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The Passion of the Black Jesus (47398 hits)

Category: Graphics
Labels: ETS_Comedy_Photoshops

Rating: 1.64 on 153 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (View user info) at 2005-08-26 17:13:44 EDT




jesus be representin yo.jpg (535 kB)

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User Reviews


Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-10-05 16:26:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I can't believe I missed this gem.

The Last Supper picture and captions earn a +2 alone.

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-07-13 21:55:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

bordom sucks

Submitted by Godless_dave (user info) at 2006-03-16 22:54:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

hehe not bad

Submitted by Hexidecimal (user info) at 2006-01-01 01:53:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

fan fucking tastic

Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-12-09 11:52:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Still awesome.

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-12-02 05:38:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by BeavisChrist (user info) at 2005-12-02 05:01:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Genius.

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-11-08 18:14:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-08-29 00:34:42 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-08-29 00:15:47 (#)
Ranking: 2

Congrats on MVA.

-----------------

?

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Oops, meant BAW. Meh. Sorry.

Submitted by Kamargo (user info) at 2005-10-27 18:25:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Sublime

Excellent


B.R.A.V.O.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-09-29 10:28:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-09-29 10:05:51 (#)
Ranking: 2

How the fuck did I miss this?
---------------

...she says as she types on her braille keyboard.

Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-09-29 10:05:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

How the fuck did I miss this?

Submitted by flarn-dorfar (user info) at 2005-09-25 15:57:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Actually rather witty

Submitted by alfakyle (user info) at 2005-09-25 15:41:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

THUG LIFE!

Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2005-09-25 15:05:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"One of you niggas 'bout to sell my ass out."

Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2005-09-23 13:46:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by venusblue (user info) at 2005-09-22 16:47:24 (#)
Ranking: 2

OMG! That is the funniest S@!* I have EVER read. I laughed so hard I snorted, tears were streaming down my face and everyone here in the office kept going by asking me if I was ok.
~April

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Welcome.

Now get off your ass and write something ;)

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-09-23 13:15:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Hey. I'm glad you liked it. How are you? How are the kids? Tell them to call me please. I can't ever get an answer on your phone.

Submitted by venusblue (user info) at 2005-09-22 16:47:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

OMG! That is the funniest S@!* I have EVER read. I laughed so hard I snorted, tears were streaming down my face and everyone here in the office kept going by asking me if I was ok.
~April

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-09-08 21:33:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Mel Gibson is really Christ!

Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2005-09-06 19:53:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Whoa, congrats on B@W. This is so wrong in so many ways...

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-04 07:42:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

ratings repair! yay!

Submitted by lessonlearned (user info) at 2005-09-03 13:36:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

cock

Submitted by lessonlearned (user info) at 2005-09-03 13:36:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

fku

Submitted by lessonlearned (user info) at 2005-09-03 13:36:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-02 01:38:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

this sucked.



hehehehehehe

Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2005-09-01 14:07:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-08-31 13:02:30 (#)
Ranking: 2

UnFuckingReal

Well done.

And congrats on B@W


Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2005-08-31 20:13:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This shit was fuckin' dope.

Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-08-31 13:02:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

UnFuckingReal

Well done.

And congrats on B@W

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-08-30 19:09:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by psychabillyjean (user info) at 2005-08-30 19:01:20 (#)
Ranking: 2

"Rethpect."

------------------------

R-E-S-T-E-C-P

Ree-setk-pah

Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2005-08-30 19:07:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Damn that was fucking awesome. I wish i could read it again for the first time

Submitted by psychabillyjean (user info) at 2005-08-30 19:01:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"Rethpect."

Submitted by ama (user info) at 2005-08-30 18:51:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

good shit

Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-08-30 18:48:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Quasiplasmohedron (user info) at 2005-08-30 17:46:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

For the gang sign.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-30 12:42:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-08-30 11:54:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fu sho'.


Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-08-29 19:16:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yes.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-29 17:34:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I love ETS

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-08-29 17:32:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by keglined (user info) at 2005-08-29 17:27:50 (#)
Ranking: -2

nifty pics plus hackneyed formula = fun?

*yawn*

-----------------

yes. yes it does.

much like how a bottle of rum and your mom = syphilis

Submitted by keglined (user info) at 2005-08-29 17:27:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

nifty pics plus hackneyed formula = fun?

*yawn*

Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-08-29 16:10:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Praise the Lord. I am born again!

