Brand New Shlongy! (Vol. II; SFW) (3860 hits)
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Submitted by Brand New Shlongy! (View user info) at 2005-08-25 17:52:21 EDT
Brand New Shlongy!
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-01 12:27:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nominated for best ever
http://www.ubersite.com/m/88541
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-30 10:39:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
uberquizzes?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-05-30 10:24:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Pardon me, but I think I've done much better work - my Uber quizzes were some of the best things ever to be posted on this piece of shit.
Submitted by GDR (user info) at 2005-12-24 10:14:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-11-20 04:04:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Post something decent, Cocksmoker.
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2005-11-20 03:45:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy, how can I become a rich asshole like you? That is my dream but I don't know how to get there right now...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-11 08:42:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm tickled that you noticed.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-11-11 08:41:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
well, you've certainly grasped the high moral ground re quality posts here shlong
Submitted by bandphotographer (user info) at 2005-11-11 03:31:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"What's your thoughts on blowing me later?"
+2 Fairy
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-11-10 22:53:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
har har shlongy, you couldnt get a fan if you farted in an elevator.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-10 14:23:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm working on it.
When my fans speak...I listen.
Then, I usually tell them to "fuck off" and I go back to doing whatever the fuck I feel like doing.
BUT I HEAR THEM!
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-11-09 22:02:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
How about a new post, cockshiner?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-08 11:10:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah! REVIVE! BREATHE man, BREATHE!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-11-07 23:03:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Simple. ya just ain't got a clue. . .
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2005-11-07 22:57:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you could just not.
opens sores, eh?
or maybe just lame.
ba-ba-bam, negro.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-11-07 21:05:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This was funny. Time to revive the old Shlongman posts. . .
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-06 18:33:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Good point, starshine. You have me "pegged".
Submitted by starshine (user info) at 2005-11-06 18:10:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You're a sex God, post more pictures of yourself.
That'd stir things up.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-06 17:50:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Not bad...I haven't done that before...maybe I'll give it a try.
On the other hand, I still average about a THOUSAND hits a week for doing nothing.
Let me talk it over with my staff.
Submitted by Leroy_Brown (user info) at 2005-11-06 17:48:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
How about you take some juvenile horse shit topic, load it up with swears, throw in some insults about other posters and put your name in the title.
That would really blow peoples minds.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-06 17:43:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm out of ideas.
Since August.
Got any?
Submitted by Leroy_Brown (user info) at 2005-11-06 17:38:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
do something new mr hebrew
Submitted by MrHappyPants (user info) at 2005-11-05 19:51:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
what a stupid fucking idiot you are shlongy
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-04 09:07:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's all a bit Aphex Twin.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-04 08:57:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This post refuses to die.
And it should.
Submitted by crownofsuns (user info) at 2005-11-04 08:56:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Worst case of genital warts I have ever seen.
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-11-04 08:48:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Shit, that was supposed to be a zero.
Either way, Fuck you.
Happy Birthday to me...next week.
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-11-04 08:31:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-03 17:40:39 (#)
Ranking: -2
I didn't see a "fuck you" greeting on your list.
Well, if you don't like it, I guess you can return it.
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You said to return it, so here it is...
FUCK YOU OLD MAN
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-11-01 21:18:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
post something new already shlongy.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-30 08:23:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah...I got "PWNED". Right.
Nice word, Tardo. God, I'm crushed.
The only way to get over it is to go count my money. Again.
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-10-30 01:23:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
ROFL!
Greyfox PWNED you, Shlorty! What you said was so unfunny it doesn't even make sense! That you could think you were witty! I mean, the shit you say is so 1980's! Get over your lack of humor, "dipshit". Go "lick my glovebox"... w1ht your tongu3! lolz. DAMN you stupid.
Submitted by greyfox (user info) at 2005-10-29 22:41:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The day you AREN'T outwitted is the day you're arguing with electro.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-29 22:18:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by greyfox (user info) at 2005-10-29 19:35:49 (#)
Ranking: -2
I love how, despite his enormous stores of cash, he still opts to sit around physically threatening anonymous strangers for outwitting him.
What's wrong? Run out of Noblemen to play poker with on your yacht? Or are you that much of a loser that you seriously derive greater satisfaction from insulting the "working class"?
It's the latter, dipshit.
Now go clean out my glove box...with your tongue, fuckface.
The day I'm outwitted in this place...is the same day that you get laid. By a chick. That you don't pay for.
Submitted by greyfox (user info) at 2005-10-29 19:35:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I love how, despite his enormous stores of cash, he still opts to sit around physically threatening anonymous strangers for outwitting him.
What's wrong? Run out of Noblemen to play poker with on your yacht? Or are you that much of a loser that you seriously derive greater satisfaction from insulting the "working class"?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-29 19:21:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
My dogs just pooped in the dirt but I left it laying there for the working class to pick up after me.
