Spielberg, you ain't got shit on the Nipps. (NSFW if you work in a Convent) (2097 hits)
Category: Movies & TVRating: 1.61 on 76 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Williamson (View user info) at 2005-08-24 06:47:38 EDT
Dear Spielberg,
I've noticed recently that your films as of late have been sub-par and not worthy of my 6 bucks to go watch. In fact, I've noticed that the entire Hollywood industry seems to be heading that way with movie quality lately. Now, rather than let Hollywood decline and let America's number 1 source of propoganda flop I've decided to, instead, compile for you the ingredients for any perfect movie, so you'll never waste 2 hours of my fucking life again. Hack.
Signed,
Williamson
PS. If in fact you are reading this post and somehow not Spielberg I suggest you buy a legal copy as opposed to simply downloading this movie from eMule by typing in "Eko Eko Azarak".
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Submitted by belowground (user info) at 2006-01-30 05:57:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fund it.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-01-30 05:36:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I just watched this again.
Fuck it kicks arse.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-10-13 02:54:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-10-12 03:21:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
If it's a Jap movie why is that title in Katakana?
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There are a lot of gothic/romanesque biblical references in the movie. I think it's the Latin version of Engrish... Ratin?
It's the spell the chick says.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-10-12 03:21:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If it's a Jap movie why is that title in Katakana?
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-10-12 03:07:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
(1370 hits)
Gotta love "NSFW"
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-09-12 12:24:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You have NO idea
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-09-11 20:30:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
It always makes the ladies melt.
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-09-11 20:29:24 (#)
Ranking: 2
oooh.. williamson.. I LOVE your accent...
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-09-11 20:22:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
*Best drongo Aussie accent*
You call that a snake? This is a snake!
http://www.kingsnake.com/oz/snakes/elapids/omicrolep3.jpg
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-09-11 22:11:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hahahahaha. Good work Phalls.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-09-11 22:00:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy fucking hangover. I woke up and my Phone had a message in the "Write Messages" box that said 'hey girl in the high heels i wanna fuck you.'. I hope to god i didn't type that in then push it in some chick's face.
I also wish i didnt RUN the 3km back to my college from the pub.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-09-11 19:32:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Feeling better today PC?
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-09-11 09:11:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i just saw what i sadi about welfar ignore that now i have to make easy mac dont judge me willmaimson;
HOW DARE
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-09-11 09:02:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
MOTHER. OF. GOD. I AM OFF MY FUCKING FACE.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-09-11 08:49:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
OH NOES! A NEGATIVEZ REVEIW!!!-1
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-09-11 08:46:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HOLY SHIT
i cant beileive i ave you a minus on1 jeezz dudde soorry plys 3 dor life.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-09-11 08:38:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
YOU ARE ONLINE ON SUNDAY????? WHAT AREYOU A NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD????????????
cos i am.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-09-11 05:14:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-09-11 04:02:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
Let me know if you're ever going to Korea, maybe I'll show up and pay for a whore for you as goodwill from America to Australia.
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I'll probably be going to Japan, but if I end up in Korea I might just take you up on that.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-09-11 04:02:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Let me know if you're ever going to Korea, maybe I'll show up and pay for a whore for you as goodwill from America to Australia.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-09-11 04:01:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Those nip movies are made well in both Japan and Korea, then you get the Americans trying to duplicate them as in "the grudge", "the ring", etc... what the fuck? BULLSHIT. Those movies sucked.
I think the horror movie genre is just pathetic and I am never scared to see them... I want a movie that is fuckin' disturbing that when I have the lights off in a room by myself and my thoughts drift on that movie, I want to cry for my mother like I was 6 years old.
In the 80's the man was a machine... Goonies, E.T., Raiders Of The Lost Ark, etc... Very unique fun movies! Now? Crapola.
Submitted by jeveuxgagner (user info) at 2005-09-11 03:34:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-09-10 21:22:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-09-08 22:45:56 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-09-08 21:05:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
Stupid welfare.
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Don't you get AuStudy? Or Youth Allowance? I fuckin wish i did, my mates get about $300 a week on that shit.
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I got $35 a week for about a year and a half. $300 is disgusting. I work full-time now and make only 1 and a half times that.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-09-10 12:34:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How the hell did that 1 happen?!?! Sorry.
LOVES!