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-08-29 12:24:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Stylin'

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-08-29 00:34:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-08-29 00:15:47 (#)
Ranking: 2

Congrats on MVA.

-----------------

?

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-08-29 00:15:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Congrats on MVA.

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-08-28 23:46:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Bahahahahahahaha!!!

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-08-28 18:12:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

heheheheh....this is deja vu.

You go on, little man. Do your thing!

I think you're too much of a pussy to get them all anyway.

"You better get all of mine, cause I am damn sure gonna get all of yours."

Submitted by JHoersten2 (user info) at 2005-08-28 17:43:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

oh wow that's gay.

Submitted by JHoersten2 (user info) at 2005-08-28 17:42:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

very gay

Submitted by JHoersten2 (user info) at 2005-08-28 17:42:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

gay

Submitted by JHoersten2 (user info) at 2005-08-28 17:42:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You wanna be immature and type, "gay" on every post cause you're that immature? Ok. You have a lot more posts than me.


oh yes: gay

Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-08-28 16:34:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

CRAP sorry my bad

Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-08-28 16:34:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2005-08-27 16:49:54 (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-08-26 17:39:05 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by iqplusplus (user info) at 2005-08-26 17:35:28 (#)
Ranking: -1

Witty, lots of effort put in.

Content? Black for the sake of black ain't funny. Or as you would have it, nigga fo nigga ain't worth a holla damn, bitch.

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Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2005-08-26 17:34:01 (#)
Ranking: 1

Meh..not that good.
--------------------------

Fuck both of you in your dirty asses.

This is +2 all the way.

I hope both of your circle jerks go well this weekend.

Fuck Sticks

===================================

Wow. Clearly someone doesn't understand the purpose of the rating system, and if you're going to pull the userinfo card on that one guy, why not pull it on me too? I think ETS knows that I generally like him, but I just didn't find this particularly funny or clever. I didn't find it offensive at all, I just thought it was a pretty lack-of-effort type of thing. There could have been much funnier references involved here. Get over yourself, guy. And just for good measure:

Everything you ever wanted to know about Mike00295
User id: 19594
Registered on or around: 2005-06-10 11:08:17
# Messages posted: 13
# Reviews written: 886
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 344
# Hits: 7983
Average rating of all messages: 1.28

Shut up, #19594. Nobody cares about you.

___


Oh, stuff it, 4613.


Wait, crap, you have more hits than me. Fuck. Carry on...



(I'm joking, in case anybody missed that.)

Submitted by kgbpasha (user info) at 2005-08-28 01:03:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Now this I can understand.

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-08-27 21:40:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm the dictionary definition of sheepish.

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-08-27 21:18:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

240%

Submitted by JMS (user info) at 2005-08-27 20:29:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-08-27 19:20:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

jesus kinte... plus 2

Submitted by IntangibleHands (user info) at 2005-08-27 18:52:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

gay

Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-08-27 16:54:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Word. That shit was tight.

Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2005-08-27 16:49:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-08-26 17:39:05 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by iqplusplus (user info) at 2005-08-26 17:35:28 (#)
Ranking: -1

Witty, lots of effort put in.

Content? Black for the sake of black ain't funny. Or as you would have it, nigga fo nigga ain't worth a holla damn, bitch.

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Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2005-08-26 17:34:01 (#)
Ranking: 1

Meh..not that good.
--------------------------

Fuck both of you in your dirty asses.

This is +2 all the way.

I hope both of your circle jerks go well this weekend.

Fuck Sticks

===================================

Wow. Clearly someone doesn't understand the purpose of the rating system, and if you're going to pull the userinfo card on that one guy, why not pull it on me too? I think ETS knows that I generally like him, but I just didn't find this particularly funny or clever. I didn't find it offensive at all, I just thought it was a pretty lack-of-effort type of thing. There could have been much funnier references involved here. Get over yourself, guy. And just for good measure:

Everything you ever wanted to know about Mike00295
User id: 19594
Registered on or around: 2005-06-10 11:08:17
# Messages posted: 13
# Reviews written: 886
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 344
# Hits: 7983
Average rating of all messages: 1.28

Shut up, #19594. Nobody cares about you.

Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-08-27 15:39:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Plus fucking two.




That is all.

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-08-27 15:21:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

gratz on B@W

Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-08-27 14:29:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fa Shizzle, Bizzle!

