Bowling in Michigan plus a stupid camwhore (1861 hits)
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Rating: 0.95 on 83 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Corn Nugget (View user info) at 2005-08-28 14:15:23 EDT
We're going bowling on Friday night.
Colonial Lanes
1950 S Industrial Hwy
Ann Arbor, MI 48104
8:00
I got my hair cut.
User Reviews
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-11 19:40:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yay
Submitted by crownofsuns (user info) at 2005-11-03 01:14:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I admire your courage putting up your pic and asking everyone how you looked, probably knowing that people were going to say mean shit and you still did not care. *bows*
Submitted by malbin (user info) at 2005-11-03 00:35:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
HOLY SHIT YOUR FUGLY
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-13 07:19:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
How was bowling?
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-09-26 13:49:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i've seen better faces on roadkill.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-09-26 13:33:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
C, Your hair looks fabulous. Great style missy.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2005-09-26 13:16:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
seriously? this is as useless as a Flarn-Dorfar post.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2005-09-26 13:15:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
what the fuck?
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-09-02 17:49:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I will be there, just probally not till 11 (i gotta work)
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-08-30 18:21:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If you're talking about the automatic camwhore insult, it's simply honorary, it doesn't mean shit. If you're talking about the blotchy face, it was a statement, and not meant as a specific insult.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-30 06:32:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I took a shot at her too.
But I still think she is awesome.
she rocks, she rules, etc.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/74117
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-08-30 06:20:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-08-29 19:29:18 (#)
Ranking: 0
Rawrg agrees, it seems. If a n00b had posted a crappy camwhore, told us they'd had a haircut and that they were going bowling, they'd be -2d into the ground. But since it's the FAMOUS nugget, +2s all round, chaps!
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Like I said before, it's not the -2, dude. It's the insult. -2 all you want, I just didn't think taking a shot at her because you didn't like her post was necessary. And it wasn't about going bowling...it was about inviting people on Uber to go bowling with them; people who she didn't have AIM or email addresses for.
Rawrg was worse, actually, and even more ridiculous...she posts twice in a month and she's a shameful attention whore? Please.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-08-29 19:42:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You are such a nerd.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-08-29 19:40:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wah wah wah
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-08-29 19:29:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
TheCaes- "This is Ubersite. Though it may be hard to believe, not every single post is intended to amuse YOU."
Dude, I never said it was completely pointless. In fact, I said "I rated based on how much I liked this post, and that is a -2"
In my humble opinion, there was no point in posting this. Hence my first -2. Then corn_nugget replied telling me I was talking shit, so I decided NOT to switch to my customary "0" rating for following reviews.
Rawrg agrees, it seems. If a n00b had posted a crappy camwhore, told us they'd had a haircut and that they were going bowling, they'd be -2d into the ground. But since it's the FAMOUS nugget, +2s all round, chaps!
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-08-29 18:42:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice do too!
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-08-29 18:39:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Har har i will stop at he alley after work its only like 10 minutes from me.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-29 17:44:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
thats a 29 hour drive for me.
not that you would have me after what I did.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-08-29 17:34:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-08-29 09:02:26 (#)
Ranking: 2
You wear that 'do well. Nice cut.
On the other hand, would it kill you to smile? Are you hard? Are you too tough to handle, too cold to hold?
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-29 10:51:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
cool hair!
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-29 09:38:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So you know it takes me over an hour to get to Ann Arbor, right?
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-08-29 09:02:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You wear that 'do well. Nice cut.
On the other hand, would it kill you to smile? Are you hard? Are you too tough to handle, too cold to hold?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-29 07:23:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
no im not
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-08-29 04:12:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I mean, -2 if you feel like that...but what's the point of the insult?
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Exactly. And besides, her hair looks nice, and no I'm NOT trying to suck up and/or get laid.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-08-29 03:58:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy fuck what a bunch of semi-literate asswipes some of you are.
Sebcharrot -- did you just rail on someone for not posting something with content? (even though it clearly DID have content, as it was an invitation to anyone on uber to go bowling)
Hmmm, let's see here. Maybe you can explain the richness of your content in these two posts.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/19386 -- I don't even know what the hell that means
http://www.ubersite.com/m/24149 -- I only mention this one because you said you don't care that corn nugget got a haircut. Well, I don't care that you drew a cartoon of a sweaty pedophile when you were 15, and I can't imagine many other people did either. But unlike you, I didn't leave a -2 and insult you. I mean, -2 if you feel like that...but what's the point of the insult?
