Fun With Real E-Mail - The Encore + A Picture of My Desk (5031 hits)
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Submitted by Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com (View user info) at 2005-08-24 09:52:14 EDT
Ok, so I said the last one was it, but it's been four months. In that time, there have been a few e-mails that I just had to share with all of you. I truly feel these are up to par with the first few of the series. Now, I know the last one of these were tired and somewhat lame. Even I'll admit to that. However, unlike the last three, these are not forced in any way to please the masses, and I think they're worth sharing.
Anyway, I'm not starting this series up again, but I have nothing else to post, so screw it.
Enjoy.
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To: Tom
From: Linda
Subject: HELP!
I can't get this printer to work and I know you're mechanically inclined......
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To: Linda
From: Tom
Subject: re: HELP!
And?
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To: Tom
From: Linda
Subject: re: HELP!
I think i might have broken it......
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To: Linda
From: Tom
Subject: re: HELP!
And?
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To: Tom
From: Linda
Subject: re: HELP!
And I need someone to fix it for me!!!!!!
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To: Linda
From: Tom
Subject: re: HELP!
You know what they say, people in hell need ice water.
...
That is such a dumb saying. If I were in hell, I'd prefer Kool-Aid to ice water. I mean, why limit yourself to plain H2O when you can add sugar and powder and turn it into a fruity treat? I'd also like some graham crackers to go along with the Kool-Aid, and maybe even some peanut butter to spread over the graham crackers. That would be the awesomest.
Actually, now that I think about it, if I were in hell, I'd just want to escape like Andy Dufresne and go to heaven. I assume people in heaven can get any flavor of Kool-Aid they want and there are plates and plates of gourmet graham crackers strewn about for all to enjoy. Heck, they probably have donuts too ... or coffee ... or Christ Chex ... or Twizzlers ... or beer!
Well, no. They probably don't have beer in heaven, so I'd have to stay in hell. I'm sure they would have beer in hell, that's kind of a given, what with all the sinners and everything. I bet there would be no pretzels, though, and that would be fitting, seeing as it's hell.
Ok, the new saying is: "People in hell need pretzels."
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To: Tom
From: Linda
Subject: re: HELP!
And I still need help with this printer.
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To: Linda
From: Tom
Subject: re: HELP!
Ok, listen very carefully. Here's what you do.
1. Walk up to the printer.
2. Turn it off.
3. Walk away.
4. Leave the problem for someone else.
Just like that, your hands are clean ... unless you're seen by someone. In that case, you have to keep them quiet. A good way to do this is by cutting their head off. FYI.
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To: Tom
From: Brian
Subject: Recap
To recap the days events: People in hell need pretzels, the printer needs fixed, and you need a therapist.
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To: Brian
From: Tom
Subject: re: Recap
The Rapist? Jeez, Bry-Bry, don't bring him in. I promise to behave. I'll fix the printer schnell, mein Herr.
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To: Tom
From: Brian
Subject: re: Recap
You don't want to encounter The Rapist? I've been told you're into that sort of thing.
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To: Brain
From: Tom
Subject: re: Recap
I don't know who told you that, but it's a bold-faced lie. Was is Liar McFibbalot? You know you can't trust anything that guy says. Sincerely, his name's not just a coincidence. He had it legally changed back in the '80s. At least that's what he told me. Then again, he also tried to tell me that the insulation in the ceiling was cotton candy. DAMN IT! I'm confused. My tummy itches. Do I like rape? I can not recall at this time.
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To: Tom
From: Brian
Subject: re: Recap
I've heard you are very much into rape, murder, arson, and rape.
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To: Brian
From: Tom
Subject: re: Recap
Yea. I like rape. I also always seem to forget to wash up after weekly cross burnings.
Did I say "cross burnings"? I meant "bible study."
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To: Tom
From: Brian
Subject: Tom...
Did you tell Eric you were going to "whip him like Kunta Kinte" a few minutes ago?
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To: Brian
From: Tom
Subject: re: Tom...
Yep.
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To: Tom
From: Brian
Subject: re: Tom...
Might I inquire as to why?
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To: Brian
From: Tom
Subject: re: Tom...
He drank the last of the coffee and wasn't going to make a fresh pot. I caught him red-handed and let him know it.
