Evil Deed for the Day (681 hits)
Category: HumorRating: -0.9 on 13 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Angry Kansan (View user info) at 2005-08-25 16:49:10 EDT
So I get here minding my own business, when a friend of mine with, shall we say, a habit of making fast friends, emails a discussion group I'm in. Every goddamn week it's the same thing..."I went out <insert day here> and got drunk, and met this guy and took him home with me, and now that I'm sober I'm sure he wants a relationship and I need to know as much as possible about him, and I want to tell all of you about it." This week, that day was today. I got here, didn't feel like dealing with it, so I decided to play a little prank (see the email chain below). I've done my best to trim it down to just the body of the emails.
Angie: To all you KU people, does the name Brent XXXXX sound familiar to anyone? He's 25, almost 26 and is a XXXXXXXX. Anyone recognize?
Jim: I do somewhat why?
A: You know him?
J: Sounds pretty familiar....but not too sure don't know him personally though
Angry Kansan: Wait...I remember him...didn't he hook up with your gay roommate Brett a few times?
A: What?
AK: Jim's gay roommate...Brett XXXXXX(?)
A: You think Brent hooked up with Jim's old roommate?
AK: I'm pretty sure that was the name he mentioned...due to the graphic nature of the conversation, and my horrification, it stuck.
Apparently, after that small exchange she started to buy it...but she didn't want everyone to know, so she started emailing just me.
A: You have got to be kidding me!
AK: I'm pretty sure that's the name...the only reason I really remember it is because he started going into graphic detail describing...uh...things...and I was so scarred it just kind of stuck with me.
A: What? What did this guy say about Brent? Did he ever describe him? <----She's getting suspicious, or at least hoping it's not true
AK: Only in ways that I prefer to not even think about, let alone repeat.
A: I'm serious-did he say how old he was or what he looked like or what he was majoring in? I need to know b.c. tha'ts the guy I have been hanging out with!
AK: All I know is that they met in some class, and he was around our age.
At this point she just quit emailing me about it. Come to find out now she's hounding my roommate (who had no clue what was going on, but knew enough to play along). I'm off to Vegas in less than a day...should I tell her, or leave her wondering all weekend?
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Submitted by spamtrap50 (user info) at 2005-08-26 01:13:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2005-08-25 20:03:32 (#)
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Please drink bleach.
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Tried it, now I'm puking up blood. What's next?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-25 21:29:19 EDT (#)
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Brand new Shlongy!
Submitted by pharmgirl147 (user info) at 2005-08-25 21:01:41 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2005-08-25 20:03:32 EDT (#)
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Please drink bleach.
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-08-25 19:51:00 EDT (#)
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Um well you could, well you know that is to say um, let me put it this way, oh fuck it.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-08-25 19:26:35 EDT (#)
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meh
Submitted by spamtrap50 (user info) at 2005-08-25 17:49:30 EDT (#)
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And like you've got any room to talk, X (free linkwhore) - http://www.ubersite.com/m/67057
Submitted by spamtrap50 (user info) at 2005-08-25 17:46:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-25 17:11:16 (#)
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-08-25 16:58:44 (#)
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oh excuse me did I open a 12 year old's diary?
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Sure did
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-25 17:11:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-08-25 16:58:44 (#)
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oh excuse me did I open a 12 year old's diary?
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2005-08-25 17:08:34 EDT (#)
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Spooging in her twat from behind DOES sound like the
only way to play this one out...
Shit....my boss just caught me without
any pants on.....gotta fly.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2005-08-25 17:06:32 EDT (#)
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I'll make this easy for you to understand.
Kill yourself.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-08-25 17:01:11 EDT (#)
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you should bend her over the kitchen counter, spooge in her bunghole, and scream "CONGRATULATIONZ JOO HAVE TEH GHEY AIDS!"
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-08-25 16:58:44 EDT (#)
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oh excuse me did I open a 12 year old's diary?