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-08-27 10:13:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

fo shizzle

Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2005-08-27 10:06:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This...just....I....wow.


In a good way.

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-27 04:15:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

GET YOUR B@W ON!

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-08-27 02:55:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

wow man

congrats on B@W


Submitted by RandomJose (user info) at 2005-08-27 02:00:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This is all sorts of fucking awesome.

Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2005-08-27 01:58:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"Shame on a nigga who try to run game on a nigga."

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-27 01:49:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'll have you know that I was successful in washing all the sand out of my vagina.

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-08-27 01:40:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

nevermind then.

an ali g look alike.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-08-27 01:39:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Actually, I don't know if that's Ali G or not. I got that pic from a website that was selling like Halloween costumes or something, and the 'thug' costume was one of them.

The third picture is Tupac though. If you look close, you can tell.

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-08-27 01:33:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

yea thats ali g

what a fucking crazy guy

sacha cohen.

cambridge educated and married to one of the hottest australians i have ever seen

hawt.

Submitted by ArtificialInsanity (user info) at 2005-08-27 01:28:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Was that Ali G in the second picture?

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-08-26 23:02:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

heheheheheh.... HElls yea! Weiner was my inspiration.

Submitted by DyingBreed (user info) at 2005-08-26 22:48:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"cant no nigga fade black jesus"



LMFAO



now i KNOW you wrote it!



im seeing weiner all over again with his foty

Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-08-26 22:29:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Heh, that was pretty great.

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-08-26 21:31:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Fo' shizzle my nizzle

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-08-26 21:31:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh yea...and one for my fallen homies.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-08-26 21:28:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Coo, G...B@W.

Thanks Bart... Much love... Power to the people!

Submitted by Mister (user info) at 2005-08-26 21:03:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Werd.

Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2005-08-26 20:58:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I came back just to see you cry about it.

Submitted by THX1138 (user info) at 2005-08-26 20:49:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-08-26 20:42:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

for shizzle'

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-08-26 20:14:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

holy crap it is, stupid cache

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-08-26 20:13:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

it is so method. try refreshing

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-08-26 20:13:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

s'not on B@W yet, but im sure it will be

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2005-08-26 20:13:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

for earthworm jim.

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-08-26 20:11:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-08-26 20:00:17 (#)
Ranking: 2

platypus says: HOLY SHIT ITS ALREADY MADE B@W?!?!

)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

wow, that is the quickest i've ever seen that happen.

Submitted by pantsarestupid (user info) at 2005-08-26 20:09:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Thanks for this.

Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-08-26 20:06:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That kicked ass.

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-08-26 20:00:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

platypus says: HOLY SHIT ITS ALREADY MADE B@W?!?!

Submitted by Clark_Kent (user info) at 2005-08-26 19:50:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Black Jesus is a good friend of mine.

Submitted by gigamesh (user info) at 2005-08-26 19:45:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

I wasn't in the least amused. Call me what you will, because as we all know, THE INTERNET IS SERIOUS BUSINESS!

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-08-26 19:32:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-08-26 19:31:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

made me laugh.

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-08-26 19:18:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm back y'all
And I'm black y'all
And I blackety black and I'm back y'all.

To quote Chris Rock.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-08-26 19:11:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Jimmy_Esquire (user info) at 2005-08-26 19:09:29 (#)
Ranking: 2

When was the last time you saw a black jew?

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I hope this isn't a joke with a punchline about ovens. Let's not get carried away.

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-08-26 19:11:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Jimmy_Esquire (user info) at 2005-08-26 19:09:29 (#)
Ranking: 2

When was the last time you saw a black jew?

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1993, Ft Gordon, GA - 29J school
And he went Airborne!

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-08-26 19:10:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

So, what you're saying, Davy, is that being a dick comes naturally?

(This isn't the first time you've 'differed in opinion' on one of my posts. I guess some people never learn.)

Submitted by Jimmy_Esquire (user info) at 2005-08-26 19:09:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

When was the last time you saw a black jew?

Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2005-08-26 19:06:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I didn't find any part of this amusing, but I suppose someone will yell at me now for having a differing opinion. It's the Ubersite way.

Submitted by lush (user info) at 2005-08-26 19:05:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

still funny on my second read-through

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-08-26 19:01:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

WHO!?!?!

Why have I, an avid sports fan (except for the gay ones like football, polo, and rugby), have never heard of this great moment in sports history!?!?!