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To: Tom
From: Brian
Subject: re: Tom...
What, exactly, did you say to him?
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To: Brian
From: Tom
Subject: re: Tom...
He was walking out the door of the lunch room and I said: "You'd better get back in here and make a new pot of coffee or I'll whip you like Kunta Kinte." Dave knew I was kidding.
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To: Tom
From: Brian
Subject: re: Tom...
Remember what I told you about some people taking offense to even the most innocent statements? This theory applies here. You're lucky no one was around to here that. They could have been offended.
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To: Brian
From: Tom
Subject: re: Tom...
Wait, so there's no problem? You're scolding me for something that didn't happen?
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To: Tom
From: Brian
Subject: re: Tom...
Yes, but it could have, and you need to understand that and think before you say something like that.
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To: Brian
From: Tom
Subject: re: Tom...
By that rationale, I should think before working, because I COULD win the lottery.
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To: Tom
From: Brian
Subject: re: Tom...
When I was younger, my brothers and I used to live near a farm with a pond on it. In the winter, the pond would freeze over and the farmer would put up a sign that said: "Danger. THIN ICE." Do you see where I'm going with this?
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To: Brian
From: Tom
Subject: re: Tom...
I get it. You're saying that your brother fell in and you jumped in to save him but lost your hearing like George in "It's a Wonderful Life" and from now on you'll turn your deaf ear to my shenanigans. Thanks Bry. You're the bestest boss ever.
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To: Tom
From: Brian
Subject: re: Tom...
You're lucky I like you. But seriously, some people (and you know who) would get really angry at something like that. Be careful.
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To: Brian
From: Tom
Subject: re: Tom...
Yes sir.
Can I yell into your deaf ear?
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To: All Employees
From: Mary
Subject: Brian
Does not have e-mail as of right now. If you have any important items, please call him until further notice.
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To: All Sales Assistants
From: Tom
Subject: fwd: Brian
Do you see what I see? Brian's e-mail is down! This means we can freely discuss our nefarious plans for world domination through e-mail without fear of reprisal!!
WE SHALL RULE THE WORLD!! OUR TIME IS NOW!! HA HA HA HA HA!!
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To: All Employees
From: Brian
Subject: Good to go.
My email is now up and running - FYI
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To: All Sales Assistants
From: Tom
Subject: fwd: Good to go.
Icksnay on the orldway ominationday.
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To: Tom
From: Brian
Subject: FYI
I'll show you orldway ominationday.
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And now a picture of the wall/shelf next to my desk.
User Reviews
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-05-24 10:33:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
my next kid will be named
Liar McFibalot
snicker!
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-05-24 10:22:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I suppose I should find the others in the series to figure who Tom is, but this amused me and I can't be bothered, so +2 Show of Faith That Tom is Real.
Submitted by Mike-Mc (user info) at 2007-05-24 10:06:29 EDT (#)
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No Comment
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No Comment
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No Comment
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No Comment
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2005-08-28 18:30:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahhhhahaha
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2005-08-27 16:15:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This series was great.
You have a Lucent/Avaya phone system.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-08-26 17:22:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You know, Tom...
Doing one of these every four months or so when enough quality material has been aquired isn't a bad idea.
You don't have do it weekly or not at all. Compromise is good.. as was this post.
Submitted by pharmgirl147 (user info) at 2005-08-26 01:11:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Made me laugh
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2005-08-25 17:47:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Funny.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-08-25 15:21:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
looking good, billy ray!
Feelin' good, lewis!
.... me and my friend bust that out every five minutes. it never gets old.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-08-25 11:44:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thank you, though I'm pissed at myself for not saying Billy Ray Valentine and Louis Winthorp instead of Ackroyd and |\/|urphy....
Submitted by starshine (user info) at 2005-08-25 11:35:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lmao dan akyrod and eddie murphy screw over randolph and mortimer. you are the best :) I'm glad you brought this back...at least once more :D
Submitted by thaumaturge (user info) at 2005-08-25 11:18:18 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2005-08-25 10:33:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why must all the kick ass stuff leave?
