Everyone Looks Like SOMEONE Famous (16 - corn_nugget) DONE WITH KAI THE GUY'S BLESSING (3470 hits)
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Submitted by Rad (View user info) at 2005-08-29 16:40:47 EDT
This is installment #20 in the Über series "Everyone looks like someone famous. Kai the Guy thought this baby up, and since then 8 other users have made their own contributions, including myself. The following are all by Kai unless otherwise listed.
Past Famous Faces:
1 http://www.ubersite.com/m/66293
2 http://www.ubersite.com/m/66346
3 http://www.ubersite.com/m/66472
3.5 http://www.ubersite.com/m/66474 - BLITZKREIG_BOB
(self portrait) http://www.ubersite.com/m/66475 - GodChicken
(self portrait) http://www.ubersite.com/m/66539 - CaptainThorns
4 http://www.ubersite.com/m/66662
5 http://www.ubersite.com/m/67598
6 http://www.ubersite.com/m/67653
7 http://www.ubersite.com/m/67882
8 http://www.ubersite.com/m/67985
9 http://www.ubersite.com/m/68211
10 http://www.ubersite.com/m/68283
11 http://www.ubersite.com/m/68543
(self portrait) http://www.ubersite.com/m/68546 - Spencer Thompson
12 http://www.ubersite.com/m/71436 - rad1101
13 http://www.ubersite.com/m/71656 - Matt Maiorano
14 http://www.ubersite.com/m/72069 - Urbane
15 http://www.ubersite.com/m/74074 - bluto
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Which brings us to our next Überuser who looks like someone famous.
corn_nugget is the epitome of the classic great poster on the Über. A nice mix of internet drama, really good writing, and shit posts, you never know when you reach into that sampler if you are going to get a pecan cluster, a chocolate cherry, or one of those really nasty raspberry pieces of shit you have to spit out into your hand to keep from retching. It is a beautiful thing.
I'd like to think of Übersite as a giant Dean Martin's Roast, where we are all held up to the scrutiny and the enjoyment of the worst of our imaginations as well as the accolades received by most of the sycophants who reside in Überia, and I am the Ruth Buzzi of the intraweb.
So, without further delay, I present to you the 16th actual installment of this nice little series, and I just have one question going in.
Do you get any of the residuals from having a major movie star in the family?
User Reviews
Submitted by ILL34GL3 (user info) at 2008-03-16 16:06:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
poop
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-09-02 23:57:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-31 13:18:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
She looks like how I imagined my penis looked when I was forced to spank my monkey in Atlantic City.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-08-30 20:09:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't see it.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-30 12:45:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Avals : http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000973/
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-30 10:04:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I know I know
instant karma has already gotten me.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-08-30 09:49:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That is kind of mean.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-30 09:18:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh my Lord.
The first one I saw made her look like Eddie Vedder.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-08-30 08:14:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, THAT guy. Yeah, I guess I can see it.
You're just mad because it's not you I'm sucking up to.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-08-30 07:40:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I should deduct you points for not making one of me. I've been waiting for it for ... like, forever.
That said, I must admit the resemblance is uncanny.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-08-30 06:10:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-08-29 19:37:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-29 19:12:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-08-29 18:29:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
+2, but I continue to agree with whomever said she looks like a female Caulaincourt.
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Wow, have you seen me in other posts than my 1st camwhore?
I don't ressemble her at all.
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no, darling, SHE resembles YOU.
As much as I dislike you, I can't pretend that you're not a hot guy. Corinne is also a hot guy. """
hahahahaa
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-30 04:08:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-08-30 03:57:18 (#)
Ranking: 0
Meh.
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you are right.
I have progressed into my new phase/motif/whatever.
I call it my "trying too hard to have an edge, and actually dulling my sharpness" period.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-08-30 03:58:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-29 19:58:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
As much as I dislike you, I can't pretend that you're not a hot guy."""
That's right baby, feed teh ego. I'm working on a pretty hot AND nice girl right now (rarity!) and I need all the confidence in the world.
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You'll get her!
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-08-30 03:57:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Meh.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-30 03:55:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
godddamn kai, you killed it.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-08-30 00:47:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-08-29 16:42:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
SO what happened to Kai?
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I'm right here, bitches.
And I approve of this post.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-08-29 22:53:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAAAHAHAAAAA!
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-08-29 21:40:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sheesh
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-08-29 21:11:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That is truly fucking excellent.
Rad, you rock.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-08-29 20:04:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's all in the.....
O NOES!......
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-29 19:58:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
As much as I dislike you, I can't pretend that you're not a hot guy."""
That's right baby, feed teh ego. I'm working on a pretty hot AND nice girl right now (rarity!) and I need all the confidence in the world.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-29 19:45:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
fuck that
frank collison is a hot guy.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-08-29 19:37:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-29 19:12:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-08-29 18:29:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
+2, but I continue to agree with whomever said she looks like a female Caulaincourt.
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Wow, have you seen me in other posts than my 1st camwhore?
I don't ressemble her at all.
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no, darling, SHE resembles YOU.
As much as I dislike you, I can't pretend that you're not a hot guy. Corinne is also a hot guy.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-08-29 19:29:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
uncanny
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-29 19:28:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-08-29 18:53:11 (#)
Ranking: 0
How could you leave this one out?--http://www.ubersite.com/m/73784
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because the title didn't match, and you didn't represent it as part of this series.