This is Ubersite. Though it may be hard to believe, not every single post is intended to amuse YOU. Just because this one didn't doesn't mean it was worthless.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-08-28 23:09:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wish I could go. Hair looks great. Different color, too, no? I'd like you to smile in your next camwhore. But, that's just me and I don't count.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-08-28 22:49:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
bowling?
mapquest says:
Total Est. Time: 2 hours, 39 minutes
Total Est. Distance: 161.67 miles
can do!
my wallet says:
low funds
: (
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-28 22:31:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck it.
im a rude sheep too.
Submitted by Ishamael (user info) at 2005-08-28 22:15:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Didn't your mother teach you that sucking a crack whore's cock will give you herpes?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-08-28 22:12:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Some people on this site are so rude. Didn't your 3rd grade teacher ever teach you it's not cool to put other people down just to make yourself feel like a big man? Pathetic.
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-08-28 22:00:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Apparently some attention whores have no judgment or shame. I don't care who likes you, this post sucks.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-08-28 21:22:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I got a haircut too. I didn't post about it. Why not? BECAUSE WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?? It doesn't entertain or interest me. My god, someone was paid to take some scissors to your hair. Wowza.
Your face *is* blotchy. Just look at it, dammit. The end of your nose is a deep pink, as if a spot just under your eye and a lighter patch on your forehead. It's blotchy.
Bowling is not a good enough reason. AIM and emails work fine.
Final point: I rated based on how much I liked this post, and that is a -2.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-28 21:06:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
<insert obligatory rude camwhore reference>
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-08-28 20:45:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Seb, what the fuck are you talking about?
The reason for that camwhore is because I just got a dramatic haircut... dramaticly different from what it was before.
Blotcy face? It isn't.
The reason for this post: letting people from the area who have never been out with uberfolk know that we are planning on getting together for a few hours on Friday.
Submitted by gigamesh (user info) at 2005-08-28 20:33:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Fat_girl_angle_shot
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-08-28 20:33:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ok, customary insult for camwhore:
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Looks like your pimp smacked you up pretty hard. Serves you right for not swallowing it all.
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Nothing personal, but there should be no reason to post just a camwhore of you with a blotchy face.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-28 20:23:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This one was much better - no Eddie Vedder resemblance.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-08-28 20:03:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Erm... of course, not Hadley, but HadToBeDone. Or some variation thereof.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-08-28 20:02:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hadley... seriously, what are you talking about? That comment of yours actually made me bristle a little bit. I went back through my posts thinking "what other stupid stuff have I done on uber?", shut my computer, opened it again... wallowed in self-doubt and insecurity for a bit, and came back to look at this post.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-08-28 19:56:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
At least your idea of "best angle" is different than Urbane's....
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-08-28 19:52:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And no, nothing is wrong with my neck. I'm just insecure about how I look, so I have this idea in my head of "the best angle", and voila!
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-08-28 19:50:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What shit I've pulled? That stupid pregnant thing? Uber never forgets.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-08-28 19:42:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
is something wrong with your neck? it's the same thing in every picture. your face does have a right-hand side, correct?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-08-28 19:38:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You're pushing 30? In light of some of the shit you've pulled, that's really fucking depressing.
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-08-28 19:25:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
H@W H@W
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-08-28 18:19:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Caul? What?
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2005-08-28 18:05:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
caul?
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-08-28 17:46:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-08-28 17:07:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Davy- This is so people who I dont KNOW that live in the area also have a way in which to find out about this.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-08-28 17:04:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Ach comeon.
Provide some interesting content here!
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-08-28 16:57:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Smokey, this is bowling not 'Nam. There are rules."
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-08-28 16:52:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WOO
Bowling!
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-08-28 16:52:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love it!!
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-08-28 16:48:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The Dude: Walter, ya know, it's Smokey, so his toe slipped over the line a little, big deal. It's just a game, man.
Walter Sobchak: Dude, this is a league game, this determines who enters the next round robin. Am I wrong? Am I wrong?
Smokey: Yeah, but I wasn't over. Gimme the marker Dude, I'm marking it 8.