Submitted by studentworker (user info) at 2005-08-25 09:37:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by thinning_temples (user info) at 2005-08-25 09:21:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Keep 'em coming, mister.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-08-25 08:20:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This is the best reviewed one of these. I like that. It's like how Hulk Hogan used to be really popular, then the people got tired of his act, so he left and came back a few months later with the "Hollywood" attitude.
I'm going to take pictures of myself flexing and post them on here for all of you.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2005-08-25 04:47:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Excellent fun.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-08-25 04:26:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
God I loved this series.
Submitted by NocternalDragon (user info) at 2005-08-24 23:55:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I demand more of these.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-08-24 23:34:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"I get it. You're saying that your brother fell in and you jumped in to save him but lost your hearing like George in "It's a Wonderful Life" and from now on you'll turn your deaf ear to my shenanigans. Thanks Bry. You're the bestest boss ever. "
This made me shoot milk out of my cock.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-08-24 22:54:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-24 22:06:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good stuff
Submitted by Awko (user info) at 2005-08-24 21:34:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You really shouldn't have blacked out your work so we couldn't see it.
Now you're gonna have to work overtime so you can do it all over again by the deadline.
Or else Brian might just have to send out The Rapist to teach you a lesson.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-08-24 21:12:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was a nice big chunk of pure, uncut awesome.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-08-24 20:57:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You funny fucker
GO BLUE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-08-24 20:46:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-08-24 19:26:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The Office...
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-24 18:11:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-08-24 17:57:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LIEK OMG U SED YOU WOODNT DO N E MORE OF THEES!!11!! R U STUPID OR SUMTHIN!?!?!?! OMGROTFLWTF!!1!1!
Submitted by manicvelocity (user info) at 2005-08-24 17:43:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+1 for Shawshank reference.
+1 for Dane Cook reference.
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-08-24 17:41:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes.
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2005-08-24 16:45:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-08-24 16:43:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Electro, it took four months to get these.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-08-24 16:18:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesomest.
MORE!
MORE!
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2005-08-24 15:16:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-08-24 14:59:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BRIAN!
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-08-24 14:52:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuck yea. The library people laugh at my unkempt body hair and horrid odor. Those evil fuckers.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-08-24 14:48:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Funny stuff Tom, especially since we all know that you're actually a homeless guy with nothing better to do than log into ubersite from the library computer and write these fantastical stories.
HA HA just kidding, I know how much you hate the library.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-08-24 14:37:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Eh, I do what I can...
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-08-24 14:36:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yeah, fine.
Grumble grumble grumble
just 'cus I was thinking about leaving you had to go and make a killer post again...
damn drama...
Submitted by Salvation_Jane (user info) at 2005-08-24 14:31:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you make me happy in the pants
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2005-08-24 14:06:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for Kunta Kinte
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-08-24 14:00:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yea i laughed
Submitted by Slovin (user info) at 2005-08-24 13:45:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is pretty much the funniest thing ever.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2005-08-24 13:44:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
christ chex.
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-08-24 13:40:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's more like it!
Submitted by GaidinCanuck (user info) at 2005-08-24 13:36:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Love this stuff. Wouldn't want to work with you, but you're damn entertaining. :)
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-08-24 13:36:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
read it again...great stuff.
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To: Brian
From: Tom
Subject: re: Tom...
I get it. You're saying that your brother fell in and you jumped in to save him but lost your hearing like George in "It's a Wonderful Life" and from now on you'll turn your deaf ear to my shenanigans. Thanks Bry. You're the bestest boss ever.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-08-24 13:34:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
CHRIST CHEX.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-08-24 13:28:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If you don't like your job, try this one http://www.ubersite.com/m/73834
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-08-24 13:25:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This makes my girly parts tingle.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-08-24 13:24:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
DUDE! That's exactly how I felt. They got so annoying.
You can read about my 'wave' in 'the saga of uberpark' post. Those were good, annoying times.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-08-24 13:22:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
D-Prime, you're like Alec Baldwin (I think it was him) in the SNL sketch where he claims to have started a wave at a baseball game and brags to everyone around him how great his wave is. Then he gets sick of it and tries to stop it, but it won't stop.
"This is my wave. Why won't it stop?"
