- Hanoi Jane Does 'Nam - (472 hits)
Category: PoliticsRating: 0.12 on 10 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Hanoi Jane (View user info) at 2005-08-25 11:40:58 EDT
This is Jane Fonda (a.k.a Hanoi Jane). I'm currently on a two week visit in the Democratic Republic of Vietnam. I've had the opportunity to visit a great many places and speak to a large number of people from all walks of life- workers, , the glorious vietcong army, artists and whores, historians, journalists, film actresses, baby-killing soldiers, militia girls.
I spent my first day in a vietnamese prostitution ring. My plan was to get American soldiers drunk and happy so that I could extract sensitive information to bring back to Charlie.
I gotta say.... my sucky sure ain't up to par with my fucky. American soldiers are a picky bunch. Only a handful! I'm not sure what it was (but I believe I heard "lips that touch Henry Fonda's schlong won't be touching my soldier" muttered by a guy referred to as "stabby".) One even cock-slapped me harder than I've seen Richard slapping Tricia!
Note to Self: buy pancake cover-up for bruises before heading home to Daddy.
...but i digress.
The beauty of Vietnam is being ruined by the American Military machine. Upon my return, I intend to bring my observations before President Nixon and show him that Communism is truly great.
After my last visit, Nixon seemed to truly be seeing the my side of things. We had a 3 hour discussion about our admiration for the Viet Cong. As I left, Nixon kissed me once on each cheek and reminded me to "keep this meeting silent... that pesky baby-killer-lovin' Woodward would attempt to thwart our plans for a truly happy nation". Then he chuckled and told me about this new thing they have called Agent Orange.
What an amazing man. Someday, he will lead us into a beautiful, communist, existence. Woodward be damned!
Damn the Woodward!
Below is a picture of me the lovely Vietnamese girls about personal care after lovin' long time...
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Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2005-08-29 18:47:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
you are getting better, I can't wait to read some of your good shit!
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2005-08-28 17:27:13 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-08-25 18:43:45 EDT (#)
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Definatly worth reading, would have been a +1 but the text above the pic confused me.
Oh and by the way +2 your own posts is not good UBER etiquette.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-08-25 15:29:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This actually could be a really amusing alter, except for the fact that none of the kids here on Uber will know what the heck you are talking about...
Submitted by Salvation_Jane (user info) at 2005-08-25 14:54:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-08-25 13:51:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Salvation_Jane (user info) at 2005-08-25 11:59:34 EDT (#)
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I am NOT an alter
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2005-08-25 11:58:00 EDT (#)
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Read this to the end. Please. It was written while ago but still applies.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/55773
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-08-25 11:45:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Gettin' better!
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-08-25 11:42:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
shitty alter.