One Good Reason Why You Shouldn't Piss Me Off (1822 hits)
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Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (View user info) at 2005-08-27 18:47:30 EDT
I've been frequenting the bar scene lately because I love paying 7 dollars for a shot of anything as opposed to just buying a bottle of tequila for twenty dollars. I support the local music scene and make it a point to go to bar's with live music instead of the clubs with a disc jockey. I try to find bands that play original music, but mostly cover bands rule the circuit where I'm from. It's not that I mind bands that cover other peoples songs, I just want it to be done right if I hear it.
Last night it was definitely not done right. I went to a local bar called McGuffy's with a couple of my buddies to get a few drinks; not really caring if there was a band playing that night or not. We started drinking around 7:00 and were pretty thoroughly buzzed by the time we noticed that a band by the name of "The Kickers" were setting up their gear. Sometimes you can tell just by the way a band looks if they're going to be any good, and this was definitely one of them. Their lead singer was a middle-aged stump of a man that wore eye-liner and had this annoying lisp when he talked to the audience. Their drummer was a teenager that looked like he was a backup dancer for Mariah Carey. The bass and guitar player looked like retarded dogs jumping around the stage in an off-beat and very white guy manner. They played classics from bands such as Motley Crue's "Dr. Feelgood", and stumbled through a horrible rendition of "Smells Like Teen Spirit" by Nirvana. That's right, they fucked up songs that don't even merit any effort from most guitar players.
Four songs was enough. I was getting tired of hearing music I've listened to on the radio all my life being shittified in front of my very eyes. I suggested to my friends that we leave before I started projectile vomiting onto their equipment. Being that I was intoxicated, I said it very loud and followed it up with a few slaps on the table to show my disapproval of them. I didn't even think at the time that 90% of the audience was assorted family and friends with the band. As we were making our way out of the bar, this guy comes from nowhere and blocks the door; folding his arms like he's a hillbilly bouncer that's had enough of my shenanigans. Everything went quickly down hill from here.....
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Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-09-16 22:20:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by minimumdino (user info) at 2006-01-10 18:23:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i will visit a gay bar just like that one day when i want to know how people like you think
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-08-29 01:56:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for Gary Busey.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-08-29 00:00:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Eat shit and die, I fucking disown you, blah blah blah.
Sorry, I was making a preperation speech for when my kid tells me he is gay.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-08-28 18:31:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-08-27 18:52:19 (#)
Ranking: 2
My spleen just exploded.
Submitted by GaidinCanuck (user info) at 2005-08-28 10:54:44 EDT (#)
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+1 for quality
+1 for effort
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-08-28 10:43:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-08-28 01:45:58 (#)
Ranking: 1
nice. it was good but not as good as some of your others.
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I think at least one person says that each time I post. WHERE IS THE CONNECTION?!!?"!?!??!?!?!
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-08-28 01:45:58 EDT (#)
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nice. it was good but not as good as some of your others.
Submitted by AlexorGM (user info) at 2005-08-28 01:43:06 EDT (#)
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what the FUCK!?
Submitted by Mister (user info) at 2005-08-27 23:41:33 EDT (#)
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My name has a second meaning.
I have no idea what it is yet, but "Mister Mister" is now in the running, I can assure you of that.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2005-08-27 23:30:06 EDT (#)
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Beautiful.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-08-27 22:50:28 EDT (#)
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I like to think of myself as "mentally superior to stupid people", but not right in the head works as well. I like your name Mister, reminds me of the band Mister Mister, which I hate. Next time you post I guarantee that it might be good.
Submitted by Mister (user info) at 2005-08-27 22:45:36 EDT (#)
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You're not right in the head, you know that?
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-08-27 22:24:41 EDT (#)
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i like terry bradshaw he's a funny guy who the fuck is jake? who the fuck is jake? that gary busey chick is starting to look half decent....
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-08-27 20:59:13 EDT (#)
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oh shit im drunak?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-08-27 20:58:45 EDT (#)
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Charles Nelson Reilly, Terry Bradshaw, a donkey, a cute dog, crystal meth, a guy with muttonchops and a hot chick with Gary Busey's face. Yep it's all there.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-08-27 20:36:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This should get solid 2s on this line alone:
"I'm also the inventor of the crystal meth blanket, and I wrote the script for the Neverending Story! ATREYU!"
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-08-27 20:35:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-27 20:13:45 (#)
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Submitted by IntangibleHands (user info) at 2005-08-27 19:46:00 (#)
Ranking: -2
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Looks like another log for the bonfire burning in your name, GLALL.
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The guy has got a right to his opinions. If you don't go to seedy bars and deal with characters as such, I could see how it could be hard to relate to this post.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-08-27 20:32:56 EDT (#)
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Wickidy-WOW.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-08-27 20:28:43 EDT (#)
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Didn't you mean serenade?
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-27 20:13:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by IntangibleHands (user info) at 2005-08-27 19:46:00 (#)
Ranking: -2
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Looks like another log for the bonfire burning in your name, GLALL.
Tell me intangible, do YOU go well with a marinade?
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2005-08-27 20:03:15 EDT (#)
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Funny becasue you admited your love of
marinated dog masterbation. thanks again.
Submitted by allbeefpatty (user info) at 2005-08-27 19:58:37 EDT (#)
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I so know people like that.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-08-27 19:57:20 EDT (#)
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I went home and watched TV Shlongy, duh. This shit happens all the time.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-08-27 19:57:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by IntangibleHands (user info) at 2005-08-27 19:54:28 (#)
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-08-27 19:52:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
well...you blow.
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You're wittiness amazes me.
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At least I'm not a nit-wit...
half-wit
joyce de-witt
Submitted by IntangibleHands (user info) at 2005-08-27 19:54:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-08-27 19:52:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
well...you blow.
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You're wittiness amazes me.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-08-27 19:52:50 EDT (#)
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guys...even
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-27 19:52:39 EDT (#)
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Ok...and then what happened?
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-08-27 19:52:14 EDT (#)
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well...you blow.
Submitted by IntangibleHands (user info) at 2005-08-27 19:46:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-08-27 19:26:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't get it, but Snark liked it and that's good enough for me.
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Let's hear it for being FOLLOWERS WITHOUT OUR OWN OPINIONS.
**oh yea, and this post blew.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-08-27 19:41:50 EDT (#)
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mmmmm.....legal virgins in white wine marinade.............I would marry you, but, well you know, you're married.
Submitted by ArtificialInsanity (user info) at 2005-08-27 19:39:06 EDT (#)
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On the blood of Lynyrd Skynyrd.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-27 19:29:29 EDT (#)
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I will build a golden lifesize idol in your honor.
I will terrorize small farming communities in your name.
I will force Pepsi to come out with a new soft drink bearing your initials.
I will sacrifice suv's filled with heathen soccer moms to gain your notice.
I will call down the fires of heaven to set ablaze the city of your choice.
And I will bring you legal virgins to sate your wild hunger.
Will a basil, white wine marinade work, 'cus if not I could work out a dry spice rub for a good BBQ.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-08-27 19:26:35 EDT (#)
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I don't get it, but Snark liked it and that'a good enough for me.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-08-27 19:15:23 EDT (#)
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YES! MORE CHAOS!
Submitted by Clark_Kent (user info) at 2005-08-27 19:12:52 EDT (#)
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Alright then funnyman.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-08-27 19:06:35 EDT (#)
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i've grown out the redneck fuzz before. i think it's the funniest shit in the entire world.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-08-27 18:55:40 EDT (#)
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-08-27 18:52:19 EDT (#)
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My spleen just exploded.