Anyway, yea. I printed out my South Park guy.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-08-24 13:18:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/66217 This post probably has the fewest hits per influence on Ubersite. It's becuase someone else who knew about the site to make them saw it, and posted it on his character (which was the second,) along with the link.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-08-24 13:17:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You have a picture of your south park character. I started that bandwagon, which I assume is where you got the idea of making it.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-08-24 13:13:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am SO glad someone got that Dane Cook reference. Thanks Sass.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-08-24 13:13:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fucking hilarious
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-08-24 13:11:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Christ Chex
Dane Cook is friggin' high-larious!
oh yeah, these posts rock.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2005-08-24 13:08:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hillarious.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-08-24 12:56:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
How was my desk influenced by you, D-Prime?
The pic was actually inspired by this post: http://www.ubersite.com/m/73653
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-08-24 12:48:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for a desk that was influenced by me.
Submitted by lush (user info) at 2005-08-24 12:48:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I never wanted you to stop these.
Submitted by jet_stream_nz (user info) at 2005-08-24 12:47:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is good ...
And I am link whoring ... http://www.ubersite.com/m/73617 - its about email.
And I hear there are some historical posts to check out ... (hope it gets me through my working day)
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2005-08-24 12:44:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
thanks, but you pretty much get them anyway
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-08-24 12:43:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by dirtycyberdawg (user info) at 2005-08-24 12:40:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHA
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-08-24 12:40:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nope. Not that one.
Jack: Go to this link of you have Adobe Acrobat.
http://www.chrisglass.com/journal/downloads/TPSreport.pdf
Or just do a google search for TPS report.
I'll expect +2s for life.
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-08-24 12:36:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
For ND. I'm a season ticket holder.
Submitted by atomicmac (user info) at 2005-08-24 12:21:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This looks suspiciously like my office.
Same phone, TPS reports... Smith Barney tickets.
would this be on the corner of St. James and Clarendon?
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2005-08-24 12:06:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
if you email me a copy of that initech tps report cover sheet, i'll give you +2's for life on everything you post.
superjack11058.at.yahoo.com
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-24 11:42:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Brand new Shlongy!
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2005-08-24 11:31:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Completely Awesome!!!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-08-24 11:13:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey, you've got the same phone model as I do at work!
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-08-24 11:01:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha TPS report
I need one of them on my wall
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-24 11:01:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love Tom.
But I hate the Buckeyes GO BLUE!!!!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-08-24 10:52:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-08-24 10:49:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hilarious Tommy boy, hilarious.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-08-24 10:43:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Mike, it would have to be week that Ohio State is not playing. Since I got out of the Navy, I have missed only one OSU game (Purdue last year), and that was only for a black tie dinner my wife and I were invited to by a guy a work.
I'd like to see Navy play, but I know I would have a hard time cheering for the Irish over the Middies. I'd end up wearing last year's "The Shirt" and my Navy hat. Come to think of it, I'd REALLY like to see that Navy game and talk to some of the midshipmen.
E-mail me the specifics (sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com) and we'll discuss everything.
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-08-24 10:37:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Then again, he also tried to tell me that the insulation in the ceiling was cotton candy. DAMN IT! I'm confused. My tummy itches"
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Plus 2 right there. Hilariously random.
More, MORE I say!
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-08-24 10:36:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good Shit.
Tom,
If you are interested in coming up here we can try and figure something out. I would say that BYU, Navy, or Syracuse would be your best bet. USC, TENN., and MI ST. will be a little more $$$ to get tickets for.
You also have to stand up on top of a RV in the tailgate area and proclaim just how gay OSU really is. And that Maurice "The Cheating has-been bandit" Claurete sucks butts. (just kidding..kinda)
I have lived here all my life and have been to many big games...ND / Miami, 1988. I was 7 yrs old. Badass. I was at ND / FSU in 1993, when ND would have won the Nat'l championship but the week after the beat FSU they lost to motherfucking BC. AHHHHH. Either way, no matter how many games I go to, EVERY time I walk out of the tunnels and see that field...goosebumps. It's something that every sportsfan should experience before they die. Regardless of who you root for.
Let me know, if you want I can get you my email or something.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-08-24 10:29:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuck, I have to go. Thanks Tom.
--
My pleasure.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-24 10:29:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No more series???
