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Category: NoneRating: -1.13 on 45 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Astropath (View user info) at 2005-08-25 15:53:27 EDT
Hello everyone,
I've been reading Uber for a while now, and have a fairly good handle on the personalities here. I thought it only natural to then take the next step and create a profile. I have so many wonderful wonderful stories to share, with all you wonderful wonderful people. I'm not really going to share anything personal, as I don't see how it's relevant. Rather, I'm going to use this space as a sounding board, aspiring writer that I am. I look forward to the vitriol of your reviews.
User Reviews
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2005-08-26 07:17:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You better have tits or a cam hidden in your sister/mum/gran's room.
Anything else, and you're just a tranq with posts like this
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-26 07:11:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hello.
I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt- I hope your posts are better than this.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-26 07:04:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Brand new Shlongy!
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-08-26 04:49:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
why?
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-08-26 03:25:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ìn clude some content. Even for a first post that'd be helpful...
Submitted by Raziel281 (user info) at 2005-08-25 21:30:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 DIE! retard...wow...that felt great...now i know why people do it to me.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-25 20:37:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Go and slice off your face, dork.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-08-25 20:28:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Be more better.
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-08-25 19:26:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-08-25 15:56:17 (#)
Ranking: 0
good luck. Hope you don't suck.
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I will keep an eye out for your posts and have my bottle of vitriol handy.
Submitted by userpete86 (user info) at 2005-08-25 17:34:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-08-25 15:56:22 (#)
Ranking: -1
Prepare for a -2kakke. If you've been reading Uber for a while, you'd know not to announce your 1st post. I'ma be nice and just give you a -1.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-08-25 17:24:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*sigh*
Here's your FAQ, kid - it doesn't have everything, but it's a start.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/55488
Submitted by alex.lifeson (user info) at 2005-08-25 17:22:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Why does everyone always make first posts like this? Do they not know they're just going to get loads of -2s?
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-25 17:16:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Off to a rocky start but since you are an aspiring writer I'm sure you'll turn this around.....
or get your arse handed to you on a silver shlongy platter
Submitted by THX1138 (user info) at 2005-08-25 17:12:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It almost seems you were looking for -2s. I'm happy to oblige.
Submitted by Astropath (user info) at 2005-08-25 17:06:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Is there a FAQ somewhere on here, that explains things like alter, etiquette, etc. ?
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-08-25 17:06:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
this is not going to go over well
don't worry about it, most people's first posts don't
now work on not sucking
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-08-25 16:57:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-08-25 16:31:29 (#)
Ranking: 0
Just in case you haven't picked up on this either: Your ratings on your own posts don't count, and it's considered bad uber-etiquette to +2 yourself.
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although, I +2 myself a lot JUST to piss people off - it's fun to watch them wave their chubby fists in anger at me!
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2005-08-25 16:55:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Alter.
Either that or Ass-Goblin.
Your choice.
Submitted by The_Bloke (user info) at 2005-08-25 16:46:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fucking noobs
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-08-25 16:31:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Just in case you haven't picked up on this either: Your ratings on your own posts don't count, and it's considered bad uber-etiquette to +2 yourself. I see you -2ing yourself for the bad post, and don't want you gettin flamed for +2ing yourself if you actually create a good post.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-08-25 16:26:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Astropath (user info) at 2005-08-25 16:24:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
hmmm...maybe a precautionary disclaimer is in order. My writing rarely, if ever, makes mention of anal sex. As this is the case, some of you may want to skip my pieces altogether in favor of teh ghey menz. Go straight to the source, I say.
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2005-08-25 16:24:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"I look forward to the vitriol of your reviews."
EAT
A
DICK
.
:)
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2005-08-25 16:21:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Since I'm new also, I don't know how to rate this.
;>
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-08-25 16:19:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you better rename yourself 'astroglide' to take all those -2s that are gonna get shoved up your bunghole...
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2005-08-25 16:17:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No no no. Fuck that mundane bullshit. The "no posting twice in one day" farce is so mislead. How is it that it's ok for some people to post once a day with a post that emulates something that drizzled down the inside of some dead hookes leg while others might post something entertaining twice a day yet receive -2's because they posted twice? Is this not a vehicle of entertainment? If someone posts something twice a day that's entertaining, are you not entertained? <Cue Gladiator Theme Music for the Bitches that don't Get "It">
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-08-25 16:17:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
FUCK YOU IN YOUR STUPID ASS!
Welcome to Uber!
-2DIE
Submitted by proofofpurchase (user info) at 2005-08-25 16:17:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Can I bum a cig? I'm all out.
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-08-25 16:16:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Astropath (user info) at 2005-08-25 16:14:05 (#)
Ranking: -2
lol....nice. love the milkman's kid comment. Now that you all mention it, it's true that a better first post would have included a photo and/or a short piece. I'll do it tomorrow, since I think I remember reading about how it's bad to post twice in one day or something.
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Hello, it's me, -2 again.
Looks like you have been paying attention around here. Let's hope you follow this steaming pile of shit with a decent post. I'd hate to have to bring my mean ass gangsta posse of -2's back to visit you. We fuck you up ma.
Addios for now,
-2
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-08-25 16:15:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Welcome. Not make me a sandwhich.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-08-25 16:15:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
OMG LOL
Submitted by Astropath (user info) at 2005-08-25 16:14:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
lol....nice. love the milkman's kid comment. Now that you all mention it, it's true that a better first post would have included a photo and/or a short piece. I'll do it tomorrow, since I think I remember reading about how it's bad to post twice in one day or something.
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2005-08-25 16:09:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-08-25 16:04:40 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-08-25 15:57:48 (#)
Ranking: -2
here's your first -2.
don't worry, it'll have plenty of company soon.
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Hello my name is -2. You'll find my twin brother -2 jr. right above me here. As promised, I have come to accompany my brother.
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HEY! Wait for me guys! Why do always leave the Milkman's kid, -2 the illegitimate bastard, behind. So not far guys. So not fair!
Submitted by Belimobile (user info) at 2005-08-25 16:05:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Might have been an idea to give us a taster?
(And I hope you've got thick skin...)
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-08-25 16:04:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-08-25 15:57:48 (#)
Ranking: -2
here's your first -2.
don't worry, it'll have plenty of company soon.
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Hello my name is -2. You'll find my twin brother -2 jr. right above me here. As promised, I have come to accompany my brother.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-08-25 16:01:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
well I sure as fucking hell hope it gets better than this.
here have a +2ofWelcome
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-08-25 16:01:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2nami
DIE
Submitted by lowrysm (user info) at 2005-08-25 15:58:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It must be done...
-2 DIE
Good luck!
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-08-25 15:58:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow a decent and honest first post.
You ain't from around these parts are you boy?
But you do realise it's cosidered bad form not to post at least one embarassingly bad photo of yourself don't you?
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-08-25 15:58:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Actually, lets average it out to an even zero, since you don't sound like most of the ignorant, concieted jackasses that come to Uber. Best o' luck to ya.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-08-25 15:57:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
here's your first -2.
don't worry, it'll have plenty of company soon.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-08-25 15:56:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Good luck.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-08-25 15:56:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Prepare for a -2kakke. If you've been reading Uber for a while, you'd know not to announce your 1st post. I'ma be nice and just give you a -1.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-08-25 15:56:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
good luck. Hope you don't suck.
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2005-08-25 15:54:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome! Welcome aboard!