I'm still "real". "Real"ly happy with a couple hundred large banked.
So now I can afford to go blow $800 on the gambling boat today. Doesn't mean I'm happy about THAT, though.
Go stink up a different post, a-hole.
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-10-29 18:59:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Nurr, good comeback.
Hmm. I love my job. It satisfies me.
You were once supposedly "real" because you were in a (damn shitty) band, but now you're a total sell-out tool of the corporate world. I guess really short guys with self-issues feel the need to make money so they can buy their dog-ugly wives fake tits and drink 20+ shots in casinos? Make that cash, phony. I'll keep my noble job, but you wouldn't know about nobility or honor. You're empty.
I think I'll go "till some dirt" and love it, poser.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-29 07:27:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Go rake some dirt, oh celibate one.
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-10-29 00:08:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'd prefer to rank this item -5"6, but oh well.
Seriously, though, I'm 6'3. You're the ball-peen hammer to my sledge. The pin to my nail. The nair to my hair. ha ha.
Grow your dick out, son. You might suck on mine less if you could get at your own.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-10-28 15:34:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/77872#1665201
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2005-10-25 21:37:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
how i mine 4 fish?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-25 15:13:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Did you try mouth-to-penis resuscitation?
Submitted by randomhero83 (user info) at 2005-10-25 14:57:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
You can't breathe life into a pile of dogshit.
Trust me, I tried.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2005-10-25 14:56:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It wasn't retaliatory, the post just wasn't funny.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-25 14:49:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Breathe some life into this shitty post.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2005-10-25 14:02:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If you're looking for a laugh, you won't find one here, dicklick.
Submitted by johnhutch (user info) at 2005-10-24 17:35:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
retaliatory +2!
I mean -2! Right? no!
I'm so crrraaaazy. Almost as crazy as this stupid picture.
Submitted by bowser (user info) at 2005-10-21 20:35:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by bowser (user info) at 2005-10-18 19:33:11 (#)
Ranking: -2
Welcome to another edition of Sad Istances of Worthlessness. On today's show, we have a 50-something year old man who spends most of his time on an anonymous internet forum making physical threats to people less than half his age, despite the fact that at his peak, he couldn't beat up an injured kitten. When faced with users using wit that far surpasses his own (everyone), Jeff Laben cries to the administrator to have them banned, often times succeeding. Jeff, you sad sack of shit, stand up for the audience!
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-10-21 18:25:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Are you still 5"6, or has your mail-order insole arrived from Playgirl yet?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-20 19:18:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Speaking of cowards, there's one now (see below).
Let me know when you want to meet up and take your beating, coward.
Submitted by bowser (user info) at 2005-10-18 19:33:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Welcome to another edition of Sad Istances of Worthlessness. On today's show, we have a 50-something year old man who spends most of his time on an anonymous internet forum making physical threats to people less than half his age, despite the fact that at his peak, he couldn't beat up an injured kitten. When faced with users using wit that far surpasses his own (everyone), Jeff Laben cries to the administrator to have them banned, often times succeeding. Jeff, you sad sack of shit, stand up for the audience!
Submitted by HighFructoseCornSyrup (user info) at 2005-10-15 15:18:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Actually, no.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-15 15:08:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yes, you are, Zitboy.
Submitted by HighFructoseCornSyrup (user info) at 2005-10-15 14:51:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-15 01:33:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
shlongy does.
I take it you are the idiot zitface?
Submitted by HighFructoseCornSyrup (user info) at 2005-10-15 01:21:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What kind of elderly retard needs to make pathetic internet threats?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-15 01:19:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
what kind of zitface needs to talk shit about how somebody looks?
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-10-15 00:58:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
5'6... lol.
You must have a mighty little jump to be able to deck 6'3, l'il fella.
Submitted by HighFructoseCornSyrup (user info) at 2005-10-15 00:15:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
5'6"!!!!!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-14 19:28:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this makes me smile
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2005-10-06 08:12:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
There was no thought put into this post. No redeeming value equals a -2.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-10-03 10:27:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey, just out of curiosity, do you know someone named Caroline Bortnick? Give me a real answer and then you can go back to being a dickhead.
Submitted by alas_me (user info) at 2005-10-02 12:13:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
thats so funny, your amaxing, lord how I love you, I thank god for you
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-09-27 23:44:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That picture fucking rules.
Submitted by jb52unc (user info) at 2005-09-10 19:54:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you have no fucking life
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2005-09-10 10:49:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Tough call.
On one hand, I'm not sure if I ever thought enough about the old one to care that a new one exists... on the other hand, he does have a theme going.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-09-10 09:39:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Mostly , just responding to fucking idiots.
What are YOU doing here? Huh?