You have to link me to a clip or something.

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-08-26 18:59:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-08-26 18:49:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-08-26 18:39:54 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-08-26 18:35:37 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by AshyLarry (user info) at 2005-08-26 18:26:00 (#)
Ranking: 2

You forgot the part where he won NBA Rookie of the Year in 1968.


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oh man i laughed my ass off at that

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Actually, I don't see what's so funny about it... That was a very emotional moment for black Jesus, and will be covered in 'The Passion of Black Jesus Part II: Back in Black' or maybe it was part III, 'The Empire Strikes Black'.

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Have you seen the clip of the award show?

He flashed the entire USA his package right before he cursed out every rookie in the league

it was one of the greatest acceptance speeches in the history of sports.

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-26 18:47:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-08-26 18:37:07 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-26 18:31:53 (#)
Ranking: 0

I am not Christain, black or offended. sorry.

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OH MY GOD! C1ndy is a heathen albino!

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I feel bad cos everyone else thinks it is funny. I think it must be because English black people don't do any of the crazy shit that black people in internet cartoons do, and out of everyone I know, only one person is religious.

It's like me trying to make you laugh about the miners strike or Peter Andre.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-08-26 18:40:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Yea, I know my puns are shit.

I'll shut up now.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-08-26 18:39:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-08-26 18:35:37 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by AshyLarry (user info) at 2005-08-26 18:26:00 (#)
Ranking: 2

You forgot the part where he won NBA Rookie of the Year in 1968.


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oh man i laughed my ass off at that

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Actually, I don't see what's so funny about it... That was a very emotional moment for black Jesus, and will be covered in 'The Passion of Black Jesus Part II: Back in Black' or maybe it was part III, 'The Empire Strikes Black'.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-08-26 18:37:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-26 18:31:53 (#)
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I am not Christain, black or offended. sorry.

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OH MY GOD! C1ndy is a heathen albino!

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-08-26 18:35:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by AshyLarry (user info) at 2005-08-26 18:26:00 (#)
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You forgot the part where he won NBA Rookie of the Year in 1968.


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oh man i laughed my ass off at that

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-26 18:32:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

and another

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-26 18:31:53 EDT (#)
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I am not Christain, black or offended. sorry.

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-26 18:29:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-26 18:03:13 (#)
Ranking: 2

Typical white boy "i got black friends" speech.

Let me ask you this.

You ever live with teh blacks?
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One of my closest friends is an intelligent, very well spoken black man...





He would have busted a nut laughing at this.

Submitted by AshyLarry (user info) at 2005-08-26 18:26:00 EDT (#)
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You forgot the part where he won NBA Rookie of the Year in 1968.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-08-26 18:24:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It was a joke, Rad.



Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2005-08-26 18:22:38 EDT (#)
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I hope it's sitll funny when you're in HELL!!

Good shit.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-26 18:20:09 EDT (#)
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wow.

what is more sad, a christian or someone who spends any amount of time or thought into hating them?

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-26 18:18:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

if Dave Chappelle did this, it would be fine. What's the difference? This is not anymore 'racist' or 'offensive' than his stuff.

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because he is black. A double standard exists. It isn't fair, but hey, life is shit.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-08-26 18:15:17 EDT (#)
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Actually, this was meant to be offensive to Chistians... I'm quite surprised at the accusation that it is offensive to blacks.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-08-26 18:13:28 EDT (#)
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Never lived with them... but I'm comfortable being myself around them. Mostly, I talk in half ebonics anyway just because I find it hilarious.

But this wasn't meant to be offensive. Look at it this way...if Dave Chappelle did this, it would be fine. What's the difference? This is not anymore 'racist' or 'offensive' than his stuff.

Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-08-26 18:09:54 EDT (#)
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Hahaha. When I was 15 I drew a comic about a black jesus. It was pretty funny.

Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2005-08-26 18:05:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I'm all for making fun of black people (as well as any other race) too, but something about this seemed a little...

I dont know if I can think of the word for it, but have you ever heard a bunch of skaters or Catholic schoolboys try to make fun of blacks? This is how it sounds. Still had its moments.

Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-08-26 18:04:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Jesus Kinte.



PLUS FUCKING TWO.

B@W

OSCAR FOR DRAMATIC ETHNIC PERFORMANCE!

