What Was I Thinking? (for badassmofo - the Jersey Redneck) (860 hits)
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Submitted by nitty (View user info) at 2005-08-25 10:41:22 EDT
Man, was Becky ever hot.
She was a Southern beauty, born and raised in the country - south Alabama all the way. Her drawl and her tanned legs turned heads whenever she walked down the street. She lit up a room. You get the idea.
Becky, sadly, didn't date very much. The problem? Her daddy. A big beast of a farmer who had made it his life's goal to protect his only baby girl from the likes of men like me.
Didn't date very much, that is, until I came along.
What was I thinking?
I met her on a Wednesday, charmed her over the phone Thursday, and despite the warnings about her dad - convinced her to sneak out and meet me Friday night.
Apparently, Becky was more of a pretty girl than she was a sneaky girl. We had planned for me to swing by her house and pick her up by her front gate just after dark. I was there. She was there.
Daddy was there.
As she climbed into my truck her dad came roaring out the front door, red-faced with no shirt on, waving a 12 gauge in the air. I hit the gas, spun a load of gravel in the air, and headed down the road. Her dad managed to pepper my tailgate with that gun of his, but it didn't slow me down.
What was I thinking?
When I gunned that old truck to get away from her dad, I forgot to slow down. Right about the time we hit the county line was right about the same time I saw those blue lights behind me. After all I'd gone through to get her out of the house, there was no was I was going down like that.
Cutting hard to the right, I flipped on the 4 wheel drive, flipped off the lights, and made my way though a corn field. She was right beside me; now, I was scared, but she looked to be having the time of her life. She had her hand on my leg and kept yelling, 'Faster!'
What was I thinking?
Next stop was the bar. A country honky tonky known only as Coyote Joe's - some close dancing was on my mind.
Things were going great until He showed up in the picure. A fucking mountain of a man in overally, boots, and a 'Born to Kill' tattoo on his left bicep.
Maybe I should have let him cut in when he asked, but I didn't. I knocked out his front tooth, grabbed Becky by the hand, and hightailed it out of there. Big rednecks have big redneck friends. Hitting the truck, I opened Becky's door, pushed her in, and the slide I did across the hood would have made Bo Duke proud. Jumping in, I gunned it again.
What was I thinking?
I don't know what time it was when I pulled into her driveway. Best I can remember, it was a little past too late. I killed the lights, pulled into the driveway, and she got out.
And then I saw him. Sitting under a tree in a lawn chair - holding the gun. Figuring it was time to own up, I slid it into 'Park.'
Then I looked at Her, and caught her looking at me. Her 'come and get me' look said it all. I flipped it into drive, gunned it forward 15 feet, picked her up - and like a bullet we were gone again.
What was I thinking?
I was thinking about that girl, in that little white tank top - sitting in the middle of the truck seat just to be closer to me.
I was thinking about the first kiss we'd had, and all the kisses I hoped were to follow.
I was thinking about where the night might lead us.
I knew what I was feeling, but what was I thinking?
I was thinking about that little white tank top...
-nitty
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There you go, badass. Signed, sealed, and delivered.
'What was I Thinking' by Dierks Bentley, who, incidentally, is kickass in concert.
Others in the country series:
Little Man: http://www.ubersite.com/m/44980
Arlington: http://www.ubersite.com/m/69577
Letters From Home: http://www.ubersite.com/m/70390
If Something Should Happen: http://www.ubersite.com/m/70561
Whiskey Lullaby: http://www.ubersite.com/m/70982
One Last Time: http://www.ubersite.com/m/71328
Three Wooden Crosses: http://www.ubersite.com/m/72712
User Reviews
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-09-07 15:31:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-08-25 19:20:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
y'know, I thought this story was familiar....
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-08-25 19:01:30 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-08-25 16:39:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because no posts on the front page are NSFW!
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-08-25 16:22:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, ain't dat just a hot dang beauty.
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2005-08-25 16:20:07 EDT (#)
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Here, have another.
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2005-08-25 16:19:56 EDT (#)
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+ fucking 2 because not only do I love this song, but you did an awesome job.
Yay you.
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2005-08-25 15:48:23 EDT (#)
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Awesome story man
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-25 13:07:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-08-25 11:05:13 (#)
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Sometimes I reckon you just mooch around Uber and display your talent to make us mere mortals feel bad.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-25 12:40:32 EDT (#)
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So that's what smells...
badass needs a shower to wipe of that jersey smell
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-08-25 12:35:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-08-25 12:06:52 (#)
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i love these.
badass - where in jersey you live/
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South Jersey in Burlington County, Cinnaminson to be exact.
You're in North Jersey right?
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2005-08-25 12:25:33 EDT (#)
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She was a Southern beauty, born and raised in the country - south Alabama all the way.
- - -
They don't come any hotter, take it from a Southern (way south Alabama) boy. ++
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-08-25 12:06:52 EDT (#)
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i love these.
badass - where in jersey you live/
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2005-08-25 12:03:36 EDT (#)
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Sweet.
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-08-25 12:02:37 EDT (#)
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That photo reminds me of having a sore pecker, when I was younger....
What?
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-08-25 11:29:18 EDT (#)
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Yeehaw
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-08-25 11:24:36 EDT (#)
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and for the record I'm not from Jersey I just rot here.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-08-25 11:22:47 EDT (#)
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I don't smell like cheese!
(the rest is true)
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-08-25 11:22:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-08-25 11:20:55 (#)
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Don't anyone be fooled nitty is 4'3" and black and smells of Port Wine Cheese
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<giggles>
Port Wine Cheese. Yummy!
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-08-25 11:20:55 EDT (#)
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Don't anyone be fooled nitty is 4'3" and black and smells of Port Wine Cheese
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-08-25 11:15:59 EDT (#)
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sooooo hot.
want to touch the heiny
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-08-25 11:13:03 EDT (#)
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Just OK?
I'm going to the gym...
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-08-25 11:09:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-08-25 11:05:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
Sometimes I reckon you just mooch around Uber and display your talent to make us mere mortals feel bad.
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He's smart. He's OK to look at. What more could Uber want? ;)
Nitts..you know I adore you.
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-08-25 11:05:36 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-08-25 11:05:13 EDT (#)
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Sometimes I reckon you just mooch around Uber and display your talent to make us mere mortals feel bad.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-08-25 11:04:04 EDT (#)
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I dare you to do one about my theme song.
I Touch Myself
*giggles*
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-08-25 10:49:38 EDT (#)
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Awe, I'm touched...I mean I feel dirty and confused but touched none the less.
DIrty Pirate Hooker: What has a long dick that hangs down?
King of all that is Cool: What..
DIrty Pirate Hooker: An elephant...What has a dick that hangs up?
King of all that is Cool: *ugh* What...
DIrty Pirate Hooker: *click*
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-08-25 10:48:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You complete me.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-08-25 10:47:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was excellent Nitty!!!