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-09-10 12:34:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
6 bucks for a movie in your land?!?! I pay 9.50. I wonder if that equates given the value differences. I'm no good at that international currency stuff.
+1 for convents
+1 for Japanese lesbians
+10 for being williamson
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-09-08 23:20:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I did actually get Youth Allowance during High School. About 2/3 went to my mother for food and board and I kept the rest as allowance. I work full-time now.
Yeah, I'm a hypocrite. My "stupid welfare" comment was just against those people dependant on it and honestly don't want jobs. I'd rather prefer most welfare money was spent on teaching people how to work as opposed to simply being a substitute to actual work income.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-09-08 22:45:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-09-08 21:05:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
Stupid welfare.
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Don't you get AuStudy? Or Youth Allowance? I fuckin wish i did, my mates get about $300 a week on that shit.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-09-04 10:00:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Killer toilets, voodoo AND lots of blood. I love the Japanese for their nasty taste in movies and comics. Must go and download now.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-29 11:03:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-28 05:40:33 (#)
Ranking: -2
Did you ever get the download c1nds? I don't know why I'm asking here... blatent hitwhorery i suppose...
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I forgot to leave it downloading. It slows down all our PCs so bad that I have to do it at night. I'm going to try and watch it before I have to go back to school on Thursday.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-29 02:25:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm on msn now nigger.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-29 01:58:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck it. I'm ringing you up.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-29 01:54:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OI
I NEED TO POST THIS NOW, OR I'LL WASTE MORE TIME FIXING IT UP
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-08-29 01:27:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
awesome.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-29 00:50:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oi, that collage is ready. You have an email address at work? Or should I post it anyway? There's nothing incriminating on it.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-28 05:41:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
FUCK! I just missed my uberversary....
Oh well, next year!
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-28 05:40:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Did you ever get the download c1nds? I don't know why I'm asking here... blatent hitwhorery i suppose...
Submitted by Banga3386 (user info) at 2005-08-25 03:25:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll be seeing that soon
Submitted by supadupapupa (user info) at 2005-08-25 03:08:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahahahahaha
I love your tastes in movies.
I saw this one Japanese flick where the guys second wife ties him him and cuts of his hands and feet with piano wire because her skebe uncle molested her as a child. Quality psycho stuff... really!
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-08-24 20:11:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good film. I saw it on SBS.
For free.
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-08-24 17:44:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good Gan in the 1st Dimension, but Spielberg sucks as of late.
Does he do anything other than aliens? Guess not. Fucking hack...
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-08-24 16:52:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Battle Royale is actually a really cool film!
Takeshi Kitano.... you rock for your crazy death scene.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-08-24 16:52:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hmm...this reminds me of some anime movie that scared the fuck out of me like 5 or 6 years ago
it was with these three samurais or whatever, 2 guys and a girl
with a shitload of demons and spirits
it was the bloodiest thing i have ever seen
i forgot the name of the movie though.
id like to see it again
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-08-24 16:39:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Actually, I'm quite partial to 'Battle Royale' - now THERE is a movie they can't show in America!!!!
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-24 14:59:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
downloading.....
Submitted by Grownasskid (user info) at 2005-08-24 11:55:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
woot woot?
woot woot.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-24 11:46:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Brand new Shlongy!
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-08-24 11:17:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-08-24 10:24:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-08-24 09:52:35 (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-08-24 09:40:54 (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-08-24 09:31:56 (#)
Ranking: 1
Williamson, move to asia and work out your asian girl fetish by jamming every chick that moves.
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A lesson for us all.
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I speak from experience here. Why do you think I lived in Asia for two and a half years?
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I dunno. Opium addiction and cheap hair gel?
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That too.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-08-24 11:17:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
All that is Holy with our Sweet Jesus, that's sum seriously fucked up shit. Those wiley Japanese. They give me the creeps sometimes.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-08-24 10:57:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I will check this out. Mmm hmmm.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-08-24 10:24:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-08-24 09:52:35 (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-08-24 09:40:54 (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-08-24 09:31:56 (#)
Ranking: 1
Williamson, move to asia and work out your asian girl fetish by jamming every chick that moves.
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A lesson for us all.
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I speak from experience here. Why do you think I lived in Asia for two and a half years?
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I dunno. Opium addiction and cheap hair gel?
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-24 10:11:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And now Phallic reviews twice. Methinks Uber is having technical problems.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-24 10:04:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
downloading!