Maybe you should re-think this. Kill two birds with one stone. Your posts practically write themselves
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-24 10:28:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I enjoyed this one more than all the others put together.
Those last few Emails were hilarious.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-08-24 10:28:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-08-24 10:14:40 (#)
Ranking: 2
AUTO IRISH +2
I have tickets for 4 of their 6 home games this year.
Good thing I live 11 minutes from campus
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That pic is from the Washington game last year.
Want to take me to a game? Seriously, I'll pay you.
I parked twenty minutes away last year at Holy Cross and walked in.
You know, Ohio State is my team, but there's really something about the atmosphere on Notre Dame's campus before a game.
Submitted by JinkyWilliams (user info) at 2005-08-24 10:26:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I get it. You're saying that your brother fell in and you jumped in to save him but lost your hearing like George in "It's a Wonderful Life" and from now on you'll turn your deaf ear to my shenanigans. Thanks Bry. You're the bestest boss ever.
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Holy crap. that was funny.
Stay orange.
--JW
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-08-24 10:22:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
To: All Sales Assistants
From: Tom
Subject: fwd: Good to go.
Icksnay on the orldway ominationday.
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I think I shit myself I laughed so hard. Well not rea... wait, hold on...
Fuck, I have to go. Thanks Tom.
Submitted by CrazyCanuck (user info) at 2005-08-24 10:15:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Now this shit made me laugh.
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-08-24 10:14:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AUTO IRISH +2
WOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohoooooooooo.
I have tickets for 4 of their 6 home games this year.
Good thing I live 11 minutes from campus.
Woooooohooo Charlie Weis
Now I will read the post
Submitted by southernmiss (user info) at 2005-08-24 10:11:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
These post are what attracted me to this site in the first place.
I LOVE THEM!!
nitty,
quit skipping
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-24 10:10:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
good stuff. and i hope your ice hockey skating team are doing well.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-08-24 10:09:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ENCORE
ENCORE
ENCORE
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-08-24 10:07:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
To: Brian
From: Tom
Subject: re: Tom...
I get it. You're saying that your brother fell in and you jumped in to save him but lost your hearing like George in "It's a Wonderful Life" and from now on you'll turn your deaf ear to my shenanigans. Thanks Bry. You're the bestest boss ever.
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Holy crap. that was funny.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-24 10:06:20 EDT (#)
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Nice work nitty - four +2s in one second.
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-08-24 10:05:25 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Mister (user info) at 2005-08-24 10:04:46 EDT (#)
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I've seen worse arrows.
OK, I haven't, I'm just trying to make you feel better.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-24 10:04:29 EDT (#)
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"IXnay on the orldway ominationday" that should read.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-08-24 10:03:25 EDT (#)
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I just thought you had OCD for a second, Nitty, and you had to keep posting the same thing until it "looked right."
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-08-24 10:01:35 EDT (#)
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Um...didn't mean to do THAT.
Take 4 +2s and keep posting these.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-08-24 10:01:21 EDT (#)
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It it wasn't for my comfy-puter-chair that holds me in place, I would be on the floor rolling and laughing right now:)
"The Rapist? Jeez, Bry-Bry, don't bring him in. I promise to behave. I'll fix the printer schnell, mein Herr."
hahahahaha
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-08-24 10:00:54 EDT (#)
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Good God you're a funny bastard. I want to work for Brian.
Tell him I promise not to whip him like a striped ape.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-08-24 10:00:54 EDT (#)
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Good God you're a funny bastard. I want to work for Brian.
Tell him I promise not to whip him like a striped ape.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-08-24 10:00:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good God you're a funny bastard. I want to work for Brian.
Tell him I promise not to whip him like a striped ape.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-08-24 10:00:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good God you're a funny bastard. I want to work for Brian.
Tell him I promise not to whip him like a striped ape.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-08-24 09:59:56 EDT (#)
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To: All Sales Assistants
From: Tom
Subject: fwd: Good to go.
Icksnay on the orldway ominationday.
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This e-mail saved this post from the dreaded +1.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-08-24 09:59:38 EDT (#)
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HAR-HAR PEENER!!
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2005-08-24 09:55:42 EDT (#)
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hahaha - back office pleb.