Walter Sobchak: [pulls out a gun] Smokey, my friend, you are entering a world of pain.
The Dude: Walter...
Walter Sobchak: You mark that frame an 8, and you're entering a world of pain.
Smokey: I'm not...
Walter Sobchak: A world of pain.
Smokey: Dude, he's your partner...
Walter Sobchak: [shouting] Has the whole world gone crazy? Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules? Mark it zero!
The Dude: They're calling the cops, put the piece away.
Walter Sobchak: Mark it zero!
[points gun in Smokey's face]
Smokey: Walter...
Smokey: [shouting] You think I'm fucking around here? Mark it zero!
Smokey: All right, it's fucking zero. Are you happy, you crazy fuck?
Walter Sobchak: ...It's a league game, Smokey.
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None of you fuckers plan on bringing a pistol, right?
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-08-28 16:42:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by ArtificialInsanity (user info) at 2005-08-28 16:26:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Word of advice: NEVER engage in strenuous physical activity after drinking excessive amounts of Hawaiian Punch. You will vomit.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-08-28 16:23:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"A good haircut for under $10.00?, Yep, at Haircuttery."
watch for the 7-10 split.
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2005-08-28 16:23:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Superior means of communication to private parties exist.
Submitted by Rope (user info) at 2005-08-28 16:14:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-08-28 15:16:39 (#)
Ranking: 0
...Herpes, Ebola and Manic...
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ahahaha
sounds pleasant.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2005-08-28 16:11:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like the highlights too.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2005-08-28 16:09:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+ 2 because I got my hair cut too! Basically I cut it from this http://www.ubersite.com/m/38164, to above chin level and died it punkass red. Very different. It's so nice to not have to spend at least five minutes getting the tangles out in the morning.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-28 15:43:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nice smile in teh picture
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2005-08-28 15:36:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
hair looks nice.
wish i could come
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-28 15:18:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I feel bad and would love to come, just not possible
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-08-28 15:16:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I refuse to plan another event. If you want to do something in the future, you'll have to plan it.
So far I've only talked to Herpes, Ebola and Manic about this... They are all in. You're missing out.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-28 15:13:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're right, it's friday...however I do have a friend in town for the wedding and lots of people getting together...raincheck
Now you have to plan another event
hehe
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-08-28 15:11:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Aww thanks ashlee. It FEELS kinda hot to have my neck bare. I've never had my hair this short.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-08-28 15:03:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You look hot.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-08-28 15:01:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No such thing as a friday night wedding! You've gotta come, Dave!
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-28 15:01:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have a wedding to go to
Yikes
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-08-28 14:57:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oh wait, what?
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-28 14:54:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll be there
oh wait...
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-08-28 14:51:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What the fuck is this nonsense?
A camwhore without tits and vagina?
MINUS 2 GAZILLION
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-28 14:45:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Love the hair!
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-08-28 14:29:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Filthy, I think you and I have similar hair. Mine is naturally curly, and I usually just give up on it, and let it do whatever.
But I decided I'm almost 30, and I should probably start brushing my hair... so... voila!
Thanks
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-08-28 14:28:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Stabby- I think they do that. Most of the places out here do.
ICO- Bowling is practically FREE! If you really have no money you can just stand/sit around and enjoy the company.
Caesar- Take the weekend off of work and come bowling. ;)
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-08-28 14:26:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Good hair. Made me momentarily consider going to the hairdresser as opposed to halfheartedly hacking at my "I'm Not Intentionally Trying to Look Like Simba" non-haircut.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-08-28 14:23:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That 'do looks nice on you.
I totally want you.
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2005-08-28 14:22:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I need money.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-08-28 14:21:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is it one of those bowling nights with the music & black lights/neon? Some places do a great job with that...even replacing the original white pins with pink & green ones. Of course, all they play is usually crap music with an occasional decent song. (DJ's these days suck 9 times out of 10)
Bowling is fun.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-08-28 14:18:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks Jeannee... I like it quite a bit. I hugged my hairdresser for it. You can't tell so much in that picture, but it's really short in the back and gets longer at the front...
I rock, I rule, etc etc etc
;)
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-08-28 14:16:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oh yeah... anyone is welcome... email me if you need something.
cornnugget.at.gmail.com
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-08-28 14:16:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Love the haircut.