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-09-09 21:46:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
what the fuck are you still doing hanging out on this post?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-09-09 16:56:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That's nice, fuckwad.
No biggie, though...I'll just move into the other house we own.
Or, I guess I could go live in our condo.
I'll get back to you when we make our decision, shithead.
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-09-09 16:48:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Here's hoping you lose your house in the hurricane.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-09-09 15:56:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I hope not. This sucked.
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-09-09 15:52:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I clicked on this because it was on MRR.
If this keeps up, you'll have it back on most heated soon...
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-09-09 15:39:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It was on some other post, in the reviews part, I think JonnyX asked you about your weekend and you told a story that involved you spending a lot of money in NYC. Just curious. Anyway, I don't know why you piss me off so much, you serve pretty much the same function on this site that I do, being a cock and what not... Cheers for the weekend anyway.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-09-09 15:29:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
First of all, I ain't THAT rich.
Secondly, I lived in NY for about 39 years so it's probably a true story. All my stories are true.
What story are you talking about?
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-09-09 15:19:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And, I don't get pussy anymore. I'm married...
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-09-09 15:18:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-09-09 15:17:21 (#)
Ranking: -2
Old and rich, sonny. Old and rich.
Also, please note, that I still get more Grade A pussy than you'll ever see.
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You're rich?!!? Shit, my bad. I have to ask you soemthing: That story you put on about your trip to NY: Was that bullshit?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-09-09 15:17:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Old and rich, sonny. Old and rich.
Also, please note, that I still get more Grade A pussy than you'll ever see.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-09-09 15:14:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Have another -2 for being an obvious dickhead.
Hahahahaha you're old!
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-09-09 14:58:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
After seeing so many of the -2's you've dished out to everyone on this site, I thought I'd check you out. And of course, irony rears its ugly head and reveals: YOU FUCKING SUCK.
Hahahahahaha you're old.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-09-08 20:39:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You must have been thinking about a different post then, skinnykenny.
Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-09-08 20:04:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I almost busted a gut over this!
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-09-08 19:58:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Does anything scream "faggot's night out" more than this? Told your mother about your stalker yet?
Submitted by starshine (user info) at 2005-09-05 22:23:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't believe I got a +2 from Shlongy :D *orgasm*
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-09-02 19:55:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ahahahahah
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Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-09-01 23:02:05 (#)
Ranking: 0
old shlongy vs. new shlongy:
both suck dicks
both post shit
both played in the lamest band of all time
both are ugly
so just what is new shlongy, you buy a new hat or something
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-09-02 18:17:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Lost your car keys in Mrs. Shlongy again?
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2005-09-02 14:59:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-31 08:25:29 (#)
Ranking: -2
Let's see...from what I remember, I played cards for 9 consecutive hours on Sunday, and got up about $2200.
I also had a record 22 Glen Livets on the rocks.
This was before 11pm.
SO, I went to the New Yorker to eat. The food sucked. Or maybe I was just trashed. Whatever. I left a full scotch on the table and got the fuck out of there.
I went upstairs, changed my shirt, and walked the boardwalk to the Borgata. There was a wait to play poker so I went into some club and hit on every broad that walked past me - To no avail.
I waddled over to the craps table at around 2am and lost $800 in what seemed like 5 minutes - it actually may have been shorter time than that - and cabbed back to the Trump Plaza where I passed out until 10am on Monday.
Then, I walked out to the beach, smoked my 300th cigarette, went and had breakfast, and went back to my room until my late check out at 2pm. Since we weren't departing until 7pm, I then played blackjack at the $25 tables since I didn't want to lose the $1400 that I was still up.
I lost some of it anyway.
Then, our charter plane was cancelled...they gave us NEW room keys and we checked back in at 10pm.
I finally limo-ed on out of AC at 12:30pm yesterday and was actually at work by 3:30p - and I stayed until 7:30pm catching up.
My stomach is still fucked up...I came home to a leak in my roof thanks to the Katrina residuals in SC.
And I have 4000 things to do today.
I see Uber sucked while I was gone.
"
Holy fuck...you are so goddamned cool.
Submitted by starshine (user info) at 2005-09-02 12:44:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yay i love you shlongy :)
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-09-02 09:53:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Not lately, fuckface...How are YOU doing?
They let you out of the AIDS Clinic?
Welcome back, pimpleface.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-09-01 23:02:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
old shlongy vs. new shlongy:
both suck dicks
both post shit
both played in the lamest band of all time
both are ugly
so just what is new shlongy, you buy a new hat or something
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2005-09-01 18:06:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Well, at least it didn't have to do with Katrina...
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-31 08:43:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I see Uber sucked while I was gone.
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you obviously didn't look at what I did.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-31 08:25:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Let's see...from what I remember, I played cards for 9 consecutive hours on Sunday, and got up about $2200.
