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Q. How do you keep a moron busy? (3824 hits)

Category: Humor

Rating: 1.41 on 78 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (View user info) at 2005-08-29 11:55:54 EDT


Click here :- http://www.ubersite.com/m/74097

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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-08-12 02:25:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1


Hell of a lot better than this: http://www.ubersite.com/m/74097


Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-07 04:06:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I never saw this.

I now wish I still hadn't.

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-05-07 03:04:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

(3261 hits)

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-09-16 04:16:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

(2429 hits)


Funny shit, Sphagnum.

Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-08-30 16:49:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This goddam link won't work!


















<<click, click, click, click>>
















<<click, click, click, click>>
















<<click, click, click, click>>
















<<click, click, click, click>>

Submitted by grapefruit (user info) at 2005-08-30 15:56:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I kept clicking just for the hell of it.

Submitted by dirtycyberdawg (user info) at 2005-08-30 13:51:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-08-30 11:38:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You BASTARD! I've been thinking about trying that little trick for a while now. Sphagnum stoles it from us, Precious! He stoles it!

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-08-30 08:43:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

This has been done by Deathjester.

Can't really justify giving this a negative rating though, I mean how where you to know?

Submitted by Gloosh (user info) at 2005-08-30 08:29:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You bastard. :(

Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-08-30 03:54:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-29 12:13:32 (#)
Ranking: 0

I'd just like to take the opportunity to apologise for this post....

I actually just wanted to see whether it would work.

Now that I really think about it, why the hell wouldn't it have worked??



--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Because I knew what the joke was before I even opened the post. Then I saw the link was purple and went yep, that stupid old joke. Still funny that it caught out so many.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-30 03:25:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I suck.

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-08-30 03:06:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

5 seconds? WAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha whoo-whee aaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha!

Oh OK, I see, you forgot to put a decimal point to the left of the number.

My bad


<simpletrickinvolved>

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-30 02:46:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

THat took me all of 5 seconds joedaddy.

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-08-30 02:31:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

http://www.pagetutor.com/idiot/idiot.html

For the truly challenged, go here /\

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-30 02:28:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fucking cool.

Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2005-08-30 02:18:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


i read the review from the guy below, and still clicked. twice.

i'm surprised no one has done this yet?
hmm.. how did you get the right page number? had someone been posting the same time you did, this wouldnt have worked... luck i guess?

Submitted by Magic_Monkey (user info) at 2005-08-30 02:04:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Its scary how i didnt figure it out until like 5 clicks .... nice one



Submitted by Draqus (user info) at 2005-08-29 20:01:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

It's actually scary that this is original on ubersite. Kudos to you.

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-08-29 19:54:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Not bad.

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-08-29 19:43:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Foiled again.

Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-08-29 18:13:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Surprisingly, I've not seen this on here before.

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-29 17:58:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2005-08-29 17:27:51 (#)
Ranking: 2

You know, if your post would have been ill-timed, there is a chance you could have simply linked to the previous post and you would have been forced to run the gauntlet of -2's.

--------

I probably should have though of that outcome before I did it.

Thank God it's a slow Monday...

Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2005-08-29 17:27:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You know, if your post would have been ill-timed, there is a chance you could have simply linked to the previous post and you would have been forced to run the gauntlet of -2's.

Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-08-29 15:51:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-08-29 11:58:42 (#)
Ranking: 2

Nice.


Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-29 15:36:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I keep clicking the link and I still don't see how you keep a moron busy though.

Submitted by vettesrule88 (user info) at 2005-08-29 15:10:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

great way to double the hits on this post

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-29 14:58:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

How the hell did I get back here again??

Submitted by ellsmall (user info) at 2005-08-29 14:23:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

shit! damn you!

Submitted by ellsmall (user info) at 2005-08-29 14:23:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

wait a sec, how did i get back here?

Submitted by ellsmall (user info) at 2005-08-29 14:22:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i don't get it but i'll follow the herd and +2 it

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-29 14:10:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I've been had.

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-08-29 14:10:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-08-29 14:05:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hang on a minute..

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-29 13:50:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Naughty Sphagnum

Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2005-08-29 13:49:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

the dirtiest of all hit-whoring techniques.

Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2005-08-29 13:48:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

... I'm bored..... OH!


Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-08-29 13:48:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-11 14:15:30 (#)
Ranking: 2

Hey fan do you know how to get your dad to give you sloopy sloppy donkey head with passion

just show him a cock


Submitted by miss_tila (user info) at 2005-08-29 13:39:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2. You got me!

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-08-29 13:23:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I AM A MAN!
-------

you just keep teling yourself that, young lady.

