Andy Milonakis is the worst comedian of all time. (1954 hits)
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Submitted by Joe Fatha <Popple_mario.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2005-08-29 07:29:42 EDT
I'll tell you if there is one thing I hate is forced bad comdey. Of course it isn't bad if it's on something like Gamefaqs but once it gets on national television something must be done. Who am I talking about exactly?
This guy: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andy_Milonakis ... Now that you've burned your eyes from his hideousness I continue...
I'm sure this show (The Andy Milonakis Show on MTV) could've been funny if you are four, stoned and stupid. It also may be funny if you're 12 and think he's only 14 but when you see he's impersonating a fucking teenager at one year short of 3 decades (that's 29 years old for you) screams paedophile!
My search for others who utterly hate this show wasn't much. I did find the ever hilarious anit milonakis show (http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2676151?htv=12) but the rest was a bunch of teenage girls saying they'd bang him.
Now if you seen this show you have my pity. You know it's random but unfunny. Not even Kung Fu Lincoln is funny. I mean you can be a fan of random comedy, but when a fucking Molestor comes on national T.V. to have a funeral for a piece of Bologna then there is something wrong.
If you haven't seen this show then you haven't seen the worst pits of hell. Don't ever ever see it.
It all started with some guy posting a video on the net about how the SuperBowl is gay. Then he goes on about cats being gay and eventually says he himself, is actually a Homosexual.
Now I'm not one to judge but saying yourself is gay then using your own disiese to fake your age to get on Television is pathetic. This guy is also repeatadly shown eating on his show. Man I hate him.
Shouldn't he give that food to help the starving people?
Anyway I know it's MTV but even they have reached a new low.
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Submitted by alragusa (user info) at 2005-08-29 22:59:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Step One: Open MS Word.
Step Two: Type post.
Step Three: Click SpellCheck.
Step Four: Cut and Paste to Uber.
Also, MTV is garbage, as is this post. I don't care about this bag of shit.
-2 DIE. -2 DIE. -2 DIE.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-08-29 22:54:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-08-29 22:23:57 (#)
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If I watched it, and didn't hate it, but was stoned out of my mind, am I still ghey?
Yes, very much so.
Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2005-08-29 22:44:11 EDT (#)
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I really doubt he's 29- people with that condition just don't look as normal as he does (so says my Uncle, who's a doctor, but hell, what does a doctor know about medical conditions). I don't understand the website that is giving that info- maybe its a typo, I don't know.
I don't see why people hate the show- it's brilliant when you're stoned. Seriously nothing is better than that show and a 4 foot bong.
But whatever- differnt strokes I guesses.
Submitted by starshine (user info) at 2005-08-29 22:37:32 EDT (#)
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I HATE THAT SHOW.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-08-29 22:23:57 EDT (#)
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If I watched it, and didn't hate it, but was stoned out of my mind, am I still ghey?
Submitted by Lmarie22000 (user info) at 2005-08-29 18:34:00 EDT (#)
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That's just fucking creepy that he's 29 and leads on to be a teenager.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-08-29 18:06:12 EDT (#)
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I hate that little shithead. I'm both stupid and a stoner I still think the show sucks balls. My friend and I have tried 4 times to make it through an entire episode, we've yet to actually do it.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-08-29 17:02:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
anybody who watches MTV is ghey.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-29 16:42:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
meh
Submitted by Grownasskid (user info) at 2005-08-29 15:51:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
mouth full of bees, you know what I'm saying?
Submitted by Mister (user info) at 2005-08-29 11:38:04 EDT (#)
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He's older than I am?
Fuckabees...
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2005-08-29 10:19:51 EDT (#)
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That kid is effing older than I am??!!11
Now I really want to slap him.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-08-29 10:14:59 EDT (#)
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if he was really 12 and he made the show ENTIRELY by himself, i'd say he's got talent and potential.
but now that i know he's 29!
that's a whole different story.
+2 for sharing my hatred of him
-1 for 2 posts in a day
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-08-29 09:54:39 EDT (#)
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Eh, I think he's pretty funny. Then again, I have the sense of humor of a 14 year old boy.
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2005-08-29 09:17:09 EDT (#)
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Dude, plus fucking two for telling me he how old he was. I thought the guy was fucking 13 years old on the show. Seriously, he looks like a fucking child. That sucks for him.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-08-29 09:00:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Sorry dude. The little fat fucker makes me laugh.
He ever starts doing the Truffle Shuffle and he might win an Emmy.
Submitted by Popple (user info) at 2005-08-29 08:59:45 EDT (#)
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What? Only one: "Kill yourself, you dumbass" comment?
And the Collage, it was done in a minute using Microsoft paint.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-08-29 08:56:20 EDT (#)
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Actually, I just looked at your first post and enjoyed it a lot more than this one. And that's the one with the worse rating. Go figure.