I also had a record 22 Glen Livets on the rocks.
This was before 11pm.
SO, I went to the New Yorker to eat. The food sucked. Or maybe I was just trashed. Whatever. I left a full scotch on the table and got the fuck out of there.
I went upstairs, changed my shirt, and walked the boardwalk to the Borgata. There was a wait to play poker so I went into some club and hit on every broad that walked past me - To no avail.
I waddled over to the craps table at around 2am and lost $800 in what seemed like 5 minutes - it actually may have been shorter time than that - and cabbed back to the Trump Plaza where I passed out until 10am on Monday.
Then, I walked out to the beach, smoked my 300th cigarette, went and had breakfast, and went back to my room until my late check out at 2pm. Since we weren't departing until 7pm, I then played blackjack at the $25 tables since I didn't want to lose the $1400 that I was still up.
I lost some of it anyway.
Then, our charter plane was cancelled...they gave us NEW room keys and we checked back in at 10pm.
I finally limo-ed on out of AC at 12:30pm yesterday and was actually at work by 3:30p - and I stayed until 7:30pm catching up.
My stomach is still fucked up...I came home to a leak in my roof thanks to the Katrina residuals in SC.
And I have 4000 things to do today.
I see Uber sucked while I was gone.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-08-30 19:52:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
well, I want AC stories, dipshit!
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-28 14:55:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I miss the old brand new shlongy
Submitted by CanucksFan (user info) at 2005-08-28 14:26:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
pussy
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-27 19:50:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll be at Trump Plaza - AC - by noon on Sunday.
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-08-27 19:16:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fucking hilarious.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-08-26 15:45:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
OMGulliver's travels
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-26 15:36:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I cannot believe that not ONE Uber broad is coming to hang out with Shlongy.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-08-26 13:49:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-26 09:37:29 (#)
Ranking: 0
For being a "Brand New Shlongy" over the last 48 hours, my rating retsrictions have apparently been lifted, allowing Shlongy to review, and converse, more than once per post.
I think.
Anyway, Shlongy will be making an appearance this weekend - Sunday , August 28 and Monday, August 29, at Trump Plaza in Atlantic City.
So, who's with me?
I get in around 1pm Sunday and scoot out on Monday, around 3pm.
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Too bad Swampy can't play nice, nor jimsy - ah well.
Wish I could see ya in AC, Shlongy, have to pass for now.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-26 11:52:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I thought it needed more tits, too. Good thing you're here, Peon.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-08-26 11:07:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Needs more TITS!!!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-26 09:37:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
For being a "Brand New Shlongy" over the last 48 hours, my rating retsrictions have apparently been lifted, allowing Shlongy to review, and converse, more than once per post.
I think.
Anyway, Shlongy will be making an appearance this weekend - Sunday , August 28 and Monday, August 29, at Trump Plaza in Atlantic City.
So, who's with me?
I get in around 1pm Sunday and scoot out on Monday, around 3pm.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-26 09:28:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Needs more Shlongy!
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-26 07:03:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I was with your wife last night, you know what she said...
same old shlongy has tiny pee pee
Submitted by Hector_Ramirez (user info) at 2005-08-26 05:46:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
This was degenerative.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-08-25 21:46:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-08-25 21:35:47 (#)
Ranking: 1
Is that a Muslim male mostly between the age of 17 and 40?
_____________
no. It's a Muslim EXTREMIST male mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.
and I love that this is in the middle of a street.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-08-25 21:35:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Is that a Muslim male mostly between the age of 17 and 40?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-08-25 20:55:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Those people look mighty pleased with themselves.
Submitted by pharmgirl147 (user info) at 2005-08-25 20:53:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2005-08-25 20:42:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
WTFOGHORN
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-08-25 20:16:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I miss the old shlongy, this one freaks me out.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-08-25 19:55:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
markedly less entertaining Shlongy!
Submitted by Dirt_E_Sanchez (user info) at 2005-08-25 19:37:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2ghey
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-08-25 19:06:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Didn't like the old Shlongy....don't like the new one.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-08-25 18:53:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
same old knuckles!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-08-25 18:42:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Brand new Shlongy!
Submitted by djgray (user info) at 2005-08-25 18:35:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
That's a groaner right there.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-08-25 18:28:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
i'm not sure i like this change
Submitted by spamtrap50 (user info) at 2005-08-25 18:17:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Brand new Shlongy!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-08-25 18:04:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
um, you could have least photoshopped shlongy's face to the cunt.
imbecile.
Submitted by The_Bloke (user info) at 2005-08-25 17:55:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sick puppy - is that the placenta between your teeth?
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-08-25 17:54:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
IS THAT BABY JESUS!?!?!?!?
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2005-08-25 17:54:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Nice
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-25 17:53:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
horrible!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-25 17:52:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Brand new Shlongy!