A Tale Of Self-Sacrifice And Survival Against All Odds. Told Through The Medium Of T-Shirts Sizes. (740 hits)
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Submitted by Dervel (View user info) at 2005-08-24 07:16:45 EDT
For is not forever composed of nows?
And in truth, you would have to stand very still with your mouth open for a very long time before a giant cheese and pickle sandwich happens to fly into it.
The below is a true story, it happened a week last Tuesday just outside my house.
Word.
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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-09-01 11:44:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
cunt
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-08-31 12:28:24 EDT (#)
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You're small, Pock... I'm sure you could. Hobbits fold up nicely, I hear. You're all quite bendy.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-08-25 05:52:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-08-24 09:29:27 (#)
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Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-08-24 09:27:11 (#)
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Oh Dervel!! Honest and truly?!
I'll help you pay for the return flight... FYI, I think we're planning this for Easter break, and British Airways does an AMAZING deal that time of year... last year, Scottish found a round trip flight for about 400 quid
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-08-24 08:41:15 (#)
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£340. Keep me updated on this.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-08-24 08:32:33 (#)
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I might come.
Find out how much it would cost me for a return flight from Heathrow or Gatwick.
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Why would he need a round trip when he's planning to live in your wardrobe? Wish I had that kind of cash to throw around, I would have come with him. Maybe I can fit in his suitcase.
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-08-25 05:44:30 EDT (#)
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Lunch and a belly full of beer it is.
Submitted by MrWillard (user info) at 2005-08-24 18:52:49 EDT (#)
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I'm color blind and cannot see red. Therefore all I see is funny pictures will little blurs on them.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-24 11:43:01 EDT (#)
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Brand new Shlongy!
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-08-24 11:40:58 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-08-24 11:14:30 EDT (#)
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This confused me and made me blink a few times.
Good Show!
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-08-24 10:53:41 EDT (#)
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what just happened?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-08-24 09:48:59 EDT (#)
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my dad calls me Jimbo the Elephant.
phew, glad I didn't give any ammo out there.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-08-24 09:47:24 EDT (#)
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I'm giving Mr. Tumnus a week off and preparing the wardrobe for your kleenex jellyfish collection. I feel there may be room for you in my knicker.... drawer
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-08-24 09:46:50 EDT (#)
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WTH - It's a germ under a microscope.
I am to allowed on aeroplanes apollo, I was on a Jimbo outside woolworths only yesterday.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-08-24 09:46:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-08-24 09:41:15 (#)
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My favorite part was "Pissface"
What the fuck is the thing with the smileyface?
An octopus or something?
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Doesn't really bare thinking about.
Apollo, shut up about the code man.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-08-24 09:41:15 EDT (#)
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My favorite part was "Pissface"
What the fuck is the thing with the smileyface?
An octopus or something?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-08-24 09:38:01 EDT (#)
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Dervel's aren't allowed to go on aeroplanes.
Submitted by Mister (user info) at 2005-08-24 09:37:27 EDT (#)
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Um...
Are you sure you haven't escaped from a local mental hospital?
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-08-24 09:34:28 EDT (#)
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Yeah, seriously considering it.
I found a return flight from Bristol for £346. It's my b'day at the end of March so I should have an extra couple of quid.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-24 09:34:22 EDT (#)
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It would have been better if "I don't want to live on the moon" wasn't a song lyric but just Ernie trying to explain to them why he was there.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-24 09:34:08 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-08-24 09:29:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-08-24 09:27:11 (#)
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Oh Dervel!! Honest and truly?!
I'll help you pay for the return flight... FYI, I think we're planning this for Easter break, and British Airways does an AMAZING deal that time of year... last year, Scottish found a round trip flight for about 400 quid
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-08-24 08:41:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
£340. Keep me updated on this.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-08-24 08:32:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
I might come.
Find out how much it would cost me for a return flight from Heathrow or Gatwick.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-24 09:29:15 EDT (#)
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See C1ndy, Brits can be funny
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-08-24 09:24:59 EDT (#)
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-08-24 09:19:18 EDT (#)
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Come see in us in Austin, you British man whore.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-08-24 09:11:33 EDT (#)
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Holy shit! That was funny. You Brits get me every time!
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2005-08-24 09:00:18 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-08-24 08:54:28 EDT (#)
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FINALLY DERVEL MAKES A POST THAT ISN'T REMOTELY FUNNY.
AUTO SECRET BRIT +2 PACT.
Pissface was mildly amusing.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-24 08:48:15 EDT (#)
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This is really fucked up. I love it. You are a quality poster. I officially apologise for leaving you off my stupid list.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-08-24 08:13:40 EDT (#)
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Heh, I liked it
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Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-08-24 08:06:22 EDT (#)
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By jove, I'm a noob magnet.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2005-08-24 07:58:32 EDT (#)
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you have lots of spare time.
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2005-08-24 07:56:57 EDT (#)
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I liked it
Submitted by stateline (user info) at 2005-08-24 07:39:11 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2005-08-24 07:32:56 EDT (#)
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meh
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-08-24 07:19:28 EDT (#)
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