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-29 13:15:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-08-29 13:13:26 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-29 12:58:42 (#)
Ranking: 0

Do I need to make an appointment with your Mother's beautiful mouth or can I just turn up whenever?
-------------

Wait... I thought you were a woman?

BTW... just show up, it's cool with me, as I am runing the operation now that dad has pased....(HIV)

------------

shhhhhh! I'm still trying to keep up the facade.

I AM A MAN!

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-08-29 13:13:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-29 12:58:42 (#)
Ranking: 0

Do I need to make an appointment with your Mother's beautiful mouth or can I just turn up whenever?
-------------

Wait... I thought you were a woman?

BTW... just show up, it's cool with me, as I am runing the operation now that dad has pased....(HIV)

Submitted by DarthFaded (user info) at 2005-08-29 13:01:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Way to put a digital spin on a tired tired tired old joke....

+2 for making me laugh on a FUCKING monday morning.
-1 just because

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-29 12:58:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Do I need to make an appointment with your Mother's beautiful mouth or can I just turn up whenever?

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-08-29 12:55:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-29 12:52:54 (#)
Ranking: 0

I haven't actually heard that expression before. Maybe I am so original that I just made something up all by myself.

I must patent it. "KangaRooter".... It has a nice ring to it.
-------------

At least we know your purpose in life now, fucko.

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-29 12:52:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I haven't actually heard that expression before. Maybe I am so original that I just made something up all by myself.

I must patent it. "KangaRooter".... It has a nice ring to it.

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-08-29 12:51:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, way 2be orijanal, Kangarooter!!"

Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-08-29 12:50:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I resent that statement. The preferred expression is "Kangarooter"!

-------

You do of course realize that I will be using this line on ALL Australians from this point forward, right?

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-29 12:49:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Has this been done before?

I'm guessing not, considering the ÜberPolice haven't turned up to "educate" me yet.

Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2005-08-29 12:47:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Damn you.

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-29 12:47:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-08-29 12:41:19 (#)
Ranking: 2

Nope, me neither.... ROO FUCKER!

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I resent that statement. The preferred expression is "Kangarooter"!

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-08-29 12:41:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Nope, me neither.... ROO FUCKER!

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-29 12:32:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-08-29 12:31:03 (#)
Ranking: 2

Uhm... where is everyone??

<crickets>

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I think Monday is the day that everyone actually has to do some work.

Not me though.......

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-08-29 12:31:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Uhm... where is everyone??

<crickets>

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2005-08-29 12:26:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

ha

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-08-29 12:25:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

*click*

*click*

*click*

Wow, this sure is a lot of posts. It's like a treasure hunt. I hope I find something good soon.

*click*

*click*

*click*

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-08-29 12:20:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

*30 more clicks later*

OH WAIT, I'M THE MORON?

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-08-29 12:17:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

We just spent the last 10 minutes making bets on whether or not the semi across the street would manage to complete the 100 point turn he was doing in order to get into the alley without nailing the parking garage posts.

he couldn't
poor bastard


Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-08-29 12:16:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by jet_stream_nz (user info) at 2005-08-29 12:14:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You can jam Monday up you arse .... thats how well its going ... lol

LINK WHORE.

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-29 12:13:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'd just like to take the opportunity to apologise for this post....

I actually just wanted to see whether it would work.

Now that I really think about it, why the hell wouldn't it have worked??



Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2005-08-29 12:09:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

For some reason I want to keep touching it. Its like a pretty blue clitoris made up of words and numbers.

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-29 12:08:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

He may have come up with the recipe, but I came up with the idea of
charging $6.95 for it.

-- Moe Syzlak
Flaming Moe's


Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-08-29 12:08:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

*ten minutes later*

Oh shit, hahahahahahaha...now I get it!

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-29 12:07:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

How's everyone's Monday treating them?

Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-08-29 12:06:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I think I should inform you that your link is not working, lolz.

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-08-29 12:04:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

LIAR!!!

Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-08-29 12:04:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

SPOON!

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-08-29 12:04:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I don't get it?

Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-08-29 12:01:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Cute. You tricked me.

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-08-29 12:00:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

NO FUCKFACE... CLICK HERE!! ---->http://www.ubersite.com/m/74099

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-08-29 12:00:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

hitwhore

Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-08-29 11:58:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Nice.

Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-08-29 11:58:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Meh.

I was actually thinking about this little joke this weekend while I was washing my car. We used to write it on both sides of a piece of paper with the words 'turn over' under it.

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-29 11:57:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Ahahahahahahaha

Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-08-29 11:57:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-08-29 11:57:11 (#)
Ranking: 0

Fuck!!! I clicked it 15 times and I still don't get it. *stomps off*

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-08-29 11:57:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Fuck!!! I clicked it 15 times and I still don't get it. *stomps off*

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-29 11:56:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHA!

It worked....


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