Heres to PETA (579 hits)
Category: HumorRating: 0.72 on 11 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by The Bong <hey_look_an_elephant.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2003-05-11 23:57:28 EDT
BLOW ME
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-05-12 17:10:42 EDT (#)
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"Thanks again for your feedback and interest in animal rights."
animals don't have rights. well, maybe the right to be eaten by me, but other than that...
i'm going to send them pictures of me beating various animals. i'm going to send them stories my dad told me about what he did when he was a kid, like his friend the football kicker that punted a cat like 20 yards, or when my dad shoved firecrackers in baby bird's hungry, open mouths and watched them explode into a million pieces. or when i used to play frog baseball. man, it's so fun to mess with PETA...
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-05-12 16:51:16 EDT (#)
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PETA is such a bunch of fucksticks.
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To: "Anthony Rizzo" <rizzo.at.efmovie.com>
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Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-05-12 15:48:32 EDT (#)
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When a pilot light in a gas barbecue fails to ignite the gas jets promptly, it is easy for you to inhale gas accidentally while trying to light it by hand. If this has happened, when the match does light, a TRAIL OF FLAME will blaze from the jet into your mouth, filling your lungs with fire. Oddly enough, you would suffocate before burning to death as the flame consumes the oxygen in every breath you take.
FYI. :)
Submitted by Raimee (user info) at 2003-05-12 15:20:57 EDT (#)
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MMMMMM BBQ
Submitted by C8H10N4O2 (user info) at 2003-05-12 15:18:05 EDT (#)
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Clever. I love it.
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-05-12 10:03:26 EDT (#)
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Awesome!
I sent this to info.at.peta.org. Hope they enjoy it.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-05-12 01:08:02 EDT (#)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by skitty (user info) at 2003-05-12 00:51:35 EDT (#)
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i have the exact same grill in guam. weird.
Submitted by HeavensWalls (user info) at 2003-05-12 00:20:47 EDT (#)
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Wow, you eat meat...
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2003-05-12 00:11:13 EDT (#)
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ha
Submitted by SarGasm (user info) at 2003-05-11 23:59:23 EDT (#)
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PETA, isn't that People Eating Tasty Animals?