How to tell if music is good. (1065 hits)
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Submitted by Its Always Seven (View user info) at 2003-05-13 20:06:16 EDT
I have a new theory that will help you decide whether the music you listen to sucks or not.
Simply ask a girl!
If she says that she "LOVES!" the music in question.... then, YES, it sucks. Cool girls do not enthusiasticly say that they "LOVE!" things very often, but stupid bitches do. And stupid bitches ALWAYS have bad music taste. ALWAYS.
If she "likes" the band/artist/song... then im sorry, but the music in question probably sucks. Don't go home and kill yourself yet... you still have a small chance that you may have asked the opinion of one of the very few cool girls that exist.
If she says "kinda" or "sorta" Then you should probably kill her for being a flakey bitch that doesnt have confidence in her own opinions because she knows that they are shitty... and your music still probably sucks.
If she dislikes the music, then there is a good chance that your music taste is alright.... but dont count on it, because there are music genres out there that even girls wont listen to. If you want to know for sure... just think about whether you like camoflage clothing, or japanese anime, or paintball. If you do, then your music taste eats shit.
Thats all there is to it.
I am, of course, basing all of this on the widely proven fact that 95% of this country's female population have horrible music taste.
Dont even argue with me on this one.... you all know its true.
GIRLS HAVE BAD TASTE.
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Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-04-08 22:19:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
He has point, usually if a chick likes the music its usually shit, like rap, hip hop. Not many chick i know like Slipknot, Korn and Manson
Submitted by NicTheMaster (user info) at 2003-05-14 09:48:36 EDT (#)
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I'd rather see blood in my urine before I see more posts from this pre-teen
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-05-14 08:43:00 EDT (#)
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You're an asshole. My girlfriend has very good taste in music. Get out of here with these simple-minded fuck-theories.
Submitted by BerZerK (user info) at 2003-05-14 00:44:44 EDT (#)
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Is it just me or are a lot of parents buying their retarded pre-teens
computers and allowing them to virtually smear SHIT all over the web?
Someone has to stop this..
-BerZ
Submitted by jtber (user info) at 2003-05-13 22:44:27 EDT (#)
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Most girls do have horrible taste in music, except when i wanna get some pussy. haha
But MOST guys have terrible taste in music too.
But what i consider terrible, they obviously dont, and im sure they hate what i listen to.
Listen to what you like, and dont give a shit about others.
LIP (Live in Peace)
JT
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2003-05-13 22:07:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I liked this post because I have experienced the same thing. I wouldn't generalize all women as having bad taste in music, but from what I've seen it is mostly true.
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2003-05-13 21:37:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Right right right, the gay bar scene. My fault. Oh well another chance for a -2.
BLOW! HEEEEE AWWWWWWWW.
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2003-05-13 21:27:48 EDT (#)
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The gay FBI guy calls a bartender a "fat fairy fuck".
Submitted by hafguitarist6767 (user info) at 2003-05-13 21:24:21 EDT (#)
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wow you wanna know the BEST way to tell if musics good or not?
is it on the radio or MTV? yes? than it sucks. plain and simple no discussion no argument it SUCKS.
thats the best and surest way to tell thanks and email all your little but slipknot is cool (its not) commets to HAFguitarist6767.at.hotmail.com
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-05-13 21:21:11 EDT (#)
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"GIRLS HAVE BAD TASTE."
AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*wiping tears* ...sorry ladies ...that was funny.
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2003-05-13 21:15:48 EDT (#)
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Hey shitolatte, I've seen Boondock Saints many a time, but I don't recall that part.
Do you have any theories to go with that...quote?
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2003-05-13 21:01:30 EDT (#)
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It's only shitty by the standards that society has set. If you grew up listening to that "shitty" music, then you wouldn't think it was so shitty. Piss a brick and die.
Submitted by DarthAwesome (user info) at 2003-05-13 20:22:45 EDT (#)
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Hey dip shit, who said whats good taste and whats bad. Music is an opinion.
Submitted by AbeFroman (user info) at 2003-05-13 20:21:20 EDT (#)
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"GIRLS HAVE BAD TASTE."
I've actually been eating this girl out for a couple weeks now and she's delicious...
Submitted by ItsAlwaysSeven (user info) at 2003-05-13 20:20:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Have you ever noticed how the people who say "listen to what you like, and dont care about what other people think" usually have shitty music taste?
Hmmmm.... isnt that a coincidence.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2003-05-13 20:15:38 EDT (#)
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HOW TO *REALLY* DETERMINE IF MUSIC IS GOOD
1. Listen to it.
2. Determine if you like it.
If you are incapable doing step two, find the nearest electric fence and piss on it. You should not procreate.
Submitted by DarthAwesome (user info) at 2003-05-13 20:12:51 EDT (#)
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I like camo, anime and paintball, the most mainly sport. Die.
Submitted by HotDog (user info) at 2003-05-13 20:11:25 EDT (#)
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It's up to you to decide what you like.
Sheep.
-Max
Submitted by SantonioSpur (user info) at 2003-05-13 20:10:53 EDT (#)
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Very true. Many a time I've been told that Mr. Roboto by Styx sucks... by women
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2003-05-13 20:09:51 EDT (#)
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You're obviously gay. Admit it. Give in to it. Step out of the closet. Get cornholed. Have a helluva fun time you "fat fairy fuck".
(Boondock Saints)