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-08-24 10:00:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
They're not movie screenshots, are they. They're actually photos from your Japan trip and you had to pretend that they're fictional so you wouldn't get arrested. And i know how you got so many disturbing photos, too. By being drunk, ya faggots.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-08-24 10:00:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
They're not movie screenshots, are they. They're actually photos from your Japan trip and you had to pretend that they're fictional so you wouldn't get arrested. And i know how you got so many distrubing photos, too. By being drunk, ya faggots.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-08-24 09:52:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-08-24 09:40:54 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-08-24 09:31:56 (#)
Ranking: 1
Williamson, move to asia and work out your asian girl fetish by jamming every chick that moves.
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A lesson for us all.
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I speak from experience here. Why do you think I lived in Asia for two and a half years?
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-24 09:48:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-08-24 09:40:54 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-08-24 09:31:56 (#)
Ranking: 1
Williamson, move to asia and work out your asian girl fetish by jamming every chick that moves.
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A lesson for us all.
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BAHAHAHHAHAHHA.
Williamson. I am investigating now!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-08-24 09:40:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-08-24 09:31:56 (#)
Ranking: 1
Williamson, move to asia and work out your asian girl fetish by jamming every chick that moves.
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A lesson for us all.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-08-24 09:31:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Williamson, move to asia and work out your asian girl fetish by jamming every chick that moves.
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-08-24 09:22:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Plus 2 because I agree, there has been very little quality come out of Hollywood for a couple of years now.
Thumbs up for the movie review as well. Lesbians, blood, molestation. All its missing is a penguin with sunglasses.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-24 09:22:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ellsmall: for the post or for retaliation?
c1nds: It took me a week to fully download it. Use eMule and search Eko Eko Azarak, and make sure you download the "Wizard of Darkness" one. Not even many japanese people know this film, it's pretty hard to get. It's based on an old cult comic book from the 1950's....
Maybe I could somehow send you the file over msn or AIM if there isn't a limit or something???
At either rate you need to download a plugin for Windows Media Player to view the .srt subtitle files.
It took me half a year to find this movie (not looking all that hard, mind you). It's not easy to get.
Submitted by stateline (user info) at 2005-08-24 09:21:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
if you're still online, log onto aim, I've got something for you that won't be any good tomorrow
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-24 09:09:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
it's raining this afternoon. tell me how to download and view this film. I will then offer a critique of it.
Submitted by ellsmall (user info) at 2005-08-24 09:07:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by CrazyCanuck (user info) at 2005-08-24 09:00:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Automatic +2 for lesbians.
Lesbians are cool.
Submitted by inkursion (user info) at 2005-08-24 08:55:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 just because the picture of the schoolgirl molestation will catch on big-time in Kazhakstan.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-24 08:17:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I can't sleep...
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-24 08:11:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-24 07:20:54 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-08-24 07:19:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
Japanese lesbian school girls.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
How many spanks can you fit in in one viewing?
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I don't know. There's not enough time in between them to distinguish one between the other.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-24 07:57:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I'm going to bed. Fuck it, I need an early night.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-24 07:33:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
cheap jew bastard.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-24 07:29:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I have a discount card.
But i think it's expired now.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-24 07:29:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No, wait.
That may be backwards.
Wait.
No.
Williamson is paying about $4.52US for his movies.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-24 07:27:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
His 6 dollars is like 4 of our dollars.
Submitted by psychabillyjean (user info) at 2005-08-24 07:22:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
6 Bucks! Where the hell do you live? Lucky bastard. $9 where I live!
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-24 07:20:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-08-24 07:19:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
Japanese lesbian school girls.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
How many spanks can you fit in in one viewing?
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I don't know. There's not enough time in between them to distinguish one between the other.
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-08-24 07:19:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Japanese lesbian school girls.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
How many spanks can you fit in in one viewing?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-24 07:01:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GONNA WATCH THIS TONIGHT
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-24 07:01:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I just needed to tribute this damn movie is all...
If only one person ends up downloading this movie it'll all be worth it. My favourite movie in the world and noone has even heard of it.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-24 06:56:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
seedy williamson, very seedy.
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-08-24 06:54:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by stateline (user info) at 2005-08-24 06:53:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The only people who are interested in the shit that comes out of Japan are pedophiles.