Who are you again?
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-08-29 19:23:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd hit them both!!!!1
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-08-29 19:12:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-08-29 18:29:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
+2, but I continue to agree with whomever said she looks like a female Caulaincourt.
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Wow, have you seen me in other posts than my 1st camwhore?
I don't ressemble her at all.
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-08-29 18:53:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
How could you leave this one out?--http://www.ubersite.com/m/73784
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2005-08-29 18:51:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
spot on, i'd say.
spot on.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-08-29 18:29:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2, but I continue to agree with whomever said she looks like a female Caulaincourt.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-29 18:17:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I just noticed that the same haircut is going on there.
Submitted by HippoRapist (user info) at 2005-08-29 18:11:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ASYMETRICAL!
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2005-08-29 17:41:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FRANK COLLISON!!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/55528
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2005-08-29 17:34:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
hehe
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2005-08-29 17:09:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Because I called him 101 by mistake. I'm such a cunt sometimes.
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2005-08-29 17:05:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahh... Armenian Robber #3 from "Why Me?", now I recognize him. +2meanie.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-29 16:59:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-08-29 16:46:55 (#)
Ranking: 0
Who?
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sycophant
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-08-29 16:57:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
horace!
that dumbass from dr. quinn...
not that i ever watched that...
Submitted by Salvation_Jane (user info) at 2005-08-29 16:52:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
# Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman: The Movie (1999) (TV) .... Horace Bing
dear lord, who would make such a thing?
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2005-08-29 16:51:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow, that is uncanny.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-29 16:51:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
FUCK YOU GUYS, ESPECIALLY ZAKALWE.
I LIKE HOW CORN_NUGGET LOOKS.
I ALSO AM ATTRACTED TO FRANK COLLISON.
AND I DID TAKE PICTURES OF MY DOGS HAVING SEX AS WELL.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/72697
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-29 16:49:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WHo?
Here's the short list of his movies:
# Callback (2005/I) (post-production) .... Karl
# Suspect Zero (2004) .... Piper
... aka Suspect 0 (Philippines: English title)
# The Village (2004) .... Victor
... aka Grey (Philippines: English title: review title)
... aka M. Night Shyamalan's The Village (USA: promotional title)
# The Whole Ten Yards (2004) .... Strabo
# Hidalgo (2004) .... Texas Jack
... aka Dash (Philippines: English title: review title)
# Hope Springs (2003) .... Fisher
# The Majestic (2001) .... Subpoena Server
# K-PAX (2001) (uncredited) .... Screaming Man
# Camouflage (2001/I) .... Skinny Cop
# O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000) .... Wash Hogwallop
... aka O' Brother (France)
# A Crack in the Floor (2000) .... Turner
# Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman: The Movie (1999) (TV) .... Horace Bing
# Buddy (1997) .... Zoo Keeper
# The Investigator (1994) (TV)
# It Runs in the Family (1994) .... Floyd Bumpus
... aka My Summer Story
# S.F.W. (1994) .... Stoner Witness
... aka So Fucking What? (USA: long title)
# Dead Connection (1994) .... Garage Attendant
... aka Final Combination (UK)
... aka Lights Out
# 12:01 (1993) (TV) .... Thin Assassin
# "Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman" (1993) TV Series .... Horace Bing
# Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman (1993) (TV) .... Horace
# Diggstown (1992) .... Prison Guard
... aka Midnight Sting
# Keep the Change (1992) (TV) .... Darryl Burke
# The Lawnmower Man (1992) .... Night Gate Guard
... aka Stephen King's The Lawnmower Man
... aka Virtual Wars (Japan: English title)
# A Formula for Mayhem (1992) .... Raddish
# The Last Boy Scout (1991) .... Pablo
# Dollman (1991) .... Sprug
# Mobsters (1991) .... Sonny Catania
... aka The Evil Empire
# Backstreet Dreams (1990) .... Spider
... aka Backstreet Strays
# Wild at Heart (1990) .... Timmy Thompson
... aka David Lynch's Wild at Heart (USA)
# Why Me? (1990) .... Armenian Robber #3
# Alien Nation (1988) .... Bentner
# Elvira, Mistress of the Dark (1988) .... Billy
# The Blob (1988) .... Hobbe
# Into the Homeland (1987) (TV) .... Gas Station Attendant
# Amazon Women on the Moon (1987) .... Grizzled Pirate (segment "Video Pirates")
... aka Cheeseburger Film Sandwich
# Wired to Kill (1986) .... Sly
... aka Booby Trap
# The Compleat Al (1985) (V) .... Look-A-Like Salesman
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-08-29 16:48:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oooohs...Corrine gonna keel yous...
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-08-29 16:46:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Who?
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-08-29 16:46:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've been purposefully refraining from "man-face" comments, but since you opened the flood-gates...
Submitted by Salvation_Jane (user info) at 2005-08-29 16:44:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i am just a little bit disturbed by this
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-29 16:44:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I believe Kai scored a ban with that last post of his.
He was sworn to not post blatant porn, and was spanked for it.
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-08-29 16:44:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahhh ha ha ha ha
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-29 16:43:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
poor old corn.
Submitted by egadz (user info) at 2005-08-29 16:43:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nice.....
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-08-29 16:42:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SO what happened to Kai?