tired.
Just giving the boy a reality check.
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I follow you.
Just wanted to join in and drop another giant shit pile on this post.
Submitted by ellsmall (user info) at 2005-08-23 17:31:25 EDT (#)
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Thanks Caul, I knew I could count on you to illustrate how completely unable "you people" are to understand us.
"Absence of any form of quality cuisine proper to America"
ha ha ha
I suppose I'd be a poor sport if i asked what the quality cuisine proper to Canukistan is?
Submitted by spamtrap50 (user info) at 2005-08-23 17:28:48 EDT (#)
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Pourquoi les détestes-tu? Ils nous ont aidé dans La Révolution Américaine. Idiote.
Submitted by HippoRapist (user info) at 2005-08-23 17:27:49 EDT (#)
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FREEDOM FRIES!!!11
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-23 17:26:05 EDT (#)
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OMFG. I just read that an American destroyed a septic tank! Now why would Americans, who are lovingly referred to as Seppos, go and destroy one of their own. LOLZ.
Submitted by satchel (user info) at 2005-08-23 17:25:55 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-23 17:25:30 EDT (#)
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You are by far the grumpiest canadian EVER."""
I thought the news was funny. The title too.
The hatred might even be a bit funny, if it wasn't so tired.
Just giving the boy a reality check.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2005-08-23 17:24:30 EDT (#)
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Look! Here comes the ratings frog.
Ribbit Riibit.
Oh look, he's saying have a minus two you ignorant piece of shit.
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-08-23 17:20:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-23 17:18:17 (#)
Ranking: -2
Let's see what the U.S. have, in no particular order:
- Obesity (by far the fattest country)
- Entertainment which appeals to the lowest common denomitor (R&B, Reality TV, retarded movies, etc)
- Absence of any form of quality cuisine proper to America, after 2 fucking centuries. Americans are happy with toxic shit, as long as it looks ok and requires zero effort.
- Consumerism
- Hardcore patriotism
- Devotion to religion only rivaled by islamic countries
- Partisan politics
- Partisan press
- Cities that make war zones look attractive
bla
bla
bla
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You are by far the grumpiest canadian EVER.
Fuck this post either way.
Submitted by ellsmall (user info) at 2005-08-23 17:19:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-08-23 17:16:54 (#)
Ranking: -2
FUCK YOU.
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Oh no, FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU very much!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-23 17:18:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Let's see what the U.S. have, in no particular order:
- Obesity (by far the fattest country)
- Entertainment which appeals to the lowest common denomitor (R&B, Reality TV, retarded movies, etc)
- Absence of any form of quality cuisine proper to America, after 2 fucking centuries. Americans are happy with toxic shit, as long as it looks ok and requires zero effort.
- Consumerism
- Hardcore patriotism
- Devotion to religion only rivaled by islamic countries
- Partisan politics
- Partisan press
- Cities that make war zones look attractive
...only to name a few.
I suggest you take a look at your own homeland before you call a nation decadent. Just because europeans are not as hypocritical with sex doesn't mean they are a devolving subrace like you.
I'm not bothered that you dislike the french, even though they have close to zero impact on your life. It's just pathetic to see americans pick a random scapegoat to justify their multiple fuck ups.
That's why they hate you. And so does the rest of the world.
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-08-23 17:16:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
FUCK YOU.
Seriously, you belong in a box somewhere. Underground preferably.
Submitted by ellsmall (user info) at 2005-08-23 17:14:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Truth
hurts,
don't
it?
Cock-
sucker!
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-08-23 16:56:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow are you ever a
tool, and what the
fuck is with your
text not filling a
whole screen, it
leads to long
looking paragraphs
that i really don't
want to read. In
conclusion, -2 die
mother fucker.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-08-23 16:51:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Caul, ou est-ce toi?
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-08-23 16:51:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Who gives a fuck?
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-08-23 16:49:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh do fuck off.