Because that was the first of two, I won't rate that one, but I'll +1 this one, which should make my overall rating for this post -0.67.
It's funny that your collage post got relatively panned while my last post (which is a collage) is at around 1.60. Something to be said about being an established uberer.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-08-29 08:53:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I'm not talking about typos. Being under the constant threat of people looking over my shoulder at work, I recognize the need for fast typing without the benefit of a spell and/or grammar check.
I'm talking about screaming run-ons like:
"It also may be funny if you're 12 and think he's only 14 but when you see he's impersonating a fucking teenager at one year short of 3 decades (that's 29 years old for you) screams pedophile!"
Now, the last thing I want to be is an Uber Grammar Nazi. There are plenty of uberers that make quality posts without the benefit of Ph.D.-level English skillz. I just found the post as a whole not that great. -2 does seem a little harsh, however, so I'll make it a -1.5 and expect a better outing next time..
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-29 08:48:48 EDT (#)
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What are you doing?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-29 08:44:18 EDT (#)
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oh my christ just die now please.
seriously.
take your own life.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-08-29 08:39:51 EDT (#)
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Now was that fucking necessary?
Submitted by Popple (user info) at 2005-08-29 08:35:34 EDT (#)
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Actually, I would have given it a better rating if it were the first and if the grammar were slightly better. So...welcome! ~
Thanks for the welcome. You want better grammar?
I'll tell you if there is one thing I hate is forced bad comedy. Of course it isn't bad if it's on something like Gamefaqs but once it gets on national television something must be done. Who am I talking about exactly?
This guy: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andy_Milonakis ... Now that you've burned your eyes from his hideousness I continue...
I'm sure this show (The Andy Milonakis Show on MTV) could've been funny if you are four, stoned and stupid. It also may be funny if you're 12 and think he's only 14 but when you see he's impersonating a fucking teenager at one year short of 3 decades (that's 29 years old for you) screams pedophile!
My search for others who utterly hate this show wasn't much. I did find the ever hilarious Anti Milonakis show (http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2676151?htv=12) but the rest was a bunch of teenage girls saying they'd bang him.
Now if you seen this show you have my pity. You know it's random but unfunny. Not even Kung Fu Lincoln is funny. I mean you can be a fan of random comedy, but when a fucking Molester comes on national T.V. to have a funeral for a piece of Bologna then there is something wrong.
If you haven't seen this show then you haven't seen the worst pits of hell. Don't ever see it.
It all started with some guy posting a video on the net about how the Super Bowl is gay. Then he goes on about cats being gay and eventually says he himself, is actually a Homosexual.
Now I'm not one to judge but saying yourself is gay then using your own disease to fake your age to get on Television is pathetic. This guy is also repeatedly shown eating on his show. Man I hate him.
Shouldn't he give that food to help the starving people?
Anyway I know it's MTV but even they have reached a new low
~
And I'm not jealous that he's a nerd. I'm angry that he's polluting television.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-29 08:33:52 EDT (#)
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including myself.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-29 08:28:57 EDT (#)
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I think you people hate this guy because he is the same level geek as you, but he is making something of it.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-08-29 08:26:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The Superbowl is gay...yaddayadda...orange juice raped my father....
I've never actually seen the show--just that one bit online. I laughed. So I can't actually determine if he's really funny or not.
But this post was just badly written. Sleep deprivation or no, it's 8:30 in the morn' and I need the posts to flow. Plus I see it's your second in the day yadda yadda -2 die n00b blah blah..
Actually, I would have given it a better rating if it were the first and if the grammar were slightly better. So...welcome!
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-08-29 07:57:10 EDT (#)
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I'm going to pretend that your rage kept you from being able to spellcheck and proofread. I too hate Andy Milonakis. Have a +1
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-08-29 07:37:35 EDT (#)
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I got peas on my head but don't call me a pea head,
I got bees on my head, but don't call me a bee head,
Bruce Lee's on my head, but don't call me a Lee head........
Fuck, I thought this guy was like thirteen or something because my thirteen year old son does videos like his all the time.
On a lighter note, Jesus Kitty was kind of funny.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-08-29 07:37:29 EDT (#)
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No, no its not.
Submitted by Popple (user info) at 2005-08-29 07:36:07 EDT (#)
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Thanks. I will only post once per day now. Also I won't post any more bullshit. It was just I haven't slept in 35 hours but that is not an excuse.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-08-29 07:33:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There is a one post per day rule that would normally get you -2'd but goddammit at least you are making an effort not to be a complete douche bag and you obviously arent a shitty alter. Have a +2 and if you crank out any more bullshit I will send you enough viruses to give your computer more STDs than a Mexican hooker.