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-08-26 18:04:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Kind of funny but borderline offensive.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-26 18:03:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Typical white boy "i got black friends" speech.

Let me ask you this.

You ever live with teh blacks?

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-08-26 18:00:53 EDT (#)
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I know plenty of black people. Most of the cool ones will joke about shit like this WITH you! That is, if you know them well enough.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-26 17:56:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

NEVER

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-08-26 17:55:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh jesus, another shitballer


Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-26 17:54:15 (#)
Ranking: 1

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Who the hell are you? Let's see you post something of quality!

Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2005-08-26 17:55:13 EDT (#)
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Beautiful

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-26 17:54:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by iqplusplus (user info) at 2005-08-26 17:35:28 (#)
Ranking: -1

Witty, lots of effort put in.

Content? Black for the sake of black ain't funny. Or as you would have it, nigga fo nigga ain't worth a holla damn, bitch.

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Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2005-08-26 17:34:01 (#)
Ranking: 1

Meh..not that good.
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pretty much.

It screams "I don't know any black people"

Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-08-26 17:51:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Everything you ever wanted to know about iqplusplus
User id: 20145
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Average rating of all messages: 0.41

Eat Shit

Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2005-08-26 17:50:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Nice, better than the vast majority of crap appearing here lately.

Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-08-26 17:47:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Actually it should be like a 1.88. I don't know how to do that without ripping out my testicles.

Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-08-26 17:47:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I think of this like a 1.5, so, what the fuck. I know a bunch of worthless shit gets posted on here all the time but HEY, I fucking own Utah.

Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-08-26 17:45:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh god, the conflict. Yeah this was funny in a stereotypical way, but seriously, uh, i've been home for like half an hour and i'm almost drunk, I'm randy as fuck man. You're my boy though ETS, you're my boy.

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-08-26 17:44:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I know ETS can handle his own shit...without whining I'm not sure but that's not the point.

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Submitted by iqplusplus (user info) at 2005-08-26 17:35:28 (#)
Ranking: -1

Witty, lots of effort put in.

Content? Black for the sake of black ain't funny. Or as you would have it, nigga fo nigga ain't worth a holla damn, bitch.

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Who the are you and why in the fuck would you think that your fucking opinion matters at all?

Go post something half this funny and I'll tell your daddy he can stop sucking my dick for nickels

And maybe if you are good for the rest of your time here I'll stop sending my dog over your house and to take that money you owe me out of your mom's ass.

Ok?

Submitted by lush (user info) at 2005-08-26 17:43:09 EDT (#)
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And another cuz I haven't seen anything entertaining on here for a while...

Submitted by hawkeynut (user info) at 2005-08-26 17:42:19 EDT (#)
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dis mutha fucka was off the hizzle

Submitted by lush (user info) at 2005-08-26 17:40:24 EDT (#)
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Don't listen to the haters, this was good shit!

Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-08-26 17:39:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by iqplusplus (user info) at 2005-08-26 17:35:28 (#)
Ranking: -1

Witty, lots of effort put in.

Content? Black for the sake of black ain't funny. Or as you would have it, nigga fo nigga ain't worth a holla damn, bitch.

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Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2005-08-26 17:34:01 (#)
Ranking: 1

Meh..not that good.
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Fuck both of you in your dirty asses.

This is +2 all the way.

I hope both of your circle jerks go well this weekend.

Fuck Sticks

Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-08-26 17:37:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-08-26 17:27:11 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted to B.at.W....my first nomination.
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For sure

Submitted by iqplusplus (user info) at 2005-08-26 17:35:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Witty, lots of effort put in.

Content? Black for the sake of black ain't funny. Or as you would have it, nigga fo nigga ain't worth a holla damn, bitch.

Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2005-08-26 17:34:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Meh..not that good.

Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-08-26 17:31:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

your greatest post.


fo' reals.

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-08-26 17:29:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

sg platypus says: B@W as well

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-08-26 17:27:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted to B.at.W....my first nomination.

Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-08-26 17:27:09 EDT (#)
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Holy crap.

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-08-26 17:26:15 EDT (#)
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this is only the 2nd post that i am going to nominate for b@w

you should be proud.

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-08-26 17:25:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

oh my fucking god


Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-08-26 17:25:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

B@W

Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-08-26 17:24:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 Doesn't say enough.

Classic

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-08-26 17:24:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This is the greatest thing I have seen in ages

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-08-26 17:23:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!


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